Art Sandusky

To drum up interest in what was expected by insiders to be a tremendous flop.

Man, shit goes crazy after Wrestlemania.

I found my Qui-Gon lightsaber. It and the Anakin/Vader one have been rockin' it.

I'd like, go down to Taco Bell and say "Hey, I'm Jesus," and they'd give me a burrito.

Dude, just come on AIM or somethin'.

Goth girls are hot. Like, the ones that aren't creepy tubs of lard.

A girl I hung out with today suggested that we get smokers to stop by having them smoke a joint every time they want a cigarette. She's currently the most attractive girl I know.

Let me make them. No one will be disappointed.

My avatar's the best.

What about the gelcaps? How many would fix me up? I don't think I could ever drink the stuff again after I made the mistake of drinking some milk last time while tripping.

Hey man, not having the internet frees up a lot of my time. (blows out brains)

The only changes I'd accept in the OT would be a tiny bit of the Imperial March in ANH and Vader asking Luke about Yoda in ROTJ as he did in the novelization. Makes Vader sound clueless when he keeps referring to Obi-Wan as the one who trained Luke.

That's what I would do if I became WWE champion. I'd think the wigger would choose a group of Ripper-approved, big-assed black girls, myself.

Call me a nerd or dork all day, but never call me some fuckin' fanboy.

Dama looks like the kind of guy you'd see in the background of those albums upon albums of college house/frat party pictures, or someone who would be on the side of a group picture holding a blue plastic cup and looking like he PARTIES HARD but is actually hollow and depressed on the inside.

Hah, they're gonna gobble you up. These are people who suggested Vader having flashbacks to the prequels before he offs the Emperor.

I'm glad this thread was bumped. Without the internet, drugs are all I have!

The search thing (and the Mod CP) is equal to a "sit here for ten minutes every time you click something" sentence.

I have the THX-enhanced one fullscreen, Special Edition widescreen (both VHS), Episode I VHS in the special widescreen format with the art book and movie film strip, and the Episode II DVD.

Yeah, AOTC has gone from my 2nd favorite of the saga to probably 4th now. Although the deeper I get into analyzing the saga like the good little nerd I am, I'm finding that I can't really rank them anymore except saying ESB was the best (which it still will be after ROTS comes out, mark my words).

Last year's really wasn't a great show. It had some great matches yes (even if I don't get the love for the Angle/Guererro bouts, any of them), but there was just an absurd amount of dead weight and it went way too long. Hassan's throat-cutting might have been "in bad taste," but it's fuckin' GANGSTA.

I really dug the Sumo match.

It makes me want to vomit every time people make the snide "women employed with WWE are only there because they offer sexual favors" bullshit comments.

I saw like, six Corvettes in the 4.3 mile trip back home after classes today.

And the Firebird's the only decent one of the bunch.