Art Sandusky

Has this dude ever had a purpose? I mean, I haven't either, but it's like he just squats over his keyboard after a chili dinner and whatever keys get hit is what gets posted.

Oh please, there's no excusing this.

I feel terrible about it, but I just realized that Sideburnious got a new avatar and sig. This whole time I'd been reading those posts and thinking it was some new person I didn't know. Man, he really is invisible.

Why does WWE think such stuff is a good idea?

End the split. There, I've said it.

75 minutes?! Talk about an afterthought of a studio project.

"Have we got a traffic warden?!" -- Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

I miss tag teams.

I actually really like the idea of a current event-intensive heel character.

I miss having a microphone.

Wow, what an imposing picture to keep people in line on an internet messageboard.

Jason White retired. Why do guys whose careers end once they get drafted even bother retiring? Sounds like they were doing well in the NFL for fifteen seasons or something.

Robert Novak is the one who looks like death.

I always thought of that as a distinct possibility. It would explain the generally humanoid appearance that people describe when they meet aliens. I don't know what I'd do if I could move though time. I might go back to something piddling like a year ago so I could see how I really was back then and make improvements, or more likely into the future. Near future only though, I wouldn't feel safe going more than 50 years forward. I don't give this planet good odds past that point.

You know that just when it can't be any more whatever-any-thread-is, Bob Barron shows up.

I liked his post about me because it was angrier and about me, thus making it automatically better.

He speaks of my Goodwill clothing, but when I wrote that earlier post towards him I was wearing my platinum (with diamond accents) suit. The rest of what he said is true though.

Poor Batista. I feel good that I bought tickets for the Smackdown house show instead of staying home to watch Raw now.

I'll never doubt Fulmer's coaching abilities after last season. We weren't supposed to even win the division.

So a school district 'round these parts approved a Bible Study elective for high schools yesterday. It's billed as emphasizing the literary and cultural influence of the Bible itself.

Ganso Bombs to all who dislike Paranoia Agent and, um... a superkick for not liking Samurai Champloo.

What the hell is all this crap? It's like the new generation has come out, but it's awful. TSM = Current WWE?!?!

Eddie looks so unsure of himself in that avatar, like Waldo just made a pass at him or something and he's thinking about how to respond for a few seconds while going "um... ah..."

It's 2002 again!

Maybe the crowd'll boo HHH during his return promo. Not the good kind of booing, like the "go away again" kinda booing. That'd be neat.