Vern Gagne

Why doesn't CBS put the Texas/WV game on?

Come on Texas. You bastards better win tonight.

Paul Harvey doesn't have a show, he just does 10-15 minute segments.

First Name:Ghengis Last Name:Khan LL Nickname: Flush Number:79 Origin: Mongolia Birth date:12/24/87 Age to start: 18 Height:5'7 Weight:235 Bats: Both Throws: Right Position: catcher *** Arm 2 Defense 2 Speed 0 Contact Your ability to get the bat on the ball. Against Right Handed Pitchers-0 Against Left Handed Pitchers-0 Talent Gap Power-0 Your ability to hit the ball where the outfielders ain't--or in other words, your ability to knock an extra base hit. Against Right Handed Pitchers-0 Against Left Handed Pitchers-0 Talent-2 Homerun Power-2 Your ability to hit the ball over the fence. Against Right Handed Pitchers-0 Against Left Handed Pitchers-1 Talent-1 Eye-0 Your ability to make the pitcher pitch to you, force walks. Against Right Handed Pitchers-0 Against Left Handed Pitchers-0 Talent-0 Avoid Ks-0 Your ability to keep from hearing "strike three!" Against Right Handed Pitchers-0 Against Left Handed Pitchers-0 Talent-0 Both batters and pitchers fill this out Loyalty: How loyal you are to the team you're on. Choose from: Minimal, doesn't care Normal Loyal, endorses team Needs winner: How badly your player needs a winner. Choose from: No, doesn't care Sometimes YES, needs winning team Leader ability: How well you can lead a team. Choose from: None Some ability Great Leader Clutch performance: How well you perform when the heat is on. Choose from: Suffers Normal GREAT Consistency: How consistent you are in your playing. Choose from: Very inconsistent Average Good

I"m hopefully going to all three Minneapolis regional games.

I don't really like "Cinderalla" teams, because most of the time. When they lose, they get blown out. That's probably what will happen to Bradley, and the winner of the George Mason/ Wichita St game against UCONN.

Any Cuban players defect?

I'm pretty sure it's because Duke's awesome and everyone wants to see them play. They're such a polarizing, hate them or love them kind of team that everybody usually has a rooting interest. The other side of the coin is that they always destroy everyone in the second round, but what can you do. I guess that what happens when you're the premiere basketball program in the country. Thank's for the insight, Dickie V.

Bunch of Gerontophobics. You're supposed to respect your elders.

Apparently the Vikings are interested in Harrington.

Stupid Texas falls into a Penn style game.

What happened that year, that the offensive numbers were down so much? Also Bored. Did Kirby Puckett have a reasonable argument for AL MVP that year. No need for a full break down.

Was Martinez playing to win, or wanting to get every guy the proper amount of playing time?

Look you lazy hippie.

How many days a week does Jerry Lawler work?

You don't have to eat fish if your a catholic. I'm a catholic and don't like fish, and the important thing is not eating meat on Fridays.

For such a loyal worker, Holly's only making $217,000 without any of the added perks. Wonder what Trish makes yearly on her merchandise?

Iona is my cinderalla of the tourney. Mostly because Jeff Ruland was one of the Bruise Brothers.

Woods might be preparing for the Masters, and just want to work on his game these next two tourney's he plays in.

Don't they call it the opening round game? That's different than the first round, I guess.

Are they going to change up the brackets for the next tournament?

John Clayton speculated the Saints are going to draft Mario Williams of NC State.

Very disapointed in the US.

The US team should be fucking embarassed by their effort.

Forgot the minor league games. I just hope Seattle is patient with Hernandez.