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Two teens tried to rob police station

Two teens arrested after attempting to rob police station

By The Associated Press

 

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) - Two teenage boys are under arrest after they attempted to rob a police station.

 

Port St. Lucie police say the two boys - ages 12 and 14 - walked into the lobby of a regional station Wednesday afternoon and demanded money from an aide behind the glass enclosure.

 

Police say the 12-year-old hid one hand under his jacket as if he had a gun. Another aide ran into the back screaming for help.

 

Within minutes, a half dozen officers, some with guns drawn, burst into the lobby and arrested the boys. Both are charged with attempted armed robbery.

 

Police spokesman Rob Vega says the kids were laughing and remarked, "We'll be famous now."

 

http://www.winknews.com/news/weird/16651076.html

 

These two dumbasses were lucky they werent shot.

 

 

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Even handicapped 12 year olds have caught on that they will be made celebrities by the American media by comitting a wacky crime. After their lenghty biographies, interviews, and home movies are shown repeatedly the blame will fall squarely on video games and naughty music.

Guest Beastalentier
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The ideal TSM crime thread:

 

Chazz1998: (?) Holding up a White Hen Pantry, anyone here ever do it?

Invader3k: The federal government should have you executed.

Brody: I took a nasty shit at a White Hen once

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Since they are underage, aren't the police required to keep their identities silent? So really, how can they become famous other than being known as "those two kids who did something really dumb"?

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Since they are underage, aren't the police required to keep their identities silent? So really, how can they become famous other than being known as "those two kids who did something really dumb"?

 

I believe that is correct.

 

And yes, I have a low tolerance for stupid people. I don't see why other people don't have the same gut reaction as I do.

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Since they are underage, aren't the police required to keep their identities silent? So really, how can they become famous other than being known as "those two kids who did something really dumb"?

 

I believe that is correct.

 

And yes, I have a low tolerance for stupid people. I don't see why other people don't have the same gut reaction as I do.

 

 

I once stole something from a middle school book fair on a dare. Should I be shot?

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The ideal TSM crime thread:

 

Chazz1998: (?) Holding up a White Hen Pantry, anyone here ever do it?

Invader3k: The federal government should have you executed.

 

Bravo.

 

I'll glady contribute by making the "Awwww, but they're just CHILDREN" remark, which used to be a mainstay in the CE folder (not sure if it still is).

Guest ForumPro
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Okay, look. What you're not getting is that this is a complicated issue, and the issues are manifold. It's never really as simple as you make it out to be here, which is the problem at hand, really, with society at large, really. I think Invader3K and some of these other accounts should try to look at things with a more blanced eye, unless that's too much to ask.

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