PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Loved the cage match, but really- can we retire the spot where the babyface gets the cage door slammed into his head already? It's really tired and predictable.

Better Than Our Best. The most impressive card that they have ever held, from top to bottom. I was there too. The Homicide vs. Cabana "Chicago Street Fight" is a damn fine main event. I won't give away too much, but...

See for yourself: http://channelsurfing.net/

Sorry. That wasn't funny. I've always only had one, at least for the most part...

In my player right now: Sugar by Aloha

Elijah Burke and MVP are obvious answers, but I say Snitsky, though he is really a main eventer already. The fans totally buy him in the role. Don't believe me? Just ask the chairman of the WWE.

Old age and/or natural causes: Fuji looks worse for wear. Fucking it up for themselves: Kurt Angle. I'm surprised that he made it through 2007. Chyna too. Freak accident: I don't know... I'm gonna have to go with A1 on this...

- an ex-WWE wrestler will be signed... then another... then another... - more homegrown talent will depart... - more cheaps shots at WWE that make the company come off as whiny and inferior... - incessant yelling from the announcer's booth... - many shitty, nonsensical title changes... - many shitty, nonsensical gimmick matches - lots of Kurt Angle... - lots of Karen Angle... - average iMPACT rating: 1.1... - one of their talents will lose their heat to a professional baseball player...

I am excluding sports entertainment from my choices, since I've already been through that, and I can do what I want. Wrestler of the year: Surprisingly, I would say Abyss. Worst wrestler of the year: Pac Man Jones Most Improved Wrestler: Kaz Most Underachieving Wrestler: AJ Styles Best Tag Team: Jay & Mark Briscoe Worst Tag Team: Pac Man Jones & Ron Killings Best Heel: Chuck Taylor Best Face: Claudio Castagnoli Best Diva/Knockout: Gail Kim Worst Diva: I don't know. Match of the Year: Kotaro Suzuki & Ricky Marvin VS. Jay Briscoe & Mark Briscoe, Nippon Television Cup Finale Worst Match of the Year: Anything with Pac Man Jones Quote of the Year: See: Christopher Daniels' farewell promo at Good Times, Great Memories Best Comeback: Kenta Kobashi Mark out moment of the year: Austin Aries' return to ROH Funniest moment of the year: Anything with Ebessan or Larry Sweeney Best promotion: Indy: Ring of Honor; Puro: NOAH Worst promotion: I don't know. Every promotion is good in one way or another. Best PPV: ROH Driven (I haven't seen Man Up yet, though). Worst PPV: Don't know. Probably a TNA show that I didn't order. Best Feud: Briscoes vs. Steen/Generico Worst Feud: Any feud that involved Pac Man Jones. Worst Moment of the Year: Did I mention Pac Man Jones?

A wrestler will lose their heat to a non-wrestler... Somebody will win the World Championship, get injured... Vince McMahon will appear on TV a lot... Teddy Hart offered another developmental contract... The World Tag Team Champions will be squashed in a 2-on-1 scenario... Teddy Hart released from his developmental contract... Marty Jannetty will make a single appearance on RAW... Randy Orton will get suspended... Something about puppies...

It's this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6270871.stm

I like it when Mondo Kleen puts me in my place.

I'm really looking forward to the Punk-Chavo matches. I may begin to start watching "ECW" on a regular basis, at least for a little while.

Wrestler of the year: This was a hard one this year. I would say Jeff Hardy. Worst wrestler of the year: Gene Snitsky. Seriously. Enough already. Most Improved Wrestler: Montel Vontavious Porter = Future World Champion Most Underachieving Wrestler Mr. Kennedy Best Tag Team: I'm gonna go with Cade & Murdoch Worst Tag Team: The Highlanders or Deuce & Domino. Best Heel: Edge, easily. Best Face: CM Punk Best Diva: Mickie James, followed by the Glamazon. Worst Diva: Cherry doesn't appeal to me at all, and I love roller skates, so... Match of the Year: Shawn Michaels vs. John Cena from the U.K. Worst Match of the Year: That Layla/Kelly match from a few weeks ago. Ugh... Quote of the Year: "I'm Jerry 'Stupid' Lawler. I'm from Memphis. I like puppies!" - Santino Marella Best Comeback: Chris Jericho, easily. Some people may hate on it, but not me. Mark out moment of the year: The moment that Jericho clotheslined Randy Orton's torchbearer. Funniest moment of the year: The long-awaited return of Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz. Best brand: RAW Worst brand: "ECW" Best PPV: WrestleMania 23 Worst PPV: I really didn't see any other shows, so I'll take a bye on this one. Best Feud: Michaels vs. Cena Worst Feud: Punk vs. Morrison, through no fault of their own. Good work, annoying booking. Worst Moment of the Year: June 25, 2007. 9 PM, EST

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You are correct, sir. I have no idea how good of a boxer Marc Mero was, but perhaps him...? Paul Roma also did a little amateur boxing as well. Wasn't Stan Lane a 3rd degree black belt in the discipline of martial arts?

Damn.

Who were those guys? The Major Brothers?

It's Barry Windham... no wait, it's Eric Angle... no wait...

Beth Phoenix over Mickie James in a good bout. One more victory for The Glamazon!

Christ, I thought that it was just me. It looks like Benoit is being thrown out of the window of the subway car.

Yay.. because we were all aching for it...

Finlay defeats Khali with help from Hornswoggle. I can still see Khali getting his heat back fairly soon, though.

Just be glad that you don't work at a public library... There's this 45 year old fat fuck in overalls who always comes in, looking at young girls on myspace, who will print out thirty pages of black and white jpegs, the bulk of which are Comic book hero illustrations, but he will slip a couple of girlie photos in for his own personal use. It's pretty gross. I wish this guy who invest in a PC of his own...