Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Who is Kevin Johnson? He is one sick puppy and should seek help.
Guest The Old Me Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, 9/18/03 9:17 a.m., I didn't sleep well last night. I got into a fight with a mentally challenged guy last night. My neck still hurts today. I'm going to the mountains tomorrow though, to drink beer. Oh what will I do without you, diary.
Zack Malibu Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, Your pages have been tainted. Hopefully today will bring more meaningful entries to make up for the worthless drivel that overcame you in several spots. Hugs and Kisses, Zack
Guest The Old Me Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I am guilty of your abuse. Please love me like you used to. I'll never do it again. I was uh...drinking and I've never abused a diary before. And works been so hard. I'll never do it again, I swayre.
Zack Malibu Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, Tell my friend New Me he wasn't the one I was referring to. The person I referred to uses a name synonymous with "penis". Yours, Zack
Guest The Old Me Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, Thank you for your forgiveness. I wish this book had a lock, to keep seminal fluids like Johnson out.
Ripper Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary: Once monkey sex, penis and seminal fluids are written and its NOT a gay, beastiality novel, its time to put that puppy to rest. Poor diary...poor, poor diary, why do they abuse you so. Yours, Ripper
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, Wow, today nobody still likes me. I havent got those people to pay me back what they owe, I'll figure something out. I just found a new thread on blogs, what the Hell is a blog?! If no one knows I'll claim that I invented and bitch at them when ever they try to use it. Mas Tequila! Living in California sucks horrible Goldberg ass! One of the candidates running the recall put on his official statment that he's not qulaified to be governor, and that's why he's running. Another one said that putting him in the Governor's seat will bring the breaking of the Seventh Seal closer. That Terminator guy doesent even had a fuckin' statement. My friend ran awya from me yesterday, he looked scared when I showed him my "collection." I can't be the only one who has a huge stack of Hair Metal CD's piling up in my closet, what is this world coming to. I have funally come up with a plan to get back into the OAOAST, it is very simple, and........... ........there is a knock at the front door. There is a guy with a shotgun who looks just like the little fat boy who runs the TSM Forums. He seems pissed, I can hear him saying something about rage. I think I'll let him in. Mario A. Logan
Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620 Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Moron, The immense stupidity contained in this thread is mind-boggling.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Johnson What happens once you post in a thread...
Zack Malibu Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Moron, The immense stupidity contained in this thread is mind-boggling. The irony is lost on me, I'm trying to pinpoint it...
Guest The Old Me Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I just pooped here at work. The toilet paper reminds me of sand paper. Ouch. That is all, diary.
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I'am slowly exposing the weaknesses of the Dames. CWM III
Zack Malibu Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. XOXO, Zack
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I have made my debut. CWM III
Guest The Old Me Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, Why has CWM III come here?? Does anyone care? My diary says, "no."
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, ^ gives me boisterous diarrhea. CWM I...........shit I gotta go.
Zack Malibu Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, Today I ventured into the Love, Sex and Dating folder at TheSmartMarks Forum. It was there that a poster named Choken One said he occasionally thought about being anally violated by people of other race. I'm glad he's equal opportunity, but that post of his scared me. Please, take the pain away. Zack
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I just read Zack's diary, and the last entry made me think that he was just some sick fuck. My mind changed when I went to go see what made him sick, and well..................BLAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I just discovered that I own The New Me. http://www.nuno-bettencourt.com/GaryCherone.html CWM III
Zack Malibu Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I noticed my friend New Me's friend FOOSTER lurking in the LSD folder today. Please, to brighten TNM's spirits, allow the enigma known as Fooster the strength to post here, just once. Thank you, Zack
Adam Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, It was my birthday yesterday (or it still is in America, which is cool). I got a huge new bed, a few CDs, and a shitload of money, which I will use to buy a new cell phone. I just read HeldDOWN which really made my day, because I am a heel now. Quite a few people have wished me a happy birthday, and those people I thank. Until next time, Adam.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I got drunk. Again. Sincerely, CWM, That Alcoholic bastard
Lightning Flik Posted September 18, 2003 Report Posted September 18, 2003 Dear Diary, I finally realized that TSM needy Choko, so I gave them Choko in all her mighty cuteness. But I didn't want to take away from the kittigal, Felicia, so I decided to make sure that Choko get to be in my siggy. Hopefully, TSM becomes happy again. Now that they have both Choko and Felicia to admire. ~ Dor Deary Diary, Choko has niccy newy piccy onny boardy and hopey that itty bringy outty all the cutinessy thatty Choko has. Hopey thatty TSMys happy with newy piccy too. ~*Choko*~
justsoyouknow Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Dear diary, What the fuck was that? Love, Justsoyouknow
{''({o..o})''} Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, I just found out that our video games and toys folder champion is a filthy furry and my whole life has crumbled as a result. First it was cousin Cletus getting caught with the neighbors horse Ol' Zachary and my cat, Pest, scratching out my hedgehog's eye. I have come to the conclusion that the animals most all die before they conquer the world. P.s. Remember to pick up medication from Walgreens tonight.
Adam Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diray, I mark for Choko. Until next time, Adam.
Guest CheroneWasMurdered Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, Why does God let people like Ban Johnson exist?! CWM III
Guest The Old Me Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Dear Diary, I want nothing to do with that Cherone crooner. My buddy Zack mentioned by boy FOOSTER, and I would love it if he came here. I leave for the mountains tomorrow and won't be back for a few days, diary. I'll miss you. Give me kiss, diary. *kisses diary* Ahhh....
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