MrRant

"Shit in my shoes will you?! I'm the goddamn President of the United States!"

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PHOENIX -- Barry Bonds was hospitalized Sunday night because of exhaustion following his father's death. Bonds was scratched from San Francisco's lineup just minutes before Sunday night's game against the Arizona Diamondbacks, one day after he left a game because of an accelerated heart rate. The Giants won 3-1 to improve to 12-3 against the Diamondbacks this season. The Giants said Bonds was taken to a nearby hospital as a precaution and would remain overnight. Team spokesman Jim Moorehead said the slugger was still "likely" to play Monday in Phoenix. Bonds, 39, homered off Randy Johnson in the fourth inning of the Giants' 2-1 win Saturday, his first game back following the death of his father. Overwhelmed by emotion, however, Bonds came out in the eighth inning because of heart palpitations, lightheadedness and trouble breathing he said started right after his home run. San Francisco trainer Stan Conte said Bonds' heart rate was between 150-160 beats per minute after the home run -- a normal adult heart rate ranges from 60-100 beats per minute. The slugger was in the original lineup Sunday night, but the Giants announced minutes before the game that Jeffrey Hammonds would replace Bonds in left field and bat fourth. Bonds went to the hospital after consulting with Conte. Bobby Bonds died Aug. 23 at age 57 after being ill for nearly a year with lung cancer and a brain tumor. Barry Bonds missed the next six games. He was also on the bereavement list Aug. 14-18 to spend time with his father. Bonds' homer Saturday was his 40th this season and the 653rd of his career, moving him within seven of his godfather, Willie Mays, for third on the all-time list.

Goddamn it.

We don't own the team, have like a 20 year wait for season tickets, and we don't pass tickets on in our wills. These are bad things? We call that a fanbase. And it's 30 years, not 20. And that NFC North suuuuuuure can be tricky. I mean, those Lions could just EXPLODE any day now. (snicker) You're right, the NFC North is a pretty weak division, but the point I was making was that the AFC West (Rant's team's division) was a one-team division also last year (no one can tell me that San Diego was legit good). NFC West.

The only way that injury is funny is if he dropped to ground clutching is ass and screamed "He shot me in the ass!"

Thank God the Hawks have one of the best secondaries in the league so loses Springs for 8ish games won't hurt too much.

Broke hands? As in both?

At least we, like, win and stuff. *coughFALCONScough*

You desktop is probably corrupted. If the non destructive didn't do anything than you probably have two options: 1. Go to the Control Panel and click Users and create a new profile -or- 2. Destructive recovery.

And who can forget Vibes?

JMA is a commie. And you know what we do to commies don't ya Frenchy?

Go to HP.com and download the latest drivers for the printer.

Eddie Van Halen is #70? AFTER Kurt Cobain? I swear if I ever find the fucker who made this list I'd run him down on sheer principle.

It comes on Starz here and there and you can get it at Best Buy for around the $10 mark.

You get them depending on how "exciting" a game is. I got mine against Iowa in my dynasty. A blowout doesn't get if for you... mostly seems to be down to the wire games or close ones.

This goes hand in hand with that law in Illinois about if a woman says NO during intercourse and the girl decides that you didn't pull out in time and the woman is upset about it you can be charged with rape.

IQ test...... Shit... the games over for the Googlers.

Wow, never thought the day would come when Tyler would be accused of this. This ranks right up there with Gloria Aldred calling Big Gay Al a homophone on South Park. Tyler, your treading on my turf here -- if anyone is going to hate the Jews around here, it'll be me... I think I own that piece of turf. You may step lightly upon it though.

Notice the part that says too many connections? The board just can't handle to much traffic again. Happens a lot of PPV Sundays.

Yes... instead make a crack about Christianity because that would be OK since it isn't about the Jews.

I like you a lot more when I don't think about you. Why don't you want to think about me? I'm playful, witty, intelligent and an all round good guy.

You still left out the other two folders.

They should be just so that way you get all the folders.

There are Seahawks fans but they haven't been consistent enough to garner a sellout say even 75% of the tiem. UW is more popular because they are consistently in the hunt and of course were co-NCAA Champions in 1991.