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ICP fans give their baby a Jullago funeral.

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BEFORE I START...I'm not one to throw the word Cunt around...but you'll see it fits

 

So apparently this fat cunt takes drugs and boozes non stop, 6 months into her pregnancy she finds out that she's preggers. The baby is born...and dies right away, can't imagine why. That last line is sarcastic to me and you...but this girl seriously cannot understand why her born into drugs and booze baby is dead.

 

The rampant drug use was mentioned in her myspace, which is now private

 

Here's the cunt on the radio. Her dead baby is the afterthought...she wants the shirts the program promised her.

 

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=36997

 

here are some pics of the funeral. NOTICE, there are pics of the dead baby as well, so at your own risk

 

http://www.thenoiseboard.com/index.php?showtopic=186996

 

 

R * I * P

 

*Anabelle Lotus Krawczyk*

05 - 11 - 2008

 

 

Mother ~ Julie aka Juggalo Julz

Father ~ Joe aka Druggalo JK47

 

BORN ~ Mothers Day, Sun.

 

May 11, 2008 10:39am

 

DIED ~ Mothers Day, Sun.

 

May 11, 2008 10:52

 

FROM MOMMA, JUGGALO JULZ::

 

MY LITTLE NINJETTE DIED 1 IN A MILLION MEDICAL ERROR..FOR NO REASON. THE DOCTORS SHOOK THERE HEADS AT ME AND SAID WERE DONT KNOW WHY OR HOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? MY DAUGHTER SHOULD BE IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW AND SHES GONE AND THATS PRICELESS TO ME!!! I PROMISED MY LOTUS I WOULD GET JUSTICE FOR HER DEATH TO MY VERY LAST BREATH! PLEASE HELP A JUGGALO FAMILY OUT.....

 

EVERY & ANY JUGGALO & JUGGALETTE IS INVITED TO MY BABY NINJETTE ANABELLE LOTUS KRAWCZYK FUNERAL..WERE ALL A FUCK’N FAMILY AND OUR LITTLE LOTUS IS GONE TO SHANGRI-LA...

PLEASE WRITE ME BACK HERE OR EMAIL IF U WILL COME. IM STILL MAKING ARRANGEMENTS. ON DATE OR TIME YET..

 

BEST WISHES ~

 

PLEASE WEAR ANYTHING DARK LOTUS OR IF U FONT HAVE LOTUS ANYTHING PSYCHOPATHIC GEAR TO HER FUNERAL

 

PLEASE JUGGALOS IF U CAN DONATE ANYTHING EVEN .

 

$0.01 OR $1. OO WILL HELP US TO GET A HEADSTONE FOR OUR DAUGHTER.

 

YOU CAN DONATE AT THE FUNERAL

OR IF U CANT ATTEND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STILL DONATE ANYTHING TO OUR HOME AND EMAIL ME ON HERE AND I WILL SEND U MY ADDRESS...

 

PLEASE BRING A LOTUS FLOWER THEY ARE SO RARE TO FIND. OR PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ONE.. IM HAVING A LOT TROUBLE FINDING IT...

 

PLEASE FAMILY COME AND SUPPORT US IN OUR DARKEST HOUR...NINJA DOWN

 

MCL JULIE & JOE

 

 

WHERE ~ MALEC & SONS FUNERAL HOME

 

ADDRESS ~ 6000 N. MILWAUKEE AVE.

CHICAGO IL 60646

 

FUNERAL HOME PHONE ~ 773 - 774 - 4100

 

DATE ~ FRIDAY MAY 23 2008

 

TIME ~ 9:00AM - 1:00PM (Service starts at !:00pm then we go to the cemetery)

 

*REMEMBER AT A FUNERAL WE ALL FOLLOW TOGETHER TO THE CEMETERY AFTER THE SERVICE.....

 

LAYED TO REST AT ~ EDEN CEMETERY

 

ADDRESS ~ 9851 W. IRVING PARK ROAD

SCHILLER PARK IL 60176

 

CEMETERY PHONE ~ 847 - 678 - 1631

 

*WE PRAY TO SEE ALL JUGGALOS THERE FOR ANABELLE LOTUS....

 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT,

A GRIEVING JUGGALO MOTHER & FATHER

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you fucking piece of shit... these people have gone through enough and you sit back a joke about their pain... they're at truly the lowest moment of their lives and your sitting back saying how dare they grieve... people like you sir, will pay ultimately in the end... and oh will it be tenfold.

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Hey man, Juggalo's are people too!!!

 

This is just 17 different kinds of sad. It's moment's like this I consider finding some peice of shit island in the pacific and starting my own country.

 

Cocknballsonia will rise....

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Eh, I've discussed my nihilistic world views before.

 

But still, a dead baby has natural comedic potential. Why do you think we have all those jokes about them?

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I think that's funny.

 

I agree. This makes me laugh really hard. Mostly because they are ICP fans though.

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Ew, Schiller Park.

 

My best friend grew up to be a juggalo. I try not to talk about it.

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My best friend grew up to be a juggalo. I try not to talk about it.

You poor man.

 

I remember back in high school, all the ICP fans were fat, unwashed white trash nobody liked. Well, except this one guy, who was also convinced that Tupac was still alive. He'd fucking swear by it, even claiming to have seen him on a talk show talking about faking his death. He didn't come to accept the truth until 12th grade.

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Yes, I want to hear what that's all about. My only mildly interesting story RE: old friends is oe of my former childhood friends has a massive porn collection that he likes to brag about and dropped out of college to become a pot dealer.

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Yes, I want to hear what that's all about. My only mildly interesting story RE: old friends is oe of my former childhood friends has a massive porn collection that he likes to brag about and dropped out of college to become a pot dealer.

 

I know a guy kinda like that. His mom asked him if she could borrow one of his porno flicks.

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Juggalos embarrass me to no end.

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Juggalos really are the lowest rung of the music fan ladder. As horrible as groups like Nickleback and Hinder are, at least their fans don't treat their fandom like it's some kind of culture.

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Is it wrong to think it's good news that the baby died? Seriously, think about it.

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Juggalos really are the lowest rung of the music fan ladder. As horrible as groups like Nickleback and Hinder are, at least their fans don't treat their fandom like it's some kind of culture.

 

I have the Deadheads and Phish fans on lines one and two....

 

Is it wrong to think it's good news that the baby died? Seriously, think about it.

 

My moral, upstanding citizen side says that losing a child is unfortunate in any respect. However the side of me that is thinking about the welfare of the child and as a taxpayer, that you are on to something.

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My cousin is a major juggalo...he suffered brain damage in a horrendous car accident though so I just let it be. I think he's more into KottonMouth Kings now though and he actually hangs out with some of the members when they come around. I like one song by them; Hooligan

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When it comes to people like this, I'm all in favor of postpartum abortion.

 

Do I even have to say what I'm thinking here?

 

Hahaha. But seriously, don't.

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Juggalos really are the lowest rung of the music fan ladder. As horrible as groups like Nickleback and Hinder are, at least their fans don't treat their fandom like it's some kind of culture.

 

I have the Deadheads and Phish fans on lines one and two....

 

Being a fat greasy failure is still worse than being a hippie.

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What is Juggalo?

Let me think for a second

Hmm well, he gets BUTT naked

Then he walks down the street winking at freaks

With a 2-liter stuck in his BUTT cheeks!

What is a juggalo?

A dead body

Well he's not really dead

But he's not like anybody you've ever met before

He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four!

What is a juggalo?

He's a graduate!

He graduated from *cricket chirps* WELL

At least he's got a job

He's not a dumb putz

He works for himself scratching his nuts!

What is a juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac!

He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks

People like him 'til they find out he's unstable

He Sabu'd your mama through a coffee table!

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