Mr. S£im Citrus

No worries, fellow Kings fans; the team will get right. They'll finally get a few days at home to actually practice together, for basically the first time since Webber came back. We'll be fine.

Consider it done, Zed.

"Bobby" Riley? The Bobby Riley? ... So... uhh... did you really have a thing for Flesher?

You know what's funny, in a sort of way? I don't know about HoT, but our match was turned in a good hour ahead of the deadline; I don't know what's going on with Thoth, but this is starting to get irritating.

So, do we know who won the tag team title match?

By "micro-feud," I was referring to when I cost you in the World Title tournament, and the subsequent promo I wrote where you demanded revenge, and subsequently got a HC title shot. I wasn't talking about an actual feud...

Like I'd ever let that stop me...

Only action cartoons here! Battle of the Planets Voltron Thundercats Silverhawks Comic Strip (only for Tigersharks) Justice League Superman: TAS Batman: TAS

.... I'm going to return at Genesis just to do this to you, Dace...

That sounds like a good way to do things, Flik, and I've probably done it before, I just don't remember doing it... I don't remember specifically talking to Ejiro before our feud got started and asking him if he wanted to work together; During my first "reign" as Hardcore champ, I don't specifically remember telling Janus that I was going to put him over by putting me out with a major injury; I just sort of did it... During my second, more noteworthy run with the belt, I don't specifically remember asking anyone in advance of any of the "micro-fueds" that I did which lead to title defenses (Duran and Janus spring to mind immediately), and as previously stated, I didn't consult either Todd or Landon in advance of our Tag Team Title program; I just wanted to work with them, so I did. Which isn't to say that the way that I do things is necessarily the way to go...

Now that you mention it, I can't remember the last time I ever consulted a guy in advance when starting a feud... Maybe some of you guys can help me refresh my memory; Johnny, you don't count. EDIT - And who needs plots when you write kick-ass spots, anyway?

I've been saying that for months Jake!!! I did it to Maddix and then Jenkins, and it led to an angle with Alan Clark. More importantly, Jenkins got pissed about me attacking him, and he challenged me to a match. I was busy, so I just no sold it...and that was that. Also, people should know that no one here is stupid. If you're in an intense angle, no one is just gonna run up and hit you with a pipe. They're only gonna do it if you're idle or if it totally fits. There'll be a few occassions where things won't go right, but then a simple..."Sorry man...I'm too busy" would suffice to keep it from happening again while you're in that angle. But, Jake, people are too protective of their characters now, so I doubt it'll go back to the way it was. Da "double post" H I took your words to heart, Thugg, and I would like to say, for the record, that I personally booked the W&D/HoT feud to happen without consulting any of the other parties involved; I just thought that they were two cool characters that I wanted to work with, so I wrote a promo after the 'Fuck, and that was that; instant feud. So, Maddix, the next time you want to say something about a glass ceiling, please be sure to stop and kiss my ass first; I made your monkey ass famous!

I'm beginning to wonder if the other bookers didn't think that the show was supposed to be posted tomorrow as well...

.... Damaged goods? :: mutters something about youth being wasted on the young ::

Feh; I still lead the league is high-quality losing matches... unless, of course, you were speaking of zaniness factor...

I'm not on my way out yet; I might be able to write until May, and I'm not ready to lay down just now...

Uhh... no. "Ass-tafarian," indeed; just for that, I'm going to have to hurt you real, real, REAL bad...

While the UCMJ does permit the death penalty in this circumstance (and thank you Kahran for saving me the trouble of having to post that myself), I'm almost certain that the staff sergeant will not be awarded that severe a penalty. As (I think) the only active duty military person to participate in this thread, I'd like to see him be awarded with a year's confinement, a BCD, and given that it seems that he enlisted to allow himself to live in the United States, I wouldn't mind seeing him deported, either.

I ain't out the door yet, and I'll be damned if I go out like a punk; get ready for an ass whippin', boys.

So, a vote for Iori = tacit approval of the Thoth character? :: ponders :: I'll have to think about that one...

I'm not an ass man; Stacy's blonde, and has no tits, two things that I usually frown upon, particularly the latter.

Waitaminute... four bangin' chicks? I respectfully disagree; I'd agree on Jackie, and I'd hit Sable purely for the MILF factor, but Torrie does nothing for me, and Stacy actually has a negative effect on my libido. Having said that, though, I've never had problems with T&A on a wrestling show. Of course, I'd rather have Molly than any blonde on the payroll, but that's just my personal taste.

Erykah Badu - Back in the Day

Thanks for that clip, Dace; I wasn't really able to visualize that move, even with your description. That move looks SICK!

I damn sure don't...