2 kids rob a police station

[milliondollarchamp 0]

Two teens tried to rob police station

Two teens arrested after attempting to rob police station

By The Associated Press

 

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) - Two teenage boys are under arrest after they attempted to rob a police station.

 

Port St. Lucie police say the two boys - ages 12 and 14 - walked into the lobby of a regional station Wednesday afternoon and demanded money from an aide behind the glass enclosure.

 

Police say the 12-year-old hid one hand under his jacket as if he had a gun. Another aide ran into the back screaming for help.

 

Within minutes, a half dozen officers, some with guns drawn, burst into the lobby and arrested the boys. Both are charged with attempted armed robbery.

 

Police spokesman Rob Vega says the kids were laughing and remarked, "We'll be famous now."

 

http://www.winknews.com/news/weird/16651076.html

 

These two dumbasses were lucky they werent shot.

 

 

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Maybe they should have just shot them anyway. They would have been doing the world a favor.

[snuffbox 0]

Even handicapped 12 year olds have caught on that they will be made celebrities by the American media by comitting a wacky crime. After their lenghty biographies, interviews, and home movies are shown repeatedly the blame will fall squarely on video games and naughty music.

[King Kamala 0]

Can any thread about a crime be complete without Invader3k saying that the perpetrator(s) should be killed?

[Guest Beastalentier]

The ideal TSM crime thread:

 

Chazz1998: (?) Holding up a White Hen Pantry, anyone here ever do it?

Invader3k: The federal government should have you executed.

Brody: I took a nasty shit at a White Hen once

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

By posting this, milliondollarchamp is only facilitating their behavior.

[2GOLD 0]

 

Since they are underage, aren't the police required to keep their identities silent? So really, how can they become famous other than being known as "those two kids who did something really dumb"?

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Since they are underage, aren't the police required to keep their identities silent? So really, how can they become famous other than being known as "those two kids who did something really dumb"?

 

I believe that is correct.

 

And yes, I have a low tolerance for stupid people. I don't see why other people don't have the same gut reaction as I do.

[bob_barron 0]

Well one of the kids IS 12

[At Home 0]

Awesome.

[King Kamala 0]

Since they are underage, aren't the police required to keep their identities silent? So really, how can they become famous other than being known as "those two kids who did something really dumb"?

 

I believe that is correct.

 

And yes, I have a low tolerance for stupid people. I don't see why other people don't have the same gut reaction as I do.

 

 

I once stole something from a middle school book fair on a dare. Should I be shot?

[Dobbs 3K 0]

No, because that's a bit different than trying to hold up a fucking police station.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

The ideal TSM crime thread:

 

Chazz1998: (?) Holding up a White Hen Pantry, anyone here ever do it?

Invader3k: The federal government should have you executed.

 

Bravo.

 

I'll glady contribute by making the "Awwww, but they're just CHILDREN" remark, which used to be a mainstay in the CE folder (not sure if it still is).

[Nighthawk 0]

Oddly enough, I'm in favor of executing legit retards, but regular dumbasses? Leave them be.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Oddly enough, I'm in favor of executing legit retards,

 

What, really?

[Star Ocean 3 0]

Within minutes, a half dozen officers, some with guns drawn, burst into the lobby and arrested the boys.

 

Minutes? They can't even get to the front lobby on time.

[Guest ForumPro]

Okay, look. What you're not getting is that this is a complicated issue, and the issues are manifold. It's never really as simple as you make it out to be here, which is the problem at hand, really, with society at large, really. I think Invader3K and some of these other accounts should try to look at things with a more blanced eye, unless that's too much to ask.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

OK "ForumPro."