Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Everyone get drunk, punch out your wives, and smash beer bottles over the head of anyone giving you a dirty look!
Copper Feel Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 But then I'd just be letting the terrorists win!
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Posted March 17, 2008 I'm wearing my Boston Celtics jersey in honor of St. Pattys Day.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Damn. The medication that I just started only permits me to have two alcoholic drinks a day. I can't wait to get off this shit. No limit on how many times I can punch out my wife, though.
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Man, it's been St. Patrick's Day for like a fucking week now. That's a week more than we need. What a pile of shit.
Bruiser Chong Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Agreed. I went along with the whole "St. Paddy's Day is the 15th this year" thing because I preferred to waste a Saturday drinking and not a fucking Monday. As everything went down, it was three nights of fairly heavy drinking and I'm ready for a break. Natch, I've got a friend calling me making it sound like I'm betraying a family member by not coming out for more drinks tonight. Doesn't anybody have god damn school or work tomorrow?
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 17, 2008 Report Posted March 17, 2008 Between the theological questionability of celebrating a human elevated to demi-god status, the perpetuation of offensive ethnic stereotypes, and the emergence of all the worst that bros have to offer, there's a strong case that St. Patrick's Day is the worst holiday ever.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 I just had my last final about a half hour ago. I don't really care about celebrating an ethnicity which I'm not, though, but I do love an excuse to drink. However, I have to move to a new apartment tomorrow and lifting and moving around furniture is much more painful when hung over and tired. St. Pattys is such a pointless holiday unless you're Irish. I also like how people celebrate ANOTHER country's independence during Cinco de Mayo. Guess we need something to do during March and May since there's no other holidays, right? What's going on during August and September? MAKE THEM COUNT TOO, DAMMIT.
Nighthawk Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Don't people from Scotland hate people from Ireland? Or the other way around? I used that as my excuse for not doing anything, being of Scottish heritage, but nobody really knew whether it was true or not. Close enough, I guess.
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Cinco de Mayo isn't the Mexican independence day. You're such a shitty excuse for a Mexican, Leo.
Krankor Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 ...there's a strong case that St. Patrick's Day is the worst holiday ever. Thanksgiving, what a load of shit.
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Thanksgiving has been giving me diminishing returns for the last eight years. I just can't get excited about it. It's obligatory food. However, I don't actively wish it would forever go away.
King Kamala Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 I can't say I actively hate any holiday but despite being Irish, I'm increasingly apathetic towards St. Patrick's Day. The only thing I can gather any excitement for is the obligatory St. Patrick's Day eve Irish Dinner (Corned Beef FTW).
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Between the theological questionability of celebrating a human elevated to demi-god status, the perpetuation of offensive ethnic stereotypes, and the emergence of all the worst that bros have to offer, there's a strong case that St. Patrick's Day is the worst holiday ever. u just don't know how to have fun, dude. on paddys day me my boys went over to DKE and had a fuckin ball, man. green beer all around! i got sooo fuckin' wasted, you don;t even know. i musta played like 10 games of beer pong PLUS shots of captain on the side PLUS like six guinnesses. hooooly shit i was out of my fuckin MIND! Hahhaha! i fuckin LOVE college!! WooooOOOooo000o!!
snuffbox Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 I'm a hooligan-shaped Irish-American (is that the right term?) and I can see where you're coming from on this, Czech.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 I'm Irish-American and I do not claim St. Patrick's Day. In fact, I mourn the spreading of Christianity.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Cinco de Mayo isn't the Mexican independence day. You're such a shitty excuse for a Mexican, Leo. May 20th is Cuba's independence day, actually. So what, May 5th is pretty much brown pride day? Cute. Let the little indians celebrate.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Fucking stupid holiday. Famine is awesome. Starve, you mick fucks. That's what you get for breeding like mice.
Broward83 Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 Cinco de Mayo is when all the Mexican's ('bout 500) rose up to kick the French's ass in a battle. No one down there celebrates this shit that I'm aware of when I was living in the Rio Grande Valley for four years. It's pretty much an excuse for white's to wear sombreros, drink copious amounts of Corona and act even more of an ass.
CanadianGuitarist Posted March 18, 2008 Report Posted March 18, 2008 September 15 is Mexico's independence day.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 ...there's a strong case that St. Patrick's Day is the worst holiday ever. Thanksgiving, what a load of shit. No way, Valentines Day... Fucking BULLSHIT HALLMARK HOLIDAY. Every girlfriend I ever had, I always told them not to expect anything special around that fucking day.
Golgo 13 Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 Cinco de Mayo is pretty analogous to St. Patrick's Day, isn't it. But they actually celebrate St. Patrick's in Ireland while Cinco de Mayo is basically unrecognized and has little relevance in Mexico. Maybe I noticed it more living where I do in Denver, but all the bullshit that goes for St. Patricks also goes for Cinco de Mayo. I couldn't tell you how many people of descent have no idea of its origins, first of all. Yeah, when I was younger it was basically an excuse for anyone and everyone to cut out of school by citing the holiday as the reason when asked. Then it would cause even more assholes than usual to cruise Federal Blvd., slowing it to a crawl and clogging it up for miles, while a dirty Mexican flag would wave proudly off the antenna of their shitty cars while they blasted shitty rap and Mexican music, when I would actually be trying to get somewhere. Of course you had the drinking and the assholes attempting to pick fights every so often, the occasional violence whether it be one of those fights, or a stabbing, maybe a shooting, and the occasional accident whenever a dumbass with all his friends hanging out of the windows and the flag blocking his sight would swerve and swipe a pole, jump a curb, bump another car, or run a barricade. The latter is kind of funny, watching the guy and his buddies mourn the state of their car, no matter how shitty it is, even when it's just a scratch. The only plus would be a drunk girl every now and then flashing her fat, floppy pancake tits, if it could be called a highlight, since they were usually in their mid-twenties with at least one kid, overweight and none too pretty, honestly. And if they were decent, it wouldn't matter anyway, since their normally pretty face would be caked in make-up with eyebrows drawn on with a pencil, basically alien like. There's nothing in it for me. Fuck Cinco de Mayo. Everyone with half a brain in the city knows it's nothing more than an excuse to act dumb, much like St. Patrick's Day itself, and has nothing to do with cultural affinity. Least during St. Patrick's I can choose not to go out drinking in a crowded asshole and bro filled bar and spare my dignity by not drinking wacky, festive green, and can generally avoid everything else. Cinco de Mayo shuts the city down and makes it unbearable and I fucking hate it. I like nothing better than taking a few off and retreating into my house so I can avoid the shit because it's so invasive here.
At Home Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 ...there's a strong case that St. Patrick's Day is the worst holiday ever. Thanksgiving, what a load of shit. No way, Valentines Day... Fucking BULLSHIT HALLMARK HOLIDAY. Every girlfriend I ever had, I always told them not to expect anything special around that fucking day. THAT'S SO HARDCORE
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 ...there's a strong case that St. Patrick's Day is the worst holiday ever. Thanksgiving, what a load of shit. No way, Valentines Day... Fucking BULLSHIT HALLMARK HOLIDAY. Every girlfriend I ever had, I always told them not to expect anything special around that fucking day. THAT'S SO HARDCORE It's not hardcore, it's all about principals, bitch. I ain't celebrating no fake ass hallmark holidays, regardless of how other people look upon it. If you truly love someone, you should show your love 365 days a year... Not on someone stupid fake hallmark holiday.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 it's all about principals, bitch.
King Kamala Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 I think we've run the gamut of famous principals in fiction.
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