000bgs Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 Hello forums.thesmartmarks.com, I'm Princess Leena. You may remember me for years of attention whoring and fighting with each and every one of you. When I arrived at Ransylvania in 2000, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt all the weight of the world on me to perform. Back then, TSM was a different culture. It was very tight. I was young and awesome and wanted to prove that not only was I loose, but that I was the greatest Internet Celebrity of all of the times. I did fake my identity. For that, I am very sorry and deeply regretful. My name is not Leena. Nor, is it Alyanna. I’m not even 000bgs. This is very difficult for me. It's been a rough 105 months for me here. I was smart for 9 years. I was very, very intelligent. I am simply Alina. A gorgeous model and former collegiate tennis player that moved from Amherst, New York to Mesa, Arizona in 2004. Not only am I vastly superior to everyone here in appearance, few of you can match my intellect. Not only am I still a model, I actually have a decent job and make nearly 6 figures. Something that you damn Liberal kids cannot even fathom. And because of this, I coerce the entirety of forums.thesmartmarks.com to kiss my ass. 9 February 2009, Kiss Alina's Cute Ass Day. Cumply.
Guest Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 Someone from Mesa, Arizona posting at a library in Buffalo. No, dog.
Jingus Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 Someone from Mesa, Arizona posting at a library in Buffalo. No, dog. For what it's worth, her IP address at the Pit comes in from all kinds of wacky places, it's currently bouncing off a proxy in Virginia. Not like she's ever had a problem manipulating that kind of thing. Then again, Leena's not necessarily that hard to impersonate. Watch, I'll do it: "Meh. Blah. [five pages of tennis talk] Whatever. Get a job, Jingus. N*gger. [webcam pic]" Uncanny, ain't it?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 So don't get it confused you don't know that dude I'm hardcore no gold teeth no tattoos If you don't want no beef nigga don't act rude I got a 4-4 fo' yo attitude We can... Talk or shoot it out whateva you chose Have me back in the county blues on the TV news Only... two rules when you walk in my shoes 1 take no shit number 2 don't lose Im throwed off plum fool nigga loosen my screws I'ma pass my partner the tool leave you wet as a pool Lames get it misconstrued Gs you don't fool I know... bustin a grape is somethin you don't do
Open the Muggy Gate Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell Hi-ho, the derry-o The farmer in the dell The farmer takes a wife The farmer takes a wife Hi-ho, the derry-o The farmer takes a wife The wife takes a child The wife takes a child Hi-ho, the derry-o The wife takes a child The child takes a nurse The child takes a nurse Hi-ho, the derry-o The child takes a nurse The nurse takes a cow The nurse takes a cow Hi-ho, the derry-o The nurse takes a cow The cow takes a dog The cow takes a dog Hi-ho, the derry-o The cow takes a dog The dog takes a cat The dog takes a cat Hi-ho, the derry-o The dog takes a cat The cat takes a rat The cat takes a rat Hi-ho, the derry-o The cat takes a rat The rat takes the cheese The rat takes the cheese Hi-ho, the derry-o The rat takes the cheese The cheese stands alone The cheese stands alone Hi-ho, the derry-o The cheese stands alone
Cheech Tremendous Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 I'm still waiting for the admission of having a penis. Oh, and ... prove that not only was I loose
The Niggardly King Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 this was better when A-Rod did it... you're better than this.
Sideburnious Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 I'm just glad Clichebot returned. + I'm still waiting for the admission of having a penis. If this is true please take it here.
Gary Floyd Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 You know what Stuart, I like you.
Cran Da Maniac Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell Hi-ho, the derry-o The farmer in the dell The farmer takes a wife The farmer takes a wife Hi-ho, the derry-o The farmer takes a wife The wife takes a child The wife takes a child Hi-ho, the derry-o The wife takes a child The child takes a nurse The child takes a nurse Hi-ho, the derry-o The child takes a nurse The nurse takes a cow The nurse takes a cow Hi-ho, the derry-o The nurse takes a cow The cow takes a dog The cow takes a dog Hi-ho, the derry-o The cow takes a dog The dog takes a cat The dog takes a cat Hi-ho, the derry-o The dog takes a cat The cat takes a rat The cat takes a rat Hi-ho, the derry-o The cat takes a rat The rat takes the cheese The rat takes the cheese Hi-ho, the derry-o The rat takes the cheese The cheese stands alone The cheese stands alone Hi-ho, the derry-o The cheese stands alone
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Sometimes I wish I could meet an attractive misanthropic tennis player girl with obvious emotional issues IRL but sadly they are the rarest of creatures.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Hey, I'm from Amherst, New York.
Red Baron Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Hey, I'm from Amherst, New York. At least you aren't from Chataqua.
Twisted Intestine Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Leena will be upset to see how poorly this thread did. I guess she can't claim to be a draw anymore.
Kinetic Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 Say, has anyone here ever gotten their hands on any full-on nude pics of Leena? If not, that could be a way for her to punch her ticket back to forums.thesmartmarks.com. Or she could just buy the place, I guess.
Burning Pirate Ship Sex Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 Say, has anyone here ever gotten their hands on any full-on nude pics of Leena?
Lord of The Curry Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 No but it is one hell of a facial. Peter North?
Art Sandusky Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Of course you'd remember the dude. Nerds can't be trusted with sexuality. I want ALina to buy this place. Really. I'd survive the massive "talent" cuts that would surely go down. That and I'd totally bust all over her face and leave claiming I had work early in the morning. She digs that sorta disposable piece of shit female thing. Ironic considering her mental abilities, but bitch-ass tricks will be bitch-ass tricks s'long as they're raised the good and wholesome Republican way.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 I wonder how many people even get that reference. Damned shift key.
Kinetic Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 I'll take this opportunity to point out that Leena and I have never really gotten to know one another. But she's friends with Czech and I'm friends with Czech, and if we just interacted a little I think we could probably grow to be mutal friends of Czech. Plus, she's got a nice ass. In fact, I find her attractive all over. Sweet girl. Don't know how she got such a bad reputation over here. I blame Al Keiper. You should ban him.
Maztinho Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 This is only made better by, "We're going to get us some banana puddin' motherfucker" beneath it.
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