Art Sandusky

Agreed. Kylie better walk out with another Grammy under her belt. I'm glad they nominated "Slow" rather than the much more enjoyable but too American-sounding "Red Blooded Woman."

"Smash it" will be my new masturbation term.

Man, Savage just looks confused in every picture.

Jesus, I hadn't seen that suicide dive yet. FUCK.

Holy fuck, how did I forget Warrior of the Lost World. I actually saw it in a small mom-n-pop video store in North Carolina once. Only personal embarassment kept me from demanding they allow me to buy it. MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON!

Oh yeah, Coach is my pick for Just Plain Awesome Guy Of The Year. "Because I'm THE COACH, that's why! Any more STUPID QUESTIONS?" Best shirt ever. And look at his Titantron thing, man. Right behind him when he walks out, what do you see. "THE PLAYAS CLUB, featuring COACH." Yeah, that's right. Jericho's outfit last night is a very close second behind BIG DAVE for best-dressed.

It was certainly the most fucked up I've ever been, but I don't think I'll ever do it again. A buddy of mine whose drug use possibly rivals yours (he's got a few years on you though) said this: "A good rule to follow about drugs is that if they're legal, it's a really bad idea to do a lot of it, not to mention really bad for you."

I had told the dude's girlfriend to come out to my 21st shindig. Not like I could invite him also, he's 120 miles away.

First I ever saw was Spaceship on Venus while visiting my mother in Bennettsville. They had a small cable company there, but for some reason they had an insane number of channels, and broadcast channels from Los Angeles and Chicago (that wasn't WGN). In 1993 Charleston got Comedy Central and it was allllllll over. I enjoyed Joel more because there were more pre-1980s references. Mike's years resorted to a lot of stuff from the mid-70s onward, as well as resorting to obvious gags too much. My favorite episode has always been Wild Rebels, since I was 12.

I really think Tennessee/A&M will be good. Tennessee hopefully has their good team cred back since they gave Auburn a damned good game. 'Course, the media would have you believe Auburn let them stay close rather than actually suggesting that we were good enough to come back from one of the worst first halves of Tennessee football I've ever seen and make it a game against an undefeated SEC juggernaut.

I actually was, just barely, I think. It really depends on when you posted that (board clock is beyond off for me). I remember my watch beeping for 4 while I was angrily typing a response to some bitch's boyfriend on her LiveJournal. He took offense, it would seem, to me telling her she needed to come to my party. (where the exchange picks up is where she's just called me an old man with a beard) His reply: I'm now hammered at about 4am: And I didn't yak. I'm so proud of myself, although I almost did when my friends took my vulnerability after falling to the floor of their porch in laughter to "anoint" me with several shaken-up beers shortly after my final shot.

BIASED! NOT BIAS! BIASED! FUCK!

Once again, Damaramu makes football not fun.

Give us a mini-tournament, have Trish v. Lita as the match between the semi-finals and finals.

Son of a bitch.

"You're Batman!" moment of the year: Shelton Benjamin cradles Randy Orton while putting the Figure Four on Flair at Bad Blood.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING 21 IF YOU DON'T CARD ME AT THE LIQUOR STORE???

NO MORE MEDICINE Hey, someone start a real birthday thread. People might keep thinking that my birthday is always tomorrow.

Hey, it's finally worn off. Whew.

Any opinion that isn't your own is so wrong.

Coo'.

Hey IDRM, what am I.

Nevermind guys, it was Dames. I really can't handle being on the phone yet.

We actually have some pretty good bowls this year.

Who the hell called me.