The Simpsons Character Draft

[Boner Kawanger 0]

I remember who I wanted now. The founder of Springfield, Jebediah Springfield.

Sounds like you have a case of Jebeditis.

Just as I was getting over my case of Chester A. Arthritis

Hah....you had arthritis?

[Youth N Asia 0]

well...I guess I have to since no one else did

 

 

Lenny: I can't tell when Lenny ends and Carl's begin.

Carl: Statements like that are why people think we're gay.

 

Carl Carlson

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Ah they're complete now. I liked when Homer threw puddling in Carl's eye and Mr. Burns took offense to it.

[Nighthawk 0]

The more I think of it, the happier I am with Kirk Van Houten. What a run this was:

 

"What's going on guys? Patio party?"

 

"Nah, a possum drowned in the pool, you have any garbage bags?"

 

"Just throw it over the fence, let Arby's worry about it!"

 

"That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store."

 

"Well thanks for introducing me!"

 

"Oh, don't worry Homer, you know me! And I'm a superstar at the cracker factory!"

 

Which segues directly into the "I don't recall saying good luck." bit quoted earlier.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Honestly, I would have gotten around to drafting him later.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Had Lenny, figured if Carl was still around I had to do it

[TheFranchise 0]

Snake

 

 

She needs premium, dude! PREEMIUUM!! DUDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Which one's the mouse?

 

Itchy.

 

Itchy's a jerk

 

*drafts Scratchy*

[Scroby 0]

This draft is starting to get hard when it comes to picking people. Every time someone picks a character there's always a "motherfucker! That was gonna be my next pick!" or something similar but then again that what makes this draft great.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

That just happened to me with Snake; he wasn't my next draft pick but he was very much on the shortlist and I would have picked him up after my next one were he still available by then.

[TheFranchise 0]

You were unfortunate Gosu, because I was going to pick somebody else. But then thought of Snake, and realised that when my next pick came along, the person I was going to pick would probably still be there, while Snake would probably not.

[JJ Johnson 0]

Well, I have Bob, and both my fear of him not lasting much longer and my love of Frasier lead me to take...

 

 

 

Cecil!

 

"What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?"

 

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

[luke-o 0]

Bart: Guess who?

Cecil: Merris?

[TheFranchise 0]

Haha, they actually threw out a Maris reference?

[Mecha Mummy 0]

"And now to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them."

 

Cecil's another guy who I had been thinking of drafting for a long time, so while I'm disappointed I didn't get him, he's a great pick for sure.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I don't think my next pick will be around to get, but if they are it's quite a steal

[Boner Kawanger 0]

According to the commentary, the Frasier producers fought hard to try and keep the Maris joke out of the show. It was the only thing they objected to in the whole episode.

[TheFranchise 0]

Yeah I read on Wiki that they objected to her not being shown on camera (ala Frasier) but they left in just the one line about her.

 

Shame, that would have been pretty cool.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

"He's a good guy. I like 'im, I got nothin' against 'im. But I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children."

"You know, they do have a mother, Champ."

"Yes, but I imagine she would die of grief."

 

 

And now, welcome back into decent society, the heavyweight champion of the world, Mr. Armageddon... Drederick Tatum!

[TheFranchise 0]

Good hustle.

[TheFranchise 0]

Ooh, i've just thought of a great one that everyone will overlook.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Welcome BlackFlagg to the mix, taking over for Rando.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Any mention of Rando from here on out is punishable by catapult.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Any mention of Rando from here on out is punishable by catapult.

No worse than three or four years in jail.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I still have about 10 characters on my list, but I have a feeling some of them won't be around for future rounds, so we'll see.

 

 

Dr. Julius M. Hibbert

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Hahaha, if Hibbert were still there by the time my next pick rolled around I was going to pick him just because wow, he's like one of the last major-ish recurring characters left at this point.

[Scroby 0]

Alrighty I'm up...

 

 

Artie Ziff!

 

"Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for me, but I am so well respected, that it would damage the town to hear it. Good night!"

[Youth N Asia 0]

the last two picks were on the top of my list

[Cuban Linx 0]

Since i have two picks, i'll take the newlyweds on their way to Earth Capital:

 

 

Kang & Kodos

[Scroby 0]

And I'm up to bat again with the Sea Captain

 

 

"Yar, I'm not attractive."