PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 I found out about this place because somebody had a link in their signature over at the old Crazy Max board. I thought that it was another trading site.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Brody is the best ambassador we could possibly have. Sub-Thread- Assignment: Brody. Bruiser, this is your assignment. Get sloppy drunk, write forums.thesmartmarks.com on your chest with a sharpie (or write that, then get drunk) take a bunch of pictures of yourself in your underwear, and post them all the fuck over the internet. Unlike Bart Simpson, I could not write legibly on my self:
Ted the Poster Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Hey scallop chest, why not just use a piece of paper. Also, Czech flatters me. Unexpected.
Guest C*Z*E*C*H Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 I've always had a soft spot for the Wad.
Copper Feel Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 This certainly explains your love of jazz.
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 Get somebody else to help you, Bruiser, write it horizontally, too, and make sure your nipple is the dot for the dot-com. If this fails, just make a sign with some posterboard. Point is, it needs to be you, drunk, in your underwear. I'll leave the rest to you.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 I have gotten 2 responses, both of which from old members who were amazed we were still around.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 Indikator......he left 4 years ago
Smartly Pretty Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 This is the most active new thread we've had in a while. This place sure does love to talk about itself. Doesn't everyone love to talk about themselves?
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 Everybody should write forums.thesmartmarks.com on themselves and take a picture and post it.
Copper Feel Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 Maybe on my hand, my tits are off limits.
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I have too much chest hair. You couldn't find forums.thesmartmarks.com on my body.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I have too much chest hair. You couldn't find forums.thesmartmarks.com on my body. Same here.
Perfxion Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I think the two biggest downfalls to this place is that 1: its still a wrestling board even though most here don't give a shit about wrestling. 2: an anti-newb vibe that has been here since 2003 is starting to bite this place in the ass because it seems that new posters are not wanted. So its the same core of 50 or so posters all over the place.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 http://www.big-boards.com/highlight/307/ This is the problem (not really) we have no board description at big boards No description has been provided for The Smart Marks. If you would like to submit a description for these message boards, click here. A few proper words and we are back in business How to describe us?
Broward83 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 A board that offers discussions on current professional wrestling along with its past that also offers insightful talk about sports, current events, movies and et all... ??
Skywarp! Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 Perhaps we need to recognize that TSM's best days are behind us and like an alien race that dried up their home planet, we need to migrate to new pastures and suck up fresh resources. Let's inundate some awful board for fun and see how long it takes for 80% of us to get banned. Any bad band with frat boy fans will do. Or any site where people share fan fiction.
Kinetic Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 We've already done that. Don't you remember the Avril Lavigne board invasion of 2002? Time to brush up on your TSM history, Skywarp!(.) Edit: This was in reference to Skywarp!'s post, although much of it applies to Venkman's post as well.
Dandy Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I think we should be highly conceptual and invade TSM.
Kinetic Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I think we should invade each other's anuses.
Skywarp! Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I don't remember/didn't participate in the Avril invasion. What were the highlights of that?
DrVenkman PhD Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 We stole all their bandwith by putting their images in banners.
Kinetic Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 There was this: I HAD ER ENCOUNTOR. BUT IT WERENT IN PERSON. ITZ WEN I WUZ WATCHENG TV, AND I SAW HER VIDEEO 4 CUMPLICATED, AND MY PANTS BEGAN GETTEENG TITER, BUT DEN I FELT A HUGE RELIEF... BUT MY UNDERWEERS WERE MOIST. OMG, IZ DAT NOT WEERD????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ITS LIKE SHE WUZ FEELEENG MY AREA Pretty high-concept stuff. Unfortunately, we killed their board, so none of our hilarious threads and comments have been preserved. Society's loss, I guess.
Nighthawk Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 The absolute pinnacle of board invasions were MrRant and I invading various boards for our own amusement. Sadly, we didn't really share it with the board at large, but dear god, good times.
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