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This is a good promo, even if I can't remember who Lara is (I'll soon find out everything is mentioned in either Fury or Sarah's bio, and I'll look like a moron, but meh). Fury is ANGERFUL~!, and that's always a good thing. A docile Fury makes no sense.

GAH! The apostrophe s does not mean plural. It means possessive, or as a contraction. However, it doesn't work as a contraction here, as 'promoes' is not correct. /end beating with the grammar stick

AWESOME! Tiny is gone. Yayz.

I like how when Landon said Toxxic would want to "avenge his mighty honour", it was with the British spelling, which is usually hard to accomplish when speaking. Good promoski.

Thanks, JJ. Edit: An Octopus might be the first character since Bobby Riley to have a 10 in charisma. And now he's governor of Alabama, so I expect big things from An Octopus.

I remember that. Good stuff.

Can I get stats for Octopus plz?

I like the guy from "Don". He seems very badass.

Okay, here are my thoughts on your and Fury's match and to an extent, Spike and Zyon's. Remember, though, that this is the resident insane person, so take my comments with a grain (I'd suggest rice, though barley isn't bad. Wait, is that a grain? Never mind...) 1. Yes, it sucks royally that Spike and Zyon messed up your story in their match. That promo should not have been forgotten, though, some people don't read all the promos (I believe Zyon said he didn't read Fury's), so I would have made a note of it in the PM with the info as to who Fury's partner was. Of course, it'll turn out that this was done, and I'll look like a dorkasaurus. 2. However, the same can be said of their story in this match. A reference was made in the match of their tension, but at least, to me, there was more than just that one promo that showed Spike and Zyon are on thin ice. But, whatever. There is always the threat of someone messing up something of yours in a match. 3. With that said, I'll have to say, if stories were ignored, I would have given the victory to Spike and Zyon. To me, the match just read better. Not to say that this one was bad, which it wasn't. It seemed that in parts of the match, Fury and Sarah were just really dominant. "Fury has gotten beaten up, but now he takes out Spike and Zyon at the same timez." Also, the finish felt kind of 'meh' to me. Zyon had been playing possum, and is fine, but is quickly put into finisher position by Sarah? Then again, Zyon and Spike's finish was rushed and whatnot, too. Shit, I don't know, as I'm not a marker or anything, but I just preferred Spike and Zyon's match. I AMZ BEING TEH UNHALPFULLLL.

Because it was supposed to be a bad joke. Or something.

Keep in mind the match would take place on land, so, advantage octopus, I'd say.

Also appearing: Jimmy the Doom vs. An Octopus! Actually, probably not... No, if you really want it, it's yours. -- chirs3

JJ had mentioned in chat a few times that he was getting bored writing a mute Eskimo, and shit, if you're bored, then bad things usually come about if that isn't fixed. Guess Johnson is going to get his face smashed in by a crazy Belarussian. Or his trachea crushed again. Also, kind of in response to Bruce (Again), and I'm basically restating WC, but it's tough to put in adequate psychology and selling for four people in 4500 words. Edit: Anyone notice my commentary formula breakdown? I'm kind of proud of it, even if I didn't quite execute as I had in my mind. Also, I figure enough time has passed to explain the Jimmy promo. Calvin Broadus is better known to millions of people as Snoop Dogg. Donald Campbell (Who I actually gave his alias in the promo), or Don "Magic" Juan is a reformed pimp, known sometimes as (Arch)Bishop Don "Magic" Juan, and an associate of Snoop Dogg's. Basically, in the 1200s, a Doomtopian cardinal became pope, took the name of a gangsta rapper, appointed a pimp as the Archbishop of Canterbury, talked about keeping his Pope hand strong, and threatend to Pope slap bishops, cardinals, priests, etc. if, basically, they didn't have his (And God's) money. It's a pimp joke...sort of.

Come chat with me, and Manson, and Matt Myers, and Thoth*! * - The previously mentioned people excepting myself will probably not be in chat by the time you get there. Also, Fury, there is an out of date AIM thread around somewhere, I might try to bump it...I mean, I bet that Kibagami has gone through at least two names since the thread was last updated.

Shit, I almost forgot: The bra and panties match kicked ass.

Just to clarify a few things in my match (Seems to be for Bruce's benefit, as he's the only person to comment so far) 1. Myers getting 'knocked out' was not really an OH HOLY SHIT, HE MIGHT BE DEAD! type spot, more of a "The hell just happened?". 2. As "Neo", Myers of course has to destroy the machines, ghost or otherwise. Ghost Machine 2.0, of course, is programmed to only Crush, Kill, and Destroy, and combine that with his cattle prodding last show, and that damages his Tag Team files, so Myers was just another opponent at times to him. 3. Herve Villechaize is a shitty ref because he is a dead midget actor. 4. JESUS CHRIST MY FUCKING NOSE! 5. Ghost Machine 2.0's repeated tagging in of Myers on the face is basically Matt getting slapped often. But you knew that. I will explain the promo (Which, shit, was a lot shorter than it seemed when I was writing it, for some reason), in due time. I don't want to 'spoil' it for someone, though I'd figure a person would read the show, then check comments, but, meh. Or, I can PM you folks.

Didn't we go over this before, Chris? Just tell them that you have to post a show for your fake internet wrestling federation, and you don't give a damn what they say. As I mentioned previously, wave a gun around, or powerbomb either parent through a table.

As I said in that other thread, CC: Being super-subtle since FOREVER

Taken from Dama's recent thread in LSD, it fit so perfectly. http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=734263

*Obligatory G Mark-Out Moment* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll now play "Muzz is Evil, Crowe Sucks" in honor of the G-Man.

I liked the after pictures of Sinosic. If I were in his shape, I wouldn't be posing for pictures when I could be passed out. "Hey, look, Elvis Sinosic is bloody and bruised. Let's get pictures!" The contrast of him before the fight and after is great.

Go Tiny! You can catch that jerk! Also, where was Mexico City relocated from?

You are not shutting up. Why are you not shutting up? Do not answer, as then you would still not be shutting up. So, just shut up. All of you. I will now shut up.

I like this promo, and the direction it could possibly be going.

Damn. Big Bat Bob is gone. And Nigel is cheating somehow.