Art Sandusky

I'd dance Malibu right off the floor. If worse came to worse, I'd beatbox him out of the building.

WHY IS THERE A PERIOD AFTER "PRO??" ARRRRRRRGHH!!!!!! Things that bug me also: 1) Big lower-case font in the sig. Makes it read like a five year old trying to yell, and when curse words are involved, it's like a little kid saying them. "Bitch! Teehee!" 2) You take issue every time anyone says the slightest thing negative about you and want to know why. 3) Michael Myers + Zodiac "catchphrase" =/= anything coherent. 4) We know you posted, there's no need to say "sincerely, Downhome" in your sig. 5) Not really something you can help, but looking like Dr. Phil's child molesting twin brother is disconcerting. The molester part is just a vibe I get. 6) We've covered the period after "Pro." 7) You're a conservative. This is just a reason that I in particular don't like you. 8) Anytime you "flame" someone it reads like a teenager who watches too much wrestling and turns into a promo of sorts. Not even a good one. The use of the F-bomb is also consistently poor. 9) You live in the same state as me. You do have redeeming factors though. Your optimism about the WWE product is much akin to my own, I just don't post in the folder as much as you do. You aren't very confrontational either, preferring to agree to disagree more often than not. That's good. Your posts are usually of a good length as well, and have substance to them. I think the period (or, for you non-North American folks out there, fullstop) is what bugs me the absolute most. I don't know why it does, it just drives me up the wall. Perhaps it's because I read it like a period and actually stop the mental reading of the phrase as if it were written as such and I were reciting it. Maybe it's because I never see ANYONE ELSE do it. But you seriously seem to be a very knowledgable person and a quality poster. There are just things you do/say that bug me thanks to my various neuroses.

This heel turn was ruined by backstage politics.

(runs back and forth in front of BPS, flaunting the TSM rule book) "Nanny nanny boo-boo!"

I thought that was just how you liked it Kotz. ROTFLAMAOLOL2004OMGWTFLMFAO

Bossman in 1999 and Cena at Backlash 2003 were both much more obvious, the former being the most. You knew damn well Bossman wasn't going to win the title, especially since the title feud was the #2 (and that's being generous) feud of the company at the time, which is a HUGE No-No in my book. At least Cena/Brock was built on Smackdown as important.

Ok this is great. How come whenever there is some whacked out story like this.......it ALWAYS ENDS WITH........the above quote...... Hey, some guys just have ALL the VD.

I don’t want to work I want to bang on the drum all day I don’t want to play I just want to bang on the drum all day Ever since I was a tiny boy I don’t want no candy I don’t need no toy I took a stick and an old coffee can I bang on that thing ’til I got Blisters on my hand because When I get older they think I’m a fool The teacher told me I should stay after school She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands But my licks was so hot I made the teacher wanna dance And that’s why Listen to this Every day when I get home from work I feel so frustrated The boss is a jerk And I get my sticks and go out to the shed And I pound on that drum like it was the boss’s head Because I can bang that drum Hey, you wanna take a bang at it? I can do this all day (repeat chorus until fadeout)

Edwin put it nicely in the last bit of his post. The Aliens have a shot against the Predators how?

Whats with the "II" on Ecto Cooler II? Was that a Johnson name? No, "Charlie Ward" was a Johnson name once though. You actually want Johnson back? Man.

Manning wouldn't be on the cover of Madden, he's still tied with the NFL Fever franchise and Microsoft I believe. I predict Priest Holmes. That said, once again, Colts/Panthers in the Super Bowl, but I can't pick a winner between them.

"HAW HAW HAW!" Translation: "This is supposed to be a comical angle, but fuck is it horrible. Here, I'll laugh REALLY LOUDLY and you folks in the audience can join in." (silence from audience)

"Oh man, I got... banned." (moments of silence while the angry poster looks at the gun in his hand and contemplates his planned actions) "... I've gone too far." (attempts to re-register with the name "Ecto Cooler II")

I think I have a rival now for "coolest last name."

What Tom said about Ahman Green was what I was saying as they were deciding whether to go for it or not. The Fox announce team was right to say that Sherman didn't show real guts by going for it when it REALLY counted after doing it twice the previous week against Seattle. I literally screamed at the television "THEY CAN'T STOP THE RUN! JUST FUCKING RUN IT!" My father wasn't pleased to hear such language, but I knew that 1:45 or so after the punt would have been plenty of time for the Eagles to get into field goal range. Make sure those two plots are for the Patriots and Eagles.

I dunno, the report I read in the Charleston paper didn't necessarily talk about the leader being warm, just really talkative and lively to a degree that belied what we've been hearing about his failing health. It also noted how he skirted around a few questions. Maybe the Columbia reporter was a little too generous.

My girlfriend of the time had made a french AIM name that meant "Dove of Love," so I went for something that was the complete opposite of such a sickening name and was in a better language. I now use that name everywhere. It's "Puke Boy" in German.

The funny thing is that I really do some of that ultra-overdone Mango dancing at times.

Just you wait, Malibu. Just wait for me to do my Neo coat dancing to when Colonel Mustard (local band) does "Hey Ya." I shall surely own thee then.

All the gay jokes at your expense will eventually send you over the edge... They've calmed down after coming a mile a minute for a while there.

(hates on Downhome) (oops, I mean Pro. Downhome)

I tried to say to ignore him, but nooooo... And where'd "ANGRY Kotz" come from? I'm ban-worthy now? (basks in his new status)

MARK OUT

They could really easily put the new logo over the old one. I mean, older episodes of DBZ have facial blood and/or other wounds matted out and it's only really obvious about 10% of the time. That was done in 1997 by a company that doesn't have nearly the funds and equipment that WWE does now.

Strange how you have no complaints about JSYK saying that no one would find the bodies of CWM and Agnes in another thread, one that is just as recent as the one you cited.