So, it's time for Princess Leena to come clean.

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Hello forums.thesmartmarks.com,

 

I'm Princess Leena. You may remember me for years of attention whoring and fighting with each and every one of you.

 

When I arrived at Ransylvania in 2000, I felt an enormous amount of pressure. I felt all the weight of the world on me to perform. Back then, TSM was a different culture. It was very tight. I was young and awesome and wanted to prove that not only was I loose, but that I was the greatest Internet Celebrity of all of the times.

 

I did fake my identity. For that, I am very sorry and deeply regretful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My name is not Leena. Nor, is it Alyanna. I’m not even 000bgs.

 

This is very difficult for me. It's been a rough 105 months for me here. I was smart for 9 years. I was very, very intelligent.

 

I am simply Alina. A gorgeous model and former collegiate tennis player that moved from Amherst, New York to Mesa, Arizona in 2004. Not only am I vastly superior to everyone here in appearance, few of you can match my intellect. Not only am I still a model, I actually have a decent job and make nearly 6 figures. Something that you damn Liberal kids cannot even fathom.

 

And because of this, I coerce the entirety of forums.thesmartmarks.com to kiss my ass. 9 February 2009, Kiss Alina's Cute Ass Day.

 

 

Cumply.

[Guest]

Someone from Mesa, Arizona posting at a library in Buffalo.

 

No, dog.

[Clichebot 0]

*unzips pants*

[Jingus 0]

Someone from Mesa, Arizona posting at a library in Buffalo.

 

No, dog.

For what it's worth, her IP address at the Pit comes in from all kinds of wacky places, it's currently bouncing off a proxy in Virginia. Not like she's ever had a problem manipulating that kind of thing.

 

Then again, Leena's not necessarily that hard to impersonate. Watch, I'll do it: "Meh. Blah. [five pages of tennis talk] Whatever. Get a job, Jingus. N*gger. [webcam pic]" Uncanny, ain't it?

[Copper Feel 0]

Boring.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

So don't get it confused you don't know that dude

I'm hardcore no gold teeth no tattoos

If you don't want no beef nigga don't act rude

I got a 4-4 fo' yo attitude

We can... Talk or shoot it out whateva you chose

Have me back in the county blues on the TV news

Only... two rules when you walk in my shoes

1 take no shit number 2 don't lose

Im throwed off plum fool nigga loosen my screws

I'ma pass my partner the tool leave you wet as a pool

Lames get it misconstrued Gs you don't fool

I know... bustin a grape is somethin you don't do

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

The farmer in the dell

The farmer in the dell

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The farmer in the dell

 

The farmer takes a wife

The farmer takes a wife

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The farmer takes a wife

 

The wife takes a child

The wife takes a child

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The wife takes a child

 

The child takes a nurse

The child takes a nurse

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The child takes a nurse

 

The nurse takes a cow

The nurse takes a cow

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The nurse takes a cow

 

The cow takes a dog

The cow takes a dog

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The cow takes a dog

 

The dog takes a cat

The dog takes a cat

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The dog takes a cat

 

The cat takes a rat

The cat takes a rat

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The cat takes a rat

 

The rat takes the cheese

The rat takes the cheese

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The rat takes the cheese

 

The cheese stands alone

The cheese stands alone

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The cheese stands alone

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'm just glad Clichebot returned.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I'm still waiting for the admission of having a penis.

 

Oh, and ...

 

prove that not only was I loose

 

[The Niggardly King 0]

this was better when A-Rod did it... you're better than this.

[Sideburnious 0]

I'm just glad Clichebot returned.

 

 

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I'm still waiting for the admission of having a penis.

 

If this is true please take it here.

 

[Gary Floyd 0]

You know what Stuart, I like you.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

The farmer in the dell

The farmer in the dell

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The farmer in the dell

 

The farmer takes a wife

The farmer takes a wife

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The farmer takes a wife

 

The wife takes a child

The wife takes a child

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The wife takes a child

 

The child takes a nurse

The child takes a nurse

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The child takes a nurse

 

The nurse takes a cow

The nurse takes a cow

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The nurse takes a cow

 

The cow takes a dog

The cow takes a dog

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The cow takes a dog

 

The dog takes a cat

The dog takes a cat

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The dog takes a cat

 

The cat takes a rat

The cat takes a rat

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The cat takes a rat

 

The rat takes the cheese

The rat takes the cheese

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The rat takes the cheese

 

The cheese stands alone

The cheese stands alone

Hi-ho, the derry-o

The cheese stands alone

 

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Sometimes I wish I could meet an attractive misanthropic tennis player girl with obvious emotional issues IRL but sadly they are the rarest of creatures.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Hey, I'm from Amherst, New York.

[Red Baron 0]

Hey, I'm from Amherst, New York.

 

 

At least you aren't from Chataqua.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Leena will be upset to see how poorly this thread did. I guess she can't claim to be a draw anymore.

[Maztinho 0]

[luke-o 0]

Boring.

 

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

[Kinetic 0]

Say, has anyone here ever gotten their hands on any full-on nude pics of Leena? If not, that could be a way for her to punch her ticket back to forums.thesmartmarks.com. Or she could just buy the place, I guess.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0]

Say, has anyone here ever gotten their hands on any full-on nude pics of Leena?

 

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hey, that's not ALina.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

No but it is one hell of a facial. Peter North?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Of course you'd remember the dude. Nerds can't be trusted with sexuality.

 

I want ALina to buy this place. Really. I'd survive the massive "talent" cuts that would surely go down. That and I'd totally bust all over her face and leave claiming I had work early in the morning. She digs that sorta disposable piece of shit female thing. Ironic considering her mental abilities, but bitch-ass tricks will be bitch-ass tricks s'long as they're raised the good and wholesome Republican way.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

I wonder how many people even get that reference. Damned shift key.

[Kinetic 0]

I'll take this opportunity to point out that Leena and I have never really gotten to know one another. But she's friends with Czech and I'm friends with Czech, and if we just interacted a little I think we could probably grow to be mutal friends of Czech. Plus, she's got a nice ass. In fact, I find her attractive all over. Sweet girl. Don't know how she got such a bad reputation over here. I blame Al Keiper. You should ban him.

[Scroby 0]

[Maztinho 0]

 

This is only made better by, "We're going to get us some banana puddin' motherfucker" beneath it.

[At Home 0]

So doesn't this happen today?