Ravenbomb Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 El Brujo once dug a bunch of freaks out of a mountain, only for them to be gunned down by the intolerant townsfolk. He subsequently went on a shooting rampage, killing all of the people in the town in retaliation.
Obi Chris Kenobi Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 A top TSM superstar is just days away from deflecting to the Pit and you'll never believe who it is! Folks, call the TSM hotline right now to get all the inside dirt. Just 99¢ for the first minute and $1.49 for each additional minute. If you're under 18 please get your parent's permission. Call now.
Sideburnious Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 CanadianGuitarist was recently bumped to CanadianDrummer
Copper Feel Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 Ravenbomb is in fact not too skinny for medical research, but has rather been using that as an excuse not to get examined ever since he learned of the true horrors of animal testing.
Kinetic Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I heard a rumor that Marvin tried to get in on the Make-a-Wish Foundation thing so he could meet Glenn Beck, but was turned away because he's too old. And that he was so distraught that he drank 10 Rockstar energy drinks in one sitting, just to take his mind off of it. And then he posted furiously on the Glenn Beck message board for hours on end, until he was banned. And then he sank into a deep depression.
Dandy Posted October 20, 2008 Author Report Posted October 20, 2008 Kinetic, this thread is meant for things that did not actually happen.
DrVenkman PhD Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I suspect that at least one TSMer has died and their legacy was secretly carried on by a friend or family member.
Silence Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 I suspect that at least one TSMer has died and their legacy was secretly carried on by a friend or family member. Anglesault? When he came back, he didn't seem like his old self at all.
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 Max and stardust are happily married, and expecting their 3rd child. Congratulations! We always knew you 2 lovebirds were going to make it.
CanadianGuitarist Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 CanadianGuitarist was recently bumped to CanadianDrummer This came up in, I think, the birthday thread. It's been believed that Baron/The Rocket/Other Ghost of.... is also me. His YouTube account is CanadianBassist. Shenanigans to follow.
Sideburnious Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 WP finally got laid and hasn't worked out since. He now weighs 300lbs
CanadianGuitarist Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 Yes. As discussed with I think Scroby via PM in June, and I posted a picture of such in "Post a Pic" in August.
Dandy Posted October 21, 2008 Author Report Posted October 21, 2008 While not a rumor, I would like to take the time to point out that anyone could be pictured holding a guitar.
DrVenkman PhD Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 In actuality, it is redbaron posing as Canadian Guitarist while holding a guitar.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 Rumor has it that Ripper is the Black Power Ranger...
BX Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 I've been told by the friend of a friend of my grandma's podiatrist that the ThreadKiller is the new drummer for Blues Traveler.
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