TheBostonStrangler

Far from it. I couldn't cut it with this group of writers, I'm sure. Magnifico, JJ, Hawk, Muzz, WC, Landon - those guys and the other ones moving to the top of the card, no way I could take them on. They're quality writers. Also, I have next to no time - the effects of college. And honestly, I think the one important thing to know about the fed is when you've grown past what you're doing. At some point, everyone runs their course in this fed. At least their character does. Strangler's done as a wrestler, and I have no interest in creating another one. But knowing when to hang them up is nice. And lastly, Sly is a broke-ass Ice T.

Not a chance in hell. I had my run here, it was fun, but I'm done with the place. I will continue to come by and make my antiquated presence known, however

I'm sure Akira is delirious with joy over this new crimefighting duo.

An admirable excuse, Mr. Blank. However, you do still have a Y chromosome, so we must insult you as such. Sorry, but by-laws are by-laws. And it ABSOLUTELY should have been Lost at Sea III. It pains me that of all things, that match became my legacy as a booker, but still....

I miss the good old days when a clothesline was a clothesline and everyone used the Diamond Cutter or Ankle Lock as a finisher.

Happiest: I won a tag match with Stryke as my partner against Thoth and Spider Nekura in my first SWF main event, which I believe was a last-second rebook. Wininng that match felt really, really fucking good. After that, I kinda stuck around the upper midcard and main event, which was nice. So yeah, definitely my happiest moment. Negative: I've gotten overly worked up in chat before and had a couple of stupid flame wars, but I don't remember any of them clearly enough to comment on them at this point. I think Silent was one of them, and Dangerous was the other - but like I said, it's been three-four years since them, so I don't remember much. Besides those, I'd have to go with losing the World Title to Flesher, which remains the only marking decision I've ever been angry about (and which still bugs me to this day). I just think that forcing a normal submission out of nowhere wasn't much of an ending to an I Quit match. It also cost me a chance to main-event Genesis IV, although it ended up being a much better Tom Flesher vs. Judge Mental matchup, which actually had history and build to it.

It was that quote thing Fury was talking about - damn me and my punctuation. http://www.nationstates.net/revisis

I'm trying to sign up, but the site isn't letting me. I'll do the first page of the sign-in, press continue, and it'll send me to the main page (but with my inputs in the address bar). It's not registering it at all, since it's let me create the same nation eight times, but looped me back each time.

I demand Wes Davenport vs. Sockston Hardcastle at the next PPV. ELM is old news - Sockston is the future

If Tony is in fact dead......man, I feel like I got kicked in the balls

Hannon retires 130 hits and 6 HR's away from 3,000 and 500, respectively. So close, yet so far.

Better do your science homework then.

O dat sucks.

The hhhfsgfdi is just dirty. No honor whatsoever.

Yeah, it was used only once. I fought Munich in one for the Hardcore title. It seemed like a great idea until I realized about 400 words in that writing wrestling moves on ice was damn near impossible. Here's hoping it goes better for you than it did for me.

SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Wes Davenport - As much as I love ELM, I'm praying Wes can take it off him. Time for a change of scenery. Pink-Slip Ladder Match Kevin Coyote vs. Longdogger Pete - I'd assume Coyote takes this one TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS - SWF Tag Team Championship Match Landon Maddix © and Max King © vs. The Asian Underground (Akira Kaibatsu © and Michael Cross) vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Zyon - Tough one to call here - I'll take Spike and Zyon CAGE MATCH - SWF International Championship Jay Hawke © vs. Wildchild - WC 4 Da Win #1 Contendership for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship Amy Stephens vs. Ghost Machine 2.0 - Amy better beat him Ultraviolent Ladder Match Insane Luchadore vs. Wayne Blank - IL Death on Ice - SWF Ultraviolent Championship Match Bruce Blank © vs. Renegade - Worst. Stip. EVER. Blank will regret this one. SWF Frost Pre-PPV Show CALVINBALL III Stryke vs. Sean Davis vs. Jimmy the Doom vs. Christian Fury vs. Arch Griffon vs. An Octopus vs. Matt "Hobbes" Myers - Jimmy lights it up, but Stryke has a damn good shot if he writes ??? vs. "Big Country" Martin Hunt - ???

I cannot believe anyone decided to break out Death on Ice again. Worst match I've ever been a part of. Should have stayed buried.

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It's time to return the favor, dammit. I job to Ian, this one jobs to me.

So who were these two names bigger than Sting? I figure the options are pretty limited - Goldberg, Lesnar, Jericho, and maybe Austin (don't remember if he's under a contract right now). Other than them, I can't think of anyone bigger than Sting who's not under a contract.

Every time Pete posts, I see that damn signature and cry a little bit. Ian, I shall have my vengeance someday when I make you face An Octopus.

Awwww, lovers quarrel. I bet they have GREAT makeup sex.

Five bucks says the guy in that picture knows Thoth.

Enter it into a contest for Miss Teen Minnesota, of course.

Strikers is phenomenal multiplayer fun. It owns me.