Special K

Blonde Redhead-Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons Pretty hard to see, but this cover is hideous. It's just the three members of the band with like lipstick and antennae and shit drawn on them. Plus it's a REALLY stupid title. Pretty good album. They made it right on the latest one, tho.

The Phoenix Crusher was fast enough that if a character hit you with almost any move and you blocked it, you could hit them during the recover period, and it gave you a CH. I know this because I've done it about a million times. It's not about the frames of animation, it's a weird quirk where you could Phoenix crush incredible quickly out of the block. You couldn't do this once Tag came out. And yeah, compared to most other characters, Paul and Kazuya have not received the wealth of new moves most other characters have since Tekken 2. So I exaggerated about Tekken 1. EVERYone had like 10 moves in that game.

Well, a lot of his biggest enemies already knew his identity. I don't think Hydro-Man or Shocker are going to be invading the mansion anytime soon. And Peter is greatly I'll wait to see how it pans out before I condemn it. I do think his new costume is freaking retarded though. It looks crappy, and it's ridiculous. It flies! It cloaks! It has four arms that come out of nowhere! It's bullet-proof! And it's skin-tight! Why not give that to EVERYONE in the Avengers? Why not be camoflaged AT ALL TIMES? Where the hell do the arms go when not in use? I think they should have kept the Ben Reilly/Spider-Girl outfit. It was still instantly recognizable, but really cool looking.

Yeah, but it'll still be considered a hit. The backlash will really begin with X4. I think it's made more money than any other movie this year.

So, WP, to sum up your first post: Whether you like a match or not is decided on whether you like a match or not.

Yeah, you're right. And Farley's laugh is hilarious. It sounds like a death rattle. AHSHASHASHASHA *pisses self* Awesome.

This is the only band T-shirt I ever wore: That and a shirt which had the cover of "wish you were here" I so badly want the Sonic Youth 'Dirty' tee that the big guy was rocking in 40 yo Virgin. Even though I think that album isn't that great comparitively. Now THAT I would wear every fucking day/

I CAN FEEL IIIIYEEEET I CAN FEEL IIIYEEEET (back up vocalist I CAN FEEL IIIYEEEET) I CAN FEEL IYEEEEET (backup: I CAN FEEL IYEEEEYEYEYEIT) *Lead singer has shit himself* I can feel it. That's the song. It's one of the worst songs in the world. At least Jet blows their load after 3 minutes. Hey, I CAN hate a band more! Hey guys check this out! And the album cover Inc posted was actually a great albnum cover it's God pissing on Live. EDIT: and Throwing Copper makes me think of the infinitely better band Throwing Muses. Who got no radio play. And I sitll hear that shit song "Lightning Crashes" on the radio and you know someone has fucked to that terrible song and oh my god the room is spinning.

Anyone who votes for Megadeth is a goddamn heathen. Sepultura is so much better.

God, I'm glad you're joking, because If I see you looking like THIS in the papers/ I'm going to blame myself.

Oh I'm sorry I was thinking of 'pictures that get me incredibly hard'. Wrong thread.

Besides Rival Schools, there's only a few characters I've ever been dominant with. Cammy's just a badass in general, and if you can master the spinning punch to avoid projectiles, you'll whoop a LOT of ass. Venom can be extremely nasty in MvC. I started playing him because he's one of my fave comic characters. THen I learned that the Venom Fang goes through fucking everything. It's called the 'priority fang' for a reason. If you can keep your opponent on the ropes, he's fucking dead. And I was the undisputed master at Tekken 3. That wasn't really fair, tho. Paul and Nina were so ungodly in that game it's sick. Block any poke with Paul and it's a counter-hit Phoenix crusher. 2/5 of your life gone, bitch. Not to mention he has counters, the unpredictable sawy-backs to psyche your oppnent out, the rear naked choke, he's a monster. Nina also has counters, the Blonde Bombshell (not as quick as the Phoenix Crusher, but always a threat) She has several psyche-out sidestep moves, multi-throws, the nastiest juggle in Tekken history (launch kick, jumping LK, rising slap combo, Blonde Bombshell) My friends and I played the shit out of that game, and I once bet them to beat my Nina. It took up to round 33 with Kuma. 32-1. Disgusting. Jun Kazama was crazy in TYekken 2 as well. Her unending, variable combo fucking destroyed. There was a small window of opportunity to get a crouching kick in. I bet every Tekken 2 player knows that pause really well. It's interesting to note that with every incarnation of Tekken they tone Paul down, because he was so brutal. The Phoenix Crusher is now rather comically slow, and that's his MOVE. And yet Kazuya (who, yes is a pimp) is basically the same character from Tekken 1, it's just that he does RIDICULOUS amounts of damage.

That gay b-ball thing is fried gold.

I think Adon is fucking awesome. I've always tended towards faster, fragile characters, though. The exception would be Strider HiRyuu. I've always been absolutely terrible with him. I know he's supposed to be one of the elite characters in MvC,. though. My friend and I have had some epic Cliff v Potemkin fights in Guilty Gear. That, in my mind is the ultimate speed v power character, and it was quite balanced. GG rules all. EDIT: I sorta miss Dee Jay too. His hyper uppercut or whatever the fuck it was called was devastating, but it had a really small hit window and was really hard to do at the end of a combo, at least for me.

From the cannonspike stuff: Kyo Kusanagi, he isn't the same Kyo from Rival Schools, is he? And I think a good Sakura player could slaughter a Ken or Ryo player in SFA2. I may not be super-great at those games, I can beat my friends, but her SHOOOOOken is a brutal combo ender, and can be done aerially. Or maybe i'm mixing her up with her vs series character. wher she fucking kills.

I think the dad's penis thing was it. Either way, they were in the same post.

Lightning Crashes was their big hit. And I despise that song. It's maudlin and stupid. It feels like it's 8 minutes long.

Phish's cover of Ween's "Roses are Free" I wouldn't necessarily say it's better, but it feels appropo. And that doesn't mean you're diggin' with farm instruments, baby.

It was really dark and warm... and it felt like I was floating. Then OH GOD BRIGHT LIGHTS AND I HAVE TO DO THIS THING CALLED BREATHING AND OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING.

The poems of the great MikeSC When I was a child I spoke as a child I understood as a child I thought as a child; but when I became a man I raped him. When I had no shoes I cried. Then I met a man with no feet. I raped him. One night a person had a dream. They dreamed they were walking along the beach with the great spirit… Across the sky flashed scenes from their life. For each scene, they noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to them, and the other to the great spirit. When the last scene of their life flashed before them, they looked back, at the footprints in the sand. They noticed that so many times along the path of their life there was only one set of footprints. They also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of their life This really bothered them and they questioned the great spirit about it: "Great Spirit, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that, during the most troublesome times in my life there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand, why, when I needed you most , .... you would leave me?" The Great spirit spoke softly and replied: "My child, My precious little one, I love you and I would never leave you, During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I raped you."

Yeah I actually argued against banning him. Oh those halcyon days of youth. His one redeeming quality was his awful, awful insults. For someone pro-life, he sure did like the various permutations of the 'you should have been aborted' line. Man if I had a nickel for every time he used that tired fucking line, I'd have at least five bucks. Wait, I DO have five bucks. OH LOOK OUT SEATTLE I'M IN THE MOOD FOR RAPIN' SOME BITCHES, AND I'VE GOT FIVE MOTHERFUCKIN' DOLLARS! Look officer, she fell of her bike and had a massive head wound. I asked her if she was OK and she said 'no' so technically she said 'no', but then she passed right out. So I fucked her up the BUTT, (I heard about that rapex shit) and called 911. What's the problem? Look, It is possible for men to rape women because an orifice is there. If the woman doesn't want sex, men can STILL force them because inserting a penis into a vagina is not all that difficult if the penis is willing and the vagina is not. You cannot get a penis erect enough to make rape possible in an opposite situation. Believe me. I've fuckin' tried. And I am the preeminent source in rapology (That's pronounced RAPEology. I don't listen to that thug culture music) so I know what I'm talking about, ken?

Is this word association? Cunt.

That was rude, and I apologize. Clearly, -=Mike was engaged to Paul Heyman. "I was beaten savagely for 20 minutes." ... ... ... BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Some more choice quotes. Here this lovely gentleman is arguing that anyone who loses a rape case should be incarcerated: For someone who's arguing "innocent until proven guilty" I think he doesn't really grasp the concept. What an intelligent guy. I'm the juggernaut, bitch! And I got a BITCH with me! It's time for a rape party! I hope any guy who's ever been drunk or in surgery or roofied hopes to wake up with a sore, bloody asshole, 'cause I'm going to cornhole anyone I see lying on the ground like Carson Palmer! I'm not a racist or sexist. Any person lying on the ground hurt, passed out, I don't give no fucks! It's Buggerin' time! Good Samaritan laws? Special K thinks it's good sodomy laws. By Glazed Ham. There goes my herohohoh. Watch him as he goes! So to summarize: Mike is a worthless cocksucker. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. I would take a shit on his face, though. EDIT: At least he saw that his response to mine was so fucking embarassing he deleted it.

Ok, Tornado must be the fairly generic looking flying guy. Can't believe I didn't recognize Manhunter. And I only read the first Supes OYL, besides that I've just been reading 52 and getting into new (to me) series like Invincible, Hitman and 100 Bullets. How did Supes get his powers back? Lastly, who's the chick next to GL? With the weird looking pigtails? And that IS Power Girl in the upper right, right? doesn't she normally have a cape?