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Oh but we can dream. I must admit, who the fuck is Aunt Flow? She's deserving a slo-mo death. Because everyone in the the Wild Bunch dies a slo-mo death. Pike..... Dutch........ Damn am I hard.

They're straight up idiots if the ykill Animal Man. And they won't It's Moprrison's baby.

Running FREEEEE Running FREEEEEE Running Fagg-ooottt Running fagoot running free! See the faggot runnin' Running Freeeeeeee. Kotz: Hey... faggot... What you need ther stripling? Kotz: <y puppy is hungry! Faggot: Maybe you should feed him puppy food! And in honor of all fags *no DR, Carnival)* Run you faggot run you run you faggpot run you run uou faggot running free... This is goin out to my main manj, Kotz.

Yes I do. Ikiru is one of the best movies ever. Sad.

Those are all salient points. And yes, since you asked. I'll eat you heart out, girl.

Wild Bunch is a gerat one. I didn't cry over that movie, but it is the most masculine moviesf of all time In fact, I've always said Wild Bunch us the most awesomely massively masculine moviue of all time. It s a pastiche of dirty laughs, then KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KIL:L KILL KILL KILL KIOLL KJILL Whoops, we're rated Laxin. Dirty jokes. God do we have good times. You know we're all goonna die? Sweet?' ,kill some more Mexicans KIlll KILL KILL KILL KILLKILL KILL {Man I love yoiu) Yeah that's the 3nd best best western in 3 paragraohs. The Second bewst westeren can be summedup in one paragraph. FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SON OF A BITCH! Man I love Westerns.

Yeah I like Futurama. Don't think I'll (or anyone will) be watching it after NINE FUCKING YEARS!!!!!! FUCK FOX AND MY SElf IMPOSED BAN (which means nothing becuase I wtaches three *bloop*nevermind two shows) BRING BACK ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT YOU CUM GUZZLERS! Oh wait you can't you can't go back and apologize for the greatest show ever. SUCK MY FUCKING DICK. At least will Arnett will get work.

NO CHAVE THe Earhte is shepherd's pie IT"S TOO MOTHERFUCKIN HOT BLOW ON IT FOR THE LOVE GOD!

It's all good, just don't ecpect or White Light or Nico. And me writhing arpimd im a freak-outpartyy.

Fuck. Shit. Goddamit. I've been exposed. I did dealt it.

I don't see you openning your fridge and turning on your AC, Kotz JOIN TeH Ecotrrorist!? Zodiac? IT'S cold BITCH. Open uo your frgeidaires. When they came for me it was a Fucking honky paradise. We just don't do those words.

Have you ever had a food so unbearably hot that you're on drugs right now? If the food is sufficiently hot you get high. Your brain interperet the heat of capsicum as pain. I've done that twice. As much as my fondness for altered states it isn't very pleasant.

Am I the only one who thinks pizza if gross, now? Not the authentic pizza (paper-thin crust, mozzarelli, tomatoes) The thought of super bowl pizza parties makes me want to retch. Meat dough grease. I won't eat it. Now Buffalo wings, we have a restaurant her called wing zone. I'll eat 20 6* wings. easy. The burn is something I desire. They have a fabled 7* wing that's supposed to be crazy. I'd eat 20 in a second.

The most surreal act I've ever seen live was ZZ Top. It was SO note-perfect, I could have been on the radio. And these old guys would shuffle up, shake their knees twice and that was it. It really sucked It was like I was listening to classic rock radio and having a growly voice telling me: "Yeaaaaahhh You all get down there. I want to tell you something. I like to fuck *eeeeyeaahhhh* "Y'all like to fuck? I been on Jersey Highway" blah blah blah This is a little number I like to call..... .... "Legs" Crowd: eeeeeyeahhhh!

Lovecraft's picture reminds me of a story. During summer break I worked at a car wash adjacent to the most successful strip club in Seattle. Great job. Once, this awesome redneck dude I worked with changed their sign. I think it read: Waitress contest $1000 prize! This had been up for years. They changed it to: "Piss and cream on my wet tits $1000000000 prize". It was the greatest thing ever. Dude.... Can I get $100000000000 if I piss and cream on wet tits?

He was 83 and Tori Spelling was his daughter?

Crazy, great angeles. In its heyday, most matches were at least crazy spotfests. This was something different. The first ECW full match I saw was Dreamer versus RVD. I loved the crazy moves they were doing. Hangman's neckbreaker as a transition spot? And RVD's selling was paramount. And then come these two mean fat fucks (The Dudleys) And they're athletic and quick and they destroy them. I was totally wowed by the clips of the chairshot from hell, RVD's crazy senton from the turnbuckle. It just felt fresh from the punch-kick-resthold style. EDIT: It almost feels tame compared to the head-drops, double-moonsaults of today's indies, but RVD's senton onto igelow into the crowd, the chairshot from hell, that was revelatory at the time.

CM Punk might be a little overrated in his matchwork. He's still really great. His selling is top-notch I think If he got a finisher outside of the Pepsi Plunge (which looks like it could be really dangerous.) He'd be oneof the best. Comparing him to Flair or Benoit is silly. He's more in the *Shawn Micahels incredible seller with incredible charisma* mold. I think he's top fice in the talkers though. I think his character is incredible. I think he could be the new star of ECW easily. Easily. He's sort of like Steve Corino. Great talker, great seller, but he's so much better than Corino (who I really like!) I think they should push him to the top of ECW.

Kotz: Whoever smelt iot dealt it! Anyone else: Um what? Kotz: Nice comeback.... RETARD. that what your MOM said.

Cottage cheese gets a bad rap. It's healthy, and pretty tasty. I think the consistency must gross people out. It's great to dip celery in, or Endive.

I thought I had lost my cell phone, and was in the process of getting it replaced. I had an insurance policy, costs $5 a month to get it replaced free. They told me I had to fucking FILE a POLICE REPORT. Why? I lost it. It wasn't stolen. No one had made calls on it. I'm sure the police really want to spend time with some dude who doesn't want to pay $60. Officer I lost my $50 bill! I want to file a report! Thankfully I found it. Cocksuckers.

I just reread the "Super Buddies" stuff. Man, that was some really funny stuff. Man I hope the resurrection of a beloved DC character is the Dog-Welder.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!

Fuck, everyone open your refrigerators and turn on your AC to the max. WE'VE GOT TO BEAT THIS THING.

Animal Man's a good family man! I'm not digging Booster's behavior as I said. It just doesn't seem realistic. He's already rolling in the bucks, he has no friends, some because of his selfish attittude, but Beetle's dead, Dibny's suicidal, Rocket's dead, Ice is dead. While he was always a materialistic goof, he would always be hurt when citicized by his friends, since he's. Acting like he did to Fire seems really out of character. I was thinking maybe he was thinking he really could make something of a difference and sort of replace the old guard, feeling betrayed by their leaving. His stunt in Week 6 blew that away. Setting up fake supervillain attacks. Oh, Booster. Hopefully he'll have a little bit of a turn-around if they do kill him off. I am really interested in the ressurection angle. If Sue is ressurected (we already know from OYL that Superboy either isn;t resurrected, or it doesn't take) it would be nice to see some more of the Dibneys in action. And it's nice to see a motivated EM, even if he is still miserable. Also really interested where the Montoya/Question storyline is going. Is week Six the latest? It sorta seemed like nothing happened, except for that final, intriguing scene with all the cryptic messages. Mebbe this'll be Booster's wakeup call. And I'm a bit confused by all the Rann-Thanagar aftermath, because I thought that series was a-borrriiiing.