Mr. S£im Citrus

Because I don't wear black t-shirts; I don't like the way they look on me.

Buy one? Maybe. But I wouldn't wear it...

Sorry to see you go, Edwin. Fair Winds and Following Seas.

Eh, fuck all y'all. Kornheiser is the most entertaining media personality associated with sports today. Now, whether or not this show will get off the ground is another story...

Zed on WFCC!!! :: commences to sucking up ::

Well, at least there was a main event... What's the deal, fellas? What the hell happened?

Deborah Cox - Up and Down (remix ft. Jadakiss) Erykah Badu - Danger Captain and Tennille - Love Will Keep us Together

I assure you my name is not "Tom." I don't think there's a "Tom" in my family; not alive, at any rate...

I take that as high praise; thank you very much! I don't have the talent of a Taamo, or a Danny, or a Judge to tell a story in the ring, so I try to create interesting storylines for my character. But, I don't have the skill of a Thoth or a Kibs or a Thugg to promo, either, so I just kind of use the matches as a vehicle to enhance the storytelling. Match-as-promo, or something like that. I take it as a great source of gratification that others are somewhat entertained by the stuff that I write...

Leave it to kkk to see the positive side of something like this...

New Zealand Herald.com: Two-year-old infant found alone in apartment after 19 days

Not everyone.

:: uses Jedi mind-trick :: You want to read Genesis... You want to comment on the HC Title match... You want to come out of retirement...

You love me! You really love me! I'd like to thank all the little people that got me to where I am today... so Ejiro and Mike, thanks very much! Oh, and I don't deserve to share the most-underappreciated award with Craven; that guy rocks the casbah!

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I can understand the complaints, but Smackdown isn't carried out here, and neither is Afterburn; if it weren't for Velocity, I wouldn't know what was going on on Smackdown (assuming I don't read spoilers, of course).

A certain "group" just might, OMG, boycott it or something. You know who I'm talking about. I beg your pardon?

Catfish + scallops > *.*, but I'll eat just about any seafood. Marney, do you object to eating spiders for any reason in particular?

/me is very, very happy for IL

Match: done Promos: done This is going to kick so much ass! (Y)

:: has never done a promo on PPV before, and therefore has never noticed who posts PPV's :: Okay then, thanks.

Hey, who's posting the show, ie, who do we send promos and shit to?

Eh, 5000 or so... Nap time.

You were only four years old in 1989? Sonofabitch, you fuckers know how to make a guy feel old!

Well, look at it this way: for the "Cinderella" season to continue, they need to get out of the first round, and recent playoff history would suggest that they couldn't draw a better team to choke like dogs in the first round than the Braves...