The TSM Worst Poster tournament.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Battlenuts, for being a goddamned simpering pussy

 

Agent of Oblivion, for doing drugs and "viciouisly" moderating

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

The people I want to nominate were actually really nice to me during the POTY tournament and / or have been nominated several times already.

[King Kamala 0]

Oh Christ----how could this thread go 7 pages without anyone mentioning majormayhem1?

[Dandy 0]

Yeah, or milliondollarchamp?

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Battlenuts, for being a goddamned simpering pussy

 

Agent of Oblivion, for doing drugs and "viciouisly" moderating

 

 

American Heritage Dictionary

 

v. sim·pered, sim·per·ing, sim·pers

 

v. intr.

To smile in a silly, self-conscious, often coy manner.

 

v. tr.

To utter or express with a silly, self-conscious, often coy smile: simpered a lame excuse.

 

n. A silly, self-conscious, often coy smile.

 

 

I'm a vagina with a coy smile? Awesome. Beats a dick with a height complex.

[garfieldsnose 0]

Battlenuts might just have locked this up.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Oh I'm so nominating you.

 

^That guy. Five times.

[garfieldsnose 0]

I retract my nomination.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

What the fuck was that?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Shit, who told him I was only 5'6"?

[King Kamala 0]

Incadenza's been schooled twice in one week!

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Freedom of Information Act.

 

On a some what related note, Martin Short's last three google searches all contained the term 'balls deep'.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Man, I should just go home, huh?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

It's easy to imagine Battlenuts pumping his fist after he hits Add Reply.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Battlenauts said something about not basing this on someone's religion after someone else said something about posters being antagonists. That's my kind of humour (and that's not sarcasm) so hooray for him.

 

This means very little to the non-wrestling segment of the board that comes here but iggymcfly is still around and, perhaps tired of telling stories about multiple DUIs and how he's a poker millionaire, enjoys discussing why poorly booked crash TV that results in no money is the best thing TNA can do right now.

 

There's also this character named WWE24/7FanaticSeries. This guy rarely (if ever) contributes anything on topic of the thread he's posting in, has an awful name, and at one point - despite being very new and therefore I assume had no reason to research any aspect of the forums history - brought up the frog ending / keep digging, Watson deal, so he's probably a PBP.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

^I'm glad someone got that.

 

And twice. I pump it twice.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Do you like learning new words, Battlenuts? I'm glad that I can teach you things.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

I'm in a relationship. But that's very flattering.

[King Kamala 0]

Just give up Inc. This is one battle you can't win! I'd hate to see you go out like this! Battlenuts is a beast!

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I don't have anything personally against the guy, but this flairfan character in the WWE 24/7 threads called al's "act" tiresome in October when al pointed out that a complete show with all of the matches is better than an edited tape with correct entrance music. He then went on to say the importance of The Steiners Brothers was lost without their music. It was a really sad post.

[King Kamala 0]

I don't have anything personally against the guy, but this flairfan character in the WWE 24/7 threads called al's "act" tiresome in October when al pointed out that a complete show with all of the matches is better than an edited tape with correct entrance music. He then went on to say the importance of The Steiners Brothers was lost without their music. It was a really sad post.

 

 

That guy is pathetic with his long rants about not getting his updates on time and the aforementioned incident (I just randomly read the October 24/7 thread today- pathetic in itself). He was one of the saddest posters in The General Wrestling folder. And that's saying something seeing how I post there frequently.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2567725

 

Doom came out to Strut by Bob Seger.. The Steiners came out to Welcome to The Jungle...man was that awesome....and IMPORTANT

[alfdogg 0]

Sometimes after I make an exceptional post, I like to get up and take a victory lap around my living room. Occasionally, I have to shake my fingers before I resume typing.

[Gary Floyd 0]

If we're going to do a big Worst Poster Tournament, then we pretty have to ban the guy. Otherwise, to what end are we explaining why poster 1 is worse than poster 2, 4 over 3, and so on for two weeks? Any of the posters who have been nominated so far could be launched to the benefit of the community, and that includes me.

 

If we're taking multiple nominations for seeding like I did, then Marvin, Matt Young, gary floyd, Cartman, Kawalimus, TaigaStar, twistedmind, Choken One is Hawk 34, Bruiser_Brody, and Y2Jerk.

You just lost an electronic music consultant.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Here's who I pick...

 

twiztedmind - Annoys me, I don't like the dude.

 

Truthiness - Easily one of the stupidest people, I've ever encountered at a message board. His arguments in the WWE are complete crap, he adds nothing to the forum. I'd have a more intelligent debate with my unborn child, then him.

 

dustinbeaverton - Complete douchebag, I hope he gets fired from his job, for bugging us while he's working. Do your fucking job you bum.

 

Matt Young - Easily my least favorite poster... Has called me racial slurs in the past.

 

TaigaStar - Stupid cunt.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Kawalimuggy was writing for about 15 minutes, then posted nothing! What gives, sir? For some reason I thought that was another new Kamala name where he decided to combine two posters names to make his own new one, but I see it is just Muggy. That gives me an idea - "King Kawala Classic".

[Kawalimus 0]

Wait, are you saying it said I was writing and then stopped, or are you saying there's another guy with my name on here? I'm confused.

 

I don't' have any nominations.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Eh, I'll throw my picks in

 

Marvin

Deon/Douchebag/Bob Van Dan/MVP

Matt Young

Enigma

Narcoleptic Jumper

Mecca

Taiga Star

Kawalimus

 

 

raz and VanHalen don't count, as they haven't posted in a while. EHME has gotten better since he toned it down.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Oh I was about to type something, then I had a sudden craving for some food. Microwave taquitos rock. I'm gonna be dead by 31.

 

EDIT: And since he's begging for it, I nominate Kawalimus.

[King Kamala 0]

If we're going to do a big Worst Poster Tournament, then we pretty have to ban the guy. Otherwise, to what end are we explaining why poster 1 is worse than poster 2, 4 over 3, and so on for two weeks? Any of the posters who have been nominated so far could be launched to the benefit of the community, and that includes me.

 

If we're taking multiple nominations for seeding like I did, then Marvin, Matt Young, gary floyd, Cartman, Kawalimus, TaigaStar, twistedmind, Choken One is Hawk 34, Bruiser_Brody, and Y2Jerk.

You just lost an electronic music consultant.

 

 

I guess he took your criticism of him in the Election '08 thread a bit harshly.

 

And for the record, I'm probably changing my name back to King Kamala Classic soon. This gimmick is starting to get a bit old even for me.