Special K

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Close up porn pictures have never been better. #2 is only better in context. I miss Pete Rose. Pm me. It will live in immortality. "Practically nothing" *air horn* Just wonderful. I want to make love to that show. Especially now that it's dead.

I didn't mind Mike so much when we had a little debate going (Super-straw-man powers or not), but the political folder at the Pit is fucking insufferable.

Not so much a plot, but in a trailer or a comercial: The old white people said 'fo sheez!' Oh, those wacky white people. And old too! Pray tell, is that party 'off the hizzle? Oh my! For shizzle? I've never heard such slanderous talk! My word, I heard of that phrase two years ago, but it was spoken by negroes!' *monocle pops out*. The only time this has been remotely funny is the old lady doing 'Rapper's Delight' in the Wedding Singer. It was built up, she was an actual character, and 'Rapper's Delight' is the shit, especially in the context of an 80's movie. Still, a mediocre joke. There's a GM (I think) commercial going around where 'OMG White People are listening to Roughrider's Anthem!' A: I have hated that song since it was played 6 years ago. It's one of the worst popular songs of all time, right up there with 'My Humps'. It sounds like a Wesley Willis song, minus the novelty. B: THE JOKE IS PLAYED.

D'oh

I like any kind that emphasizes pull-apart beef brisket and pork. Just a meat stew in sauce. I have to say, only a local joint (and yes, local is Seattle) makes a spicy sauce that can adequatley burn my ass.

My, bad, I did forget that the strippers were white. If they weren't, I'm sure we would have fallen upon them like a pack of hungry rape wolves. You know, except the black guys that were there. They would have been disgusted and disappointed and found a white escort to rape. And as to discplining the team before-hand? Hearsay slander is the only thing more 'he said s/he said' than rape. I heard an opposing high school football coach drop the n-word once. What the fuck was I going to do? I know it happened. Sucks, but it happens. On the flip side, my brother was a sergeant in the Army. He once dressed down a recruit in private for being an asshole, and being out of shape. The private in question said my brother called him the n-word. My brother would never fucking do that. He was one of the most fair-minded individuals I've ever known. He's had dozens of black recruits server under him, with nary a complaint. As a result of the complaint, he basically had to leave the service. Racial slander is only secondary to rape in the he said/she said thing and presumed guilt. Even the charge is DEVASTAING. Because, sure, you never know. If someone says you robbed a store, or committed credit card fraus and you're cleared, you're cleared. If someone accuses you of rape, or dropping an n-bomb, it's much more harmful, because, who knows?

I agree with pretty much agree with everything Lushus said there. Calling someone an 'Uncle Tom' on a message board is un-fucking-called for. And what's with calling him Black Lushes? Is that supposed to be an insult? That's like calling me Special E. DIS.

I always thought that acid study was pretty amazing. Of course, I always liked acid.

That's probably because she wasn't fucking drenched in beer, which is her standard state. I never thought she was that hot at all, but her voice IS sexy. The album's pretty good. I liked Fever to Tell more. The last few ballads are sort of crappy. Trying to hard to recreate 'Maps' when strutting rock is really more their strength, I think 'Maps' was something of an abberation. 'Cheated Hearts' was great, though. They hit the right note on that one. I still have high hopes for the band. They were quite good live, with a notable exception. The drums and guitar were more than solid, however: Karen O sounded pretty good when I could HEAR her. Someone needs to tell the girl when you go from pretty much talking to screeching, you need to alter the distance between your mic and your mouth. It went from a muted mumble to being so loud it clipped. Kristin Hersh and Kazu Makino can do it, babe, and they're ten times the singer in range and volume that Karen O ever will be. Does Karen O sound like Siouxsie to anyone else? It's probably just me.

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I've been to a couple of parties with strippers. They didn't bring protection. We somehow managed to not rape them. And I heard plenty of people saying that Kobe was innocent. I think you have your righteous indignation ratcheted a bit high there, EHME.

Well, if you've been up since 7 in the morning of the previous day, it's always night. Especially if you've been listening to way too much Sonic Youth. 1-2-1-2-1-2 titty. I got nothing.

Yeah, I think I'll google these kewl people to find out who they are. Bruce Campbell Tom Waitts grudgematch!

UTSU is up there, along with his thousand Lance Armstrong baseball-playing army. I'll take him in a second with one Takeru Kobayashi. I'll be the coxwain. "EAT those hot dogs!" "Hey, these are good." *gorf snorf schnompf.* You know what would be terrible? Hot dog nigiri sushi. I'm so sorry. I'm on sleep deprivation right now.

Who the fuck ARE some of these guys? Chazz Palmintieri? I'M cooler than him. And I'm fucking lame.

Yes, and if it's anything like the video game which it's based on, it will mak your testicles ascend into your abdomen. Good cast too. Rhada Mitchell from Pitch Black and Melinda & Melinda, and Sean Bean.

Alex Luthor may be the driving force behind IC, but Superboy Prime is 1000x the villain that Alex Luthor is. He's an (almost) unique take on a villain. "There's nothing so pure and cruel as a child" indeed. I think he'll end up killing Alex.

^ Banky's got it.

I heard him call him "Flexy Lexy" with my own ears, you jerk.

The only thing I learned from my frienf from N. Cakky-lakky is that if you fuck a sheep with its head pointing towards water, it'll give you a better ride.

How are you going to stop people talking shit in the locker room, though? If that even happened. Heh, my above post just reminded me of why I loved Hollywood Hogan: "You piece of trash! You piece of crap! Flexy Lexy! Flexy Lexy!" *while eye-poking and back scratching* *Lex Luger punches Hollywood* "Oh God Brother! Oh please oh Jesus oh please. Oh God don't do this to me!" *eye poke* "Flexy! You piece of trash!* Sorry. Carry on.

You could call him a cocksucking dipshit piece of trash. It's warranted. Especially since he likes the Yankees. That Santorum-guzzler.

This happens a shitload too. Remember that guy that socked that public school teacher who his daughter had accused of molestering her? Limbaugh played 'where have all the cowboys gone' for him like a giant fat girl, and it turned out she was lying because he failed her. A grain of salt is always in order.

Yeah, you find that racist shit all over. I went to school in the south, in New Orleans (Tulane). I was in a frat. We were one of two frats out of like, 9, that had both whites and blacks. We had hispanics, Indian kids, whoever was smart and wanted to chill. So then of course, my frat got really popular, and got taken over by a bunch of white-cap wearing faggots, oh so I hear. The best thing ever was when the biggest, most racist frat picked on a young black football player. The football team was quite mixed, and they stood up and beat their asses. There were a couple of frats that were fucking deep south at Tulane. Wouldn't even let non-white kids into their parties.