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As did many other posters here, I ordered NWO to support Eddy's push. I was re-watching the show today, and had an odd thought after the title match; being a big fan of the high-fliers, watching Eddy win the title with the Frog Splash was a total markout moment for me, which got me to wondering: when was the last time the WWF World Championship changed hands on a top-rope move?

.... :: does the crotch chop for good measure ::

The Kings are missing their frontline; you've got to feel really bad about the Celtics.

Sounds a little too star-driven to me; I covet my role players, and that's the way I like it. Sounds like I may have to decline the invitation; I appreciate the offer, though.

Ah; a lot of you guys' collective bitching makes more sense now... I've been operating under the assumption that you've been using the Yahoo! default of ten.

Wha??? How many starters do you have now?

.... :: pencils himself in to no-show Lockdown ::

Is that why you appear to hate Johnny? Because of this Brimstone character?

You thought wrong. Of course, to be fair, it's probably different if you actually want to be here in the first place.

Uhh... what? What statistics do you use, then? I've been doing this fantasy thing for three years now, and I've never been in, or even seen a league that didn't use FG%, FT% and turnovers.

Only two more months...

The N-H-What? I notice nothing but basketball during basketball season.

Thank goodness for the West Coast tape delay. Well hell, there might as well be something about Hawaii that doesn't suck...

Fortunately for me, being in Hawaii, I don't have to make that choice; All-Star Saturday will be over by 6pm, and Velocity doesn't come on until 8pm.

Damn; I'm in shock. I figured Peja was a lock with that field.

Everytime Slow announces that he's finished his match in the first six hours, and then goes on to lose said match, I find myself thinking, "well, that was kind of pointless."

That would be Va'aiga's ring music, at least according to his stats.

Hey, some people get off on that sort of thing, Annie; personally, I like to call those people pedophiles but, you know...

Feh; Audrey Hepburn, to the best of my recollection, had no tits. I'm not feeling it...

SWF Lockdown HOLT report February 11, 2004 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania at Mellon Arena Report by Brian Miller of Kittanning, PA Smartmarks.com reader Dark Matches: - CIA beat Jimmy “The Demon” Liston in 3:58 with the Air Canada. - Jay Dawg beat Xstasy in 8:14 with JD’s Avenge. - Bemani Cross Wizards beat Déjà Vu in 6:25 when Thoth hit Kris (I think it was Kris) with the Scum Gale. - Michael Craven beat Crow in 9:41 with the Gulf Coast Crunch. - Tom Flesher beat Judge Mental in 13:07 with the Ego Trip. Lockdown: - Pretty bad night for the Unnamed; they started the show talking mad shit, and ended up going 0-for the night! - Funyon got in the ring and announced that both Jacob Helmsley and Mike Van Siclen failed to catch their flight from Dayton International, and would therefore be unable to compete. David Blazenwing then came down to the ring, carrying a bag of hammers and took the microphone away from Funyon. He claimed that it was discriminatory that the rest of the JL were all promoted to the SWF and he wasn’t, and demanded to be shown the attention that he felt he deserved. He pulled four hammers out of the bag and said that he was going to juggle them in the center of the ring until Grand Slam came down and gave him a full-time SWF contract. He was actually doing okay for a few seconds, but then he lost control of the hammers and managed to drop all four on the top of his head, knocking himself out. Jim Phelps then came down to the ring and grabbed Blazenwing by the ear, forcibly removing him from the ring to the delight of the crowd. - There was a giveaway after the cage match with the grand prize being two tickets to Battleground. Renegade was the emcee, and the winner was a guy that had floor seats at ringside; some fucking people get all the luck! - A Sleeper hold? A *SLEEPER* hold? For fuck’s sake, Matthews can’t even exact his revenge without being boring! - After the show went off the air, Ann got on the microphone and invited Va’aiga to come get his belt back. Once he got back into the ring, she handed it over to him without any resistance, to the dismay of a few people, and said that Grand Slam was responsible for booking the match, and that she didn’t want there to any hard feeling between the two of them, since they used to be friends. Va’aiga seemed to accept this, and they lit up a couple of Frost-brand® cigars, enjoying a leisurely smoke in the center of the ring while the reminisced about old times on the road. Then they cracked open a six-pack of Frost-brand® beer and drained them. After a while, they stared singing old rock-and-roll songs, like it was karaoke night, and let me tell you, you haven’t heard awful until you’ve heard Va’aiga trying to cover Goo Goo Dolls a capella. Then, just as they started into a rousing rendition of “What’s My Name,” Ann caught him sleeping with a Dropkiss! Va’aiga never saw it coming, and fell to the mat, beer flying out of his mouth! Ann picked him back up and hit him with another Daybreak Pedigree, which made the crowd pop HUGE! She dropped the Heavyweight Title on his chest and walked out of the ring with Alison, the crowd chanting “I-CHI-BAN” behind them as they headed back up the ramp. Biggest Pops 1) Ann Onita 2) Dace Night 3) Wildchild 4) Grand Slam 5) Alan Clark Most Heat 1) Va’aiga 2) HVT 3) John Duran 4) Landon Maddix 5) Todd Royal

I'm sorry, what was that? I missed that since I was making love to my redheaded large-breasted Irish girlfriend. *IPPON* -Annie Where can I get me one of those? EDIT - ... uhh, preferably of the heterosexual persuasion...

.... I love it when other people handle my lightwork...

Well, at least I have that day off... So, is Thoth the defacto booker of the Cruiserweight division, or something?

By the way, how do you do all of this stuff? A bunch of guys in my league have expressed interest in coming back, but I don't know how to retain the league or make it permanent or anything.

Right; like I was going somewhere...