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4/10: #31, Tax Return Infernos

KKK's Top 103 Posters     Number 31: Meatwad   When it comes to smart-ass replies, you can’t beat my Meat. I don’t think this chap likes me very much, but fuck it; this isn’t kkk’s Top 103 Posters That Like Him. If that was the case, my list would have to be whittled down quite a bit. But this is kkk’s Top 103 Posters, and important subjects like this can't be taken lightly. Sure he hates the term “better half,” which would probably put me in his doghouse just as if he hated the words

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4/9: The Writing Was On The Wall That Poo-Face Would Weigh In On Imus

8:15 p.m.   • Time for another pic of the kids.     It's Max. There are pumpkins on the coffee table. Max is on the coffee table. That's all I got. Interestingly enough, JJ is terrified of pumpkins, and when we get them every October he flees in terror. *shrug*   8 p.m.   • I’ve always said that bitches will be the death of you.     Reading this story reminded me of an instance in high school where this one guy named James dated this Rachel chick for a while. I guess you

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4/8: Playoff Upsets, Upset At The Masters

6:30 p.m.   • I’m not a huge golf fan, but I don’t hate on the sport. In fact, whenever one of the “big” tournaments is on I watch some of it if I’m in the mood. I just had the Masters on and Tiger Woods hit his second shot on Hole 17 into a sand trap. CBS’ audio picked up him saying, “Honestly, what the hell just happened.” LOL. I love Tiger.   And that Zach guy who is probably going to win this year said to a reporter guy that Jesus was with him out there with him today. Right. It’s East

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Minor League Diary: 4/8/07

Top Prospects - International League SP Phil Hughes, NYY SP Homer Bailey, Cin SP Matt Garza, Min SP Adam Miller, Cle SP Jeff Niemann, TB OF Adam Lind, Tor 1B Joey Votto, Cin OF Ryan Sweeney, CWS 3B Josh Fields, CWS SP Glen Perkins, Min SP Kevin Slowey, Min   These players made the Top 100 in either the Baseball America or Baseball Prospectus Top 100 list (in fact, all made both lists). This month, the only top 100 prospect set to come through is Philip Hughes, and my fr

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

Minor League Diary: 4/7/07

As some of you might know, I have a side engagement scoring baseball games for a company called Baseball Info Solutions. I score occasional games in Scranton, mark hit locations and trajectories, and send them in via computer afterwards. I get to watch the game from a good vantage point for free and I get some money on the side. This is my third year. The first two years Scranton was the AAA affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies. This year however Scranton is now the affiliate of the New Y

EVIL~! alkeiper

EVIL~! alkeiper

4/7: Reel Bloopers

• I’ve told my Madeline story before at TSM, but this article brought back memories of my employment at the theater, which also happened to be a member of the National Amusements family.     One afternoon I was working the afternoon cashier shift. I think it was a holiday of some sort (Memorial Day if I had to guess), and this usually means the early afternoon shows would be overrun with children. However, I was working the cashier position, so my dealing with juveniles was kept to a min

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4/6: Refusing To Fag Out On Relationship Stories

8:30 p.m.   • Due to popular demand (Read: one person) asking for additional pics of the kids, here we go:     This one features JJ guarding the computer desk. Featured in this photo are a Godzilla cup holder from Taco Bell back in the 1990s when they tried to give Godzilla a make-over. Being how I am Godzilla > King Kong, I actually looked forward to the movie at the time until I actually watched it at the theater. Even though I didn't like what they did with my favorite lizard, I'

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kkktookmybabyaway

80's Tournament: Championship

Just a note, of course for the finals the DH is used in New York and the pitcher's hit in Montreal.   80's Tournament Finals: 1980 Montreal Expos vs. 1980 New York Yankees   Game 1: Expos 13, Yankees 3   Ellis Valentine homered twice off of Tommy John and went 4 for 5 on the day as the Expos bombed the Yankees in Game 1. Steve Rogers pitched a complete game in the win.   Game 2: Expos 8, Yankees 7   Goose Gossage blew the save as the Expos scored five in the 9th stealing both game

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Bored

4/5: Jew Lawyers, Clubbed Hippies

9 p.m.   • Now this is real fucked up...     ...Imus is still alive?   8:30 p.m.   • I don't care what anyone says, this guy can coach my team anytime.     I wouldn't be looking for any work in the media or banking industries either, Mike.   2 p.m.   • Rush just said, "I believe half of what I see, none of what I hear." If you can't figure it out by now, then don't bother.   9:30 p.m.   • From this Web site's About Us section. The "Despises" section is great.

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4/4: Time For A Sing-A-Long Kiddies

8 p.m.   Happy birthday to me…   So, as usual, at 1 p.m., two hours before my workday ends, I get a call from a co-worker informing me that I have 500+ quarterly annuity statements/envelopes to stuff. Jesus fucking Christ, all I ask is that I get some heads up on this shit. You know, assholes, I actually have a job to do and I *gasp* plan out my schedule of when I do stuff, unlike you dumbfucks. At my job’s last quarterly board of directors meeting, which I couldn’t attend due to granny’s

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35-33

35.) Emerson, Lake, and Palmer-Love Beach Ok, so I never liked ELP, but that doesn't save this album. Granted, it was only recorded it because they owed it to their label, but that's no excuse. One of the worst Prog-Rock albums ever recorded, this is a lazy affair, without a single memorable moment. Even their most hardcore fans will tell you it sucks. Also has what may be one of the worst album covers ever.   34.) Cabaret Voltaire-Groovy, Laid Back, and Nasty Cabaret Voltaire are one

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Wedding tidbit & A's tidbit.

So I'll start by saying, sorry it's been so long since the last blog, but this whole blogging thing is kind of new to me so I often forget about it for stretches. Anyways, the wedding planning is coming along nicely. Just about everything is booked with a deposit or down payment already cleared. My best friend was in town last weekend and along with him and a few other friends we got fitted for the tuxes which was an enjoyable experience. We just got an email by the DJ with possible song lis

NoCalMike

NoCalMike

38-36

38.) Frank Sinatra-Trilogy It sucks to have to put old Blue eyes here, but this album is worth mentioning on this list. This is an album that sees Frank delving into levels of bad usually reserved for Shatner. The covers (again with the covers) are pretty bad, but part three of this album is the stuff of bad music legend. Here, Blue Eyes tells us about peace and outer space, singing about time on Mars to saying, and I am not making this up, "Uranus is Heaven." Let's pretend the man never recor

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

4/3: #32, Drunk Driving, Speed Trains (Not Together, Though)

KKK's Top 103 Posters   Number 32: Hogan Made Wrestling   Even though he isn’t up-to-date on all the great white running backs of the NFL, it seems we both share an affection for Baldur’s Gate. (The PC game with Minsc and Boo, not the console version. Both games are solid in their own ways, but I lean toward Shadows of Amn.) He also shares an affinity with me for hating poor white trash. However, he doesn’t seem to care much for blogs, which makes me wonder what the hell he’s doing on t

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Bobby Crosby is worse than Hitler

After the 2003 season Miguel Tejada was a free agent and A's general manager Billy Beane had a major decision. He could either re-sign Tejada and allow Eric Chavez to leave as a free agency the following year or allow Tejada to leave and sign Chavez to a long term extension. He chose to allow Tejada to leave and ink Chavez to a 6-year, $66 million deal. Protests from some A's fans aside this made the most sense. Chavez was to that point the better hitter, the better fielder, and was two years yo

Bored

Bored

41-39

41.) Current 93-Aryan Aquarians Some artists release albums so bad even they don't want anybody to hear it. David Tibet, who I think is awesome, has every right to be embarresed by this album. A dreadful attempt at synth-pop, the album is bad in every way imaginable. It's almost as if he and hid friends recorded this as a joke. If that's the case, then it's not a funny one.   40.) Rage Against The Machine-Renegades Yet another shitty covers album. Hearing Devo's Beautiful World and Bob

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

4/2: Dropping Holocaust Lessons From Teaching Kitts

8:30 p.m.   • You cocksuckers asked for my address, phone number, social security number, mother's maiden name, shoe size and blood sample the last time I stopped in to get some batteries and this is what you do with all that information?     • You know, if I won $150k from the lottery or inheritance (now that's a funny one; I'd need 150,000 relatives to die and leave me everything), the sensible part of me would use this money to pay off the house and Mrs. kkk's school loan. But that

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kkktookmybabyaway

4/1: MLB Opening Night, Birthdays

8 p.m.   • Well, today was my big b-day celebration. Even though I don’t turn the big 3-1 until later in the week, the better half insisted that we do all this birthday shit today because next Sunday would be Easter. So I got my gifts: South Park Season 9 DVD and Ron White’s “You Can’t Fix Stupid” DVD. Not sure why I got the White DVD, but she said that I told her one time he was my favorite out of the four Blue Collar comedians. Uh, OK then. After that it was onto Red Lobster for my yearly u

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kkktookmybabyaway

My fantasy baseball team

first time I've played fantasy baseball in like 3 years. I think my team is pretty good.       C - Piazza   1B - Richie Sexon & Conor Jackson   2B - Dan Uggla & Julio Lugo   SS - Julio Lugo & Felipe Lopez   3B - David Wright & Alex Gordon (got Gordon in the last round)   OF- Grady Sizemore, Jason Bay, JD Drew & Coco Crisp   SP- Roy Halladay, Brandon Webb, Ervin Santana, Josh Beckett & Rich Harden   RP- K-Rod, Papelbon & Joel Zumaya      

Failed Bridge

Failed Bridge

80's Tournament: League Finals

Final Four: National League Finals: 1980 Montreal Expos vs. 1980 Houston Astros   Game 1: Astros 4, Expos 3   Astros come from behind with a three-run 9th, capped by an Enos Cabell two-run double for the win.   Game 2: Expos 4, Astros 1   Astros tried another 9th inning miracle by loading the bases with one out but Joe Morgan grounded into a game ending double play.   Game 3: Expos 8, Astros 6   Astros chased Bill Gullickson out of the game in the 4th, building a 6-1 lead, but

Bored

Bored

2007 MLB Predictions

AL East:   1.) Red Sox 2.) Toronto 3.) NY Yankees 4.) Baltimore 5.) Tampa Bay   Now I know being a Red Sox fan that my picks here are going to be shrugged off and looked at as biased but let me explain why I feel it will play out this way. First of all the Red Sox answered most if not all of their pressing needs from last year. They added the best FA starting pitcher available in Daisuke Matsuzaka, beefed up the bullpen with the additions of J.C. Romero, Brendon Donnely, Joel Pinie

Failed Bridge

Failed Bridge

3/31: It's Eazy To See This Jesus Is NSFW

11 p.m.   • I have my fair share of rap CDs in my collection, which numbers between 400-500. Most of these albums are from the 1990s, and I’ve pretty much pigeonholed myself into this era. I don’t care much for contemporary hip-hop, but I’m not going to hate on it either. It’s just I grew up with certain albums and certain styles. I listen to what’s out nowadays and I can’t get into many of these flows. But if this is what today’s youth listen to and what they like, then more power to them. I

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3/30: Final Four Black Baseball Players

11 p.m.   • This always baffled me.     If you're splitting up, how can you still have an "amicable" relationship? How does one go about arranging such a thing?   "Hi baby, you know I like you and all, right?"   "Yeah, snook-ums."   "Want me to leave and split our assets 50/50?"   "Sure. Don't forget to take out the trash as you leave."   • Now this is funny.     Three paragraphs later...     Oh, yeah, they also talked about Mumia. *shrug*     1

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