Stand up Comic Draft

[Kilroy]

I'm not surprised, really, but man did I want Bill Cosby. Damn it!

[Cran Da Maniac]

Damn, KOAB picked the person I was so gonna pick. So I'll just have to go with a Legend

 

 

 

George Carlin

[CanadianChris]

That was the only other comic I was seriously considering in my spot. Solid pick.

[Lt. Al Giardello]

 

Richard Pryor

[BlackFlagg]

it's been 24 hours since last pick so both AlwaysPissedOff & Das Wunderkind have missed their turns so Twisted Intestine is up

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I'll go with the king of observational comedy:

 

 

Jerry Seinfeld

[Cran Da Maniac]

Updated the draft board, and according to my calculations, Kilroy was here, or I mean is up.

[AlwaysPissedOff]

Ugh, my bad. It's been a long ass weekend and I forgot to subscribe to this thread. Can I go ahead and make my pick now?

[Kilroy]

Updated the draft board, and according to my calculations, Kilroy was here, or I mean is up.

 

You're wrong, man. Kilroy IS here. *cue awesome theme music/intro*

 

 

Brian Regan

[Cran Da Maniac]

Ugh, my bad. It's been a long ass weekend and I forgot to subscribe to this thread. Can I go ahead and make my pick now?

 

 

Yeah, you can make your pick whenever.

[Twisted Intestine]

Sorry guys, I'll take Chris Rock cause I just watched his new HBO special and am high on it.

 

 

He's only lasted this long cause he's black anyways.

[Smartly Pretty]

I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

 

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

edit: nevermind. Damn TI throwing me off on the order.

[6foot9]

I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

 

 

and this is why I didn't join this draft, because I would hva just drafted Mtich and decided no one else was worthy of being on the same list as him.

[AlwaysPissedOff]

Ugh, my bad. It's been a long ass weekend and I forgot to subscribe to this thread. Can I go ahead and make my pick now?

 

 

Yeah, you can make your pick whenever.

Okay. My pick is the only one of the Original Kings of Comedy that I actually found funny: Bernie Mac.

 

 

[Timmy8271]

 

Dave Attell

[Nighthawk]

 

Eddie Izzard

[BlackFlagg]

well Carlin and Pryor are gone, so I'll start with the third part of the Trinity, and the man who started it all....

 

Lenny Bruce

 

and for my second, my current favorite comic

 

Jim Norton

 

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin]

I kinda wish I entered now since my favorite has still not been picked.

[The Niggardly King]

fuck, I was hoping bruce somehow made his way back to me.

[Nighthawk]

 

Louis CK

[The Niggardly King]

double fuck

[Nighthawk]

We like a lot of the same guys. I get the feeling we'll be taking each others picks through a lot of this.

[Timmy8271]

Thanks for the reminder Nighthawk:

 

 

Denis Leary.

[Cran Da Maniac]

Just read in NHB that Porter/Das Wunderkind/ USC Wuz Robbed! is leaving us. I'm going to release his pick back into the draft pool. So you anybody that wants Seinfeld is free to take him.

[Smartly Pretty]

Well, I'll take him.

[Kilroy]

Attell and Izzard gone? Damn it all. Alright, then:

 

 

"They recently invented the breakfast hot pocket, FINALLY. I can’t think of a better way to start the day; Good morning... you’re about to call in sick!"

 

Jim Gaffigan

[Maztinho]

"It's a Hot Pocket that tastes like a Hot Pocket!"

[Cran Da Maniac]

Twisted Intestine missed his pick, so APO can go at any time

[Twisted Intestine]

 

Eddie Murphy