Mr. S£im Citrus

Meh. I'm happy for Pudge. Willis and Pierre are alright, too. The rest of the Marlins can go straight to hell for all I care. But, on the bright side, at least the Yankees lost...

Well, since I never heard back from X, I set up a fantasy league in Yahoo. The draft won't take place until after the season starts, but there's nothing I can do about that. If anyone's interested, PM me, and I'll send you the details.

hmm... methinks that CC has a warped sense of humor...

My first ever double post! W00t~!

Singles Match for the United States Title #1 Contendership Va'aiga v. Quiz - Va'aiga will hurt Quiz... real, real bad... Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Title #1 Contendership Bastion v. Erek Taylor Special Guest Referee: The Boston Strangler - Bastion The "Don't pull the Commissioner's punk card" Match Micheal Craven v. Xero & Jay Dawg - Poor, poor Craven. Jay Dawg, whether he shows or not. Singles Match for the United States Title "The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous © v. CIA - Johnny to retain Tag Team Match Xstacy & WildChild v. Justice & Rule - no pick

Wouldn't you like to know?

From the office of the SWF Commisioner... *KNOCK KNOCK* Startled out of his reverie, Mark Stevens looks up from his paperwork. "Come in!" The door opens and in steps the SWF's resident cruiserweight supreme, the Wildchild. In his left hand, he holds a sheet of paper. "Wildchild," Stevens says warmly. "What can I do for you?" "First of all," says Wildchild, "I wan' t'know what you plan t'do about Va'aiga attacking me on Storm." Mark turns his palms towards the sky and shrugs his shoulders slightly. "I can't really do much of anything, kid; technically, you provoked him, so I really can't even fine him!" Wildchild grunts loudly, and begins to shake his head. "Figures; I'm beginning t' t'ink dat dis place is turning inta de "Everybody get dere licks in on Wildchild" club! I already know dat you're a member!" "It was an honest mistake, Wildchild," explains Stevens, "and I'm sorry. I never should have put my hands on you; I got some bad information - hell, we all did - and I reacted poorly. Surely you can understand the position I was in, though." Wildchild's face scrunches up, as if not quite believing the commissioner, but thinks better of saying so. "At any rate, I came here t'ask you about somet'ing." Stevens leans back in his chair. "Ask away." The Bahama Bomber unfolds the paper in his hand and places it on the commissioner's desk, sliding it across and into Mark's hands. "I want dat." Stevens eyebrows raise as he takes a closer look at the sheet. "Are you serious?" The Bahama Bomber nods in response. "I'm in a bad way; I know I'm goin' t'have t'defend de Hardcore Title, but I'm not really in de condition to get through a hardcore match right now. I need dis until I'm healed." Mark shakes his head, a slow smile on his face. "You watch too much TV, kid. I tell you what; I'll allow this, but I'm going to need you to be examined on a weekly basis, and the minute - and I mean the second - you're given a 100 percent clean bill of health, this thing comes off! Wildchild nods. "More den fair. Thanks." As Wildchild leaves the commissioner's office, Mark looks at the paper again and shakes his head. "Kids today," he says.

Dub Cee in the Main Event? You're mocking me, aren't you?

ONE! TWO! Two new champions crowned on Lockdown! AH! AH! AH! [/Count] And, oh yeah: "CRAVEN MORE DICK" :: dies laughing ::

Anyway... United States Title Ejiro Fasaki© vs Johnny Dangerous - I continue to be contractually obligated to pick Ejiro. Handicap Match The Boston Strangler vs Sinquizition - Two is more than One, so... go Sinquizition. Steel Chair Challange Va'aiga vs CIA - Maori VIOLENCE~! > Canadian VIOLENCE~!, plus I heard that Va'aiga will continue to monoplolize the fed until he wins a title of some sort... Can't have mine, though... ICTV Title Match Andrew Blackwell© vs Xstasy - The X is on a roll. I like this guy a lot. MAIN EVENT Cage Match, Non-Title Michael Craven vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher - I must root against Taamo for trying to steal my heat... no, not really.

Well, don't look at me; I'm perfectly happy jerking the curtain. EDIT - 1000 posts! Whoo hoo! :: dances ::

If we do this on Friday, it needs to be after 10pm EST; after 10:30 would be best.

:: marks ::

Yes, I do. And no, I don't.

"All the advertising?" I didn't even know the movie was coming out until yesterday. We must watch different shows. I've seen a ton of previews for it the last few weeks Shows I watch: Navy NCIS Frasier Scrubs ER JAG I've never seen a single commercial for TCM.

Feh. I'll beat Justice and Rule myself, just as soon as I get my freedom.

I'm good anytime after 2pm EST on Saturday or Sunday.

"All the advertising?" I didn't even know the movie was coming out until yesterday.

At 7pm Eastern it'll only be 1pm here; I'll still be at work.

My homie Stay... Stay the fuck out my business! - Dub Cee (having fun with kayfabe)

Johnny fights for my freedom, huh? Hey Johnny! You seen my homie Stay?

- The image of Flesher wearing the Big Gold Belt™ while in his civilian clothes strikes me as unbearably funny... By the way, Taamo, Spots >>>>> Plots. So there. - Justice & Rule regain the tag team titles in the most unsurprising title change of the year (no offense, Quiz and Duran) :: dies laughing :: Oh, and there was some guy named Va'aiga on the show. I think...

Upon further review, I have decided to pick Dace in the ICTV Title match... uhh... yeah....

You're kidding, right? Just in case you're not, Kiki is the GM of the Denver Nuggets.

Meh; I still think that Flesher only turned face because he learned that I was becoming more over than he is. Admit it, Taamo! Your real name is 'Levesque,' isn't it? - Dub Cee (latest victim of the glass ceiling™)