Dandy 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 ---Before the Maff Clan took over the forums, Mike was heavily considering a "lease to own" option to Stephen Joseph Popick. The deal fell through when Popick couldn't pay the $3/per month. ---Bob Barron uses trick photography to superimpose his likeness with celebrities, and to make himself look short with sausage fingers. ---Marvin nairs to get his look. It's simply attention-seeking. ---DarKnight is intelligent. ---TSM is going to wither and die soon. What rumors have YOU heard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 That you're gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 That you're gay Considering the viewpoint of the previous comments, I heartliy accept that rumor, pbone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 CronoT really didn't get the frog ending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 At Home is actually out of town. Dandy likes candy, but liquor is quicker. Marvin is clinically sane. His alter ego "Matthew" is a lunatic, though. I'm not a scientist and come off as more of a game show host. cabbageboy smells like a carny. Slayer? I hardly know her! Cheech is merely "ok". Chong is Tremendous. still fly retains his status purely on the level of being a white guy. Otherwise, he would not be considered fly at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 Leena was born with no bones in her face. Consequently, her face is the consistency of soft clay. If she were to sleep on one side, that side of her face would be flattened with lines from bed sheets creased into her flesh, along with whatever else she had been sleeping on (lint, q-tips, cigarette butts, beer bottle caps). The first three hours of every day is dedicated to her specialized team of facial sculptors, who reconstruct and touch up her face every morning, thus explaining why no two pictures of Leena look exactly alike. Before her position with the government, Marney decapitated a cashiered ensign from the Swiss navy who propositioned her in a New Jersey Arby's men's room. The headless torso remained alive for approximately thirty seconds before stumbling out of the bathroom and collapsing in front of the condiment bar. Patrick Spoon has strawberry blond hair growing from one armpit and coarse black hair growing from the other, a genetic anomaly that occurs in one in 25 million people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 I have another one: ---Marvin fully understands this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 909 is actually from the 213. Kinetic used to be known as Potential. bob barron is actually a czar. Mortal enemies Scroby and Enigma have actually refereed at the same pro wrestling event and spoke with each other in person, but neither are aware of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 EHME killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. wildpegasus was actually a successful gigolo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Smues is really from Toronto, but wants to feel like he's special... so he studied Alaska for a few months and pretends he's from there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheech Tremendous 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Jericholic82 actually works at Best Buy. His clueless Circuit City employee persona is a clever ruse devised to protect his real identity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dandy 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 ---JN News knows the score. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 -Noah Fentz is actually 17. -Marney isn't really a lesbian, and she actually loves black people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Czech Republic is actually from....Fuck it, it's been done. Matt Young? More like Matt Senior, mirite? It's also been believed that my name is just a gimmick, or at least the noun of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 - No one is man enough to step to EHME in these here streets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 This thread is awful. Except for Venk's potential energy joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 That was my favourite one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 A top TSM superstar is just days away from deflecting to the Pit and you'll never believe who it is! Folks, call the TSM hotline right now to get all the inside dirt. Just 99¢ for the first minute and $1.49 for each additional minute. If you're under 18 please get your parent's permission. Call now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Vitamin X doesn't have any mod powers. He's just a placebo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Brody is a hologram Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 KOAB stopped posting ellipses because he lost his right ring finger in a tragic accident involving a whore's anus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Jingus isn't actually the most pathetic human being extant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Marvin is either Glenn Beck or Bill O' Reilly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Marvin is either Glenn Beck or Bill O' Reilly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 17, 2008 Marney is really Leena, and Leena is really Marney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2008 VX brings the Ace Ventura representation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C*Z*E*C*H Report post Posted October 17, 2008 The first three hours of every day is dedicated to her specialized team of facial sculptors, who reconstruct and touch up her face every morning, thus explaining why no two pictures of Leena look exactly alike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2008 Who told Captain of Outer Space that he could use my Christian name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
... 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2008 Fine then. Pádraig ag Gráínteacht has strawberry blond hair growing from one armpit and coarse black hair growing from the other, a genetic anomaly that occurs in one in 25 million people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2008 TSM really is about the rasslin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
