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The more I think of it, the happier I am with Kirk Van Houten. What a run this was:

 

"What's going on guys? Patio party?"

 

"Nah, a possum drowned in the pool, you have any garbage bags?"

 

"Just throw it over the fence, let Arby's worry about it!"

 

"That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store."

 

"Well thanks for introducing me!"

 

"Oh, don't worry Homer, you know me! And I'm a superstar at the cracker factory!"

 

Which segues directly into the "I don't recall saying good luck." bit quoted earlier.

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This draft is starting to get hard when it comes to picking people. Every time someone picks a character there's always a "motherfucker! That was gonna be my next pick!" or something similar but then again that what makes this draft great.

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You were unfortunate Gosu, because I was going to pick somebody else. But then thought of Snake, and realised that when my next pick came along, the person I was going to pick would probably still be there, while Snake would probably not.

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Well, I have Bob, and both my fear of him not lasting much longer and my love of Frasier lead me to take...

 

 

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Cecil!

 

"What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?"

 

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

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"And now to kill you. There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them."

 

Cecil's another guy who I had been thinking of drafting for a long time, so while I'm disappointed I didn't get him, he's a great pick for sure.

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"He's a good guy. I like 'im, I got nothin' against 'im. But I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children."

"You know, they do have a mother, Champ."

"Yes, but I imagine she would die of grief."

 

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And now, welcome back into decent society, the heavyweight champion of the world, Mr. Armageddon... Drederick Tatum!

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Alrighty I'm up...

 

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Artie Ziff!

 

"Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for me, but I am so well respected, that it would damage the town to hear it. Good night!"

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