Art Sandusky

All the mod staff changing stuff is pretty worthy too.

Man, get admin in here. I'll beat his ass down.

I ended up having a great night, guys! WHOO! wasted!

Whoops, no gun in the house thanks to my cokehead uncle needing money for a fix. Fuck.

It's getting to the point where I want to scream seeing all of the dick-waving going on. A real President shouldn't mention in every speech how people disagree with him and that he's right while giving us all that goddamn know-it-all smirk, he should go ahead with his business as if no one said a peep. On the other side, I want Pelosi to die. Seriously. I don't have nearly as much hatred for Republicans as I do Democrats these days. Stop with all the fucking politics already and just SERVE THE PUBLIC like you're supposed to, you buncha goddamn wastes of carbon. Not a single fucking thing gets done anymore, it's disgusting. It would make my entire LIFE if every motherfucker up for re-election next year lost. Give us a Congress of liberals with balls and a crop of real conservatives and let's pretend the 21st century is starting over.

The "don't watch if you don't like it" statement.

That's only a billion written out with all the zeroes. Not like it's some astronomical amount that we haven't dealt with already.

I swear, you ruin so many gags.

No drugs, women, or wine this birthday. I'm considering going to the bars downtown and getting a birthday shot from each one before it gets too late. I'll probably end up shooting myself in the throat and using my last gasps to go out and throw my soon-to-be corpse into the marsh.

It isn't uncool to be white, white people are mostly boring. That's all.

"... former crack dealer 50 Cent..." But in ANOTHER story...? "... rapper Eminem..."

What makes it funny is that his reason for giving him your presents is that he's angry.

How could anyone kick a dog. Really.

Why the hell does he have a catfish?

PLEASE MAKE THIS SHOW

So not only do we have rehearsed conversations with soldiers, we now have stories being planted in Iraqi newspapers. Lovely. Has anyone else been forced to say "we're better than this" while watching the news these days?

Yes, it makes sense in the obvious, this-has-been-the-solution-the-whole-time way. I'm more worried about educational channels failing as a result of this also. Not like it's actually going to happen, this sort of pick-and-choose cable BS happens every few years.

USC by 17 or more. Texas will make it look like a game up to its (rightful) billing as a clash of the two unstoppable teams until halftime. After that, the 3rd quarter will be their last chance before USC cinches it.

Hey Cock guy, don't IM me plz.

I singlehandedly made South Carolina overacheive.

The things I miss.

This was a genius moment. 'Bout time.

It's the new marketing direction, since you can change the stated positions of a world power with the same attitude apparently. New Coke, sez I.

Ohio State is the best of the at-large teams by far. I'd love to see them play Notre Dame over Penn State, to be honest. Alabama against Texas Tech will be like a Ferrari hitting a brick wall. As much as I think USC is invincible and all, they're still human of course. The game with UCLA hasn't been given all that much attention since the fireworks against Fresno State last week. UCLA's still only a one-loss team, and they've got the firepower to hang for most of the game at least. And about Fresno State, that had to be the most riveting 4th quarter I've ever seen, taking everything into account. No functioning game clock, funky special teams bounces, a one-in-a-million ball control play, players with diseases scoring touchdowns, and Nevada- friggin NEVADA! goes to the Hawaii bowl with a share of the WAC title and looking like stars on national TV. And how about that offense of theirs. Calling any other team a gimmick team is an insult to Nevada. Perhaps I've been sheltered by fairly mainstream football, but the "pistol formation," as the announcers called it, was bizarre to watch. Looks like it works pretty well, I guess. I expect the WAC to do what everyone said the MAC was going to do a couple of years ago, break out and be the mid-major that becomes nationally regarded and respected. I actually said "Uh oh" when I saw how AD was running against Oklahoma State. And all of the conferences suck this year. Stuff's busy reshuffling. We all expected this at the end of last year. Next season's when we'll get some incredible stuff happening and less embarassing conference title games, etc.