haws bah gawd Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 +1. Can't stand this arrogant asshole.
bob_barron Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 Who hates Billy Graham? That's like hating America!
Youth N Asia Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 not a real celebrity. But I fucking hate this guy
haws bah gawd Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 not a real celebrity. But I fucking hate this guy THANK YOU! I had forgotten about this guy, but damn. They recently did a couple new commercials with the guy trying to rap in one, and trying to do metal in another. F-to the-R-to the-E-to the-E-to the-C-to the-R-to the-E-D-I-T......UGH! These have to be the worst commercials since the Geico Caveman thing started. The first Caveman commercial was funny in a random sense, with the guy saying "It's so easy a Caveman can do it", then you hear, "NO, NO, NOT COOL!" and the guy holding the boom mic was a Caveman. OK, that was pretty good. However, the Geico commercials since then are just horrible. Billy Graham is OK with me.
Lord of The Curry Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 Free Credit fag sounds a fair bit like Weird Al Yankovic.
Gary Floyd Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 +1. Can't stand this arrogant asshole. Oh come on, I find his arrogance strangely endearing.
Youth N Asia Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 meh, I expected Fierce to show up sooner...and with a better result
Guest Czecherbear Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 i wanna assault any prominent celebrity with a discernible personality! grah wgraw stamp my feet!
Gary Floyd Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 meh, I expected Fierce to show up sooner...and with a better result You act as if the Fierce! gimmick was funny to start with.
Richard Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 not a real celebrity. But I fucking hate this guy That's not actually him singing. In real life the actor has a thick Quebecois accent. Anyway...
Gary Floyd Posted December 19, 2008 Report Posted December 19, 2008 Actually, less hatred and more complete fear.
Smartly Pretty Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 And in regards to Britney Spears, after watching that Vh1 special, I have a feeling she's actually a pretty nice lady who's just kinda fucked up. You fell for that? I guess I 'fell for that', yeah. I mean, she's clearly not very bright, and she is kinda fucked up, but I bet she's actually pretty nice. There's a bunch of celebrities in this thread that I really like. For one, freecreditreport.com guy. Those commercials are rad. Secondly, Kanye and Lil Wayne. Also Jack Black. David Caruso though...yeah
Guest Czecherbear Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 not a real celebrity. But I fucking hate this guy THANK YOU! I had forgotten about this guy, but damn. They recently did a couple new commercials with the guy trying to rap in one, and trying to do metal in another. F-to the-R-to the-E-to the-E-to the-C-to the-R-to the-E-D-I-T......UGH! These have to be the worst commercials since the Geico Caveman thing started. The first Caveman commercial was funny in a random sense, with the guy saying "It's so easy a Caveman can do it", then you hear, "NO, NO, NOT COOL!" and the guy holding the boom mic was a Caveman. OK, that was pretty good. However, the Geico commercials since then are just horrible. If you "hate" FreeCreditReport, you're stupid. Maybe you can find them annoying after a while like all commercials eventually become, kind of a shake-your-fist "aww I can't get it out of my head damn you!" that we reserve for Jordan Sparks songs and the like, but they've brought jingles back to the forefront of television advertising, so you have to hand it to them for that. You purport to hate that, yet you hate the minimalist Geico stuff too. So which is it? What do you want from your commercials? Do you want songs, do you want near-silence and non-sequiturs, do you want ol' Hats For Bats standing in front of an expressway lecturing you? How do you wish to be persuaded? The F-to-the-R one you mentioned is the best one. It's catchy and sounds cool and obviously gets everyone to remember a service which in all likelihood is of dubious efficacy and legitimacy. That's a coup. If you're going to hate a commercial, hate the ones that just utterly waste your time. All things Billy Mays would be a good example. He's so overexposed and obnoxious that he's immediately tuned out. Maybe he needs FreeCreditReport's songwriters. Now that I'm ranting, the commercial that annoys the shit out of me more than any right now is the radio ad for the Independence Bowl in which Northern Illinois plays...I forget, someone, in Shreveport. It's a 60, and the bed is the marching band playing the fight song, so already you have a guy talking over an entire marching band for an entire minute, all over low-fidelity AM radio. The copy is horribly meandering and seems to just be one closing line after another, so you keep feeling like it's going to wrap up and then it just keeps going. It's pretty awful stuff, trust me. No clear call to action, it's aural sandpaper, it's just bad.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 We need to return to the good ol' days of dogs expressing their desire for the product.
Guest Czecherbear Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 Just can't do right by old Milky these days, can I.
haws bah gawd Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 Wow, someone really looks deep into their commercials. Jingle, minimalist, who gives a shit? The commercial sucks.
Guest Czecherbear Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 It's kind of the path I seem to be on in life, so these things happen. Sorry about that. My question is still on the table, though: what is your ideal commercial? What's effective, pleasant, and memorable to you?
haws bah gawd Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 My favorite commercial of the past couple years is probably the Citibank "BIGBOY" commercial. I even got a laugh out of the Gamestop commercial involving the two parents finding porn under their son's bed since he hadn't given them any hints about what he wanted for Christmas.
BifEverchad Posted December 20, 2008 Report Posted December 20, 2008 I'll only name a few, since it is the Christmas season. But for now, I truly hate thee.. and for my fellow Canadians out there:
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