PLAGIARISM!

Those guys can't catch a break.

Yeah, he broke a plant pot in a hotel. No, really. I don't think he would ever have amounted to anything in WWE, but he's certainly of use to someone.

A Luke Haines/Auteurs compilation; Das Capital. Pretty good.

I have a friend in the Metropolitan police, dunno to what extent he's involved at this stage.

Glad to see him back, but I don't really have a desire to see him wrestle Batista at WM. If it were planned meticulously enough I'm sure it would be ok, but Batista just doesn't have a **** match in him (and he's not young). I think they need another dynamic for a match that big (ie someone to bump, sell and provide a different style). They will also book them to be very evenly matched, and the risk they run is of Brock going on offence and making Batista look very pedestrian indeed.

I don't see how the hell they decided they'd done all the could have with Charlie Haas. And though the Dudleys were stale on their last run, their return would pop a crowd in rekindle an interest with the tag division. It looked like they had plans for Morgan too, so that was a bit of a surprise.

She's terrifying.

We're trialling some 28-year old Hungarian. Hooray.

Horrible shirts. Less is more. I would have liked a decent 'Captain Charisma' one, maybe with a smaller logo, and NO STUPID CRAP ON THE BACK. Maybe they'll get it right eventually.

No objections to the guy, though this, combined with the 'Mexicools' is starting to reek of Gang Wars.

I dunno how to describe my accent, North of England but with random changes in pitch when I'm trying to make people laugh. I hate my voice sometimes. But yeah, you'd laugh.

It is indeed stupid to assume Torrie would be fired, despite being the main focus on the advertising for the next ppv. It's not as if she's less marketable because Billy effing Kidman was fired. There's zero association between them on screen, and as mentioned Stacy was never under threat when Test went.

All I can say is well done to Stevie, yet again. Akio deserves better, and will probably get it. The majority were injury prone and were coming off a decent push in the last few months (heel Kidman, heel spike, maven/dean, Jindrak w/ Angle). No massive losses thus far.

Christ, gonna miss this fella.

I can't understand why you wouldn't like this film. The simplicity of the plot see sawing between Pedro/Napoleon and his uncle/brother was good. I think I enjoyed it because it was a mirror of we foreigners' views of you American types.

Oh I'll laugh if Blades finish 8th again. That'll be the last of Warnock, having spent the only money he's ever spent this time round, though my United mate's more than happy for Stuart McCall to take over. They turned down £150,000 for Luke Beckett, and £3mil for Phil Jagielka. Idiots. But yeah, I want Paul Shaw!

That grotesque one-shoulder sash thing he pranced to the ring in at Vengeance. As far as the argument goes, I only really hate him for little things like that these days, I can't fault his workrate since his comeback. Shouldn't have had the title reign, and shouldn't have got his win over Angle, but he's not the worst (anymore) by any stretch.

Things reeeally aren't all that bad right now.

You'd piss yourself laughing if you ever heard me talk, I'll wager.

Just saw it, loved it.

Mock zebra fronted suede sneakers, white brothel creeper style trainers or the HOT TOPIC EXCLUSIVE pink n black skull & crossbones Vans slipons. I'm gonna get some proper creepers next, methinks.

We've got some Ipswich defender, along with 'Hillsy'. I'd like Paul Shaw from Blades actually, now that Quinny's gone.

Well fuck a tree. Once Richard Whiteley went, everyone seemed like a possibility.

Dinnertime.

Got it off the net, and I thought this was the least good of the season, I agree that the HindenPeter will be a hard one to top, but only the novel and Brian's comment about Chevy Chase really stood out. Still been a great series, glad to see they're firmly on track.