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---Before the Maff Clan took over the forums, Mike was heavily considering a "lease to own" option to Stephen Joseph Popick. The deal fell through when Popick couldn't pay the $3/per month.

 

---Bob Barron uses trick photography to superimpose his likeness with celebrities, and to make himself look short with sausage fingers.

 

---Marvin nairs to get his look. It's simply attention-seeking.

 

---DarKnight is intelligent.

 

---TSM is going to wither and die soon.

 

 

 

 

What rumors have YOU heard?

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CronoT really didn't get the frog ending.

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At Home is actually out of town.

 

Dandy likes candy, but liquor is quicker.

 

Marvin is clinically sane. His alter ego "Matthew" is a lunatic, though.

 

I'm not a scientist and come off as more of a game show host.

 

cabbageboy smells like a carny.

 

Slayer? I hardly know her!

 

Cheech is merely "ok". Chong is Tremendous.

 

still fly retains his status purely on the level of being a white guy. Otherwise, he would not be considered fly at all.

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Leena was born with no bones in her face. Consequently, her face is the consistency of soft clay. If she were to sleep on one side, that side of her face would be flattened with lines from bed sheets creased into her flesh, along with whatever else she had been sleeping on (lint, q-tips, cigarette butts, beer bottle caps). The first three hours of every day is dedicated to her specialized team of facial sculptors, who reconstruct and touch up her face every morning, thus explaining why no two pictures of Leena look exactly alike.

 

Before her position with the government, Marney decapitated a cashiered ensign from the Swiss navy who propositioned her in a New Jersey Arby's men's room. The headless torso remained alive for approximately thirty seconds before stumbling out of the bathroom and collapsing in front of the condiment bar.

 

Patrick Spoon has strawberry blond hair growing from one armpit and coarse black hair growing from the other, a genetic anomaly that occurs in one in 25 million people.

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909 is actually from the 213.

 

Kinetic used to be known as Potential.

 

bob barron is actually a czar.

 

Mortal enemies Scroby and Enigma have actually refereed at the same pro wrestling event and spoke with each other in person, but neither are aware of it.

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-Noah Fentz is actually 17.

 

-Marney isn't really a lesbian, and she actually loves black people.

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A top TSM superstar is just days away from deflecting to the Pit and you'll never believe who it is!

 

Folks, call the TSM hotline right now to get all the inside dirt. Just 99¢ for the first minute and $1.49 for each additional minute. If you're under 18 please get your parent's permission. Call now.

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Marvin is either Glenn Beck or Bill O' Reilly.

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Guest Vitamin X
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Marney is really Leena, and Leena is really Marney.

Guest C*Z*E*C*H
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The first three hours of every day is dedicated to her specialized team of facial sculptors, who reconstruct and touch up her face every morning, thus explaining why no two pictures of Leena look exactly alike.

:lol:

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Fine then.

 

Pádraig ag Gráínteacht has strawberry blond hair growing from one armpit and coarse black hair growing from the other, a genetic anomaly that occurs in one in 25 million people.

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