My good friend died last night.

[The Niggardly King 0]

No it's not... you're this board big retarded mascot. You wanna sum up this place to anyone that hasn't been here, you have Professor Slayer go through the archives to pull up a Milky, Brody, or Agent post. Or even The Neurosis of Czech.

 

You guys are like the Horseman of TSM and you're Mongo, kid. I know you'll drink to that.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I am the first to admit I'm not the golden standard of posting, but it's hilarious you're trying to look better at my expense when in fact, it's been common knowledge you're a whiny twat. That's why you were given that brown title after all. And that comment that you alluded to in the sports thread? It seems like you've ignored my response to your comment, because you probably know I am right in that you came off like an idiot for insinuating I was being overly sensitive about a hockey team, when in fact it was the OTHERS that pissed their pants over my mere mention of the Miracle on Ice team, despite the fact I never once claimed that they were the best hockey team. And I think you can go ahead and drop the complaint that I "know nothing" when I've been quite articulate with my points, digs set aside. Go ahead and start the Best of Porter thread. It only makes you come off like a creepy jerk who has nothing better to do than tear down people for no reason. Whatever you find on me, probably pales in comparison to the years and years and years of incessant whining from you.

 

That said, I'm bored of this internet squabbling. Let me know when you gain better perspective on everything. Doubtful, but I'm pulling for you.

[The Niggardly King 0]

[Slayer 0]

No it's not... you're this board big retarded mascot. You wanna sum up this place to anyone that hasn't been here, you have Professor Slayer go through the archives to pull up a Milky, Brody, or Agent post. Or even The Neurosis of Czech.

I'm only good enough to review items from the time I was here... if you want to cover anything from TSM's formative years or the pre-TSM boards, you'll have to ask someone else

[Guest Vitamin X]

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Slayer always has disturbing avatars and weird custom member titles that don't really fit his board persona.

 

On another note, November has been kind of a TSM Golden Age of Douchiness with the recent hot streaks by Grungy Punk, Chazz, and now this Porter character.

 

 

 

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

grungy banned?

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Slayer always has disturbing avatars and weird custom member titles that don't really fit his board persona.

 

On another note, November has been kind of a TSM Golden Age of Douchiness with the recent hot streaks by Grungy Punk, Chazz, and now this Porter character.

 

I've always switched between being the faceless poster that has nothing to add and being a douchebag. Thanks for noticing.

[Chazz 0]

Slayer always has disturbing avatars and weird custom member titles that don't really fit his board persona.

 

On another note, November has been kind of a TSM Golden Age of Douchiness with the recent hot streaks by Grungy Punk, Chazz, and now this Porter character.

 

 

Certain people here start up with me for no apparent reason, yet I'm a douche because I give the disrespect back that was shown to me? Whatever.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I think this thread calls for

I feel kinda bad for him when he hangs his head.

[Matt Young 0]

Bob uses the same bogus reason for talking shit to Porter as he does for doing it to me. It's funny, though, how when a mod calls him out on his bitchassness, he takes it back and claims he was joking.

 

I don't get it. Bob has been a nice, civilized person on occasion. So why not do it all the time? I went out of my way to try to get along with the guy. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Come on, Bob.

 

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'm not what you'd call the world's biggest Matt Young fan, but I gotta admit, "Cunt Philosopher" is a great member title.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Slayer always has disturbing avatars and weird custom member titles that don't really fit his board persona.

 

On another note, November has been kind of a TSM Golden Age of Douchiness with the recent hot streaks by Grungy Punk, Chazz, and now this Porter character.

 

I've always switched between being the faceless poster that has nothing to add and being a douchebag. Thanks for noticing.

 

If it's any consolation, Bob Barron also engages in varying degrees of asshattery at times, as well.

[Slayer 0]

Slayer always has disturbing avatars and weird custom member titles that don't really fit his board persona.

They're usually metal album covers and random titles/lyrics, which fits right in line with my well-established love of the metal

[Black Lushus 0]

Hey, can we give opinions if we're not Ombudsmans?

Ombudsmen? Omsbudmen? Omsbudsmens?

 

Shit...

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

grungy banned?

 

He's visiting a farm upstate.

[bob_barron 0]

When Bob buys the board its Bye Bye Brody

 

Then again I survived the Mole Milita, so anything's possible

 

I would never buy the board. I'm pretty pathetic in my own right, spending money to purchase an internet message board is a whole new level. I would ban you though.

[bob_barron 0]

TL, DR.

 

Didn't you once asked to be banned from this forum just because you didn't want to post here anymore? Come on.

[BruteSquad_BRODY 0]

When Bob buys the board its Bye Bye Brody

 

Then again I survived the Mole Milita, so anything's possible

 

I would never buy the board. I'm pretty pathetic in my own right, spending money to purchase an internet message board is a whole new level. I would ban you though.

 

Oh well I'd just change my name for the 8th time.

[bob_barron 0]

Then I would figure it out and ban you again. I'm quite good at that.

 

KOAB seems really bitter about me being TSM Ombudsman.

 

Bob uses the same bogus reason for talking shit to Porter as he does for doing it to me. It's funny, though, how when a mod calls him out on his bitchassness, he takes it back and claims he was joking.

 

Not really, Matt. With Porter, I talked shit to him because he was being a moron in an ROH thread and the guy seems like one of the most sensitive posters TSM has. With you, it was over the fact that you always like to play the victim and because you gave up on the White Sox when they were down by one run.

 

And I said I was joking re: WCW/ROH line. Because I was.

[Dandy 0]

I'm glad that bob was selected to this important position for the board, and that it wasn't a joke at all. Shit, I hope I can be "In Charge of Supplies."

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I shotgun Junior Vice President.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I really do feel bad that this thread is supposed to be for EHME personal catharsis over what has now become two tragic occurrences yet lives on, doing it's own thing on a whole different subject.

[The Niggardly King 0]

KOAB seems really bitter about me being TSM Ombudsman.

 

Nah, just joking/shit talking. You guys make the mistake of taking me super-serial.

 

And I call Marketing Engineer of TSM as my title.

[TheFranchise 0]

I call TSM Sales Assistant.

 

 

 

[garfieldsnose 0]

I call 1-800-WE-ARE-18

[Gary Floyd 0]

I call TSM Lord of Sorcery.

[At Home 0]

Department Of Men's Shoes and Apparel

[Maztinho 0]

Mr. Parker, are you Free?

 

 

 

 

[Guest Czecherbear]

grungy banned?

No, he's not banned, still listed in Members. He just hasn't been active in a few days, apparently. Got bored with us, I suppose.