PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 I've been to a Dairy Queen that ran out of "ice cream" once.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 I was hoping for an ending to this story along the lines of Bangbus.
Art Sandusky Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 And that's why you don't hit Bridge's car! This was the first thing that occurred to me when I saw the thread title.
Sideburnious Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I went to a Taco Bell at 5pm on a Thursday and they were out of taco meat... In reality they were just out of rat traps
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Pizza Hut ran out of crust. Are you sure it wasn't just one kind of crust? All the crust?
Cran Da Maniac Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Pizza Hut ran out of crust. That's not keeping their game face on.
Guest Jesus Freaks on Coke Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 I must be getting really sensitive and liberal or something if I'm actually finding myself mildly offended by "yeah, I shook down some black woman for bumping my car, I'm pretty much awesome." I don't like this kindler gentler me.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 I'm more offended by the fact that he decided to spend the money on tickets to see the fucking Eagles.
FroGG_NeaL Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Pizza crust is just the dough build up from around the edge of the pan. I don't understand how you could run out of it.
Sideburnious Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Probably those fancy cheese filled crust bases etc.
FroGG_NeaL Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 That makes sense. My brain's slow sometimes.
Failed Bridge Posted June 19, 2008 Author Report Posted June 19, 2008 I must be getting really sensitive and liberal or something if I'm actually finding myself mildly offended by "yeah, I shook down some black woman for bumping my car, I'm pretty much awesome." I don't like this kindler gentler me. Dude she was talking on a cell phone while listening to loud and shitty music. Maybe now she'll pay attention to the road...losing 100 bucks makes some people think. I mean maybe, just maybe she'll be more attentive now where-as she could have kept this routine up and hit some kid crossing the street or something. In reality I'm a hero...praise me mo'fucka I'm more offended by the fact that he decided to spend the money on tickets to see the fucking Eagles. Fuck you, the Eagles are great...except for Witchy Woman. I've never been able to stand that song.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 while listening to loud and shitty music "ragae music" is better than The Eagles.
The Niggardly King Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 Yeah, it should of been tickets for ONE DAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU
FroGG_NeaL Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 Failed Bridge is gonna get popped by that bitch's brothers.
Black Lushus Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 you probably spent 100 in gas chasing her down.
Failed Bridge Posted June 19, 2008 Author Report Posted June 19, 2008 I can get gas for free when I need to...one of the luxuries of working at a junkyard
Black Lushus Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 I don't know man...the whole thing just seems like a waste of time when you probably could have just got her plate number and had your insurance company handle it (provided the damages were worth it). Also, I'm pretty sure someone asking "how much is it going to take" and you saying "how much you got" is criminal, regardless of who initiated it. If she had $500 on her, would you have taken it? Clark Griswold would like a word with you. This day and age, you just can't be doing stuff like that...you never know what you're going to get when you chase someone down and run up on them like that.
The Niggardly King Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 yeah dude, you try pulling that on one of da wetbacks in cali and you get your ass shot dead
EricMM Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 Obviously he would not have done it if it were a man in the car.
Ginger Snaps Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I went to a Taco Bell at 5pm on a Thursday and they were out of taco meat... That might improve the taco
Ravenbomb Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 Taco Bell would have to run out of every single ingredient to improve their tacos.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 Ive seen too many porn videos to not think that the woman wouldn't have any money in the bank so she'd have to pay up in some other way..ahem.
Guest Jesus Freaks on Coke Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 What exactly is ragae music? Is that like raga + reggae? That's actually kind of intriguing. I usually find any efforts to synthesize Indian and Western music to be trite and indulgent (you too, George Harrison), but I have a Joe Harriott album called Indo-Jazz Suite that I actually find somewhat interesting.
Ravenbomb Posted June 19, 2008 Report Posted June 19, 2008 taco bell's not THAT bad, heathens. No, their cinnamon twists and mexican pizzas aren't that bad. But if I want to eat mexican food with any confidence I won't contract something I'll go to Qdoba.
yankovic fan Posted June 20, 2008 Report Posted June 20, 2008 Pizza Hut ran out of crust. Are you sure it wasn't just one kind of crust? All the crust? Perhaps they just didn't want to serve me and recognized me as gullible? Just repeating what they said.
Failed Bridge Posted June 20, 2008 Author Report Posted June 20, 2008 This day and age, you just can't be doing stuff like that...you never know what you're going to get when you chase someone down and run up on them like that. Obviously I didn't think it completely through, it was more of a heat of the moment type deal yeah dude, you try pulling that on one of da wetbacks in cali and you get your ass shot dead I deal with wetbacks all day...the Dominicans around here are alot worse than the Mexicans over there. Dominicans aint no joke to fuck with. Obviously he would not have done it if it were a man in the car. Yes I would
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted June 20, 2008 Report Posted June 20, 2008 Dominicans aint no joke to fuck with.
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