Dandy Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 ---Before the Maff Clan took over the forums, Mike was heavily considering a "lease to own" option to Stephen Joseph Popick. The deal fell through when Popick couldn't pay the $3/per month. ---Bob Barron uses trick photography to superimpose his likeness with celebrities, and to make himself look short with sausage fingers. ---Marvin nairs to get his look. It's simply attention-seeking. ---DarKnight is intelligent. ---TSM is going to wither and die soon. What rumors have YOU heard?
Dandy Posted October 16, 2008 Author Report Posted October 16, 2008 That you're gay Considering the viewpoint of the previous comments, I heartliy accept that rumor, pbone.
Gary Floyd Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 CronoT really didn't get the frog ending.
DrVenkman PhD Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 At Home is actually out of town. Dandy likes candy, but liquor is quicker. Marvin is clinically sane. His alter ego "Matthew" is a lunatic, though. I'm not a scientist and come off as more of a game show host. cabbageboy smells like a carny. Slayer? I hardly know her! Cheech is merely "ok". Chong is Tremendous. still fly retains his status purely on the level of being a white guy. Otherwise, he would not be considered fly at all.
... Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 Leena was born with no bones in her face. Consequently, her face is the consistency of soft clay. If she were to sleep on one side, that side of her face would be flattened with lines from bed sheets creased into her flesh, along with whatever else she had been sleeping on (lint, q-tips, cigarette butts, beer bottle caps). The first three hours of every day is dedicated to her specialized team of facial sculptors, who reconstruct and touch up her face every morning, thus explaining why no two pictures of Leena look exactly alike. Before her position with the government, Marney decapitated a cashiered ensign from the Swiss navy who propositioned her in a New Jersey Arby's men's room. The headless torso remained alive for approximately thirty seconds before stumbling out of the bathroom and collapsing in front of the condiment bar. Patrick Spoon has strawberry blond hair growing from one armpit and coarse black hair growing from the other, a genetic anomaly that occurs in one in 25 million people.
Dandy Posted October 16, 2008 Author Report Posted October 16, 2008 I have another one: ---Marvin fully understands this thread.
DrVenkman PhD Posted October 16, 2008 Report Posted October 16, 2008 909 is actually from the 213. Kinetic used to be known as Potential. bob barron is actually a czar. Mortal enemies Scroby and Enigma have actually refereed at the same pro wrestling event and spoke with each other in person, but neither are aware of it.
Maztinho Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 EHME killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. wildpegasus was actually a successful gigolo.
The Niggardly King Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Smues is really from Toronto, but wants to feel like he's special... so he studied Alaska for a few months and pretends he's from there.
Cheech Tremendous Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Jericholic82 actually works at Best Buy. His clueless Circuit City employee persona is a clever ruse devised to protect his real identity.
Gary Floyd Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 -Noah Fentz is actually 17. -Marney isn't really a lesbian, and she actually loves black people.
CanadianGuitarist Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Czech Republic is actually from....Fuck it, it's been done. Matt Young? More like Matt Senior, mirite? It's also been believed that my name is just a gimmick, or at least the noun of it.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 - No one is man enough to step to EHME in these here streets.
Smartly Pretty Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 This thread is awful. Except for Venk's potential energy joke.
Richard Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 A top TSM superstar is just days away from deflecting to the Pit and you'll never believe who it is! Folks, call the TSM hotline right now to get all the inside dirt. Just 99¢ for the first minute and $1.49 for each additional minute. If you're under 18 please get your parent's permission. Call now.
DrVenkman PhD Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Vitamin X doesn't have any mod powers. He's just a placebo.
Big Ol' Smitty Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 KOAB stopped posting ellipses because he lost his right ring finger in a tragic accident involving a whore's anus.
Copper Feel Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Jingus isn't actually the most pathetic human being extant.
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Marvin is either Glenn Beck or Bill O' Reilly.
Gary Floyd Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Marvin is either Glenn Beck or Bill O' Reilly.
Guest Vitamin X Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 Marney is really Leena, and Leena is really Marney.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 VX brings the Ace Ventura representation.
Guest C*Z*E*C*H Posted October 17, 2008 Report Posted October 17, 2008 The first three hours of every day is dedicated to her specialized team of facial sculptors, who reconstruct and touch up her face every morning, thus explaining why no two pictures of Leena look exactly alike.
Art Sandusky Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 Who told Captain of Outer Space that he could use my Christian name.
... Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 Fine then. Pádraig ag Gráínteacht has strawberry blond hair growing from one armpit and coarse black hair growing from the other, a genetic anomaly that occurs in one in 25 million people.
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