Ed Wood Caulfield

Anybody seen Alfdogg?

-FIRST ROUND MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Vitamin X (with Princess Stacey) vs. James Blonde -PRL segment -Lightning Crew segment -Lightning Crew segment

Did Batista just turn heel?

They still insist that WrestleMania VII was moved from the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum because of a bomb threat. I know the WWE has told alot of lies, but to me, that's their second biggest lie, behind the Pontiac Silverdome being filled with 93,173 people for WrestleMania III. Watching the Legends show, it was cool seeing even just a *little* bit of a commercial for WrestleMania VII at the L.A. Coliseum. I barely remember any WWF TV from 1990-1991, but from what I've seen and heard, Vince REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted WrestleMania VII to sell out the Coliseum. So much so that he started advertising WrestleMania VII AT WrestleMania VI. Now adays, the only advertising I've actually seen left from WrestleMania VII are a poster annoucning the location and a pin on eBay that has the L.A. Memorial Coliseum on it. I would love to see some old commercials for the show where they talk about it taking place from the Coliseum. I have this warped interest in watching Vince's dreams get crushed.

Place before the Spanish Fly/Jay Richards match, preferably in the middle of the show. HeldDOWN~! returns from commercial break with Dance Dance Dragon already in the ring, dancing to "Hung Up" by Madonna. COLE Back on HeldDOWN~!, and fans, we are about to begin the next First Round Match In The Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship! Dance Dance Dragon takes on "La Cicatriz" Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez! COACH This should be interesting. Talk about a mismatch! Ramone vs. THE DRAGON!? Ha! Whoever set up the brackets should be given a raise. What an easy victory this will be for "La Cicatriz"! COLE Well, let’s just see, Coach. DDD hasn’t been given alot of time to show his stuff. Perhaps this tournament could be his breakthrough? COACH HA! HA! Let’s just get on with it! "Hung Up" by Madonna dies down. Dance Dance Dragon bounces off the ropes and looks to the entrance. A cool, suave Cuban bossa nova song begins playing. The crowd boos. The entrance doors slide open, and Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez comes out. The boos get louder. Gutierez has a cocky smirk on his face. He raises his hands in the air, garnering more boos. Gutierez walks down the entrance ramp as his entrance theme continues playing. BUFFER And his opponent. From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 200 lbs. He is "La Cicatriz" RAMONE JUAN JESUS GUTIIIIIIEEERRRREEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Ramone speaks in Spanish directly to the camera as he continues making his way to the ring, calm, cool, cocky, and confident. He walks with a swagger in his step. COLE Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez is in it to win it in this tournament. An OAOAST rookie, Ramone could make a huge splash by winning his first OAOAST title in less than 8 months! COACH Ramone has a bright future ahead of him. We’ve already seen that he can go many times in the past. Now, his hard work will be rewarded with a title in the form of the X-Division Championship! Ramone just has to give this scrub either the Ramone’s Way or The Switchblade and he’ll move on, conquering 3 more scrubs on the way to winning the X-Division Title! Ramone jaws with some fans at ringside and then climbs the ring steps, then enters the ring. COLE We are 45 days away from finding out who’ll be the next superstar to wear the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt! The tournament continues as two young superstars go at it in First Round action! Speaking of the tournament, here’s some comments made earlier from "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican appears in a little box on the right hand corner of the screen, standing in front of the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! interview set. PRL is wearing sunglasses, his Puerto Rican flag bandana, an earring on his left ear, a gold chain around his neck, and a blue dress shirt that’s unbuttoned. PRL sneers before he speaks. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Greetings, all you pieces of trailer park trash! It is I! YOUR CORPORATE Champion, Tha Puerto Rican! Now I know you are all disappointed that I’m not here on HeldDOWN~! this week, but you see, I have to start making wedding plans with my girl, Lindsay! But don’t fret, Lightning Bolts. The Corporate Champ WILL be here NEXT WEEK! And as for the tournament, I only have three words: JUST BRING IT! It doesn’t matter who Tha Puerto Rican faces, it doesn’t matter how many matches I must have. The fact of the matter is this: come hell or high water, Tha Puerto Rican will beat each and every jabroni you throw at me, and I WILL leave AngleMania VI on April the 1st as the NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Champion! I’ve already begun. Defeating Kenji ffkjdfjfklds in the First Round. Now onto Dan Black, the so-called OAOAST ’legend’ on February 24th at OAOAST Syndicated, and then, there will be 2 more left. And whoever those 2 jabronies are, they better get ready. Because Tha Puerto Rican is gonna come charging like a bull and giving them a Corporate Nightmare! So watch out for the lightning strikes, because this tournament belongs to me! And that’s the truth, Ruth! THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~! PRL does the Corporate Eyebrow. He then sneers at the camera. The promo ends. COACH He’s so powerful! He’s a favourite to win! COLE He certainly is, Coach. Tha Puerto Rican to take on "The Ice Heart" Dan Black on February 24th at OAOAST Syndicated. The first Quarterfinal Match-up in the X-Division Tournament. But before we get to that, we must first find out who’ll also advance to the Quarterfinals continuing with this match tonight. COACH Dragon’s screwed. Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez poses in the center of the ring. The crowd boos loudly. Ramone smiles evilly. Dance Dance Dragon looks at his opponent. Gutierez takes off his very expensive looking black and gold vest, black designer shades, and his Rolex watch, handing the Rolex watch over to a ringside attendant, telling him to watch it (get it? Watch. Watch.). Ramone looks at his opponent for tonight and laughs. COLE Ramone better be careful not to get overconfident. This is a single elimination tournament. One loss and he’s gone! COACH Sure. But come on. I think he can be overconfident for this match. COLE Careful though. His overconfidence may hurt him! Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez has a smirk on his face. Dance Dance Dragon stands at a turnbuckle corner. Referee Rudy Charles pats down Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez, and then pats down Dance Dance Dragon. He then calls for the bell as Ramone’s cool, suave Cuban bossa nova theme song dies down. *DING DING DING* [b]FIRST ROUND MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP DANCE DANCE DRAGON vs. RAMONE JUAN JESUS GUTIEREZ[/b] Dance Dance Dragon and Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez stare each other down. The two men circle each other. They lock up. Ramone shoves DDD onto the mat! He then poses. The crowd boos. COLE And Gutierez showcasing his power right now! COACH Heh. Dragon has no chance. Ramone motions for Triple D to get up. DDD gets up. Dragon and Ramone circle each other once again. They lock up. They jockey for position. Gutierez knees Dragon in the gut. He then punches Dragon in the face! He does it again! And again! And a fourth time! Gutierez chops Dragon across the chest! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *CHOP!* "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ramone grabs Dragon and whips him into the ropes. Back elbow sends Triple D down to the mat! Ramone goes for the cover. ONE! TWO! COLE And Ramone Gutierez absolutely dominant in the early portion of this match, not allowing Dragon any offense! Ramone has a smirk on his face as he picks Dance Dance Dragon up. He gives Dragon a vertical suplex. Cover. It gets two! “La Cicatriz” picks Dragon up by his mask and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes, following up with a dropkick! Ramone picks Dragon up again, and gives him a back suplex! He then chokes Dragon with his bare hands! The crowd boos! COLE Now come on! Is this even necessary? COACH Yes. Rudy Charles orders Ramone to break it up. So, he does. The crowd boos some more. Gutierez gets up...and slaps Dragon upside the head! He does it a few times while yelling at Triple D in Spanish. COLE Ramone is just enjoying himself now! COACH He can do that. It’s a free country! Ramone is in control and he knows it baby! HA HA! COLE Dragon’s gotta get things going if he wants to advance! Ramone has just dominated since the bell sounded! Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez slaps Dance Dance Dragon upside the head again and again! "La Cicatriz" picks Dragon up by his mask, and whips him into a turnbuckle corner. Ramone charges forward--- ---DRAGON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! ---AND RAMONE HITS THE TURNBUCKLE STERNUM FIRST! COLE Whoa! Dragon moved out of the way just in time! COACH What the hell!? Ramone is stunned. The crowd is starting to come alive. Dance Dance Dragon picks Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez by his hair and lifts him up onto his shoulders... ...giving him the MUSCLE BUSSSTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~! COLE Bemani Buster! Bemani Buster! Dragon just gave Ramone his finishing move! COACH He has a finishing move!? The crowd cheers loudly. Dance Dance Dragon covers Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez, hooking his legs. Referee Rudy Charles counts. The crowd counts along. 1... 2.... 2.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (3:21) COACH OMGWTFBBQ~!?!?!?!? COLE He did it! He actually did it! Dance Dance Dragon is shocked! Rudy Charles raises Triple D’s hands. "Hung Up" by Madonna starts playing as Dance Dance Dragon leaves the ring, still surprised at his victory. Ramone lies on the mat, in pain from the Bemani Buster. BUFFER Here is your winner...and moving onto the Quarterfinals of the tournament...DANCE DANCE DRAGOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Dragon pumps his fist as if to say, "YES!" He raises his hands on the outside and then walks up the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way as "Hung Up" continues playing. COLE What an upset! The heavily favoured Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez has been ELIMINATED from the X-Division tournament! Dance Dance Dragon is moving onto the Quarterfinals to take on either Spanish Fly or Jay Richards! COACH What the hell? How is this even happening!? DANCE DANCE DRAGON is moving onto the Quarterfinals!?!? DANCE DANCE DRAGON!? The goofball who dresses like a dragon and plays Dance Dance Revolution!? HE is moving on!? Not Ramone! But DRAGON!? COLE Anything can happen in the One And Only AngleSault Thread, Coach! And this is proof! We have just witnessed the Ultimate Upset! Dance Dance Dragon, the longshot in this tournament, has just beaten one man in this tournament. He’s 3 victories away from the X-Division Title! COACH Oh my God. You gotta be kidding! Dance Dance Dragon? If Dance Dance Dragon wins the X-Division Championship at AngleMania VI...oh Lord. Then the OAOAST has sunk to a new low. COLE Oh come on, Coach! DDD jumps up and down on the entrance stage. The crowd cheers loudly. Dragon exits through the sliding doors. Ramone Gutierez is sitting up, surprised. COACH No, seriously, DANCE DANCE DRAGON!? COLE Coach, it’s happened! Ramone is GONE! Dance Dance Dragon is STILL in the tournament! Let’s take a look at the updated brackets. A graphic appears on screen showing the updated brackets for the tournament for the vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship thus far. "Hung Up" by Madonna continues playing. [U][b]FIRST ROUND[/b][/U] [b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. Kenji Kawada - PRL[/b] [b]"After Hours" Felix Strutter vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black - Black[/b] [b]Otaku II vs. James Riggs - Riggs[/b] [b]Jamie O' Hara vs. Reject - Reject[/b] [b]Spanish Fly vs. Jay Richards[/b] [b]Dance Dance Dragon vs. Ramone Juan Jesus Guetierez - DDD[/b] [b]Vitamin X vs. James Blonde[/b] [b]Longdogger Pete vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix[/b] [u][b]QUARTER-FINALS[/b][/u] [b]"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black[/b] [b]James Riggs vs. Reject[/b] ??? [b]vs. Dance Dance Dragon[/b] COLE The Quarterfinals are starting to shape up. PRL, Dan Black, James Riggs, Reject, and now, Dance Dance Dragon, have moved onto the next round! Later on tonight, we will find out who Dragon faces on the March 8th HeldDOWN~! as Spanish Fly takes on Jay Richards! And then next week, the two final First Round Matches as the returning Longdogger Pete takes on Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, and Vitamin X takes on James Blonde! COACH The tournament can still be salvaged! If Prince Vitamin or PRL make it to the Finals, it’s all good! COLE Let’s not count our chickens before they hatch, Coach. We still got a long way to go in this tournament. Remember, AngleMania VI is still 45 days away! COACH That’s why I invented my time machine! COLE You don’t have a time machine. COACH I know. COLE Ugh. Anyway fans, we’ll be right back right after this! Dance Dance Dragon continues on in his Road To AngleMania VI, while Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez is OUT of the tournament! The Ultimate Upset! Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierez is up in the ring. He is still shocked. But his shock turns to anger as he kicks the bottom rope and curses in Spanish. "Hung Up" by Madonna continues playing as we fade out on Ramone yelling in Spanish while the fans cheer. [b]FADE OUT[/b] [b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]

-FIRST ROUND MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Dance Dance Dragon vs. Ramone Juan Jesus Guetierez Spanish Fly vs Jay Richards -PRL promo

To be placed immediatley following the James Riggs/Otaku II match. *THE CHAMP IS HERE!* COLE What? A lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing over the P.A. system with the crowd standing up and booing. COACH We are about to be joined by The Corporate Champ! PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entrance stage, and strobe lights appear on the entrance set. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and out from the curtains and through the smoke come "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican AND his girlfriend, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. The crowds boos get louder. COLE PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are here? But for what? PRL doesn't have to wrestle again until OAOAST Syndicated! COACH Lindsay is here. Why are you still complaining? COLE Because it makes no sense. COACH Shut up and just oogle her. PRL is in his suit and tie, while Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez is wearing a gold necklace with her name on it, a red leather tanktop, black bracelets on both wrists, black tights, and black heel boots. PRL and Lindsay are holding hands, with PRL holding a microphone in his right hand. Both of them are smiling. P.R. brings the microphone to his lips. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Would you please cut the music? "Know Your Role '99" dies down. The crowd is still booing. PR and Lindsay look at the crowd and smile. COLE That was awfully polite of him. "ASSSSSSS-HOLE!" "ASSSSSSS-HOLE!" "ASSSSSSS-HOLE!" "ASSSSSSS-HOLE!" PRL ignores the chant, instead just continuing to smile. Lindsay looks at him with those lovey dovey eyes. COLE Why are they out here? COACH Would you please be quiet!? PRL Now, all you pieces of trailer park trash... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" PRL I, The Corporate Champion, have a special announcement to make. "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" PRL And if you would just SHUT UP I will tell you! The crowd boos again. PRL sneers at the crowd, but then quickly smiles again. PRL Now then, I have something special to announce. A BIG announcement. (PR looks at Lindsay) You see, a few minutes ago, in the back, I asked Lindsay to do something very...very...special for me. I asked her something and I hoped that she would say 'Yes' because it would mean the world to me. I got down on my knees and--well...let's just say it together. MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ Okay! PRL Okay. You ready? LINDSAY I'm ready. PRL You sure. LINDSAY I'm sure. PRL Ok. LINDSAY Okay. COLE Just get on with it! COACH Don't rush them! PRL Okay. On three, we'll say it. Okay? LINDSAY Okay. PRL Okay. On three. 1. 2. 3. PRL & LINDSAY WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!! The crowd BOOS! Puerto Rican and Lindsay hug each other and kiss on the lips. COACH They're getting married? How wonderful! This is so great! I love it! PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are going to become husband and wife! Isn't that romantic? COLE Not really. COACH Don't try to be a spoil sport! This is a great moment! Enjoy it, bitch! Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez takes the microphone. LINDSAY And you thought it wouldn't last! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! PRL kisses Lindsay. PRL We're getting married and THAT'S the truth, Ruth! Now, MAZEL TOV! "Hava Nagela" begins playing. The crowd still boos. Tha Puerto Rican and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez make out on the entrance stage. They then dance. COLE PRL and Lindsay Gonzalez are getting married apparently in a temple. COACH Yeah. You didn't know that? COLE I didn't even know he's Jewish! COACH Well he is! He's Puerto Rican, but he's a practicing Jew. COLE So, he should be called Tha Jewish Rican then, right? COACH Don't be a smartass, Cole. COLE What? COACH You heard me. COLE Ugh. Anyway, congradulations and Mazel Tov to Tha Puerto Rican and his fiancee, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. Lindsay shows off her engagement ring. It's pretty impressive. COACH Mazel Tov, PR! COLE Yeah. Anyway, folks, we'll be right back right after this. Jewish Rican Lightning? COACH No. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez dance on the entrance stage to "Hava Nagela". PRL shows off his engagement ring to the camera. PRL and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez laugh manically while the crowd boos. THA PUERTO RICAN Kiss the ring, BITCH~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! P.R. and Lindsay kiss. This is the last image we see as we go to a commercial break. [b]* COMMERCIAL BREAK *[/b]

-FINAL MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (with Stephen Joseph Popick and a special guest) vs. Dance Dance Dragon SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels -OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP Ashley Street (Champion) vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (Challenger with Princess Stacey) -3-ON-2 HANDICAP MATCH Caboose & Some Guy vs. Vitamin X, Mr. Boricua, & The Bone Thug (with Princess Stacey)

Tom Green was supposed to be revealed as the man behind GTV back in '99. Vince didn't know who Tom Green was, so GTV was dropped without explanation.

Count me in.

The next King Of The Ring has to be a face so Booker can fight him over the crown. You think Booker's just gonna quitely hand the crown over to the next King Of The Ring? He's a heel. He's gonna fight to keep it.

-FIRST ROUND MATCHES IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP James Riggs (with Staci) vs. Otaku II (with Ayane Mitsui and "The Sheriff" Tony Capella) Jamie O'Hara vs Reject

-QUARTERFINALS MATCH IN THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE VACANT OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (with Stephen Joseph Popick) vs. "The Ice Heart" Dan Black -#1 CONTENDERS MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Princess Stacey) vs. Confusia -PRL promo with a very special announcement -And I'll have something else important

It's up. It's posted. So, enjoy!

I'll have my match done by midnight.

I'm the exact opposite. I hated Too Much, but freaking loved Too Cool. I marked out everytime they danced. I was a hardcore WWF mark. Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake Tatanka Kona Crush Hulk Hogan The Bushwhackers Lex Luger And in WCW, I was a HUGE Wolfpac fan. I still got my red and black nWo T-shirt. They just looked like a cooler version of the nWo. I liked the theme song too. Luger, Sting, Nash, Konnan, Macho Man when he was there. I absolutely loved them. And I despised Chris Jericho too!

I would like it if this segment opened HeldDOWN~!. Put it before the opening credits, please. The camera cuts to an office where OAOAST President Bill Watts is sitting. BILL WATTS Good evening. As you know, last Sunday at Anglepalooza, there was some controversy in the X-Division Championship Match between Reject and "The Birmingham Bad Boy" Jamie O' Hara. Reject originally got the pinfall, however O' Hara's foot was on the bottom rope, which meant that the pinfall did not count. THEN, O' Hara got the pinfall, but Reject put *his* foot on the bottom rope. The referee did not notice this, and O' Hara became the OAOAST X-Division Champion that night at Anglepalooza. Now, OAOAST officials have reviewed the tape of this match, and it has been decided that since Reject had his foot on the bottom rope at the time of the pinfall...then the pinfall DOES NOT count, and therefore, Jamie O' Hara is NOT the OAOAST X-Division Champion! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" WATTS HOWEVER, Reject is ALSO not the X-Division Champion. Instead, the OAOAST Board Of Directors have decided to declare the title VACANT. And starting tonight right here on HeldDOWN~!, there is going to be...a 16-man tournament for the vacant One And Only AngleSault Thread X-Division Championship. The 16 men have already been chosen, and earlier today, the brackets were set up randomly. The tournament will take place over the next two months, with the finals to be held at AngleMania VI on April 1st. Good luck to all 16 men in the tournament, and may the best man win. The first First Round Match In The Tournament For The Vacant OAOAST X-Division Championship starts...now! ***PLACE HELDDOWN~! LOGO HERE***

I had some difficulty with some of the transitions. Like the OAOASTShop commercial before the Zack/Bruce match. That was a last minute thing. So was the pre-Lethal Rumble segments. The Venom returns segment taking place before the Rumble was one of the first things I thought of, as I thought that there needed to be a break between the Zack/Bruce match and the Lethal Rumble, as they were the two big marquee matches on the card.

Man, oh man. I loved, Loved, LOVED this show! Best Anglepalooza ever, no doubt about it! I read the entire thing, and I loved all of it. The matches. The segments. It was all marvelous! -"The Lone Wolf" James Wolfenstein vs. Gibraltar (with Saint Andrew): Good choice for the opening match. I liked how James came out to Ludacris' "Move Bitch". That one really surprised me. He comes out to Metallica all this time, and then BAM! He's out to a Ludacris song! This was a nice brawl, that was disappointly short. I want to see a longer brawl between these two men. Luckily, if Anglepalooza is any indication, then this feud isn't over yet, which is good to know! -Good segment between Reject and Alfdogg. I just really love those Rumble segments where the wrestlers pick their numbers. They're always fun. -Los Diablos de Fuego vs. The Beverly Hills Blonds: Heh, both Los Diablos are pink Power Rangers with somberos and horns on them. I did not know that. This was a good match. I liked how Mackie tried to seduce the Diablos, but they didn't fall for it. Because they're gay. And I like how they tag each other by kissing each other. That's certainly a unique way to make a tag. Everyone played their roles perfectly. That was cute, having the fans count in Spanish because Morocca couldn't understand them in English. I was legitamaley surprised that the Blonds won. I was sure that Los Diablos would get the win. The muscular black man came out of nowhere. I'm interested in finding out more about him. So I guess this means that the feud will continue? Okay then. Fine by me. -That Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly/C.O.D. segment was AWESOME. Even better than I expected. Patty, you did a tremendous job writing Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly. You're another person that's got Heat's character down pat. Whe Heat was going on about him and PRL being on a desserted island, I just about lost it. That was great! Alix was just hilarious, with her rhymes and then her saying she was representing for the Latino nation and Lesbianation. I think both teams have good chemistry with each other. I want to do another Heat/Alix segment someday. -Reject vs. Jamie O' Hara for the OAOAST X-Division Championship: I just like to say how much I LOVED Papacita having the people in the match-up graphics wearing or holding their title belts. That was so cool. I hope he keeps doing that from now on. As for the match, it was good, but it seemed short. I would have liked to see it go longer. There was some nice fast paced action here, though. I liked the ending, where it looked like Reject won it, but then the pinfall didn't count, so O' Hara ended up winning. That was cool. The title change actually surprised me. I didn't expect that to happen. Anyway, good to see J-OH finally get a singles title in the OAOAST. -Liked the Rumble segment between Vitamin X and "After Hours" Felix Strutter. Ooh, Strutter was talking about Princess Stacey wasn't he? VX didn't like that. X was annoying, as usual, but Felix wasn't gonna take his shit, and struck back, and it left VX hanging. I approve. -Nice surprise interview from Peter Knight. I wasn't expecting him to say that he didn't want Zack nor Bruce Blank to win. It shows how much he hates both guys. I don't want PK to retire though. I like PK. I want him to continue wrestling in the OAOAST. -Princess Stacey vs. Jade Rodez: This was all King Cucaracha, and I am so glad it was, because I know I couldn't have written a match as entertaining as this one. Props to KC for handling writing duties for this match. Sure, it wasn't a ***** classic or anything, but it showed PERFECTLY what would happen in a match between a non-wrestler and a green wrestler. I still liked it, even if neither of the girls did much actual wrestling. I wasn't too thrilled with Jade breaking the tiara at first, as I was hoping to hold off on that for a while, but reading Cole and Coach's lines afterwards made it worth it. Anyway, thanks KC for writing this match. I was really into it. Appreciate it. That's Stacey Farber from Degrassi: The Next Generation. That's where I got the name Stacey from. She was who I was thinking of while I creating the character. -Good segment with Faqu. Liked the tension between Faqu and James Blonde. I don't think their friendship is long for this world. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them turned heel on the other. It's been teased before, don'tcha know. -Chicks Over Dicks vs. The Sooner Bruisers for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championship: Krista's too sexy to hold her own Tag Team Title! The girl representing Alix is pretty hot too. Who is she? That's not Nelly Furtado, is it? And that Sooner Bruisers graphic is awesome. The match was spectacular! One of the best matches on the show. Krista and Alix surprisingly held their own against the big Bruisers. Both teams seemed to be on offense for equal amounts of time. C.O.D.'s move names still crack me up. Haha, you called Charles Robinson, C-Rob! Cold. AS ICE~! I wasn't sure who was gonna win. Both teams could have come away the winners. But Chicks Over Dicks proved to be the better team and defeated The Sooner Bruisers. What's next for C.O.D.? I can't wait to find out! -There's my AngleMania VI commercial, which can be used anytime you want for the next two months. -Props to KC for writing his portion of the Triple Threat Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship. Great job. -Uh-oh. Drek Stone is here. And he's taunting Zack just because he can. -Zack Malibu vs. Bruce Blank in a Survive Or Surrender Match: Career Vs. Career: Match of the night. This was everything I expected it to be. Brutal, intense, dramatic. Bruce beating on Nick Patrick was shocking. It showed what a bastard he was, as if he needed anymore help in that department. Bruce really was Zack's toughest opponent EVER. Bruce trying to suffocate Zack with the plastic bag was SICK, dude! Then he one ups himself by helping Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix hang Zack from the ceiling. Zack's old friends trying to come into the cage but being unable to was a nice touch. It was really dramatic and made it seem like all hope was lost. It was like a movie scene in a way. Caboose's return was a big "markout" moment. I missed that guy. Having AngleSault be the one that called for the bell was appropriate, seeing as how at one time Zack and AS were bitter enemies, but now they respect each other. The ending was played out perfectly! It's already a candiate for Feel Good Moment Of The Year for the 2007 Angle Awards. So long, Bruce Blank. It was nice knowing you! Hope you enjoy living in a trailer park reliving your past glory for the rest of your life! -I like dramatic returns, and Venom's was no exception. It's the good ol' fashioned "heel mocks the face, but the face returns and kicks his ass" trick. I knew it was coming, because this was a pay-per-view, but it was still pretty cool. AngleMania match between Venom and Ramone perhaps? -James Riggs is ready for the Rumble. And Staci is ready to celebrate. Good choice in choosing Lacey Chabert to represent Staci by the way, PK. -Whoa! Drek Stone attacked Jamie O' Hara! What for? Drek is such a dick. I had a feeling that J-OH wouldn't be competing in the Rumble after this, and I was right. -Lethal Rumble Match: The best Rumble we've ever done. Only the 2004 Rumble comes close. So much stuff going on, but all of it interesting. Nice to see Vitamin X get eliminated in 10 seconds like I hope he would. Also cool to see PRL and Cappa collide once again. Colombian Heat lasting as long as he did surprised me. And him getting eliminated by Zack Malibu ALSO surprised me. I was glad to see Spanish Fly last to the final 5, and be put over strong. The standing ovation afterwards was a nice touch. I would have liked to see Fly and Heat go at it much longer personally. Funniest moment of the match goes to MISTER WARRIOR showing up for no apparent reason and clotheslining everybody as "Black Sweat" played. That's just a funny mental image. PRL and Zack Malibu keep getting into it in the Rumble, but have yet to ever have a match against each other. We gotta do something about that! You know this is the second straight year where PRL got Superkicked out of the Lethal Rumble Match? Last year was Leon Rodez, and this year was Leon Rodez's regular tag team partner, Zack Malibu. Concidence? I couldn't think of a better final two then Zack and Landon, especially after what happened earlier in the night. I wasn't getting a Shawn Michaels circa '96 vibe, though. More of a Hulk Hogan circa '91 vibe. The perfect ending to the show. Zack winning in his hometown and celebrating with his family, friends, and Candie. Couldn't ask for anything more. The Bottom Line: Best Anglepalooza ever, and quite possibly the best OAOAST pay-per-view EVER! I loved every single thing about this show. All the matches were quality, and all the segments were entertaining. Everybody was ON. This was the first pay-per-view I posted, and I hope I get to post many more. Thanks for that, guys! The Road To AngleMania VI is shaping up to be pretty sweet! Thumbs up for OAOAST Anglepalooza 2007. Fantastic job, everybody!

I'll have a match. With PRL.

The credits roll over screencaps of tonight's action. The classic WWF Royal Rumble theme song plays again. PRODUCED BY OAOAST Entertainment EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Zack Malibu DIRECTED BY Ed Wood Caulfield & Patty O' Green OAOAST CREATED BY Cobainwasmurdered Tony149 Anglesault WRITTEN BY Bruce Blank Ed Wood Caulfield Alfdogg Tony149 KingPK King Cucaracha Patty O' Green Zack Malibu © 2007 OAOAST Entertainment All Rights Reserved The last shot is of Zack Malibu celebrating with Candie in the ring. We fade out on this shot as the classic WWF Royal Rumble theme song dies down.

(Cut back to Sofa Central with Double C~!) COLE Man, oh man, what a match we have just witnessed! Zack Malibu has finally, FINALLY vanquished the OAOAST of Bruce Blank! The "Redneck Superman" is GONE from the One And Only AngleSault Thread, never to return! COACH Oh yeah, Mikey! Bruce Blank will never again harm another OAOAST superstar! The man will NEVER set foot in an OAOAST ring for as long as he lives! It's celebration time, bitches! COLE We've still got Zack Malibu in the OAOAST, and thank GOD for that! It's been quite a night already Coach, I mean that last match was--- COACH If you say “Off the hook” I'm going to slap you. MICHAEL COLE ...I wouldn't Cole is cut short when “Smooth Criminal” begins to play. MICHAEL COLE What the? COACH Isn't it obvious? Los Vatos Locos are on their way. The entrance doors slide open, and El Esperito comes running out from the back, sliding the last 3 feet or so as he points towards the entrance. Flanked by “Big” Dave the ominous figure of...Venom appears?? MICHAEL COLE What the part 2? COACH What? It's Venom and Los Vatos, he's seen the light and joined them. MICHAEL COLE OOOOOOR... that's Ramone Gutierrez under the Venom mask. COACH What the hell gave you THAT idea? MICHAEL COLE Well he wore it during the New Year's Knock Out you know. COACH He did *NOT* that's a scurrilous lie! “Big” Dave steps up on the apron and then turns to look at the crowd while Esperito and “Venom” leap over the ropes, step up on the middle rope and then strike a pose on either side of the big man. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! EL ESPERITO HOLA PROVIDENCE!! *Crickets Chirp* EL ESPERITO 'Scuse me Gringos I know chu want to get back to stuffing your face with El Popcorn and carbonated beverages but an in-hustice has been committed! MICHAEL COLE Hustice? COACH Justice, come on now speak the lingo! “VENOM” ORALEEEEEEE!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! “VENOM” Oh chu turn your back on me after I heroically and miraculously recover from an otherwise career ending injury?? MICHAEL COLE Why does he bother with this charade? COACH What charade? The man is my choice of inspirational wrestler of the year, look at what he's overcome, injuries and he won the New Year's Knock Out. “VENOM” I know everyone was happy to see me in the New Year's Knock Out Holmes! And yes it's GOOD TO BE BACK!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! “VENOM” But chu see after I won that match something happened, an injustice, a crime, I am a victim of AngleSault and a cowardly X-Division Champion!! I won that match, I beat 19 other X-Division wrestlers, so where is my damn title shot? MICHAEL COLE It wasn't exactly the cleanest of victories. COACH What are you talking about? MICHAEL COLE Well he was eliminated earlier in the match Coach, we all saw that. “VENOM” I wait and I wait, No contract for an X-Division Title match. I wait and wait...No Reject, no nothing! EL ESPERITO It's because you're Cub--Japanese isn't it?? “VENOM” Hai! Or maybe Reject is scared of me... I can see that. I mean world class skills AND I'm a part of Los Vatos Locos, frankly if I wasn't me, I'd be scared of me too. I-MI-GRATION!! *Clap*Clap*ClapClapClap* I-MI-GRATION!! *Clap*Clap*ClapClapClap* I-MI-GRATION!! *Clap*Clap*ClapClapClap* “VENOM” The sad fact is: the OAOAST fears me, they don't want anything to do with me. Well that that's going to cha-- *BOOM!!* The “Imperial March” theme kicks in as all eyes turn towards the entrance. It's... It's... IT'S THE REAL VENOM!! MICHAEL COLE It's him, live and in bright green and black!! Los Vatos looks stunned as Venom is flanked by the other Space Cadets before the four men run to the ring, slide under the bottom rope and then without hesitation rush Ramone, Esperito and “Big” Dave! MICHAEL COLE It *IS* Venom! He's back!! The ring quickly turns into an out of control brawl that quickly pulls in every official, road agent and OAOAST crew in the arena to pull the two warring factions apart. Venom grabs the fake Venom mask and tears it off Ramone, an action that momentarily exposes Ramone's unmasked face before “Big” Dave rushes over to help Ramone cover up his face. COACH That's like the ultimate sin to a Luchador!! MICHAEL COLE Oh cry me a river, almost ending a man's career ranks slightly higher than revealing someone's hoax! With some effort and a lot of manpower the officials finally manage to separate the two factions with Los Vatos being forced back to the locker rooms. Venom, Discovery, Space Phaero and Supernova each climb up on a turnbuckle and strikes their pose as the crowd cheers for the returning Venom. MICHAEL COLE Venom is back baby!! And Ramone is in trouble! We cut to the back as James Riggs sits on a bench in his locker room adjusting his elbowpads as Staci stands over him. A determined look is on James' face. STACI This is it baby, the Lethal Rumble Match. Twenty-nine other guys and you're their biggest threat. Take care of buisness and we're going to Toronto. RIGGS (lacing his boots) This crowd is about to see what a real Rumble performance is all about. You got everything for the victory celebration later? STACI Champagne, strawberries, everything's set. I even got a special little surprise for you. RIGGS Oh yeah? Staci holds up a Fredericks of Hollywood catalogue. STACI Remember the outfit on page 45? A smile crosses Riggs' face as he slowly looks over to his wife as she gives him a wicked smile in return. Riggs chuckles. RIGGS As if I needed more motivation. (He stands) It's time. STACI Get it done. The couple shares a quick kiss and Riggs exits. The camera cuts to the backstage area. Vitamin X and Cuban Wall are standing by a door marked THE LIGHTNING CREW on it. The crowd boos. VX is wearing a white Lightning Crew T-shirt, and over it is a white baseball jersey that has VITAMIN X written on the front in a black cursive font, and on the back has THE X-MAN written on the top in big black blocky letters, with the OAOAST Anglepalooza 2007 logo in the center, and FUTURE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION written underneath it in big black blocky letters. JANUARY 28, 2007 is written underneath that in black. VX is written on the left jersey sleeve in black blocky letters. X is also wearing a gold chain around his neck, black elbow pads, black sweatpants with a small OAOAST logo on the right pant leg, and black Adidas sneakers. VX is doing the Shane-O-Mac Shuffle while Cuban Wall is cracking his knuckles. VITAMIN X BOO-YAH~! BOO-YAH~! BOO-YAH~! The door opens, and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican comes out. The crowd boos some more. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Let's go. PRL cranks his neck, and the three Lightning Crew members begin walking. Ominous music plays. All three LC members have cocky smirks on their faces. COLE And here comes three members of The Lightning Crew, all of which will be in the Lethal Rumble Match! The camera cuts to Thunderkid walking backstage. He has the OAOAST Heartland Championship belt wrapped around his waist, which he touches as he walks. TK has a smile on his face. The crowd cheers. COLE And here's Thunderkid, who is looking to move on to the next level by winning the Lethal Rumble Match and go on to AngleMania VI! COACH It's possible he might win it all this year! Cut to Alfdogg high fiving "After Hours" Felix Strutter and "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black. The crowd boos. Black yells. The three men walk backstage, ready to go. Ominous music continues playing. COLE Alfdogg is looking to become a back-to-back Lethal Rumble winner, while Felix Strutter is hoping to strike gold in his first ever Lethal Rumble Match. And who can possibly eliminate "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black? COACH Not many people, that's for damn sure! Cut to a split-screen of "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin AND Bohemoth walking backstage. The crowd cheers! COLE Oh boy! Two of the big men entered into the Lethal Rumble, and two of the fan favourites! COACH Imagine what would happen if they were to meet in the Lethal Rumble Match? COLE Oh man, I think the ring would explode because of their combined HOSS-ness~! The ring wouldn't be able to contain them! Cut to Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix jogging backstage. The crowd BOOS~! And I mean, REALLY boos, after the stunt Landon pulled earlier tonight. Maddix is doing some last minute jogging while listening to his iPod. COLE Ugh. And here's Landon Maddix. He's looking to win it all and become the first man to ever win both the OAOAST Lethal Rumble Match and the SWF Clusterfuck Match. COACH You have to wonder how what Caboose did to him earlier will affect him in the Rumble. COLE After what he tried to do to Zack Malibu earlier, I'll have no sympathy for him if he gets eliminated early. COACH Me either. Cut to Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly walking backstage. The crowd cheers! Despite losing the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles earlier in the night, they both seem to be in a jovial mood, psyched to be in the Lethal Rumble. COLE And there's Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly! They lost the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship to D*LUX earlier tonight, but they can still come out of Anglepalooza as winners if one of them wins the Lethal Rumble Match! COACH The keyword is ONE of them, Cole. They can't share the prize. Only one of them can get the AngleMania VI title shot! COLE That's a good point, Coach! What would happen if it came down to Heat and Fly? COACH Then, the fists will fly! There are no friends in the Lethal Rumble! COLE You're right about that. Every man for himself. We've got several tag teams participating in this year's Rumble, but you can bet that they will put their teams aside to win and go to AngleMania. It is the most unpredictable match in the OAOAST! 30 men! 1 ring! A shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship at AngleMania is on the line! Which one of these 30 men will challenge for the Title on April 1st? We are about to find out in just a few moments! The ominous music ends. We cut backstage to the drawing room, as Jamie O'Hara exits, and cracks open the number he pulled from the tumbler. The new X-Divison Champion's eyes widen, as he pulls up his trademark forty ounce... "I'll drink to that!" O'Hara starts chugging, but then opens his eyes, realizing he's not alone. He peers over, and the camera pans over to see the OAOAST World Heavyweight Chamnpion, Drek Stone, standing there with the belt slung over his shoulder. "Got a good number, huh?" asks Drek of his one-time friend. "I ain't complainin' about it, if that's what you're askin'." mouths back O'Hara. "Mind if I see it?" "Psssssh, what you so curious for, huh? A little worried, Drek?" "WORRIED? About you? Please. You're lucky that you're wearing the belt you've got. I'm not worried about you trying to go 2 for 2." "Oh yeah, well we'll see about that after I win tonight, and then it's YOUR ASS that I'll be kickin' at Anglemania!" "Is that so." "That's word, playa." Drek snickers, and turns away...and then BLASTS Jamie O'Hara with a beltshot! The World Champion stands over the X Division Champion and puts the boots to him, then picks up the forty ounce bottle that he had...AND SMASHES IT OVER JAMIE'S HEAD! Jamie goes down, and quickly staff flock to the scene of the crime, pushing Drek away. Drek tells them to get off of him, and he backs away smiling, as the cameras close in on O'Hara, who is busted wide open after having that bottle shattered over his head. COLE I--I--I don't believe it! What did Drek Stone just do!? COACH He's the World Champion, he can do whatever he wants! COLE How dare he! Jamie O' Hara is busted open, and now, he may not even compete in the Lethal Rumble! COACH Hey, it doesn't bother me. Doesn't bother the Champ either. One less person to worry about. COLE Coach...Drek Stone may have just cost J-OH a shot at the World Title! COACH Again. Doesn't bother me! Let the Champ do what he wants! COLE I--I--I just don't know. Well, we have to move on because it's main event time! It is time for the Lethal Rumble Match! It is the most exciting hour on television! At the end of the night, only one man will be left standing and will go on to AngleMania VI on April 1st to take on the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! This is the match we've all been waiting for! Well, the wait is over! The time is now! 30 men will compete for the ultimate prize, a shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship at the biggest event in the business, AngleMania VI! We will find out one-half of the AngleMania VI main event after this match is finished! Let's now go to the ring where Michael Buffer is standing by.

Just to let you guys know, I've just about ready to post the Lethal Rumble Match, and after that, the show is done and ready to be posted.

Go to OAOASTShop.com to buy the latest in OAOAST merchandise! Toys! Belts! T-shirts! Foam hands! Bandanas! Chains! Wrist bands! And anything else your heart desires! You can find what the OAOAST superstars wear at only one place, OAOASTShop.com! AOL keyword: OAOASTShop! In the arena, we hear the crowd POP~!, because what they're seeing on the AngleTron is what's going on backstage...namely ZACK MALIBU and CANDIE walking into the arena. Zack is uncharacteristically quiet, while Candie is a bit somber, not looking forward to what her boyfriend has in store for him tonight. After exchanging pleasantries with several people, they round the corner...and Malibu comes face to face with a man that he hates just as much as Bruce Blank. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, Drek Stone! It's an uncomfortable moment, as Zack waits for Drek to say something, but Drek just smirks at him and Candie. After a moment of akward silence, Drek places a hand on Zack's shoulder, and in a mocking tone, offers two words of encouragement... "Good luck." To Drek, that's the funniest thing in the world, as he chuckles and walks away, leaving Zack and Candie to glare at him as he disappears. (Cut to Double C.) COLE Well, it looks like the OAOAST Champion IS in the building tonight! COACH Mmm-hmmm. But I think he's here for only one reason, and one reason only: to witness the end of Zack Malibu's career! COLE I sure hope Drek isn't siding with Bruce Blank tonight! COACH Who knows, Cole? His hatred for Zack Malibu may just force him to root for Bruce. COLE At any rate, Drek Stone is here, and so is Zack, and in just a few moments, Zack Malibu will step into the ring for quite possibly the very last time as he takes on Bruce Blank in a Survive Or Surrender Match! The OAOAST Anglepalooza 2007 logo flashes across the screen. The match-up graphic for the Zack Malibu/Bruce Blank Survive Or Surrender Match appears on screen. The crowd EXPLODES~! They're the loudest they've been all night, and it shows just what match the fans are looking forward to the most at Anglepalooza 2007. COLE A bitter, personal rivalry will come to an end. Since May of 2006, Bruce Blank and the other Wildcards have wreaked havoc on the One And Only AngleSault Thread. They, HE, has laid out opponent after opponent, INCLUDING Zack! Zack has never beaten Bruce in a one-on-one match. Can that all change tonight in a match that BOTH men must win if they want to wrestle another day? COACH I'm getting goosebumps right now, Michael. This is the big one! This is the moment we've all been waiting for! It's gonna happen! Either Zack leaves, or Bruce leaves! Either way, this is going to be a bloody, brutal battle and I can't wait! Get him for me, Zack! COLE The most anticipated match in Anglepalooza history is about to begin. Zack has yet to defeat his fiercest rival, will he finally be able to get the "W" tonight when he needs it the most? The whole world is watching this historic match. The time has come. The demeanor of the crowd is mixed as the lights dim, and the specially made steel cage for the Survive or Surrender match is lowered over the ring. Will the hometown hero gain his ultimate retribution against his most hated rival, or will the most reviled man in wrestling score the greatest win of his career, and send the OAOAST's favorite son into a forced retirement from the business he loves? Tonight, one man will survive, and one will surrender...and whoever surrenders will be surrendering not just a victory, but their career, and their lifeblood, to their foe. COLE It's the calm before the storm here right now fans, as everyone in the arena, and by that I mean the people in the stands, in the locker room, and here at ringside await the closing chapter of the most brutal feud in OAOAST history. COACH Ain't no comin' back for this one, Mikey Cole. We in Zack's house, his hometown, and tonight, he's puttin' it all on the line in front of his friends and family for one simple reason: REVENGE. COLE Tonight, one man's career will end inside the four walls of the cage you see being placed around the ring. Notice that the cage is specially made to attatch to the ring apron instead of the normal encasing of the entire ring, in order to prevent any possible interference from people hiding out under the ring. Keep in mind that there is no door on any of the four walls, and the roof is fully intact. Once the combatants are inside the cage, it will be fully lowered over them, and will not rise until one man has been deemed victorious. The cameras scan the crowd as the paying customers flock back to their seats, not one of them wanting to miss a minute of the action. COACH We got a lot of people here in attendance tonight too, Cole. A lot of friends and enemies of Zack Malibu can't believe he's going through with this. COLE Personally Coach, I still can't believe he's going through with this. I've known Zack Malibu since the moment he set foot in the OAOAST. At one point, you could have considered me a sidekick to The In Crowd. Tonight we see people like Sly Sommers, who has made his intentions clear as to why he's looking forward to this match. Calvin Szechstein, currently on Zack's good side despite their past dealings. Peter Knight, a man who just last year cost Zack Malibu the Lethal Rumble at this very event, and even the original In Crowd members EvenflowDDT and The Superstar sitting, watching, and waiting. We have Zack's personal friends, his family, all in attendance. Friend or foe, you have to respect what Zack Malibu's done for this company, and no one wants it to end. He's going up against a man he's never beaten, a man who will show no mercy or remorse, and is going to treat this match as his bloody playground. Zack Malibu, for all he's accomplished, may have bitten off more than he can chew. With those cryptic words uttered, the camera closes in on ring announcer Michael Buffer walking up the ring steps, and the crowd starts to buzz, as they know the match is mere moments away. MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, ARE YOU READY!? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! MICHAEL BUFFER Providence, Rhode Island ARE...YOU...READY?? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! MICHAEL BUFFER Then for the thousands in this arena and the millions watching across the globe, LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! OAO-AST!! OAO-AST!! OAO-AST!! OAO-AST!! OAO-AST!! MICHAEL COLE They are fired up, Coach! It seems like Providence is going into this with a positive attitude! COACH No doubt, because this may be the last time we have to tolerate Bruce Blank in an OAOAST ring! MICHAEL COLE Please dear God let it be so! MICHAEL BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, and the viewing public watching live on pay-per-view, THIS is the SURVIVE OR SURRENDER MATCH! Notice that the cage above the ring has been constructed with four solid walls of steel mesh, and a roof over it. There is no door, and thus, no entry. Once both participants have entered the ring, the cage will be lowered over the ring, and attatched to the ring apron. The only way to win is for one man to quit...submit...SURRENDER. Tonight, their are no titles at stake in this contest, but the careers of Zack Malibu and Bruce Blank lay in each other's hands. One man will emerge victorious, and seal the fate of his eternal foe. The loser, however, will be served his walking papers, and have his career ended! It is a battle of pride, and of redemption, and now...the participants. MICHAEL COLE I'm torn Coach, I mean I want Zack to win and get rid of Bruce, but he's making the gamble of his life here, he could lose everything he holds near and dear to him. COACH I admire Malibu's gut but you've got to remember that Blank has really done a number on Zack more or less every time they've met, he really has gotten Zack rattled. We could be saying good bye to Zack tonight. MICHAEL BUFFER Introducing first... ZACK!! ZACK!! ZACK!! ZACK!! ZACK!! ZACK!! ZACK!! The chants are heavy and strong, as the crowd waits for the hometown hero to appear. The lights drop, and the chant turns to a roar, as... "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG" The ringing into to the "Saved By The Bell" theme song booms through the arena, and cuts quickly to the chorus of Eminem's "Til' I Collapse"... "Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth. Till the smoke clears out and my high wear out I'ma rip this shit till my bone collapse." Which then cuts to... "(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) call my name and save me from the dark..." After that, both the music and the lights totally shut down, leaving the arena cloaked in darkness. Some people use their cellphones or lighters for visual aid, but within seconds they're not needed, as the AngleTron shines bright once again, and the bass line for "Getting Away With Murder" kicks in. *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!* *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!* *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!* The distant shot that captures the cage slowly lowering as Zack Malibu steps into the arena serves as a poignant reminder of the hell that awaits Zack Malibu. ”Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate what creates my own madness And I'm addicted to your punishment And you're the master, and I am waiting for disaster” BUFFER From PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND, he weighs in tonight at two hundred and five pounds...he is ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! The look on Zack's face is equal parts anger and frustration and anticipation as he pauses on the top of the ramp for a second to soak up the absolutely atomic crowd reaction. In what is a departure from Malibu's normal attire Mr. OAOAST has both his hands heavily taped up all the way to his elbow pads, probably both for protection against the cage but also for added impact against Bruce. Gone are the standard wrestling tights as attire, as tonight, Malibu comes out clad in blue jeans and an OAOAST logo T-shirt, proudly wearing the name of the company he loves across his chest. MICHAEL COLE This man has been through the wars for the last three quarters of a year, he's been to hell and back fighting with the Wildcards and tonight it all comes to an end, one way or the other. COACH You know at first I really though he had it coming, after all *HE* brought the Wildcards into the OAOAST, but those sick bastards crossed the line when they entered the Malibu home and intimidated his girlfriend and their newborn daughter. MICHAEL COLE And when the Coach thinks you've gone to far then you must be really depraved. ”I feel irrational, so confrontational To tell the truth I am getting away with murder It is impossible to never tell the truth But the reality is I'm getting away with murder” Instead of sliding through the 2 foot gap between the ring apron and the dangling cage Zack circles the ring as he almost shakes with anticipation and anger. While several fans reach out and pad him on the shoulders or shout words of encouragement the usually fan friendly Zack Malibu doesn't respond, no high fives, no gestures, he's in a world of his own with only one goal. ”Getting away, getting away, getting away” MICHAEL BUFFER And his opponent... BLANK SUCKS!! BLANK SUCKS!! BLANK SUCKS!! BLANK SUCKS!! The chants drown out Michael Buffer for a moment, while Zack paces back and forth on the far side of the ring. Zack waits impatiently like a caged tiger, even though he's technically not caged yet. MICHAEL BUFFER Approaching the ring at this time, he is the leader of the group known as The Wildcards. Weighing in tonight at an even three hundred pounds, he is BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!” The opening guitar warble alerts everyone that Bruce Blank is about to enter the arena, and the expected reaction ensues, as Blank walking into Providence is like a KKK member walking the streets of Harlem. "I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone“ WHIIIIIIIIIIIITE TRASH!! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE TRASH!! After a moment or two of Green Day playing the crowds attention is drawn to the side of the entrance set up as they hear a loud truck horn play “I wish I was in Dixie” as an engine revs up. "I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone" Instead of walking down the entrance Bruce appears on the back of a huge Ford F350 Pick-Up truck with one hand on the roll bar and another holding a beer up high in the air as he grins in anticipation, this is his night it would seem. His newly acquired ride complete with sparking chrome, a crisp black paint job that's accentuated by airbrushed blue flames licking down each side of the trunk and “King of Pain” written across the hood really screams of how confident Bruce Blank is tonight. MICHAEL COLE Trust him to make a big pompous entrance, even in Zack Malibu's own hometown! COACH Well now they have something to drive him away in after the match is over, Cole. "I walk alone I walk alone" WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE TRASH!! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIITE TRASH!! Bruce doesn't seem to even hear the chants from the crowd, and as the pick up truck brings him to the ring in style, he's busy drinking a beer and holding on to the moving truck. Once the truck stops Bruce turns to the fans and raises both arms in the air, taking an early crack at celebrating the victory he's been predicting all along. COACH Bruce seems awfully confident here, yeah he's got a new car and yes he's the self proclaimed “King of Pain” but it'll take more than that to win this match. MICHAEL COLE Well he may have proclaimed himself the King of Pain but tonight he either earns the name or leaves the federation. "I walk alone I walk a... " As Blank poses on the roof of the truck, basking in the hatred of the Rhode Island crowd, Malibu's patience wears thin. The Preppy One races across the ring and makes a clean leap onto the top rope, and springboards off with a dive that knocks Bruce off the roof of the truck and down into the bed, along with Malibu as well! MICHAEL COLE HE CAN'T WAIT!! "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone" The music quickly cuts out, as Malibu stands up and takes Bruce Blank by the head, ramming it into the roof of his new ride! Malibu then spins Blank around and pins him against the back window of the truck, hammering away with those taped fists of his as the crowd hits a complete uproar! MICHAEL COLE Malibu is going completely kamikaze on Bruce Blank!! COACH Get that sucka, Zack! Malibu pounds on the redneck, much to the crowd's delight...but when he pulls him up Blank charges forward, wrapping his thick arms around Zack's waist in the process! He pushes forward, and together Zack and Bruce spill out of the bed of the truck and into the aisleway! Once they hit the floor they seperate, and take a moment to regain their composure. They both rise to their feet, and Zack fires off those patented right hands, staggering the big man...until a knee to the stomach doubles him over! Bruce then pounds on Zack with forearm shots across the back, and takes him by the head, swinging him around and sending him into the guardrail! The small of Zack's back crashes against the metallic barrier, and Blank takes advantage of his stunned state of mind when he rushes forward and blasts Zack with a hard lariat that topples him over the guardrail, into the sea of fans! COLE Zack just got dumped into the crowd, and Blank is following suit! COACH That man don't wanna be in THIS crowd...he's on Zack's turf tonight! Bruce steps over the railing, and immediately he's crowded by the fans...and he starts shoving ticket buyers left and right, paving a way towards Zack Malibu! Frightened and intimidated, the rest of the crowd backs off as Blank comes at Zack, who has his back turned...and blasts him with a shot between the shoulder blades knocking him down again! Blank snickers as he pulls Zack right back up, and he turns Zack around and walks him towards the guardrail...then lifts him up and drops him across it, crotching him on the unforgiving steel! COLE This match is not even underway yet, and Zack Malibu is already being forced to suffer by that madman! COACH They gotta get in the cage! COLE Are YOU going to tell them that? COACH Me? No...I mean, I was just sayin'. Blank shoves Zack off the guardrail and back into the aisleway, brushing off the fans who still dare to come near him. Blank follows Zack over, and again picks Malibu up before he's fully recovered, this time taking him by the back of his neck and running him forward, face first into the back of his pickup truck! COLE Blank is doing a number on Malibu here, he's softening him up! He doesn't want to be inside that cage, because there'll be nowhere for him to run! He thinks that by doing this, he'll have it easy! COACH Easy? Playa's playin' himself if he thinks that after what he's done, that this is gonna be easy! The crowd is still electric, booing even the slightest motions made by the Southern sadist. Yet again, Blank pulls Zack up, treating him like a playtoy...and he drives that point home even further by lifting Zack up over his head in a military press...and then showing off his strength by doing reps with the smaller Malibu in his grasp! COLE Look at him, rubbing it in everyone's face! Blank laughs as he shows off his power, but then winces in pain as Malibu digs his fingernails into his eyes and rakes them, causing Blank to drop him from the press! Zack lands behind Bruce, and powers up to his feet, coming back with a running kick that strikes Blank between the legs and doubles him over! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" COACH I hope he don't plan on rubbing THAT in anyone's face anytime soon! Bruce is stunned, and Malibu quickly calls to the fans, HIS fans, for a chair. One in particular hands one to Zack, and he takes it as quickly as he asked for it, using it to hit a hard shot across the shoulder blades of Bruce Blank! The big man drops, but grabs onto the back of his truck and pulls himself up, his eyes burning with anger as he turns around...and gets BLASTED with a hard shot across the head that knocks him against his truck! Blank slouches down into a seated position, but Malibu doesn't let up, as he goes over to Blank with the chair held vertically, and drives the edge of it into his throat, trying to drive the life out of his hated rival as he lay bleeding in the aisleway! COLE Zack's drawn first blood, because Bruce is busted open...and they're STILL not inside the cage yet! Referee Nick Patrick, and a slew of OAOAST road agents and staff flock to the aisleway, trying to seperate Zack and Bruce and get them into the ring. Zack pulls back and clutches the chair menacingly, looking ready to hit anyone within reaching distance. The agents and Patrick scatter, trying to plead with Zack, and several of them form a wall, blocking Zack from getting to Bruce once again, which doesn't get a positive reaction from the fans. COLE The fans came to see Survive Or Surrender, but they don't want this brawl to end! Malibu is pushed towards the ring by Patrick and several others, and reluctantly abides. He slides the chair in under the bottom rope and then hops up on the apron, waiting on Blank. He looks like he's ready to dive onto EVERYONE, but thinks better of the move and backs off, entering the ring and circling it, taking a moment to soak in the adulation of his applauding fanbase. Meanwhile, Blank is getting up, and when he does he's FURIOUS, and he starts cleaning house on the staff! Clobbering rights and lefts, the ruthless redneck is crazed in his efforts, as the blood flow has drawn out a bit of rage. He wipes his forehead and looks into the ring, disgusted, at Zack, and he charges the ring, sliding into it and FINALLY causing the bell to ring! DING! DING! DING! COACH FINALLY! COLE HERE WE GO, COACH! As soon as Bruce slides into the ring, the cage begins to lower around he and Zack, and Nick Patrick quickly rolls into the ring, weilding the microphone that will broadcast the surrender of one of these men. Zack works over Blank as he slides in, kicking him in the back of the head repeatedly before picking him up and shoving him into the ropes. Bruce bounces forward after hitting the ropes, and Malibu hits an inverted atomic drop, once again staggering Bruce due to its effect on his manhood...and then Zack starts biting him over the eye, digging his teeth into the flesh of his rival! COACH He's gone cannibal, Cole! Bruce shouts out in agony, and uses his power advantage to shove Zack to the mat, saving himself from any more pain. Zack rolls through and pops right back up to his feet though, and comes at him and starts biting AGAIN, causing Blank to scream once again! COACH He's hurting, Cole! You think he's ready to surrender? COLE I think we've got a ways to go, Coach. Blank uses his leverage advantage, and manages to push Zack into a corner even while he's being bitten by the hometown hero. Blank manages to pull away, then rams his knee into Zack's ribcage, then drops low and drives his shoulders into his ribcage once, twice, three, four, FIVE times, driving all of the air out of Zack's lungs! Malibu gasps for air, and is stuck in the corner as Blank pulls himself up...and now HE starts biting ZACK! COLE Ugh, no! Blank chews on the skin over Zack's eye, and it doesn't take much time for that tactic to draw blood. Zack looks like he's crying crimson tears as the blood drops off his face and stains the canvas, and Blank leads him out of the corner and sends him into the ropes, nailing him with a big boot on the rebound! Zack goes down, and now Bruce eyes the steel chair that Zack slid into the ring when he entered, and it's now in the hands of the Redneck Superman, who picks it up and drives the edge of it into Zack's throat, trying to choke Zack just as Zack did to him earlier in the aisleway! "C'mon boy, surrender! Make it easy on yourself!" Blank stands over Zack, choking the life out of him, and ordering him to give up. Zack moans and groans, but never do any words form, and certainly not any that would cause him to lose this contest, and his career in the OAOAST. Blank pulls the chair off his throat, but with it still held vertically, drives the edge of it into Zack's ribcage repeatedly, causing Malibu to curl up into the fetal position and cough up a lung! COLE The use of that chair is perfectly legal. The biting, the eye gouging, the low blows...whatever these two men need to do in order to make the other give up, they CAN do. Nick Patrick's not going to stop them, and the cage is there so that no one else attempts to stop them. Given what we've seen in the past from these two men, and even with what we've seen in the past ten or so minutes, we know what they're capable of, but the question remains...what will it take to get one of these men to surrender his life in wrestling, and swallow the bitter pill of losing professional wrestling's most brutal feud? Blank throws the chair aside, stalking Malibu as the prep lay on the mat, coughing. Blank reaches down and pulls Zack up, and once he's on his feet Bruce runs him forward a few steps, then biels him into the wall of the cage, backing off as Malibu collides face first with the mesh! Zack bounces back and lands on all fours, and Bruce steps over him, then reaches under his chin and yanks back on his head, then with his free arm blasts him with a hard crossface shot! Blank switches hands, and then utilizes the same tactic, blasting Zack across the side of his face with another hard crossface shot. Blank then yanks back on Zack's head again with a rear chinlock, and then moves his fingers into Zack's open mouth, stretching his cheeks out as if he were trying to peel the skin off of Zack's face! COACH He's sick, Cole, sick! Zack is in pain, and Patrick remains close, in case the former OAOAST World Champion can't take it anymore and decides to submit. Blank looks down at Zack, tearing at his face, and moving off of his back. He pulls Zack up, still with his fingers jammed into his mouth, and as Zack forces himself to stand up, Blank violently pulls back, snapping Zack to the canvas! The back of Malibu's head bounces off of the ringmat, and Bruce runs the ropes, delivering a huge legdrop to Malibu! COLE Bruce just dropped that tree trunk across Zack's throat, and...now look at this! After hitting the legdrop, Bruce kneels over Zack, taking him by the head and viciously rams it repeatedly into the canvas. Bruce sneers as he stares at Zack, telling him "I'm gonna make you quit, you son of a bitch!" before he brings him up and whips him into the corner. Bruce charges in, and he connects with a hard running lariat that smashes Zack against the turnbuckles! Zack flops forward after contact, but Bruce takes him by the head and runs him across the ring, sending him face first into the top turnbuckle! Malibu is stuck in a fog, unable to clear the cobwebs, as Blank spins him around and pins him in the corner, then takes his boot and jams it into Zack's throat, AGAIN going back to a choking tactic to try and wear Malibu out! COLE If he can't get air, he can't get energized! Bruce Blank knows he cannot afford to let Zack get any momentum, because if Zack manages to get on a roll, that rage that's been burning inside him for nearly a year is going to come out, and I don't know if even Bruce Blank could withstand what Zack Malibu would like to do to him! Bruce releases, and backs away, leaving Malibu to his own devices, aching in the corner. Blank circles the ring, his evil eyes visible under the crimson mask as he stares at Malibu, and then reaches into his boot. COACH What's he doin'...he ain't strapped is he!? COLE For the love of God, Coach...I hope not. After a moment or two of digging, Bruce comes up not with a firearm, but with a spike! The crowd gasps in horror as he approaches Malibu, ready to strike with the spike... ...but before it can come down and stab him, Malibu grabs the wrist of his rival, trying desperately to keep him at bay! COLE He just tried to implant that spike into his head, and thank God Malibu saw it coming! Zack grabs Bruce's wrist with both of his hands, trying to force the spike back, as it looms dangerously close to his eye. Malibu climbs up onto the turnbuckles, sitting on the top rope in order to gain leverage against his larger foe, and manages to nail Blank in the side of the head with an elbow! And another one! And a third! Bruce staggers, but he still tries forcing the spike into Malibu's face, although another elbow shot dazes him long enough for Malibu to kick off of the turnbuckles, and bring him down with a tornado single arm DDT! COLE He brought him down! Blank is stunned, and crawls on all fours, searching for the spike that he dropped...but as he crawls to the feet of Zack Malibu, he sees that the spike is in the hands of the man who wishes him dead! COACH Aw snap, he's in for it now. Blank comes up on his knees, and puts his hands up, pleading with Zack not to do it...but mercy is not in Malibu's vocabulary as he takes Blank by the head and digs the sharp end of the spike into his forehead, slicing him open! COLE Never in my life have I felt an individual deserved to be victimized like this, but you've had it coming, Bruce Blank! F*CK HIM UP ZACK F*CK HIM UP!! *Clap!Clap!-Clap!* F*CK HIM UP ZACK F*CK HIM UP!! *Clap!Clap!-Clap!* F*CK HIM UP ZACK F*CK HIM UP!! *Clap!Clap!-Clap!* F*CK HIM UP ZACK F*CK HIM UP!! *Clap!Clap!-Clap!* While people like Sly Sommers and Peter Knight are probably rolling their eyes as they watch on, the vast majority of the crowd inside the Dunkin' Donuts Center is egging Malibu on, motivating him to destroy the career of the man who has tried to destroy his life. After having his forehead carved like a Thanksgiving turkey, Blank pulls himself away from Malibu, nearly collapsing due to the wear and tear and excessive blood loss. Zack has other ideas though, as he stalks his rivals and pulls him up by his greasy, blood soaked hair and runs him towards the wall of the cage, sending him into it face first! Blank falls back, landing on one knee, and Zack hits the ropes, coming back and connecting with a basement dropkick to the chin of Bruce, dropping him on his back! Malibu then mounts Bruce's shoulders, still clutching the spike, and now looks to drive the proverbial stake through the heart of the vampire, as he inches the spike even closer to Bruce's eye! COACH I'd make a See No Evil joke here, but I don't think it's the time. Malibu brings the spike forward, aiming the pointed tip at Bruce's right eye! Bruce is able to get a hand up at the last moment to block the attempted blinding and holds the spike off, his arm shaking as he musters all the strength he can. Malibu again uses the leverage advantage and leans forward, putting a lot of pressure on Bruce's arm still trying to force the spike into Bruce's eye! Out of sheer desperation, Blank rolls and throws Malibu off of him, the spike sent rolling across the canvas after the break. Malibu quickly gets on top again and this time starts using his fists to do the dirty work, being sure to never let up as the crowd roars with approval. Once again though, Blank shoves Zack off of him and then rolls onto all fours, and when Zack approaches again, he's rocked by a low blow! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Zack drops to his knees just as fast as his jaw dropped due to the impact of the shot! Bruce uses the ropes to pull himself up, and the various puddles of blood that dripped from the heads of both men have now made the normally clean ringmat nearly completely red! Zack pushes up to his feet, still aching and holding onto the "soft spot", and like a shark, Blank smells blood in the water. He moves towards Zack, rolling his fists menacingly, but as he get closer... ...ZACK BLASTS HIM WITH SCHOOL'S OUT... ...BUT BRUCE CATCHES HIS FOOT! COACH Aw, sh*t! COLE Zack was playing possum for a minute there, but he couldn't connect with his patented superkick! Blank laughs, and then uses Zack's leg to pull the prep closer, and snatches him by the throat, then lifts him and plants him with a chokeslam in one smooth motion! COLE He nearly drove him through the ring with that chokeslam! Malibu lay perfectly still on the canvas, and Blank, who rests on one knee besides him, lightly slaps his face, mocking his physical state. He stands over Zack and then starts fiddling with his belt buckle, unstrapping his leather belt from around his waist and folding , clutching the buckle end in his hand like a handle as he stars laying into Zack with whips with the strap! BRUCE BLANK SUCKS! BRUCE BLANK SUCKS! BRUCE BLANK SUCKS! The crowd does their best to distract the maniacal Southerner from his efforts, but Bruce doesn't let up, going so far as to tear the OAOAST T-shirt off of Zack, and then act like he's wiping his ass with it before resuming with the belt whips! COLE What a disgusting individual! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT! WE DIDN'T NEED THIS! The crowd continues to get on Blank's case, but they get fired up when Malibu starts pushing off the mat, up to all fours...and then gets dropped again by more whips! Malibu's cries are audible as the welts form on his back, turning his flesh bright red! He tries to crawl away, reaching for the ropes, the turnbuckles...ANYTHING really...but Blank grabs him by the ankle and drags him to center ring, where the whipping resumes! Malibu doesn't get up until Blank pulls him up, onto both of his knees...and then Bruce unravels the strap and WRAPS IT AROUND ZACK'S THROAT! COLE He's choking him out! He's choking him with that damn belt! "GIVE IT UP, BOY!" shouts Blank, looking more and more like he's attempting murder rather than trying to win a wrestling match. "YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, BOY! GIVE IT UP WHILE YOU CAN!" Nick Patrick, the look of concern on his face only rivaled by his scared reactions to what's gone on in this contest, leans in, checking to see if Malibu has had enough, and if he's willing to save himself by ending it right now. "Zack? Zack, what do you say, Zack?" "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh..." Malibu tries to fight free, digging his fingers under the strap and tries to pull it off his throat. "NOOOOOO!" The crowd pops loudly, as Zack refuses...AND POWERS UP! Malibu pushes up to his feet, and twists his body to the side, nailing Bruce in the ribs with an elbow! Bruce hobbles back, but his grip on the belt loosens, and Malibu takes it...AND STARTS WHIPPING AWAY IN A FRENZY! COACH GET HIM ZACK! GET HIM! Blank tries to shield himself from the blows, but Zack is going postal, hitting shot after shot after shot! He corners Blank, and then wraps the belt around his fist, with the buckle covering his knuckles. Zack then stands up on the second rope and starts raining punches down on Blank, driving the belt buckle into his forehead with every blow! Blank's body goes limp as he slides down into a seated position, and Zack backs off, then charges forward, smashing Bruce's head against the middle turnbuckle with a hard running knee! COLE Did you see his head snap back!?! Malibu throws the belt down, fueled by fury and rage. "GET UP, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Blank is dazed in the corner, and barely moves, let alone respond. "GET UP! COME ON YOU BASTARD!" Malibu waits, but still, Bruce isn't going anywhere. Patrick goes over and asks if he's ready to give, but Bruce doesn't answer, or even acknowledge it! COACH He might be knocked out after that knee, Cole! Malibu, not wanting to wait any longer, comes towards the corner...but as he approaches, he catches a face full of white powder from Bruce Blank! COLE What the...he had powder in his hands the whole time! He suckered him in, and now Zack is blinded! Malibu can't see, and staggers back, trying to regain his vision. Blank reaches up and pulls himself up with the ropes, and when he stands he reaches into his pocket again. COACH What's he doin', Cole? COLE I shudder to think. He's...wait, now what's this? Blank pulls out something crumbled up, and unfolds it. COLE That's...that's a plastic bag?! What is he... Before Cole can ask the question, he gets the answer, as Bruce takes the plastic bag and PUTS IT OVER ZACK MALIBU'S HEAD! COLE MY GOD, NO! COACH HE'S GONNA KILL HIM, COLE! The crowd boos, but it's more subdued this time, as they're all in fear of what could happen! Bruce holds on tightly to the plastic handles of the bag, making sure that it's fitted tight and no air is getting in. Malibu is frantic, trying to do something to free himself, and Nick Patrick is probably wishing he was never given this assignment, as he's forced to watch Zack Malibu be put near death before his very eyes! With both hands pulling back behind Malibu's head the air quickly leaves the white bag, much to the horror of everyone in the arena. Bruce loves every second of it, because not only does he inflict a lot of pain on Zack but he doesn't have to exert a lot of energy doing it, the perfect move for him. MICHAEL COLE Zack is losing oxygen quickly, and there's not one person who can help him! We can't prevent this from happening! COACH He’ll have to get out of this himself, or it's over! COME ON ZACK!! Malibu tries to tear the bag but every time his hands touch the plastic Blank rams a knee into his back preventing Malibu from breaking out of the airtight trap Bruce has caught him in. At one point Blank even gets so cocky that he uses one hand to hold the bag tight while raising the other hand in the air! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The referee looks on in agony as Malibu fades slowly, the horrible image of Malibu sucking the bag into his mouth will stay with most of the fans for a long time. COACH I--I'm tempted to say that Malibu should quit just to get out of here without permanent injuries. MICHAEL COLE Coach...He--I'm at a loss for words here. Bruce grins as Malibu sinks to his ass, hands down by his side - he's only moments away from passing out...but NICK PATRICK HAS SEEN ENOUGH, and wraps his arms around Bruce's arm, prying him away from choking Malibu to death! COLE What the...NICK PATRICK IS PUTTING A STOP TO THIS! COACH Can he...can he do that!? Blank let's go, throwing Malibu to the mat, and as soon as he hits Zack rips the bag of his face, desperately gasping for air. Blank's focus is on Nick Patrick, who tells Blank "that's too much!" and stands by his decision to get involved. Bruce, however, is unimpressed with Patrick's mercy, and grabs him by the throat, and THROWS him backwards into the corner! Blank reaches down and picks the spike off the mat from earlier... ...AND NOW BRUCE BLANK IS CARVING REFEREE NICK PATRICK OPEN! COLE STOP IT! YOU'RE SICK, YOU HEAR ME! LEAVE HIM ALONE! Patrick screams loudly as his flesh is ripped open, while Blank loves every second of it. He then drops the referee to the canvas, watching as the blood pools under his head and stains the canvas. Proud of his actions, Blank turns around... ...CRACK~! AND IS MET WITH A HARD CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL! COLE COME ON ZACK! Malibu, visibly weak, is barely able to hold the chair up, but swings again, and a second hard shot teeters Bruce, but does not drop him yet! Bruce is dazed, and Malibu lifts the chair again...but when he lifts it just in front of his face, Blank drives a big boot into it, kicking the steel implement of destruction into the face of the OAOAST's poster boy! COLE DAMN IT! Blank shakes the cobwebs loose, and right now he's the only one standing, as both his rival AND the referee are out due to his bloodlust! COACH Cole, with Nick Patrick down...how are either of these guys gonna surrender? There's no one to ring the bell! COLE I don't know how much longer this can go on, Coach...I just don't know! Blank surveys the damage, and then looks up, staring up through the mesh roof and into the rafters above. COLE What's he looking at? Suddenly, a strand of rope comes through the mesh roof, and is lowered into Blank's grip, causing everyone to look up and see just what's going on. COACH What the...YO! That's Landon Maddix up there! COLE What the hell is he doing? What's the meaning of this!? Landon has lowered himself onto the roof of the cage, apparently having been hidden in the rafters this whole time! Bruce looks up and gives a "thumbs up" to the man who is MOST DEFINITELY NOT A WILDCARD, at least that's what he'll tell you. Maddix stands on the roof, making sure this rope is secure, while Blank takes it and WRAPS IT AROUND ZACK MALIBU'S THROAT!!!!! COLE What the...no...NO! STOP THIS! STOP IT DAMMIT! Blank looks up and gives the go-ahead signal, and Landon pulls on the rope, having it wrapped around a steel beam above the ring...and it's raising Malibu off the canvas! COACH They're...they're trying to hang him, Cole! Sure enough, Landon continues to pull tighter on the rope, and Malibu's feet come off the canvas! Once he's about a foot off the canvas, Landon secures the rope around the beam, and now Zack Malibu is kicking his legs, trying to free himself from the noose! COLE This is too much...THIS IS MURDER! Malibu is hanging, being strangled before our very eyes, with not even a referee to show mercy and help him! Screaming and crying, CANDIE comes out from the back, her makeup running due to the tears, as she runs towards the cage. COLE Candie! Candie, go to the back! Please, go to the back! Desperate to help the man she loves, Candie starts climbing the cage wall...AND BRUCE BLANK WHACKS HER FINGERS WITH HIS BELT, SENDING HER FALLING TO THE FLOOR! COACH No way, that ain't right! It's a melee now, as Calvin Szechstein, EvenflowDDT, and The Superstar all fight their way through the crowd, trying to rush the ring...but security won't let them! All three plead their case, trying to save Zack...but because they're in attendance as ticket buying fans and not contracted talent, security, no matter what the situation, won't let them budge! COLE LET THEM GO! FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET SOMEONE TO RELEASE THAT ROPE! ANGLESAULT comes charging out from the back, shoving security aside and getting into it with them. Bruce cackles and Landon smirks from his position atop the cage, as the whole arena, in Zack Malibu's hometown no less, is in chaos while he's being KILLED before our very eyes! COACH DO SOMETHING, SOMEONE! COLE He's turning blue...my God Coach he's turning blue! Zack fighting grows less and less, and he starts to go limp, as people desperately try to something to help the OAOAST's favorite son... ...AND THAT'S WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT! COLE What!? What's going on? COACH I got a feeling this is the last thing we need right now! Within seconds, the lights come back on, and never in your life have you heard a pop like this, as the Providence crowd leaps up and roars when CABOOSE APPEARS ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE! COLE IT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED, COACH! COACH CABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! Maddix panics, and IMMEDIATELY gets cracked in the ribs with a cricket bat shot that causes him to flip over the bat and land on his back! Caboose doesn't bother to pay any more attention, having disposed of Bruce's sidekick, and he races to free Malibu, quickly snapping the rope free from the rafters, and causes Zack to fall to the canvas! COLE CABOOSE SAVED ZACK! WE HAVEN'T SEEN CABOOSE IN MONTHS, NOT SINCE BRUCE AND THE WILDCARDS TOOK HIM OUT! COACH Caboose always owed a lot to Zack for saving his career, and now that debt has been paid! Caboose just saved Zack Malibu, baby! Caboose stands watch atop the cage now, and Maddix has nowhere to go. Blank looks up, sneering "you son of a bitch" at Caboose, who looks down and points his cricket bat at the repulsive redneck, and then makes the cut throat motion. Moving on to Plan B, Bruce quickly picks up the steel chair, and starts bringing it down across Zack's back, beating his near lifeless body down with it! ZACK! ZACK! ZACK! COLE Listen to this crowd, these fans...GET UP ZACK! COACH He can't lose, Cole...after all this, he just can't! ZACK! ZACK! ZACK! Candie screams from ringside for Blank to stop, but he taunts her as he slams the chair down across Zack's back. "THIS IS YOUR MAN!?" WHACK~! "THIS IS YOUR HERO!?" WHACK~!? "HE AIN'T NOTHIN'!" Candie pleads for him to stop, having seen enough. Her pleas are heard from her cries, and as Anglesault tries to lure her away from the cage, she pushes away from him, screaming for Zack. "Zack, PLEASE!" Blank walks over to the side of the cage, and again picks up the spike off the mat. With the blood stained implement in his hands, Bruce states that "I'm gonna cut his god damn heart out!" to Candie, who panics even more...although SOMEONE is slowly rising to their feet. COLE Look at this...LOOK AT THIS... Blank turns around, and when he does, he's SHOCKED, as the fans roar. Covered in blood, having cheated death... ...ZACK MALIBU IS ON HIS FEET! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Malibu immediately hits a running kick to the nuts, staggering Blank! He fires off right hands, and then whips Blank to the ropes, picking up the spike in the process...AND NAILS HIM WITH A FLYING FOREARM, JABBING THE SPIKE INTO HIS HEAD! Malibu rolls to his feet, and now picks up the belt once again, and starts whipping away in a frenzy, never letting up! COLE TAKE IT TO HIM, ZACK! MAKE HIM PAY! Zack picks Blank up, and hurls him into the corner. After Blank collides, Zack comes and wraps the belt around the turnbuckle hook, putting both of Bruce's hands behind him, and fastens the belt around them before tightening it, using it as a makeshift set of handcuffs! COACH He's got Blank tied up! Blank struggles, and can't move, as his hands are trapped behind him! Malibu goes and retrieves the chair, and hie picks it up, moving towards Blank to lay waist to him...but Bruce kicks Zack in the stomach, then kicks both of his legs off the mat and kicks the chair into Malibu's face! COLE Son of a...! Zack's weak, we knows he's weak, but he can't let Bruce Blank get the better of him. Blank twists and wriggles, and finally winds up snapping belt buckle from the belt itself, freeing himself from Zack's trap. Noticing Zack trying to get up, Blank hits a soccer style kick to his ribcage, doubling him over, before he again reaches into his pocket. COLE What the hell's he got...IS THAT A LIGHTER!? To answer Cole's question, it is indeed a lighter, as Blank shows it to the crowd by taking Malibu's OAOAST shirt and SETS FIRE TO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! COACH Aw damn...DAMN! COLE Get up Zack, come on, please! Candie shrieks, which is music to Bruce's ears as he approaches Malibu, who is groggy on the mat... ...AND WHO COMES UP WITH A SCHOOL'S OUT OUT OF NOWHERE, DROPPING BRUCE BLANK LIKE A GUNSHOT~! COLE SCHOOL'S OUT! SCHOOL'S OUT! Malibu quickly crawls for the lighter, as Blank checks to see if his jaw is still in place. Zack can barely move, having exhausted what little energy he had on that superkick, and he and Blank come up to their feet together... FWOOSH~! ...AND ZACK THROWS A FIREBALL INTO THE FACE OF BRUCE BLANK~! "YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" Blank screams the loudest anyone's ever heard, as he's met with scorching hot fire, right in the face! Blank goes into shock, kicking his legs and flailing his arms, patting his face and screaming even louder as the flesh melts! Malibu goes over and grabs the now-frantic monster and takes him by the head, leading him towards the wall of the cage... ...AND STARTS RAKING HIS BURNING FLESH ON THE WALL OF THE CAGE~!? COACH Oh man, oh MAN! "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Malibu takes it to him, not letting up, as Bruce's blackened flesh starts peeling off, the cage digging through the tender skin and cutting down to bone! "AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!" With Nick Patrick down, Anglesault races around to the side of the cage, looking in at the action. "What do you say, Bruce?! Do you give!?" "NNNNNNNNNNNN...NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!" "Come on Bruce, what's it gonna be, yes or no?!" "GAAAAAAH...SONOFAAAAAAAAA...AAAAARGH!" Malibu plants his foot in the back of Bruce's head, forcing his face against the mesh so hard that it leaves an imprint on his singed skin! "IIIII...I SURR...I SURRENDER!" "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!" The crowd goes CRAZY, as Malibu falls back to the canvas out of sheer exhaustion, and the bell is called for by Anglesault, marking the end of one of the OAOAST's most brutal encounters. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of Survive Or Surrender...ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLIBUUUUUUU! Anglesault quickly calls for the cage to be risen, and Caboose scales the wall of the cage, down to the aisleway, leaving Landon Maddix laid out up top. Once the cage is up, Anglesault, Candie, Calvin Szechstein, Evenflow, Supes, Scotty Static and Johnny Jax rush the ring, checking on Malibu, while EMT's rush out for Blank, Malibu, AND poor Nick Patrick. COLE HE DID IT! ZACK MALIBU SURVIVED, and BRUCE BLANK'S CAREER IS OVER! Candie embraces her bloody boyfriend, holding him tight, while Zack tells her "it's over". Evenflow, Anglesault, Supes, Caboose, and the GPX all watch on as the happy couple share a moment. Zack then turns around and comes face to face with Caboose, and says two simple words that mean more than anything. "Thank you." The friends embrace, and it's a "group hug" type of atmosphere, as the Providence crowd gives Zack a standing ovation for enduring the most torture he ever has. COACH Bruce Blank is no more! Get him the hell out of here! EMT's load Bruce, still groaning in agony on a stretcher, while in the ring, Anglesault takes the lighter and pulls something out of the inside of his suit jacket. COLE What the...what's that? AS sets fire to the papers, and as they burn, he throws them at Bruce Blank, who is defenseless on the stretcher. COACH I think...that was his contract, dawg! Blank, furious, tries to fight off the EMT's, and it's taking a good four of them to hold him down. Noticing this, Static and Jax exit the ring and tell the EMT's to clear the way, as THEY start wheeling Bruce around ringside. They wheel him over to his truck, and both of them look at each other like they have something in store...as they each take an end and lift Bruce off the stretcher...AND TOSS HIM INTO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK~! COLE Look at this! Static climbs up onto the roof of the truck, while Jax jumps in and starts the truck up, and Malibu's theme music now fades out, as Static claps and leads the crowd in a chant. "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOOD-BYE!" "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOOD-BYE!" Jax revs the engine, and then backs the truck up the aisleway, with Bruce Blank bruised, bloody, and burned in the back, helpless to what's going on. COLE They're taking him out of here! GOOD RIDDANCE! COACH See ya, and wouldn't wanna be ya, Brucie! Once again, "Getting Away With Murder" hits, and the crowd cheers wildly still, as Malibu is helped from the ring and brought to the back for treatment. He looks around at his fans, all of them applauding his efforts, and he takes relief in knowing that finally, the war that began due to his actions nearly a year ago, is now over.

Cut to a helicopter view of the Toronto skyline. NOT VINCE McMAHON, BUT A VERY CLOSE SOUNDALIKE CANADA! The second largest country in the world! Cut to a beer brewery. NOT-VINCE McMAHON Makers of fine beer like Molson Dry, maple syrup, and Canadian bacon! Cut to shots of the Royal Canadian Mountie Police. Cut to a picture of Wayne Gretzsky. NOT-VINCE Home of Wayne Gretzky! Suddenly we hear a needle scratch. "O Canada" stops playing. The camera shows a montage of OAOAST superstar's faces. NOT-VINCE AND ON APRIL 1ST, 2007, IT WILL BE HOME TO ANGLEMANIA! *BOOM~!* A new song plays, "Boom" by P.O.D. Clips of the OAOAST wrestlers in action are shown while the song plays. Zack Malibu superkicking a hapless victim! Spanish Fly doing the 6-1-9! Soonerline on a poor jobber! Jamie O' Hara doing the CURBSTOMP~! on a motherfucker! Princess Stacey posing! "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black dominating an innoncent wrestler! PRL doing the Corporate Nightmare on someone! Colombian Heat with the Straight From Da Street! Zack Malibu and Bruce Blank brawling with each other! "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez giving someone the Riot Act Plus! All this, and much, much, more! *Is that all you got!? Well, it's alright! It's alright! I'll take your best shot! Is that all you got!? Well, it's alright! It's alright! I'll take your best shot! Is that all you got!? I'll take your best shot! Well, it's alright! It's alright! I'll take your best shot! I'll take your best shot! Is that all you got!? I'll take your best shot! Well, it's alright! It's alright! I'll take your best shot! I'll take your best shot! BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not, here comes the boys from the South BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not, (haha) How you like me now?* As the chorus plays, we see the following words appear on screen in big white blocky letters with Not-Vince McMahon saying them. THE BIGGEST EVENT IN PARODY E-FED ENTERTAINMENT COMES... TO TORONTO, CANADA FOR A NIGHT... THAT WILL BE... ETCHED IN STONE As this is said, the camera cuts to a silhouette slinging the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his right shoulder. It's quite obviously the current OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, "Reckless" Drek Stone. THIS WILL BE... Footage of OAOAST superstars. THE GREATEST PAY-PER-VIEW... More footage of OAOAST superstars. IN ONE AND ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD HISTORY! The montage continues. *BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not, here comes the boys from the South BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not, haha How you like me now? I said BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not, here comes the boys from the South BOOM! Here comes the BOOM! Ready or not, haha, how you like me now?* The clips of the OAOAST superstars go in fast motion. Finally, the montage ends. The OAOAST AngleMania VI logo appears on screen. OAOAST ANGLEMANIA VI SUNDAY APRIL 1, 2007 AT 7:00 PM FROM THE TORONTO SKYDOME IN TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA LIVE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! 63 DAYS AWAY! "Boom" by P.O.D. ends. SCHIAVONE The biggest event on the OAOAST calendar heads to the Great White North this year! AngleMania VI will take place LIVE Sunday April 1st from the Toronto Skydome in Toronto, Canada! And Jess, can you believe we are only 63 days away from the Super Bowl of e-fed wrestling? AngleMania V seems like only yesterday! VENTURA Yeah, but things were different at AngleMania V. PRL was 24/7 Champion, Hoff was still in the OAOAST, Alfdogg still liked America, and nobody had even heard of Bruce Blank! Alot's changed in the past year. SCHIAVONE Indeed, they have, and it will all culminate in our annual spring spectacular! Tickets are all sold out, so the Toronto Skydome will be jam packed with 67,000 + fans rooting their favourite OAOAST superstars on. And the winner of the Lethal Rumble Match tonight will go on to face the OAOAST Champion, who is Drek Stone at this point in time, in the main event of AngleMania VI. And Jess, can you imagine how it will feel to wrestle for the World Heavyweight Title in the main event of the biggest show of the year in front of almost 70,000 fans? VENTURA It's the stuff dreams are made of, Tony Schiavone! One man will get to live out his dream at AngleMania VI. The question is, just which of those 30 men inside that ring tonight will have their dream come true. The camera cuts to the AngleMania VI countdown timer on the left side of the entrance set. SCHIAVONE It's going to be one of the biggest, if not THE, biggest event of all-time! AngleMania VI is only 63 days away! And we'll find out later tonight just who will meet the OAOAST World Champion at AngleMania VI, but first we've still got two very important matches coming up. The Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles and of course, Zack Malibu vs. Bruce Blank, Survive Or Surrender, Career Vs. Career. That's coming up just a little bit later, and now, let's send it back over to Michael Cole and Coach to call the next match! (Cut to Doubel C~!) COLE Thanks Tony! Well fans, it's time for our third championship match of the evening. We've already seen the X-Division Title change hands, and Chicks Over Dicks retain their OAOAST Tag Team Titles. So, we're 1-1. What will be the result of this next match-up? The OAOAST Anglepalooza 2007 logo flashes across the screen. The match-up graphic for the Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship appears on screen. The crowd cheers. The classic WWF Royal Rumble theme song plays. COLE This will be a Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship. The rules are simple: three teams, but only two men can be in the ring. You can tag in anybody you want to at anytime. It's one fall to a finish, so the first person to score the pinfall or submission will be the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions. (Return to Cole and Coach.) COACH It's about time! Finally, the rightful champions will take their rightful place on the throne! The Corporate Champ, The Popster! Together, they will beat those PUNKS D*LUX and Heat/Fly, so that they can rule the tag team division with an iron FIST~! COLE The Popster? COACH Yes. The Popster. That will be his new nickname. It's trademarked and everything. Why'd you ask? COLE Nothing, just thought it was a little bit odd, that's all. COACH Of course it would be to you. You're not CORPORATE! COLE Ooookay then. Anyway, the Tag Team Champions are Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly, but they don't have the advantage in this type of match-up. COACH They wouldn't have the advantage in ANY type of match-up. The fact is that Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly were LUCKY to win the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles a few weeks ago. Well, they're not going to be so lucky tonight. They're making their first title defense...and it will be their last, thanks to P.R./Popick! COLE Or D*LUX. COACH Nope. It's gonna be PR/Popick. I can feel it! COLE That's what you said two weeks out during the 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match! COACH Well, I was wrong. Da Coach is allowed to be wrong every once in a while. COLE Try every single day. COACH What? COLE Nothing. There is ALOT of history between these three teams, and it all started back in November of 2006 when PRL and Popick requested a title shot. It turned into a MASSIVE screwjob and D*LUX lost the Tag Titles. They would try to get them back, only to get beaten down by The Lightning Crew! Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly got a shot and defeated PR/Popick to win the belts in a 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match two weeks ago on HeldDOWN~!. COACH Which they cheated to win. COLE (ignoring Coach) And afterwards this match was made. So, it all comes down to this. These three teams have been gunning for the Tag Team Titles since November, but only one of them can have them tonight at Anglepalooza! All three teams have held those belts in the span of 3 months, but there has yet to be a match between the six of them. Until now. PR/Popick hope to win the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles for a second time, while D*LUX hope to win the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles for a record third time! And Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly are looking to retain their titles in a match where they have to look over their shoulders for four guys instead of two! COACH They're doomed. COLE Heat/Fly have the least team experience, but can that really hurt them in this type of a match-up? COACH Yes. COLE (ignoring Coach) We'll find out in just a few moments. PRL and Popick. Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly. D*LUX. Two-on-two-on two! It's happening right now at Anglepalooza 2007! COACH Why won't you acknowledge me? COLE Because you touch yourself at night! COACH *DING DING DING* "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" A1's "First To Believe" hits as AnglePalooza 2007 continues on, the boyband pairing known as D*LUX heading to the ring un-accompanied tonight. With no female to pose with, "Showtime" Shayne and "Tremendous" Tyler hold onto some of their masculinity by simply walking down the aisle and tagging hands with the fans. The green denim wearing duo reach the ring and slide in, getting themselves warmed up ahead of this big match, as we go to Michael Buffer. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Triple Threat Tag Team Match, scheduled for one fall and is for the HI-YAH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!! In the ring, the first set of challengers. At a total combined weight of three hundred and eighty eight pounds... they are former two-time HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER and "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE... D*LLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXX!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE D*LUX, looking to capture the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles for the third time here tonight at AnglePalooza. That'd be some achievement and D*LUX have ammassed plenty of them in their short OAOAST and HI-YAH careers, but they're in for a tough test tonight. COACH That's an understatement. COLE Oh here we go. COACH What? COLE The whole 'PRL is my favouritest wrestler ever' routine you drop into. I've tried to put up with it without complaint, I have, but enough is enough. Tone it down, or I'm going to have to insert... .:CUE: "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)", Jimi Hendrix:. COACH THE CHAMP IS HE-YUH~! COLE Nevermind. The entrance doors slide open. Leading the way is Tha Puerto Rican, black spray-painted briefcase in hand and a scowl on his face as he scans the Providence crowd. PRL stops and begins smelling the elecrticity, Stephen Joseph Popick following out out and giving PRL space to go about his business. The urge to play air guitar is overwhelming. And with no belt anymore, PRL resorts to playing along to his theme music on his briefcase. *Well, I stand up next to a mountain and I chop it down with the edge of my hand Well, I stand up next to a mountain chop it down with the edge of my hand* PRL makes the 'chopping' motion, before his eye lock with D*LUX in the ring. Jawing with the youngsters, PRL continues his walk to the ring, Popick jawing with the fans on his way past them. COLE It didn't take Tha Puerto Rican long to give his mouth a little-needed workout, huh? COACH PRL doesn't need to workout at all. He's in tip-top condition, all over, head to toe! COLE Coach, be gayer. *Well, I pick up all the pieces and make an island might even raise just a little sand 'Cause I'm a voodoo child Lord knows I'm a voodoo child* PRL and Popick, faced with a glaring D*LUX, make a slightly more subdued entrance than usual. With half an eye on the boybanders, PRL climbs into the ring and warns referee Brian Hebner to keep them back while he climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. PRL does the same on the next turnbuckle, Popick applauding him psychophantically. BUFFER Challenging team number two. Weighing in at a total combined weight of four hundred, fourty five pounds... themselves, former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... the team of STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK AND "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION"... THA PPUUUEEEERRRRRRTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRIIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The third corner gets the PRL treatment, smelling the electricity and patting his briefcase. Before he can get to the fourth turnbuckle though, time is short, so he's interrupted by the piano melody that causes the crowd to cheer erupt. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. *COME ON!* *BOOM~!* Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance stage. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The entrance doors slide open, and Colombian Heat comes running out onto the stage, pumped up and ready to go! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Here come the Champs! Sporting his half of the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles around his neck, Heat fires up each side of the Rhode Island crowd before striding down the aisle, tagging hands with each and every fan he can reach. BUFFER And finally, introducing the reigning and defending HI-YAH Tag Team Champions of the WORLD! First, weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds... originally hailing from Bogotá, Colombia, but now residing in Miami, Florida... CCOOOOOOOLLLOOOOOOOOMMBBIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANN... HHHHHHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATT!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Ugh! Look a the disrespect, he can't even wear the belt properly, he has to treat it like a piece of cheap jewellery. COLE I believe the term is 'bling', with the option addition of another 'bling'. COACH Mikey, be whiter. As he reaches the end of the ramp, Heat sees the odds aren't in his favour if a brawl breaks out. So he throws up the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signals in the aisle rather than in the ring on the turnbuckles. All smiles, Heat then signals for the guys in the truck to cut his music and instead, bring out his partner. The lights go down in the arena. Two spotlights shine on the entrance. After five seconds... *BOOM~!* Spanish Fly shoots out from underneath the entrance stage with the pyro shooting all around him. Fly raises his hands in the air like he just don't care as "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi starts playing. And after searching out the Spanish Fly fans in the audience, he then pats the title belt around his waist and walks down the entrance ramp, slapping hands with the fans along the way. Joining Heat in the aisleway, Fly tags hands with his tag team partner and they approach the ring, still a little wary after the melee at the end of HeldDOWN~! on Thursday night. BUFFER And his tag team partner! Originally from Tijuana, Mexico but now residing in San Diego, California... weighing in at one hundred, seventy five pounds... SSSSPPAAAAAAAANNIIIIIISSSHHHHH... FFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Into the ring slide Fly and Heat, taking up their position in the ring, still looking a little cautious. The Champs remove their belts and the rest of their entrance attire, the gold going to referee Hebner and the clothes into the handy ring attendant who's pretty weighed down right about now. COLE A big match and you can't tell, these three teams all showing a little bit of restraint here, not wanting to make a mistake that might leave them open to attack. Or, just as likely, get them disqualified. But you can feel the tension over the ring right about now. The restraint won't last for long. COACH And when it goes, it's gonna go with a bang. I can sense it! Brian Hebner pats down all three teams. He then calls for the bell as "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi dies down. TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM MATCH FOR THE HI-YAH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP COLOMBIAN HEAT AND SPANISH FLY (Champions) vs. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN AND STEPHEN JOSEPH POPICK (Challengers) vs. D*LUX (Challengers) P.R./Popick, D*LUX, and Heat-Fly all stare at each other from different corners in the ring. The crowd is hot, greatly anticipating the start of the match. COLE Well, here we go! Whoever survives this match will be the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions! COACH This will be an awesome night for Tha Puerto Rican! He's going to get his Title back AND he is going to go to AngleMania VI to challenge the World Heavyweight Champion! It's great to be Tha Puerto Rican right about now! COLE I wouldn't say that yet, Coach. We still has got a ways to go! COACH Trust me, I'm always right! COLE Like you were right when you said that that intern had the hots for you? COACH Don't start. PRL and Popick talk trash with D*LUX. P.R. lunges after "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant, but is held back by Popick. D*LUX point menacing fingers at Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat, who tell them to bring it. COLE All three teams getting into a yelling match right about now. COACH They're psyching each other out. Works everytime. PRL shoves "Showtime" Shayne! Shayne shoves Puerto back! COLE Shoving match now! Who's going to start this thing? All three teams stand in fighting stances. Brian Hebner orders for the teams to pick who'll start. Popick tells P.R. to he'll start for them. Colombian Heat pats Spanish Fly on the back, telling him to start for their team. Both members of D*LUX head to a corner. COLE So it looks like Stephen Joseph Popick and Spanish Fly will start this match for us! COACH Good! Some payback for Spanish Fly beating PRL last Thursday on HeldDOWN~! PRL applauds Popick. SJP and Spanish Fly circle each other in the ring. They lock up--NO--Stephen Joseph kicks Spanish Fly in the gut and then punches him in the face! Popick grabs Fly's right hand, and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. But Spanish Fly slides underneath Popick's legs--only to get chopped across the chest by Popick when he stands up! COLE Oh! What a chop to the chest by Stephen Joseph Popick! Spanish Fly strikes back with a kick to Popick's stomach! Stephen Joseph responds with ANOTHER knife-edged chop across Fly's chest! Fly with another kick to the stomach! Popick with another punch to the temple! SJP whips Spanish Fly into the ropes. SJ lifts Spanish Fly up, intending to go for a flapjack...but Spanish Fly grabs Stephen Joseph Popick as he's coming down and spins him around to give him a tornado DDT! COLE Whoa! A spectacular move by Spanish Fly! I don't think I've ever seen someone turn a flapjack into a tornado DDT in my entire life! Popick immediately gets right back up, so Spanish Fly grabs him and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Popick bounces off the ropes, right into a flapjack from Fly! Fly follows that up with a standing moonsault onto Popick! Fly then bounces off the ropes and delivers a leg drop across SJ's throat, then runs to the PR/Popick corner and punches PR in the face! COACH Now come on now! Is that fair!? I thought Spanish Fly was supposed to be a role model for kids and all that crap! COLE It was in the heat of the moment, Coach. COACH That's what you say now. But watch, when PRL or Popick does it, you'll whine and complain. That is SO like you! Spanish Fly picks Stephen Joseph Popick up by his blonde hair. He whips SJP into his corner--SJ reverses--Fly hits the corner! Popick rushes forward...Fly moves out of the way...and gives Popick a drop toehold, sending him into the second turnbuckle! Fly makes the tag to Colombian Heat. The crowd cheers! COLE And now Colombian Heat is in this match! COACH (dry tone) Yippee. Colombian Heat tells Spanish Fly something. PRL and D*LUX watch as Heat/Fly grab Stephen Popick and whip him into the ropes together. Double hiptoss on Popick! COLE Great double team move from Heat and Fly! COACH More cheating from our so-called 'great' HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions! COLE Would you please get off it already!?!?!?!? Colombian Heat stomps on Stephen Joseph Popick on the mat. COLE Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly have been the HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions since January 18, 2007. Will their reign continue tonight as Heat remains on offense with Stephen Joseph Popick. Colombian Heat picks Stephen Joseph Popick up. Popick springs to life, and delivers a knife-edged chop across Colombian Heat’s chest! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") He then does it again! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") And again! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") DOUBLE CHOP! ("WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!") Popick makes the tag to Tha Puerto Rican. The crowd boos loudly. COACH THE CHAMP IS HERE! COLE Will this be the start of a long, but victorious night for Tha Puerto Rican? COACH OH HELL YEAH! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring, and immediately gets punched in the face by Colombian Heat! Heat is on P.R. like fat on Viscera, stunning The Corporate Champ with rights and lefts to the temple. Colombian Heat gives Puerto an Irish whip into the ropes, followed by a BAAAAAAACK Body Drop onto the mat! COLE Colombian Heat taking it to Tha Puerto Rican! He still remembers Stacey Robertson's betrayal from 4 weeks ago! COACH That's PRINCESS Stacey to you, BUCK-O! COLE The same Princess who lost to Jade Rodez earlier tonight? COACH Don't bring me down, Cole. P.R. holds his back in horrible pain! Colombian Heat bounces off the ropes...and hits PRL with a leg lariat! D*LUX watch intently, as Colombian Heat, muttering stuff to Tha Puerto Rican, picks him up by his shirt and hair, and then whips him into the ropes again. PRL quickly holds onto the ropes, and then makes the tag to "Showtime" Shayne Brave by slapping him on his right shoulder! PRL rolls out of the ring, as Shayne stands there surprised. COLE Well, now it's time for "Showtime" Shayne Brave to enter the ring! Remember, you can tag in anybody you want to at anytime! COACH Smart move by PRL, taking advantage of the rules of this match! That is why he is the best OAOAST Superstar that has never worn the OAOAST Title! COLE That may all change tonight if PRL does win the Lethal Rumble Match! COACH Right! PRL walks back to his corner, while yelling to Shayne, "GO GET HIM, YOU JABRONI!" Shayne is irked by having to be tagged in by the man who screwed him out of the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles in the first place. But, he wants his title back, so he enters the ring. COLE Shayne Brave about to enter the ring for the first time tonight. And it was Shayne Brave that got the burnt of the screwjob that night at November Reign. If you remember, Thomas Rodriguez stopped the count to give Shayne two middle fingers, then PRL gave him a low blow, leading to PRL and Popick defeating D*LUX to win the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles! COACH A great moment in Tha Puerto Rican's career! Absolutely NO ONE saw that coming! COLE We've been through "The Conspiracy" enough times already. Let's concentrate on the match at hand. COACH Remember when PRL-- COLE COACH! "Showtime" Shayne enters the ring. He stares at Heat, who motions for him to "bring it". Shayne charges forward...right into a drop toehold from Heat! Colombian Heat picks Shayne Brave up, and applies a headlock on him. He cinches the hold tight. Brave walks with Heat into the ropes, and then shoves him off into the opposite ropes, but Heat comes back with a shoulderblock to knock Shayne down! Shayne KIPS UP (~!), and then goes for a clothesline, but Heat ducks the clothesline, and bounces off the ropes, following with a leg lariat! COLE Leg lariat! COACH Boo! Heat goes for the cover. 1.... 2... RIGHT SHOULDER UP! COLE Shayne with the shoulder up! COACH PR would have won with that move. Not that he would EVER do a move that stupid, but if he did, he would have won with that move. CH picks "Showtime" Shayne up by his blonde hair. A scoop and a slam puts Shayne back down to the mat. The tag is made to Spanish Fly. Spanish Fly leaps onto the top ring rope, stays there for 3 seconds, and then drops down onto Shayne's body! The crowd liked that move! COLE Look at this! Great move by Spanish Fly! Here's the cover! 1...SHAYNE KICKS OUT! COLE The delayed splash couldn't get things done for Fly. COACH That's because he's the size of an ant. COLE Oh, will you stop? "D-LUX!" "D-LUX!" "D-LUX!" "D-LUX!" COLE The fans chanting for D*LUX now. There are two fan favourite tag teams in this match, so you have to wonder which team the fans will side with eventually. COACH If they had any brains, it'd be P.R. and Popick. Spanish Fly grabs Shayne Brave by his head and nails him in the face with some forearm shots. Fly goes for an Irish whip, but Shayne reverses and kicks Spanish Fly in the gut! "Showtime" Shayne places Spanish Fly in between his legs, and then lifts him up onto his shoulders, but Spanish Fly slips out and gives Shayne an arm-drag on the way down! Colombian Heat cheers! COLE Great arm-drag by Fly! Shayne gets right back up, so Spanish Fly whips him into the ropes--NO--Shayne Brave reverses, Spanish Fly bounces off the ropes, Shayne Brave lifts Fly up, and lets him drop HARD onto the mat! Shayne then makes the tag to his tag team partner, "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant! COLE And here comes "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant! "LET'S GO FLY!" "LET'S GO FLY!" "LET'S GO FLY!" "LET'S GO FLY!" Tyler Bryant is quickly on offense, grabbing Spanish Fly so that he can punch him in the face repeatedly, and nail him with the CLUBBERIN'~! THEY BE CLUBBERIN'~! forearms. The forearm shots in particular send Spanish Fly down to the mat. Tyler stomps on Spanish Fly. COLE D*LUX have no personal issue with Spanish Fly or Colombian Heat, like they do with PR and Popick. Still, Heat and Fly hold the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles that D*LUX feels rightfully belong to them, so don't be surprised if D*LUX don't take it easy on Heat and Fly in this match-up. COACH I'm not only not expecting D*LUX to take it easy on Heat/Fly. I'm HOPING they don't take it easy on Heat/Fly. I want Heat/Fly and D*LUX to beat each so badly that Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick can just swoop in and get the pin AND their titles back! COLE That is SO like you! COACH That is SO like you to steal my lines! "Tremendous" Tyler Irish whips Spanish Fly into the ropes. Spanish Fly bounces off the ropes, and grabs a hold of "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant's body. He goes for a headscissors takedown--NO!--Spanish Fly shifts his body again, so that he's now on Tyler Bryant's shoulders, Spanish Fly gets off of Tyler Bryant's shoulders, bringing him down to the mat with a headscissors takedown along the way! The crowd is amazed at what Spanish Fly just did! COACH YO~! COLE Spanish Fly with that incredible move! The 22-year-old 175 pound luchador from Tijuana, Mexico keeps coming up with new and exciting ways to inflict damage on his opponents! Tyler Bryant stumbles around the ring following that move. He heads to his corner, where he stops to shake the cobwebs out. But Spanish Fly doesn't allow him to do that as he charges forward and grabs Tyler Bryant, giving him a MONKEY FLIP~! onto the mat! Tyler Bryant rolls across the mat. He uses the ropes to get up. PRL slaps him on the back, which constitutes as a tag. COLE Whoa. PRL made the tag to Tyler Bryant. What for? COACH He's tired of seeing Tyler Bryant get manhandled by a midget! He's going to show Tyler how it's done! COLE So, it's like a game of 'Can You Top This' in this Tag Team Title Match? COACH Right. COLE PR can't even put his ego aside for ONE match! COACH Watch what you say! You know he's only a few feet away! "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican glances over at "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant as Tyler walks back over to his corner. Tyler sneers at Tha Puerto Rican. PRL just gives him a cocky smirk. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE! The crowd boos loudly. Puerto Rican turns his attention to Spanish Fly in the ring. P.R. spits in his hands, and then rubs them together. He and Spanish Fly stare at each other, each one wondering who will make the first move. COLE Spanish Fly and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican are now in the ring together. And we all remember all the exciting matches these two men have had. Spanish Fly has been a thorn in PRL's side more than once in his life! It's Fly who eventually makes the first move, rushing at PRL who brushes him aside with a bi paso. Fly uses that momentum to leap up onto the top rope, springboarding back with a Moonsault... but Tha Puerto Rican runs underneath, hitting the ropes as Fly lands on his feet! Over the top goes Fly with a leapfrog, PRL continuing on into the opposite ropes. As Fly turns back around, PRL soars with a Flying Forearm, knocking the Champion head over heels! The Corporate Champion stays down for a moment too, before suddenly kipping up! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Backing into a corner, Tha Puerto Rican raises the foot, ready to tune up the band. *slap* Unfortunately, the corner he backed into was D*LUX's. And Shayne Brave tags himself back into the match, heading straight to the top while the angry Puerto Rican is sent back to his corner by referee Mark Hebner. COLE PRL, never happy at being upstaged. Shayne settles on the top, waiting as Fly climbs back to his feet. And once he does so, Shayne soars, taking out Spanish Fly with a Flying Clothesline off the top! Cover follows... 1... 2... Kickout. Back to his feet, Shayne pulls Fly up with him and makes the tag to "Tremendous" Tyler. An Inverted Atomic Drop sets Fly up in the centre of the ring, held in place as Tyler hits the ropes and lands a BIG Yakuza Kick to the masked face of Fly! COLE Opposites Attract! Heat tries to encourage his partner on, as Tyler pins him down... 1... 2... PRL MAKES THE SAVE!! COACH There we go, who's upstaging who now? Huh? COLE Calm down. The fans don't know whether to boo or cheer, PRL's illegal save keeping everyone's favourite Spanish Fly in the match. Tyler makes a move towards The Corporate Champ, but the referee gets rid of him before anything can happen. So Tyler goes back on the offence. Scoop and a slam on Fly, Tyler heading to the one neutral corner and climbing to the middle turnbuckle. All of a sudden Fly recovers though, rushing into the corner and leaping to the middle rope, before taking Tyler off the buckles with a Super Japanese Armdrag!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Wow! Tremendous move from Spanish Fly! Fly is closer to PRL and Popick than he is to anyone. But he knows he can't retain the titles if his team isn't legal, so goes the extra distance to tag in Colombian Heat! "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" In comes Heat, but by the time he's in Tyler is back up. Heat cuts him off with a quick boot though, hitting the ropes behind him and taking Tyler down with a Bulldog. In for the 'save' comes PRL, anxious to get back in the match, finding himself quickly back out of it as Heat guides him up and over the top rope to the floor!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OH NO! COLE PRL is lucky that happened now and not in the Lethal Rumble later. Although, it's a distinct possibility it might happen in the Lethal Rumble too. Heat does the 'shimmy dance' as PRL writhes in pain on the arena floor. Out of the corner of his eye he spots Tyler coming in and lands a right hand. And another. Make it three, dazing Tyler before whipping him off into the ropes. Down drops Heat, forcing Tyler up and over, the rebound bringing Tyler back into a BEAUTIFUL Standing Dropkick from the Colombian!! And the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Keeping Tyler under control, Heat checks on Fly to see if he wants to come back in. And he does. So the tag is made, Colombian Heat jarring Tyler with an Atomic Drop before he leaves the ring. That leaves Tyler stationary as Fly springboards to the top, soaring in with a Crossbody... 1... TYLER ROLLS THROUGH... 1... 2... NO!! COLE Oh, so, so close! Spanish Fly almost paid the price for that high-risk maneuver! As he gets to his feet, Tyler tries to go for the tag to Shayne Brave. Fly lands a boot though, then a forearm to keep Tyler from tagging. COACH I'm begging someone to tag PRL or Popick! It's like these four are deliberately freezing them out of this match! COLE And I'm sure the only one out here who feels sorry about that. Fly looks for an Irish whip now, but the larger Tyler manages to get a reversal and instead send Spanish Fly for the ride. Hitting the ropes at full speed, Fly throws his feet at "Tremendous" Tyler on the way back with a Front Dropkick! The force rolls Tyler right through to his feet, Fly already on the run again and shooting at Tyler again. This time he forces the wheelbarrow, pushing up off the canvas and looking for the Rube Goldberg Bulldog... ...but Tyler blocks, throwing Fly forward and sitting out with a Faceplant of sorts! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" As Fly checks for any bleeding through the mask, the tag is made between D*LUX again. Shayne is in quickly, looking to catch Fly while he's down with an elbow... ...nobody home! COACH Wow, great move dummy. Get Tha Puerto Rican in already! Tag is made to Colombian Heat, sending Shayne straight into the ropes and landing a Leaping Back Elbow upon his return. As Shayne settles in the middle of the ring, Heat then goes for the ropes again. This time he springboards to the middle rope, flipping back overhead with the WESTSIIIIIIIDE (Asai) Moonsault across "Showtime"'s chest!! 1... 2... TWO ONLY! Encouraging Shayne back to his feet, Heat is ready. So too is Popick, now sick of waiting around and rushing Heat. He succeeds just about as well as his partner did though, Heat backdropping SJP UUUUP and over the top to the floor! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH This isn't fair. This isn't fair! Back to the action and Shayne tries to catch Heat unawares with a Monkey Flip. Heat pushes Shayne off though, "Showtime" rolling back to his feet and getting knocked down with a big Clothesline! Fired up, Heat isn't waiting any longer. He places the hands around his throat and gags for air, the signal for the Colombian Necktie! COLE Heat is going for the finish here! COACH What a coward, he won't even dare fight PRL and Popick, he wants to end the match while they're hurt! COLE You do realize that... oh, nevermind. Heat pulls Shayne back to his feet, kneeing him in the gut and latching onto the arms. Turning over, Heat then lifts "Showtime" up, looking for the Colombian Necktie... ...but Shayne floats behind, landing on his feet and dropkicking Heat in the back... *THUD!* ...sending him sternum first into the D*LUX corner!! COLE Shayne Brave dodged a bullet right there! While he has the chance, Shayne dives for the tag to bring Tyler in again. And quick as a flash, Tyler rushes into the ring, placing Heat in the very same position he had his partner in moments ago and looking to hoist him up!! COLE He's going for the Recordbreaker!! He's going for Heat's own move on him! COACH Now THIS I like! Tyler manages to get underneath Heat and as the Colombian shakes his head 'No', he finds himself going up, up... ...and OVER, Heat able to counter his own move!! COLE And it's HEAT dodging the bullet this time! As he lands on his feet behind "Tremendous" Tyler, Heat places his hands up on the boybander's shoulders. Up and over he goes with a leapfrog, landing with his back to Tyler, the perfect set-up to flip back AND LAND THE PELE KICK!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" DON WEST THE PELE~! THE PELE~! HE GOT HIM WITH THE PELE MIKE, HE CAN HIT IT FROM ANYWHERE~!!! COLE Where the hell did he come from!? COACH Who? COLE ...nevermind. Rolling Tyler over onto his back, Heat hooks the leg and counts along with referee Brian Hebner's count... 1... 2... PICTURE PERFECT ELBOWDROP OFF THE TOP FROM SHAYNE BRAVE!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE WHAT A SAVE!! COACH You know what, now that I think about it, this isn't so bad after all. Let these four punks beat each other down and PRL and Popick can feed off of the scraps! It's perfect! Heat rolls off of Tyler, holding the back of his head, the boybander slowly turning over on top as Shayne is sent back to the corner... 1... 2... FLY SAVES WITH A RUNNING LEGDROP!! COLE It's breaking down here, Brian Hebner doing well to keep any semblance of order right now. Both Tyler and Heat are looking dazed now. And they both take the opportunity to crawl to their respective corners, making the tags out to "Showtime" Shayne and Spanish Fly! The two cruiserweight come in with the same idea, leaping in over the ropes and running at each other with crossbody blocks. Unfortunately, what results is a mid-air collision, the two men just bouncing off of each other and crashing to the canvas! Both men are down, hard to tell who got the worst of it. Both their partners are down too, so it's down to them and them alone. "LET'S GO D*LUX!" "HEAT AND FLY!" "LET'S GO D*LUX!" "HEAT AND FLY!" COLE This crowd is split right down the middle, 50/50! COACH But there's three teams in the match. COLE Okay. 50/50/0. Although, there is you. At an estimate, you're about 0.0001% of the people in this arena, which is therefore pretty much Popick and Tha Puerto Rican's fanbase tonight. As Fly and Shayne begin to recover though, into the ring sneaks PRL. He lays Shayne out with a clothesline as he gets to his feet, before taking Spanish Fly and throwing him across the ring, into the corner where Popick can tag himself in! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Alright! Popick is in and the other two teams are easy picking, just like I said would happen. Finally back in the match, Popick wastes no time in dragging Shayne away from his corner and dropping an elbow to the upper back. And another. Sitting down at "Showtime"'s side, Popick then hooks the arms and looks to apply the Higher Calling... ...and despite a brief struggle... ...HE GETS IT LOCKED IN!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE The Higher Calling is locked in! And Shayne Brave has no arms to reach the ropes with, he's got to try and shift around and go feet first, if he can crawl at all. COACH He can't! He's not strong enough! Popick pulls back on the far arm and Shayne howls in pain, able to see the ropes but not able to get to them. In the corner, PRL is pulling away in spirit with Popick, encouraging his partner to 'make him tap', just like they were made to on Thursday night. "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" Trying to turn so his feet are nearer the ropes, Shayne manages to shuffle around a little. Popick continues to wrench away with the hold though. It looks like Shayne might be close to submitting, Popick nodding away, just waiting for him to give it up... ...Shayne tries another crawl, but it doesn't last long! Popick pulls back on the hold again! COACH He's got to give it up! Stop playing the hero you idiot and give up before Popick tears your damn shoulder out of the socket! Giving up all hope of reaching the ropes, it's just a matter of time now. Shayne is hanging on and hoping someone will come to his rescue, his last chance, as he grits his teeth, trying not to submit despite every braincell in his head screaming at him to do just that... ...AS TYLER BRYANT FINALLY MAKES THE SAVE!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" PRL DAMNIT REFEREE!! COACH Yeah, damnit ref! Get him out of the ring, he's not legal! Hebner does just that, pointing Tyler back to his corner. Fuming, Popick climbs back up and makes the tag to Tha Puerto Rican and telling his partner to 'finish him off'. COLE PRL back in this match-up. The Corporate Champ picks "Showtime" Shayne up. He nails him with Rock-style punches to the temple! He gives Shayne some European Uppercuts, and then whips him into the ropes. PRL goes for a clothesline, Shanye ducks, bounces off the ropes...and fires with a flying clothesline of his own! COLE Wow! COACH Damn! Shayne Brave grabs Puerto Rican by his hair and takes him over to the PR/Popick corner. Shayne forearms PRL in the face several times, while Popick tries to punch Shayne in the face, but fails. Miserably. Brave whips Tha Puerto Rican into the opposite turnbuckle--PRL reverses--Shayne goes into the turnbuckle. P.R. charges forward--Shayne moves out of the way, and PRL does the "Bret Bump" onto the mat! COLE And Shayne moves out of the way! Shanye quickly goes for the cover! 1...2...RIGHT SHOULDER UP! Brave picks Tha Puerto Rican up, and gets scratched in the eyes as a result! Puerto gets up, and grabs Shayne. He hooks him up, giving him a wheelbarrow suplex! P.R. gets up again, and starts stomping on Shayne's chest with his shaky leg kicks. P.R. then takes things one step further by choking Shayne with his right foot, using the ropes for leverage. "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" "LET'S GO SHAYNE!" COLE PRL is using anything he can to win this match, and win back the titles he believe were stolen from him and Popick! COACH Which they were. P.R. keeps choking Shayne with his foot until Brian Hebner tells him to stop at the count of 5. PRL stops at 4. Colombian Heat yells at the ref to do something about P.R.'s cheating. Tha Puerto Rican picks Shanye up and taunts him. He then runs with him towards the ropes, where afterwards, he jumps over the top rope and onto the floor while still holding onto Shayne's head, which causes Shayne's throat to hit the top rope, which then causes Shayne to snap back onto the mat! The Ricochet! COLE Ricochet from Tha Puerto Rican! Tha Puerto Rican climbs the ring steps and enters the ring again, so that he can wait for Shayne to get up. When Shayne's on his knees, PRL charges forward, leaping over Shayne's head while grabbing him in mid-air so that he can give him a neckbreaker on the way down! COLE Lightning Shock from Tha Puerto Rican! COACH You know, people shouldn't bend like that. COLE Which is why PR uses that move. COACH That's why he rules. Tha Puerto Rican has a smile on his face, knowing full well that things are going his team's way. The crowd boos loudly. "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" "P.R. SUCKS!" Colombian Heat puts his hands out for the tag. PRL taunts him for it. Puerto Rican picks "Showtime" Shayne up again. He cradles him up. Cradle DDT! COLE PRL with the Esto Daño De La Cogida De La Voluntad! COACH Way to go, Puerto! Hurt that boyband wuss! P.R. makes the tag to Popick. COLE PR's team is in total control of this match-up! Popick picks Shayne up and gives him a stalling neckbreaker! He picks Shayne up again...and gives him a wristlock suplex! He covers Shayne. ONE! TWO! KICK OUT! POPICK Rats! Stephen Joseph Popick picks up "Showtime" Shayne Brave by his hair. He whips Shayne Brave into a neutral corner. Popick makes the tag to Tha Puerto Rican. Tha Puerto Rican charges forward. Stinger Splash! COLE PRL and Popick are systematically wearing down their opponent. COACH It's reasons like this why PR and Popick were the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions for 2 months! COLE Well, that and cheating. COACH Don't start, Michael. As a "LET’S GO SHAYNE!" chant starts up again, Tha Puerto Rican pulls Shayne off the turnbuckle and gives him a bodyslam. The crowd starts buzzing, since they know what is coming up next. COLE He could be going for it! PR could be going for it! Tha Puerto Rican exits the ring and climbs the top rope. The crowd starts booing again. PRL removes his left elbow pad and throws it into the crowd. He stands up on the top rope, points to Heat and D*LUX, and then jumps off, doing the "Up yours!" gesture in mid-air. Corporate Elbow Drop on Shayne Brave! COLE Corporate Elbow Drop from The Corporate Champ! COACH Cover him, P.R.! You've got him! COLE Looks like he's listening to you! 1... 2... 3--KICK OUT! COLE And that's what happens when people listen to Da Coach! "D-LUX!" "D-LUX!" "D-LUX!" "D-LUX!" PRL gets up. He sneers at Shayne Brave, wondering what to do next. He decides that some shaky leg kicks will do just fine. Then he decides to punch Colombian Heat in the face, knocking him off the ring apron! Puerto goes back to Shayne, picking the D*LUX member off the mat. KICK! WHAM! CORPORATE NIGHTMARE! NO! Shayne escapes! So PR clotheslines him back down to the mat! PRL points to his head to show the crowd how smart he is. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" PRL covers Shayne and gets two! Puerto picks Shayne up and takes him over to the heels corner. PR makes the tag to Popick. PR holds Shayne up, so that Popick can kick him in the stomach! PRL goes back to his corner, while Popick sends Shayne into the ropes, and follows with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a clothesline to the mat! Popick mutters something to Brave, and then picks him up once again. Snap suplex! Popick covers again. 1... 2... KICK OUT! Popick eyes the referee. He then makes the tag to Tha Puerto Rican. PRL talks trash at Heat/Fly, and then to Tyler Bryant. PR turns Shayne over, and applies a front facelock on Brave. COLE PRL trying to sap all the energy he can out of Shayne Brave. PRL has to compete with four other superstars in this match-up, so he might possibly have to eliminate each one of them one by one! P.R. cinches the hold tight. Brian Hebner checks on Shayne. Tyler Bryant climbs the second rope and claps his hands to try and rally Shayne. Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly also root Shayne on, not only because they respect him, but because if Shayne gives up, then Heat and Fly lose their titles. SPANISH FLY COME ON SHAYNE! PRL smiles evilly as he keeps the headlock on Shayne. COLE And Colombian Heat desperately watching this match. He knows very well that if Shayne submits, then he loses those HI-YAH Tag Team Titles! COACH Things are not looking good for the Champs! And I love it! COLOMBIAN HEAT GET UP, HOLMES! Shayne is pounding the mat with his feet to show he's still got life in him. Popick tells Puerto to 'keep the hold on him, tight!'. COACH Squeeze him tight, PR! Squeeze him tight! Shayne is starting to get up. Puerto gets on his left knee, still holding onto the facelock. Brave pushes himself up onto his knees. He then pushes himself up onto his right knee. COLE He's getting up! Shayne's fighting back! "Showtime" Shayne finally gets to a vertical base, but PRL still is on his left knee applying the facelock. That changes when PR stands up and cinches the facelock tighter. Brave punches PRL in the stomach to try and break the hold. PR still holds on! Shayne goes for a suplex, but PRL blocks it and elbows Shayne in the back of his neck! Finally, PRL lets go of the facelock, and instead goes for a vertical suplex, HOWEVER, Shayne lands on his feet behind Tha Puerto Rican and punches him in the face! Again! And again! And again! The punches stagger The Corporate Champ! Shayne Brave then kicks PRL in the gut! He kicks him in the gut again! SHINING ENZIGURI~! COLE Shining Enziguri! "Showtime" Shayne has brought PRL down with a Shining Enziguri! COACH Oh no! That move knocked PRL unconscious! He's gonna be in a coma now! Both PRL and Shayne lie on the mat. COLE Is that the opening Brave needs? PRL and Shayne begin crawling. PRL begins crawling over to the Heat/Fly corner, while Shayne begins crawling over to the D*LUX corner. Brian Hebner begins his 10 count. COLE Shayne Brave is crawling, closer and closer to his tag team partner! COACH Why doesn't PRL do the same? COLE I think he's on dream street now! PRL is on his hands and knees crawling over to Heat/Fly. He uses the bottom rope to start pulling himself up. As he does that, the OAOAST Starbucks Double Shot™ instant replay shows Shayne Brave's Shining Enziguri on Tha Puerto Rican. Shayne crawls closer and closer to the D*LUX corner. COLE Shayne's gonna make the tag! PRL better look out! PRL pulls himself up some more by using the second rope. He then pulls himself up to his feet by using the top rope. Once he does that, Colombian Heat slaps him on his right shoulder, which constitutes as a tag! A few seconds later, "Showtime" Shayne Brave makes the tag to "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Colombian Heat has tagged himself in! Tyler Bryant is also in! COACH He can't do that! COLE He can in this match! PRL looks PO'd at Heat. But he can't do anything else but watch as Colombian Heat and Tyler Bryant enter the ring! Heat clotheslines Tyler down! Another clothesline! And another clothesline! PRL charges forward, so Heat hits him with a leg lariat! Heat runs over to Popick and punches him in the face! Colombian Heat picks Tyler up, and Irish whips him into the ropes. Heat grabs Tyler when he returns. Overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex! Colombian Heat does a SHIMMY~! COLE Heat is a House...EN FUEGO~! Colombian Heat stares down at Tyler, and then does a breakdance move, finishing off with a leg drop! Heat picks Tyler up. Tyler is slightly dazed, and will be more as Heat drops him to the mat with the BONG HIT~! COLE Bong Hit! The Bong Hit on Tyler! Colombian Heat makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THRE--TYLER KICKS OUT! COLE And Tyler Bryant kicks out just in the nick of time! CH picks Tyler Bryant up by his hair. He throws him into a neutral corner. There, Heat unleashes a combination of chops and punches on Tyler Bryant! Heat then heads to the opposite corner, the PR/Popick corner, and then charges forward with...a Stinger Splash!? COLE Stinger Splash on Tyler Bryant! That's a move from Tha Puerto Rican's playbook! COACH That punk! Stealing other people's moves! COLE *COUGH* Colombian Heat looks at PRL and points to his crotch. That's enough to cause PRL and Popick to enter the ring and attack Heat! COLE Hey! What are they doing here? They aren't the legal men! COACH Yeah, but when you insult Tha Puerto Rican, you better not expect to get away with it! PRL and Popick beat on Colombian Heat while Tyler Bryant rests on the turnbuckle. The crowd boos loudly. But then they cheer when Spanish Fly comes in and fires off shots on Popick! COACH Get that brat out of the ring! Spanish Fly nails Stephen Joseph with forearm shots to the face! This has given Colombian Heat the distraction he needs to start hitting PRL with punches to the face! Brian Hebner tries to retain order, but it's not working. Tyler Bryant gets a much needed break as he watches, along with Shayne Brave on the ring apron, Heat/Fly battle PR/Popick. COLE Things are breaking down in the ring! PR/Popick duking it out with Heat/Fly! The crowd cheers loudly as Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly have "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick on the ropes. Heat and Fly give PR and Popick and Irish whip into the ropes. When Popick returns, Fly gives him a headscissors takedown onto the mat! Colombian Heat hits PRL with an AJ Styles-like dropkick! COACH OH NO! OH NO! COLE Two beatdowns for the price of one! COACH SHUT IT, MICHAEL! Colombian Heat stomps on PRL on the mat. Meanwhile, Spanish Fly has taken Popick to a corner, and is busy forearming him in the face. Spanish Fly pulls Popick out of the turnbuckle, and heads to the top rope. Spanish Fly sits on the top turnbuckle while he grabs Popick in a front facelock. Fly leaps off the top rope and nails Popick with a tornado DDT! The crowd cheers! Colombian Heat is still stomping on PRL. COLE We’ve got a pier-six brawl going on right now! COACH Try as you might, you're not even HALF the announcer Gordon Solie was. Spanish Fly runs over to his corner, where he climbs the top rope. He waits for Popick to get up. COLE What's he going to do now? COACH Something illegal I bet! Popick sits up. He slowly gets to his right knee. Spanish Fly motions for Popick to come to him. Popick slowly gets back to his feet. He is groggy. His eyes are glazed over. Popick is having trouble standing up too. Since Popick's back is turn towards Spanish Fly, Fly decides that there's no better time than now to leap off the top rope... FLY SWATTER ON POPICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111 "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Fly Swatter! Fly Swatter on Stephen Joseph Popick! COACH Hey! He can't do that! He's not the legal man! COLE Spanish Fly just took out Popick with the Fly Swatter! COACH He should be disqualified! He's cheating, plain and simple! GRRRRRRRR! The crowd is going nuts. Spanish Fly rolls Popick under the bottom rope and onto the floor. He's knocked out from the Fly Swatter. Fly then exits the ring and returns to his corner. Meanwhile, Colombian Heat has picked Tha Puerto Rican up. Heat whips Tha Puerto Rican into the ropes--NO!--Puerto reverses---NO!--Heat reverses, kicks PR in the gut, turns around, grabs PR's arms, and then turns around again, lifting PRL high up into the air! COACH OH NO! OH NO! OH NO! The crowd goes nuts! The loudest they've been all match! COLE He’s got him up! Can he connect!? Colombian Heat has PRL ready. He has a wide smile on his face. Colombian Heat looks at Spanish Fly, looks at D*LUX, and then looks at the crowd, then he screams out loud. COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 "YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Colombian Necktie! Colombian Heat has knocked PRL out with that move! COACH But it's not fair! PR and Popick are not the legal men! Why are they doing this!? COLE Divide and conquer! Get rid of PR/Popick now, so that they can concentrate on D*LUX! And I think they've just taken out PR/Popick from this match-up! COLE They should be DISQUALIFIED RIGHT NOW! Colombian Heat quickly gets back to his feet and picks the unconscious Puerto Rican up. He yells through his teeth as runs with PRL towards the ropes, before throwing him OVER the top rope and onto the floor! PR lies face-down on the ground, while his partner, Popick, lies on his back only a few feet away from him! COLE I think it's safe to say that Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick are OUT of this match! They've just been eliminated from contention! COACH That shouldn't count! And anyways, PR and Popick will return. They always do! That's their whole M.O.! COLE I think you're thinking of Hulk Hogan. COACH I'M THINKING OF PR AND POPICK! THAT'S WHO I'M THINKING OF!!! COLE Geez, calm down Coach. Your boyfriend isn't injured, at least I don't think so! COACH He's not my boyfriend! My boyfriend is--I mean, PRL is--UGH! COACH MAD~! COLE Whoa. Look out., world! Coach is on the loose! HA! HA! HA! COACH I hate you so very much. Colombian Heat smiles a wide smile as he looks at his former best friend lying on the outside. This is why he doesn't notice when a recharged Tyler Bryant grabs him from behind and starts punching him in the face! COLE Tyler Bryant has spent the last few minutes recharging his batteries, watching all that went down, and now he's back in action as this match turns into, well, I guess, a regular two-on-two tag team match! Fly is at his corner, and so is Shayne Brave, and Brian Hebner finally has some order inside the ring. "Tremendous" Tyler attacks the Colombian superstar with punches and CLUBBERIN’ FOREARMS OF DEATH~! He hits a vertical suplex on Heat, then makes the tag to a fresh "Showtime" Shayne Brave. Brave immediately drops some elbows onto Colombian Heat's chest. COLE This is a one-fall contest. Whoever wins becomes HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions. All three teams in this match have held those belts in the span of 3 months. But only one of them can have them again tonight at Anglepalooza! Shayne picks Colombian Heat up. He hits him with a European Uppercut which knocks him down. Shayne then stomps on Heat. He makes the tag to Tyler. Shayne picks Heat up and whips him into the ropes, where Tyler picks Heat up and drives him down with a Samoan Drop! Tyler covers Heat. ONE! TWO! LEFT SHOULDER UP! COLE And Heat just gets the shoulder up! COACH That's good. That means PR and Popick still have a chance to win. "Tremendous" Tyler is frustrated by the count, but he strives on, picking Heat up and nailing him in the face with forearms. Bryant grabs Heat's right hand and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Sleeperhold! COLE Sleeperhold on Colombian Heat! COACH Where's Tha Puerto Rican? Will somebody please wake up Tha Puerto Rican!? Heat flings his arms around while in the sleeperhold. Brian Hebner checks on Heat's condition. He winces in pain. Tyler turns the sleeperhold into a side headlock. He cinches the hold tight. Tyler walks over to his corner, where Shayne slaps Tyler’s back to make the tag. Bryant whips Colombian Heat into the ropes. Heat bounces off the ropes INTO A DOUBLE SUPERKICK FROM D*LUX! COLE Hit Me Baby One More Time! Shayne makes the cover! 1... 2.... KICK OUT! COLE Not now! As Heat kicks out! "LET’S GO D*LUX!" "HEAT AND FLY!" "LET’S GO D*LUX!" "HEAT AND FLY!" "LET’S GO D*LUX!" "HEAT AND FLY!" "LET’S GO D*LUX!" "HEAT AND FLY!" "Showtime" Shayne Brave picks Colombian Heat up and takes him over to the D*LUX corner. Brave kicks Heat's gut numerous times, and then makes the tag back to Bryant. Spanish Fly can only watch as Tyler gives Colombian Heat a back suplex! Bryant turns Heat onto his stomach and applies a front facelock on him. COLE Tyler Bryant with that front facelock trying to wear Colombian Heat down. Heat quickly gets back to his feet, but is still in the front facelock. Heat desperately puts his right hand out for a tag, but Tyler won't let go. Heat punches Tyler in the stomach several times. "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" Tyler, sensing that he's in trouble, walks over to his corner, and has Shayne slap him on his back to make the tag. Shayne strikes Colombian Heat's back with aggression as Tyler heads back to the ring apron. PRL and Popick are starting to move on the outside. Shayne Brave gives Heat a snapmare takeover, and then bounces off the ropes to deliver a front dropkick to Heat's face! Brave goes for the cover again. And gets two! Brave gets up and makes the tag to Tyler. COLE Tag team wrestling 101. Get the fresh guy in and out of the ring as quick as possible, and go for the quick pinfalls. D*LUX pick Colombian Heat up. KELLY CLARKSON CLUTCH! Shayne heads back into the ring apron. "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant picks Colombian Heat up and whips him into the ropes. Colombian Heat reverses. Heat punches Tyler in the face. He punches him again! And again! Colombian Heat DANCES~! And then knocks Tyler Bryant to the mat with the fourth punch! COLE Shake, Rattle, & Roll from Colombian Heat! Colombian Heat bounces off the ropes, does a SHIMMY~!, and then drops a knee onto Tyler Bryant's face! COLE Shaky Leg Knee Drop from Colombian Heat! Heat makes the tag to Spanish Fly. Spanish Fly bounces off the ropes, does a SHIMMY~!, and drops a knee onto Tyler Bryant's face! COLE Whoa, a Shaky Leg Knee Drop from Spanish Fly! COACH So, they steal moves from each other? That's nice. Spanish Fly picks Tyler Bryant up. Fly Irish whips Tyler Bryant into the ropes, and follows with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Fly poses for the fans! They cheer! SF picks up Bryant and sends him over to the D*LUX corner. Fly nails "Tremendous" Tyler with forearm shots to the head. Fly then runs over and makes the tag to Colombian Heat. Heat charges in and nails Tyler Bryant with a flurry of punches. He then switches over to martial arts kicks all over Tyler's body as the crowd gets hotter. Heat finishes the kicks with a jumping back kick to Tyler's jaw which causes him to slump down to the mat, his head resting on the bottom turnbuckle pad. "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Oh great. COLE He's going for it! It could be time! Colombian Heat smiles. He plays to the crowd some more, and then makes the "low-rider" hand gesture. COLE Here it comes! Colombian Heat charges forward. BRONCOBUSTER~! COLE Broncobuster! Broncobuster on Tyler Bryant! COACH He's used to that move, what with Shayne being his partner and all. COLE Don't start! Don't even start! Colombian Heat picks Bryant up. He sits him on the top rope, and then makes the tag to Spanish Fly. Heat jogs back over to Tyler Bryant so that he can watch him and make sure he stays seated on the top turnbuckle. Spanish Fly charges forward, Colombian Heat grabs him, and alley oops him onto Tyler Bryant who's seated on the top rope. Spanish Fly then brings Tyler to the mat with a Frankensteiner! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Wow! From the top rope! Spanish Fly's got 'im! Spanish Fly covers Tyler Bryant, hooking his left leg! 1! 2! SHAYNE BREAKS THE COUNT! COLE And Shayne just saved the match-up! COLE Saved the match-up for PR/Popick to win, that is! Colombian Heat enters the ring and beats on Shayne, then throws him over the top rope and onto the floor! Heat then slugs it out with Tyler Bryant as Brian Hebner tries to keep things in order. Heat gains the advantage and whips Tyler into the ropes, hitting him with drop toehold, which causes Tyler to land on the second rope! The crowd cheers. SPANISH FLY 6-1-9! COLE I'm pretty sure Spanish Fly is the legal man, but maybe not! This match has gotten out of control! Spanish Fly bounces off the ropes, grabs the top rope... COLE Here it comes! 6-1-9 TO "TREMENDOUS" TO TYLER BRYANT~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 COLE And it connects to Tyler Bryant! The 6-1-9 from Fly! Spanish Fly runs across the ring apron and then climbs the top rope. He plays to the crowd. COLE He's setting Bryant up for the Fly Swatter! Suddenly, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican shows up and bounces the ropes, which causes Fly to lose his balance, and crotch himself on the top rope! COLE Hey! Tha Puerto Rican's back! See! You see? I told you! I told you that he would be back! Yes, I am right! Wooooo! COACH PRL is indeed back in this match-up, and that could spell trouble for D*LUX, Colombian Heat, and Spanish Fly! The crowd boos. PRL grabs Spanish Fly by his mask, and throws him off the turnbuckle and onto the floor! Fly hits the floor with a thud! PRL gets off the ring apron and stomps on Spanish Fly. Stephen Joseph Popick is also up, and he soon joins PRL in stomping on Spanish Fly! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE PRL and Popick doing a number on Fly! COACH Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Stomp him down, P.R.! Stomp him down, Popick! Get him! Get that little bug! Spanish Fly is severely weakened by all the stomping. Luckily for him, Colombian Heat gets off the ring apron and runs over to where PR and Popick are so that he can start duking it out with them! COLE Colombian Heat coming to his partner's aid! Colombian Heat slugs it out with PR and Popick! While this is going on, Spanish Fly, whose eyes are glazed over, slowly gets up. Fly uses the bottom rope to pull himself up, and roll back into the ring where D*LUX awaits. Like a predator striking its prey, "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant immediately starts stomping on Spanish Fly as soon as his body is inside the ring! COLE And Tyler Bryant wasting no time in attacking Spanish Fly! He sees an opening, and he wants those Tag Team Titles back, so he's taking full advantage of this situation! The crowd doesn't know how to react to what they''e seeing. "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant stomps on Spanish Fly's back until he stops moving. Colombian Heat is still brawling with Stephen Joseph Popick and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican so he doesn't notice this. Tyler Bryant tells Shayne Brave to do something. Brave runs across the ring apron to what is *supposed* to be the PR/Popick corner and climbs the top rope. The crowd comes alive. COLE Hey... COACH Oh no! COLE Hey... COACH NO! DAMN IT! NO! COLE This looks like the end! COACH NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Tyler Bryant picks Spanish Fly up and then bends down, throwing Spanish Fly facedown onto his right knee. The crowd gets louder! COLE It could be time! COACH Hey PR! P.R.! Popick!? POPICK!? PR! POPICK! HEY GUYS! LOOK! LOOK INTO THE RING! LOOK! COLE They're going for it! COACH TURN AROUND PR! TURN AROUND! "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant has Spanish Fly set up on his right knee. "Showtime" Shayne Brave is crutched on the top rope. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Joseph Popick are still fighting with Colombian Heat. "Showtime" Shayne Brave stands on the top rope, and looks down at his partner. COACH TURN AROUND! Shayne Brave leaps off the top rope... TO COMPLETE THE AS SEEN ON 60 MINUTES~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 COLE As Seen On 60 Minutes! As Seen On 60 Minutes! D*LUX have just done their finishing maneuver on Spanish Fly, and neither Colombian Heat, nor PRL or Popick seem to notice! COACH THEY GOT TO! THEY JUST GOT TO! PRL AND POPICK CANNOT LOSE THIS ONE! COLE They just might! Here's the cover! Could this be it? "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant covers Spanish Fly, hooking his left leg. "Showtime" Shayne Brave stands guard in the ring, but he doesn't really have to, since Colombian Heat, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, and Stephen Joseph Popick are still getting into it on the outside. Referee Brian Hebner counts, along with the fans in the Dunkin' Donuts Center. 1.... 2.... 2 1/2 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 COACH NO! NO! NO! NO! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* (22:13) TYLER BRYANT YEAH-UH~! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tyler Bryant pumps his fists! Shayne Brave does a celebratory leap into the air! The crowd pops loudly as "First To Believe" by A1 begins playing. Heat, PR, and Popick have stopped fighting and see what's going on in the ring. COLE It's over! D*LUX are Tag Team Champions! Again! COACH P.R... BUFFER Here are your winners...and NEW HI-YAH Tag Team Champions of the woooooorrrrrlllllllllllld! D*LLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXX!!!! Tyler Bryant and Shayne Brave share a warm embrace inside the ring. Meanwhile, outside of the ring, Colombian Heat, PRL, and Popick stand there stunned at having lost. PRL stomps the ground in frustration. Spanish Fly is still lying on the mat, but he is moving. COLE Right here at Anglepalooza in the Dunkin' Donuts Center, D*LUX have gotten back the Tag Team Titles they believe were stolen from them, and are now HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions for an unprecedented THIRD time! COACH It's just not fair! PRL and Popick were knocked out for half of the match! Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly should have never done their moves on them! COLE There's always an excuse with you, isn't there? D*LUX have got the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles once again, Coach! Thats FINAL! PRL slaps the ring apron! Popick is FURIOUS~! Colombian Heat just sighs. Brian Hebner hands the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belts to both members of D*LUX, who raise them over their heads to the crowd's delight. Spanish Fly is using the second and third ropes to pull himself up, heartbroken at losing. COLE A wrong has been righted! At November Reign, D*LUX were SCREWED out of the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles, but tonight at Anglepalooza, they have gotten their revenge! They are the new HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, and you can bet that Jade Rodez is watching this and is absolutely ecstatic for her team! COACH This has been an awful night so far for The Lightning Crew! Jade Rodez beat Princess Stacey, and now PR has been SCREWED out of the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles! At least there's still the Lethal Rumble! At least there's that! COLE What are you talking about? PRL started this by pulling Spanish Fly out of the ring! He has no one to blame for this but himself! If he didn’t want to beat down Spanish Fly, maybe he would have been there in time to prevent D*LUX from winning! COACH Spanish Fly started it just by living! This match should have never included that midget! In fact, this match should have never taken place! PRL and Popick were screwed out of those titles two weeks ago, you know! COLE Let's not start this again, Coach. This is a time of celebration! D*LUX have gotten their belts back! COACH It was never theres. Itss always been PR and Popick's! COLE Well, PR and Popick didn't show interest in the belts until last November. COACH ....Uh... COLE That shut you up. "First To Believe" continues playing as "Showtime" Shayne Brave and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant celebrate in the ring with their newly won belts. D*LUX have smiles on their faces as wide as The Cheshire Cat's. Despite being in pain, tired, and out of breath, D*LUX are HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions again, as all that counts. COLE Let’s take a look at the replay. The OAOAST Anglepalooza 2007 logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the ending of the match starting with Spanish Fly doing the 6-1-9. COACH Okay, I’ll do it. I’ll tell you how it REALLY happened. Spanish Fly went for the 6-1-9 and hit it on Tyler Bryant. Fly then went for his finisher, when he was crotched by Tha Puerto Rican and then pull off the top rope. Good job, Puerto. PR and Popick then started laying the smackdown on Spanish Fly, until that punk, that thug, Colombian HACK came out and attacked God’s Team! While all of this mess was going on, Spanish Fly crawled his little midget carcass back into the ring, where Shayne Brave and Tyler Bryant took advantage of Fly’s weakened state and gave him the As Seen On 60 Minutes WHEN PR AND POPICK WEREN’T LOOKING to win the match and STEAL the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles! There you go. That’s what happened, straight up. No bias from me. I’m fair and balanced. COLE You’re like the Fox News of professional wrestling announcers. COACH Thank you! COLE That wasn’t a compliment. COACH Oh. Spanish Fly is up. D*LUX stops and stares at him. A hush silence falls over the crowd as they greatly anticipate the next move. COLE What’s going to happen now? "First To Believe" by A1 dies down. Shayne and Tyler stare at Spanish Fly. COLE Spanish Fly is pretty upset. He didn’t want to lose the Titles so soon! COACH Does Spanish Fly really think he can take both members of D*LUX on? HA! COLE This is a tense moment. What’s going to happen between D*LUX and Heat-Fly? PRL and Popick are watching this outside the ring. The crowd is buzzing. Spanish Fly takes a deep breath...and then puts his right hand out. The crowd cheers. D*LUX stare at each other. They sling their HI-YAH World Tag Team Title belts over their shoulders...and then Shayne Brave shakes Spanish Fly’s hand! Tyler then shakes Fly’s hand! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH Awwww! I wanted to see them fight! COLE What a show of sportsmanship from Spanish Fly! He may have lost, but he’s still got a good heart, and knows there’s always next time! COACH There won’t BE a next time! Watch as D*LUX hog the titles and never defend them! COLE Oh I don’t know. They weren’t like that during their first two reigns, and I’m sure they won’t be like that now, especially after all they’ve been through these past three months! COACH Whatever! People change, Cole! People change! "First To Believe" by A1 starts playing again. Colombian Heat enters the ring and slaps Tyler Bryant’s right hand, then pulls him in for a hug. He does the same to Shayne Brave. The crowd cheers some more. Heat says one more thing to D*LUX, and then leaves the ring. Spanish Fly nods at D*LUX, and then follows Heat. COLE It’s good to know that there is still respect between those two teams! D*LUX did what they had to do in order to win back the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles. Heat and Fly know that, so there’s no hard feelings between them. Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly smile at D*LUX on the outside. Colombian Heat pounds his chest and then points at D*LUX with his right hand saying, "Respek!" D*LUX pound their chests and say, "Respek!" too, but it just looks weird coming from them. Heat puts his right arm over Spanish Fly’s shoulders, and the two now-former HI-YAH Tag Team Champions walk back up the aisle, slapping hands with the fans along the way. COACH This makes me sick. Sportsmanship is SO 1994. Why, if that was PR and Popick, D*LUX would be left laying right about now! COLE Well thank God Heat and Fly aren’t PR and Popick then, huh? COACH Which one would Fly be? COLE I don’t care, Coach. I just don’t care. Speaking of PR and Popick, the former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions now walk up the aisle themselves, but with less dignity then Heat-Fly. PR/Popick yell at D*LUX from the outside, furious, and vowing to get the belts back. PRL even does the "You can’t see me!" hand gesture. D*LUX taunt the ex-champs, and laugh at them. Tyler waves bye-bye to PRL as "First To Believe" continues playing. COLE PRL is certainly NOT a happy camper right now! He lost his shot to regain the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles! COACH He’ll be back! He’s in the Lethal Rumble later tonight, you know. Don’t worry, PRL’s gonna win the Lethal Rumble Match then go on to win the World Heavyweight Title at AngleMania VI! THAT’LL cheer him up! COLE He’s gonna have to go through 29 other men to do it. COACH So what? He’s Tha Puerto Rican! He can do anything! COLE He can’t seem to win back the HI-YAH Tag Team Titles. COACH THAT WAS OVER THE LINE, COLE, AND YOU KNOW IT! COLE Heh, settle down, Coach. We’ll find out later tonight. PRL and Popick jaw with the fans. Popick gives a little boy in a Zack Malibu T-shirt the "Up yours!" hand gesture. Popick and P.R.L. leave through the sliding doors. COLE Well, things are certainly looking up in the D*LUX camp! Jade Rodez defeated Princess Stacey and D*LUX defeated TWO teams to win the HI-YAH World Tag Team Titles for a third time! One only knows what’s next for D*LUX and Jade Rodez! COACH It should be a three person lobotomy. Oh wait, Jade doesn’t need one. She’s a girl. Girls have no brains. COLE Thank you for that incredibly sexist comment, Cole. COACH Anytime. COLE I should tell Krista what you said. COACH NO DON’T! "Showtime" Shayne Brave and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant walk across the aisleway slapping hands with the fans and smiling. Shayne has his HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belt over his left shoulder, while Tyler has his HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belt over his right shoulder. The crowd is still cheering. COLE D*LUX survives the Triple Threat Tag Team Match at Anglepalooza, and have gotten their revenge over Stephen Joseph Popick and Tha Puerto Rican! Tonight is a night that "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant and "Showtime" Shayne Brave will NEVER forget! COACH (deadpan) Whoopee. Brian Hebner raises both members of D*LUX’s hands in victory. D*LUX high five each other. COLE What a night this has been thus far! And we’ve still got more to come! This show is FAR from over! "Showtime" Shayne Brave and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant raise their HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belts over their heads at the entrance. D*LUX put their arms around each others’ shoulders and raise their HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship belts high up in the air. "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT YEAH-UH~! "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE RADICAL! The crowd cheers loudly. D*LUX leave through the sliding doors as "First To Believe" by A1 continues playing. This is the last image we see before we fade out. FADE OUT