CBright7831 Posted May 7, 2008 Report Posted May 7, 2008 S.T.D.'s are EXTREME! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!
Perfection Posted May 7, 2008 Report Posted May 7, 2008 Seeing how Christy is still working with TNA, I think she's done the best so far out of the bunch. Poor Matt Hardy, he went from dating a slut (Lita) to dating a whore. can't remember if this is true or not but It should be noted she was released because she flirted with hhh I think and steph caught wind of it.
Thanks for the Fish Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 Velvet Skye Interview snippet - Shifting gears ever so slightly, Blade also goes on record saying that unlike some other companies, TNA has "no known escorts on their roster either." Yes...being the hot topic of the past few days, Velvet chimed in with her thoughts on this story: "That's disgusting." Velvet does not know the full details of the story, so she could not necessarily go on record saying what she wanted to say, but she did tell Mosh, Blade, & DFL that a few sources (who are very reliable to the story) have spoken to her, and those individuals told her that they would not be surprised if the allegations turned out to be true. She does not for one minute though believe the latest reports of a "possible mistaken identity" though. Very reliable sources? Let's see here - Velvet Sky is dating Shane Helms, Shane Helms is best buddies with Matt Hardy and Matt Hardy once dated Ashley...
Atticus Chaos Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A writer with the phillyburbs says he's spoken to people in wwe and they agree it is probably her. Her job isn't in danger, right now anyway, and wwe are hoping it all blows over.
nl5xsk1 Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A writer with the phillyburbs says he's spoken to people in wwe and they agree it is probably her. Her job isn't in danger, right now anyway, and wwe are hoping it all blows over. That'll cost extra.
DerangedHermit Posted May 8, 2008 Report Posted May 8, 2008 A writer with the phillyburbs says he's spoken to people in wwe and they agree it is probably her. Her job isn't in danger, right now anyway, and wwe are hoping it all blows over. That'll cost extra. That's quite a burn. You must've gotten an STD from her.
billdynamite Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 That's one huge waste of 25k... even if i had that kinda cash lying around the house i certainly wouldn't spend it on that mutt. Maybe... if i were to spend money on fucking a WWE diva, it would be Maria. But for 25k? nah i'm good. I have £15 in my wallet.
Corkscrew_Senton Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 $25,000 to fuck Ashley Massaro...further evidence of the American dollar's free fall.
Silence Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 $25,000 to fuck Ashley Massaro...further evidence of the American dollar's free fall. Hell, she's not even worth a penny.
Dandy Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 So if she offered you to fuck her for a penny, you would decline?
Corkscrew_Senton Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 Wouldn't fuck her for a penny? If she was a random bar skank, just about any hetero male would do unspeakable things to her...but she ain't 25 grand's worth.
Ravenbomb Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 $25,000 to fuck Ashley Massaro...further evidence of the American dollar's free fall. Hey, some people have money and like trannies.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 I'd offer her 250...but get her to agree to taking it after I was finished. ... But I'd never pay her.
Vampiro69 Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 I'd offer her 250...but get her to agree to taking it after I was finished. ... But I'd never pay her. So I take it that it would be like the end of every episode of Bangbus?
The Ghost of bps21 Posted May 11, 2008 Report Posted May 11, 2008 Well...except I'd probably use the money to go and buy a cheap prostitute after. You know...so I can get the stink of dirty whore off of me.
teke184 Posted May 12, 2008 Report Posted May 12, 2008 Wouldn't fuck her for a penny? If she was a random bar skank, just about any hetero male would do unspeakable things to her...but she ain't 25 grand's worth. "You hear that? Pussy for one penny! If you can get pussy for cheaper than that, fuck it!"
Jingus Posted May 12, 2008 Report Posted May 12, 2008 Wouldn't fuck her for a penny? If she was a random bar skank, just about any hetero male would do unspeakable things to her...but she ain't 25 grand's worth. Seriously, I'd have to think about it. The facial piercings, the skunk-dyed hair, the rock-hard implants, the poser punk-wannabe outfits, the anorexia... she's about the least attractive woman I've ever seen who was hired for her looks. Plus in the middle of the sex she'd somehow fall off your dick and get injured.
CBright7831 Posted May 12, 2008 Report Posted May 12, 2008 I could see Ashley laying a big fart during sex.
luke-o Posted May 12, 2008 Report Posted May 12, 2008 Wouldn't fuck her for a penny? If she was a random bar skank, just about any hetero male would do unspeakable things to her...but she ain't 25 grand's worth. Seriously, I'd have to think about it. The facial piercings, the skunk-dyed hair, the rock-hard implants, the poser punk-wannabe outfits, the anorexia... she's about the least attractive woman I've ever seen who was hired for her looks. Plus in the middle of the sex she'd somehow fall off your dick and get injured. Fuck that made me laugh a lot.
RepoMan Posted May 14, 2008 Report Posted May 14, 2008 She actually looked good in the mag when she was wearing a classy/ yet slutty evening gown and not dressed like a peirced up skank.
CheesalaIsGood Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 Wouldn't fuck her for a penny? If she was a random bar skank, just about any hetero male would do unspeakable things to her...but she ain't 25 grand's worth. Seriously, I'd have to think about it. The facial piercings, the skunk-dyed hair, the rock-hard implants, the poser punk-wannabe outfits, the anorexia... she's about the least attractive woman I've ever seen who was hired for her looks. Plus in the middle of the sex she'd somehow fall off your dick and get injured. LOL Well said ,sir.
Twisted Intestine Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 Ashley is hot. There's nothing wrong with piercings, and there's nothing wrong with a "poser punk" look on a girl. I wouldn't pay $25k to fuck her, but I'm not rich.
Twisted Intestine Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 Also, girls can be skinny without being anorexic. It's like it was good to be skinny once upon a time, now everyone wants chubby girls and calls anybody who you can see their rib cage anorexic. Also, I'm drunk.
nl5xsk1 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 A writer with the phillyburbs says he's spoken to people in wwe and they agree it is probably her. Her job isn't in danger, right now anyway, and wwe are hoping it all blows over. That'll cost extra. That's quite a burn. You must've gotten an STD from her. I gave her one as well, though, so it all evened out in the end. And I'd do horrific things with Ashley sexually ... I wouldn't pay for it, but I wouldn't pay for it with anyone, so it's not a knock on her as an individual as much as it's a knock on prostitution in general.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 Professional wrestling fans chatting about how they would turn down sex. Cute.
tekcop Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 Keep kicking that horse, dude. Someone will laugh eventually.
fazzle Posted May 15, 2008 Report Posted May 15, 2008 One thing people have to remember in this discussion: This was during her pre-WWE days, right? She wasn't anywhere near as horribly skanky looking then.
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