Nighthawk Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 Here he is: Zeus Rambo (10:57:04 PM): What's your real job? PR0NFAQ (10:57:54 PM): one you don't need to know about Zeus Rambo (10:58:34 PM): Oh Christ, what are you, a secret agent? I really don't give a shit, just say it. PR0NFAQ (10:58:44 PM): actually, I AM a secret agent. Zeus Rambo (10:59:05 PM): Yeah, bullshit. Real job or gtfo. PR0NFAQ (10:59:21 PM): i swear. ask anyone. Zeus Rambo (10:59:52 PM): Fine. Go to hell nigger. Never talk to me again. PR0NFAQ (11:00:09 PM): why'd you call me a nigger for telling you my REAL job? PR0NFAQ (11:00:33 PM): why'd you call me nigger at ALL? Zeus Rambo (11:00:40 PM): Because I'm really a secret agent, and if you were, I'd already know you, so I know you're lying. Zeus Rambo (11:00:49 PM): And because it's funny. PR0NFAQ (11:01:03 PM): well i am and i don't know you so you must be the liar. PR0NFAQ (11:01:13 PM): and i don't imagine i know every agent in the world. PR0NFAQ (11:01:39 PM): you know people that know me. you can ask them what i do and they'll tell you exactly what I told you. PR0NFAQ (11:01:50 PM): but since I gotta be a "nigger"... PR0NFAQ (11:01:57 PM): you were right to say we should probably never talk again. Zeus Rambo (11:02:39 PM): Ok, if you like it that way. Nigger. PR0NFAQ signed off at 11:02:59 PM.
BUTT Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 Those terrorist groups will never suspect that the man in a throwback Knicks jersey watching The Best of Jenna Haze Anal Scenes Vol. 12 on his iPod Video isn't one of their own! Send in Special Operative Crucifixio Jones to infiltrate!
Guest blame that goot. Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 Nothing will top the NMB-fueled nervous breakdown, but I laughed at this. Oh, Ceej.
BUTT Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 CJ's one of those dudes who got banned AND STAYED BANNED for something that would barely get him a warning today. I don't see why this near-half-decade-old banning can't be undone.
Guest blame that goot. Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 CJ's one of those dudes who got banned AND STAYED BANNED for something that would barely get him a warning today. I don't see why this near-half-decade-old banning can't be undone. PR0NFAQ: good for him. but what's that say about what he thought about our "partnership?" and if he thought these things, why never say anything to me? It's more than him striking out on his own, I think it's more "leaving CJ behind." alkeiper: again, you'd have to ask him PR0NFAQ: how would you feel if you were in position? I've told you how I've been treated. PR0NFAQ: would you post somewhere where your former partner didn't even bother to tell you it existed? alkeiper: I don't know PR0NFAQ: well, that's where I am. PR0NFAQ: I'm trying to look at the bright side but the truth is...I don't even know what the truth is. He owes me so much more, so much better than this. PR0NFAQ: I can't go from being a "boss" to a simple "worker." PR0NFAQ: Crucifixio Jones can't be just a simple poster at The Man in Blak's board. alkeiper: now you sound like you're in a broadway musical alkeiper: just roll with it....its not that big a deal, and you can stop posting anytime PR0NFAQ: I can START posting anytime, you mean. Because I have yet to begin. Don't know if I ever will, the way I feel about this place. alkeiper: you might as well....you already registered PR0NFAQ: i did that outta shock and amazement...before I thought things through PR0NFAQ: well, I ammended my profile at least. alkeiper: have you considered a vacation? PR0NFAQ: PR0NFAQ: I've officially fucking went crazy. PR0NFAQ: that's right. Nervous messageboard breakdown. PR0NFAQ: Fuck NMB. That's like 10% of my reason.
Guest Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 What'd he do? Flamed Stardust in LSD. We should talk about it.
Guest blame that goot. Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 He also faked his own death (by electrocution) and "reincarnated himself" as Crucifixio Jones, his good side, and PORNFAQ, his bad side.
BUTT Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 He also faked his own death (by electrocution) and "reincarnated himself" as Crucifixio Jones, his good side, and PORNFAQ, his bad side. what
Guest blame that goot. Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 Old board, not worth it. in the pro column, this: What if I threatened to hunt you down and stab you in the face? And Tom, you KNOW I WILL do it. I'd shoot your loud retro gear-wearing ass before you could even pull the knife. [Marney] should try going back and READING for a change instead of being so eager to get everyone to dress like a dry ass piece of white toast motherfucker from Wall Street and composing some weak-ass flame for the people that don't. When I start posting using street slang and attempt to pawn myself off as some kind of hustler, gangsta or pimp (as you folk call someone who dresses the way I do), then I'll dignify the rest of the crap you saw fit to spew outta your carpet-munching piehole. But I'm sure you're quite the fashion plate so who am I to judge? I see you've been really eager to post pics of your bull-dyke ass here, so you must be a real looker yourself. But somehow I seriously doubt it. Step into 2003 and realize that not everyone dresses in Dockers and Eastlands like your dad. If I dress like I picked my clothes out when I was high, there's ALOT of motherfuckers that wanna smoke what I got. As far as my 'rape' comment: I threatened to rape your face with a knife, not sexually assault you.
Bruiser Chong Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 Meh. But then again, what else would you expect from me, right? He and I were mentioned together in far too many sentences the last year or so he was around here.
Guest Vitamin X Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 I want to bring this guy back. Discussions will be held.
Twisted Intestine Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 I was about to start a thread titled "nigger"... What a coincidence.
godthedog Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 speaking of which, anybody know what happened to flyboy? i stopped paying attention one day.
Guest blame that goot. Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 He stopped posting here, then Leena hacked his account so we banned it. Maybe he's at whatever SNKT morphed into. Maybe not. As for CJ, there's nothing to really discuss: technically, he could make a new account and come back if he wanted to, nothing's stopping him. I don't think he's really "banned" anymore. He probably wouldn't come back here anyway. Didn't stardust and max go out? Yes.
the max Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 Leave me out of this. I'm just a man passing by.
Bruiser Chong Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 He seems like a more retarded EHME. EHME got thrown in the gulag for being retarded. Unless he gets the Brody treatment of being "untouchable" the same thing will happen. Wow, this is just unbelievably inaccurate. As for CJ returning, he's so far removed from this place that it still amazes me people bring him up as often as they do.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 Also, he's a nigger. So am I... Yet you always rush to defend me whenever people call for my banning or I get stuck in the gulag... Is it because I'm half white?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 He seems like a more retarded EHME. EHME got thrown in the gulag for being retarded. Unless he gets the Brody treatment of being "untouchable" the same thing will happen. Wow, this is just unbelievably inaccurate. As for CJ returning, he's so far removed from this place that it still amazes me people bring him up as often as they do. ViciousFish is just a bitter faggot who problay has a low self-esteem... Plus he problay got bullied by people like me in High School. He was problay one of those fags I threw my apples at from my lunch my mom would pack me.
Gary Floyd Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 As far as my 'rape' comment: I threatened to rape your face with a knife, not sexually assault you. I love this quote.
Jingus Posted April 26, 2008 Report Posted April 26, 2008 whatever SNKT morphed into No such board. Loss started up a small wrestling-only board that a few of the old guard occasionally post at, but that's about it.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted April 27, 2008 Report Posted April 27, 2008 Bitter? I prefer cynical. Faggot? Not that I know of. Low self esteem? Not normally. Bullied in high school? Not any more than the average person. EDIT Never had an apple thrown at me either. You are a faggot...
Cowboy Battlenuts Posted April 27, 2008 Report Posted April 27, 2008 I feel really bad for whatever crippled kid you bullied in highschool.
EVIL~! alkeiper Posted April 27, 2008 Report Posted April 27, 2008 If I'm not mistaken, CJ's been welcome back for years, but he has no interest in returning. It's been quite a while since I talked to him, I really should get back in touch.
Guest blame that goot. Posted April 27, 2008 Report Posted April 27, 2008 He has no time to mess around with our silliness these days, when he's reviewing 65-Guy Cream Pie or something.
Firestarter Posted April 27, 2008 Report Posted April 27, 2008 PR0NFAQ (10:58:44 PM): actually, I AM a secret agent. Zeus Rambo (10:59:05 PM): Yeah, bullshit. Real job or gtfo. PR0NFAQ (10:59:21 PM): i swear. ask anyone. This is the part which amused me.
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