The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

How many different substances do you excrete in the shower? Blow your nose? Spit loogies? Piss? Shit? Jack off?

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Every now and then I jerk, and every now and then I piss... Though I can't remember the last time I did either (in the shower), so that tells you how every now and then it is.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

0.

[Sideburnious 0]

I spit everywhere else but have no recollection of doing it in the shower. I'm sure I do it subconsciously. Same with blowing my nose. Jerk off seldom due to hot water running out. And never piss in my own shower.

 

I excrete hair (externally) from my body on a daily basis, does that count?

[Maztinho 0]

Occasionally I've spit, that's it.

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0]

1. Spit

2. Snot

3. Urine

4. Semen

 

I try not to jerk off in the shower, though, because it raises my blood pressure, which is something I try to avoid.

[Copper Feel 0]

Just piss. I make a point of never spitting anywhere though.

[the max 0]

When I had food poisoning last week I shit in my shower for the first time ever. It was just this thick, yellowish liquid that drained right away. Other than that, I piss in the shower.

 

I can't jerk off in the shower, my arm gets tired.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Never shit in the shower but piss, snot and spit are all fair game. I've rubbed one out in the show before but I've also felt like I was going to have a heart attack when doing it due to (like mellow mentioned) the high blood pressure I get.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I cannot satisfactorily jack off in the shower. Somewhat related: I can't have sex in the shower, either. The barrage of water is far too distracting, plus I don't like doing it (masturbating) standing up.

 

Rare is the shower where I don't pee. Even if I pissed before getting in, my body's exposure to warm/hot water triggers the urge to urinate. Never have I defecated or vomited in the shower. Any morning loogies are usually disposed in the bathroom sink before I step in the shower. I cannot recall ever having blown my nose while showering, but it isn't impossible that I have.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I can give or receive oral in the shower no problem but I too find sex to be tricky.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I urinate almost every time I step in the shower, whether I have to go or not. It's been such a routine for so long that my body does it instinctively. Doesn't hurt that I shower first thing in the morning and I usually have to take a raging piss when I wake up.

 

As for other bodily excretions, blowing the nose is always fair game, but I don't spit and I've never Bruiser Brody'd my shower. I'll rub one out every once in a while if the mood strikes me, but like Inc I find the water distracting and the standing up too tiring. The cleanliness is the only saving grace and it's not enough to outweigh the negatives, in my mind.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I developed an aversion to peeing in the shower as soon as I got to college and had to share a bathroom for the first time. It just seemed like a dick move (har!) and the practice has stuck with me since. I'm sure everyone else was coating the tiles, but at least I did my part. I blow my nose sometimes when I'm feeling particularly congested or am out of tissues.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Lets see I piss, spit, and blow my nose in the shower.

 

I won't jerk off in the shower, but I do fucks in one.

[King Kamala 0]

I pee on a regular basis in the shower. Kind of gross but what of it? I googled it last night actually...no real harm on the shower or the health if you do it. If I could a huge loogey coming up while I'm in the shower, I'll hock it out. I also rub one out in there on occasion though like mellow, sometimes it raises the blood pressure and I can't handle it.

 

Have not and will never take a shit in the shower. I don't know if I'm a hypocrite for being disgusted by that considering I piss in the shower almost every night whether I need to go or not but seriously Brody, what the hell were you thinking?

[Kinetic 0]

I'll blow my nose in the shower every now and then, but that's the extent of it. No need to piss in there, given that the toilet--which is traditionally my favored urine receptacle--is right next to the shower. I also cannot jerk off in the shower, due to blood pressure issues. If I do, I become a pale, jittery mess. Hardly worth it.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

What's with all the blood pressure issues?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

The heat and steam from the shower, at least for me can effect my breathing which in turn will force the heart to beat faster because my lungs are working harder then usual. I take scalding hot showers.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'm pick my nose and blow snot, and I used to jack off in the shower (noy much these days,) but that's about it.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I'm pick my nose

 

Disgusting

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'm pick my nose

 

Disgusting

Uh, "I'm pick my nose." Not one of my better moments. I dunno where my head is today.

[Gary Floyd 0]

crap, double post. My internet connection's fucked up right now.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Oh, I've pissed in the shower a few times. And there was that time when diarrhea hit.

 

 

[Richard 0]

blow my nose and piss

[Black Lushus 0]

piss, jerk off, blow my nose, brush my teeth...it's pretty much a routine.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

You guys are disgusting, FYI.

[Richard 0]

I would use the detachable shower head to masturbate, but I can't afford to waste that much water.

[Jingus 0]

Everything but the poop. Although pissing is rare (as mentioned, the toilet is right there) and jerking is even more rare. Agreed that there's just something about the sensation of being in the shower which makes sexual activity much more difficult than all those pornos would have you believe.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Sure, the toilet is right there, but I'm already in the shower and the urine will go down the drain. No biggie. It's not as if I had to pee before getting in and thought fuck it, down the drain it goes instead.

 

Everyone in this thread is welcome to stay at my house and pee in my shower. I don't mind.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Nothing except on very rare occasions spit (if, for example shampoo gets down my face and into my mouth or whatever) and if I sneeze or something, then yeah snot. I try to do both as close as I can to the drain since mostly I hate doing anything else because of how much work it'll take later on to clean and also because it's just disgusting.