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2009 Worst Poster Tournament: Round 1

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1. Goldengreek: I think he should win the tournament. He's terrible.

 

5. theone

 

3. YKRG

 

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

8. JN News: I must be the only one, but I don't think cabbageboy is that bad.

 

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

 

7. Milky: I like bob barron.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

4. Chazz

 

6. Czech

 

7. DarKnight: I feel like a vote for Marvin is a waste. Besides, I don't frequent the CE folder, so I'm not exposed to the majority of Marvin's awfulness.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

 

5. Porter

 

3. Y2Jerk

 

2. Enigma

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1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

Really, Goldengreek is a bad poster. I don't agree with Ortonsault at times, but what he writes is insightful.

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

I'm not exposed to theone enough.

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

I think Jerichoholic82 is a terrible poster, but he's not malicious about it.

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

I find nothing really annoying about TaigaStar. NoCal Mike's avatars though disturb me.

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

 

For current events. Cabbageboy is an acceptable Sports poster.

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

Pvoted.

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

Quite a surge of angry posting the last couple weeks.

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

I'm not a fan of the schtick, sorry.

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

How the heck did HarleyQuinn get into a worst poster's tournament?

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

I'll say the Fantasy Baseball debacle.

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

Three reasons here.

 

A. The WBC bashing.

B. "We should make an attempt to normalize Staff/***** relations."

C. Because I dislike this "loser gets banned" stuff. Let's see how much fun it is when your neck is on the line.

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

Marvin gets way too much shit.

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

He voted for me last time.

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

Porter hasn't posted here in at least a month.

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

Nothing wrong with LotC at all.

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

 

Let's see. Respectable admin vs. CTDWAT Troll. Easy.

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I don't recall interacting with any of the people who voted for me. Huh.

To be fair, I haven't interacted with most of the people I voted for. Most of my votes are in appreciation of the opponent.

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How the heck did HarleyQuinn get into a worst poster's tournament?

 

It was an 8-point blowout.

 

Czech is right in bashing the WBC, though I think he's going a bit overboard. That said, I don't get point B

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BEGIN!

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

 

 

5. theone

 

 

6. Jerichoholic82

 

2. TaigaStar

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

 

 

4. pbone

 

 

6. Twisted Intestine

 

2. bob_barron

 

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

 

 

4. Chazz

 

3. Jingus

 

 

2. Marvin

 

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

 

 

4. Gary Floyd

 

 

3. Y2Jerk

 

 

2. Enigma

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

Worthless asshole. And for the record, fag, I voted for you because you hate John Cena.

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

KOAB really seems to want to win this thing.

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

Hope you're enjoying unemployment!

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

Attention whore

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

 

Past transgressions include using wrestling terms in CE folder and jobber roll. Oh and Louisville sucks, asshole.

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

Pretty annoying, reminds of the dude in high school who thought he was smart because he used big words. Pretty terrible in EHME fued.

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

Angry, annoying gimmick is not funny.

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

Use of "nigger" gets him my vote.

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

Whiny bitch act is not amusing bro.

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

Ran his stupid mouth in the CE folder. Right, Obama is a socialist, dingleberry. General Chat posts were pretty terrible too.

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

I'd like too see him go against Marvin.

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

Sorry bro, you've kinda earned this.

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

Lane Kiffin's BUTT buddy.

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

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What CWM and al pointed out up there is my reasoning for voting Czech. Also, bastard voted against me in the Best Poster Tournament when I needed him the most. That said, I don't think Jingus or Czech will end up going all the way on this thing, my vote here was more symbolic than anything.

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6. Czech

 

B. "We should make an attempt to normalize Staff/***** relations."

 

Only a few of us get that but it is an awesome/legit reason. Sorry Czech.

Like I said before, his advocacy of Leena will be his Norman Mailer/Jack Abbott moment.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

Goldengreek - Yeah, it's because you don't like Cena. Right.

theone - KOAB's reverse reverse reverse psychology worked on me

YKRG - What does YKRG stand for anyway?

TaigaStar - NoCal is harmless

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

JN News - for ruining both Edge and Gargoyles for me

EricMM - Probably hates me for daring to shop at Walmart

Twisted Intestine - Slowly twistin' in the wind

Milky - Go Braves

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

RoHo - I'm clueless as to why Harley would be nominated.

Matt Young - I needed a $10 magazine to make my picks for this

Czech - Because I told Al I would, even if he didn't do his part and nominate Cheech. Bastard.

DarKnight - Marvin's gone, and I never found out what his crazy fantasy pick was. And The Dark Knight is over rated.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

Cartman - EHME convinced me I should try to get tickets to UFC 98

Gary Floyd - I thought Porter left a long time ago?

Y2Jerk - YnotY2Jerk?

Enigma - Get a haircut hippy

 

 

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

Xavier cares alot about Somalia for some reason, but it's not outright bad, or annoying. Goldengreek's works speak for themselves.

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

I can't vote against KOAB here, no worries theone, it's not hate, you'll be elimisaved in the next round against Greek.

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

No reason, I don't recall either of these people really, but I'm following the crowd like a Disney enforced lemming and going with the person more people hated.

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

I find NoCal inoffensive, and Tiaga's act is tired. We get it, you are self-effacing and want to show us how little you care about our reactions.

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

 

I can't vote against Gargoyle Edge, plus we need JN News MSN contact. NEED.

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

Remember when everyone thought pbone was great? Yeah, I never did. This is more of a vote because the EHME feud was horrible, horrible stuff.

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

Not even a contest here. TI might have a stick in his BUTT about missing out on the Wrestling Draft Redo, but AmDragFan is awful in ways that English lacks means of conveying.

 

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

Again, I don't mind bob, and against anyone but Milky he'd not get my vote. But he is, so he did. He'll be elimisaved in the next round most likely.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

Why is Harley here again? I like his random stats and bullshit. RoHo brings a lot of this shit upon himself, and doesn't realize it.

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

Another match up of I don't actively dislike Matt, and know little about Chazz. Either way, they'll be out in Round 2.

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

Czech voted for me in the Best Poster Tourney. That's all I got.

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

Isn't Marv on a death sentence anyways? Kill two birds man, two. Why waste a vote?

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

EHME entertains me, except for the pbone feud.

 

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

Only because he's basically in self-exile anyways, and Gary puts random shit in the Picture I Like thread.

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

Random pick.

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

 

You gonna vote against a guy who had benoitwasmurdered as a screen name during that whole mess? Me either.

 

 

 

 

 

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Czech's beef with HarleyQuinn perplexes me. You spent ten lines pushing him over Roho? Get the fuck outta here.

This.

 

And hell talk about the WHL in the appropriate thread all you want, I've seen most of those teams at some point in my life play the Spokane Chiefs. Sure they'd only see each of them once or twice a year as their division was cities people had heard of (Portland, Seattle, etc.) but I still saw them!

 

And the 8-point blowout

 

 

Can someone explain this 8-point blowout thing to me?

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1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

I've had limited interaction with Goldengreek, but everyone else seems to hate him.

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

I don't know who theone is, so he must not be very good.

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

Again, I'm not all that familiar with either of these guys. Are we culling these mostly from the top of the board?

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

I don't think I dislike Taiga as much as everyone else, I guess because I'm not consumed by fear and hatred of women. She's just kind of dopey. NoCal Mike is kind of dopey, too. They'd make a cute couple.

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

 

I guess.

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

pbone's a good guy. I wouldn't play him like that.

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

If Twisted Intestine and Gary Floyd switched accounts, I guarantee you that not one person would be able to tell the difference.

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

bob_barron's shit in the Site Feedback folder is one of the few things on this board that really genuinely annoys me. I wouldn't want to see him get banned or anything, but I wouldn't mind roughing him up a little.

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

I don't really get the HarleyQuinn hate, although I will admit to feeling betrayed and more than a little confused when I found out that he was a dude. Roho's been on some sort of weird heel run since everybody yelled at him for posting power rankings in the NFL thread.

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

I don't know who Chazz is.

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

More a pro-Czech vote than anything. Jingus has been nice enough to me.

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

Who in the fuck? Marvin's gone, so whoever this is gets the vote by default.

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

Fan of Boston sports.

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

Porter quit the board already.

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

Y2Jerk isn't the same as SuperJerk, right? I don't know how I manage to not notice all of these crappy posters, but I seriously don't know who the vast majority of these people are.

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

 

Frightening avatar wins out, although it is a little irksome that CWM continues to take credit for one of my ideas all these many years later.

 

 

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I dislike this "loser gets banned" stuff. Let's see how much fun it is when your neck is on the line.

I'm having a ball, you balding pissant. Look, I'm sorry that "let's try not to make the problem worse" was such a grievous tactical error on my part, but it seemed like a defensible idea at the time. I love that it took your new childish grudge against me for questioning Pretend Olympic Baseball to finally vote in any sort of best/worst thing, which you said you could never do as an impartial moderator. At least you took the time to pick 15 other people! You're a farce.

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Definitely Not Hot Young Wang Region

 

1. Goldengreek

8. Xavier Cromartie

 

He tells people to go fuck their mother's when he's 35. Very mature man.

 

4. KOAB

5. theone

 

I like KOAB, so I'm voting theone

 

3. YKRG

6. Jerichoholic82

 

I like YKRG, I dunno, I just like names with initials.

 

2. TaigaStar

7. NoCal Mike

 

Mike confuses me with the admin Mike, so I don't like him.

 

 

Most Likely Homosexual Region

 

1. Cabbageboy

8. JN News

 

Has never told me any news

 

4. pbone

5. EricMM

 

I've never heard of EricMM.

 

3. AmDragFan

6. Twisted Intestine

 

I like twisted intestine.

 

2. bob_barron

7. Milky

 

It's Milky, so despite my love of bob's goofyness in his pics, I'll have to say bob over Milky.

 

BUTT Fuck Stupid Region

 

1. RoHo

8. HarleyQuinn

 

Since I know neither, I'm just going with the one that has the stupider name.

 

4. Chazz

5. Matt Young

 

I can't pick here, so I picked Chazz since I like Matt's smug face in his photos.

 

3. Jingus

6. Czech

 

Just to see what it would be like to ban an admin.

 

2. Marvin

7. DarKnight

 

I never understood the Marvin hate. I like Marvin a lot, I think he's a great guy.

 

The "I Tried to Save Good Matchups Until the End and Now I Have a Fuck Load of Them" Region

 

1. EHME

8. Cartman

 

EHME threatens to have fights with people, so I better not mess with him.

 

4. Gary Floyd

5. Porter

 

Never heard of porter.

 

3. Y2Jerk

6. Lord of the Curry

 

Since I don't like eating curry.

 

2. Enigma

7. CWM

 

Same as Cezh, to see if an admin can get banned.

 

I don't actually think anybody here should be banned, but hey, it's mildly entertaining.

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It might help if they mentioned you as "cobainwasmurdered" and not "CWM"

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