Hank Kingsley

"They gave everyone raises. Even Kenneth, the badass mail clerk with a heart of gold." ~ "Hey Kenneth, did I get any mail today?" "No! And if you come any closer I'll slice ya!" "Okay, okay! Sheesh, what a badass!" "Yeah, well that badass just gave half his paycheck to orphans. Orphans with diseases" *cue sympathetic music*

Got it Thuriday, watched IV and V today. It wasn't a wave of nostalgia, it was like a Peter North ejaculation of nostalgia. I almost forgot how much I love these movies.

Somehow, I doubt that.

From Angel, of course. Prissy Brit turned shotgun-toting badass. I'd actually have to agree with her on that.

Han Solo is/was such a bad ass.

I'm glad Chip and Kim won. Anyway, has there ever been a finale where it came down to the actual race to the finish line? That'd be nuts.

This is CRAZY. I thought Chip and Kim were done for.

"MY FEET DON'T TOUCH!" Shut UP already.

Aww damn. Flesher was probably my favorite character/writer next to Edwin and JT Playa, so it inhales vigorously to see you go. Get that goddamn law degree and prosper, you son of a bitch. Oh, and sorry about that one six-man tag.

First, I'd just like to say congrats to Duran for a hell of a match and closure for two characters. I'd like to say I co-wrote, but it was just a small contribution towards the overall match. Of course, that's all I've read so far, but I'll try my damndest to get this whole thing down.

Ha.

...Finding Nemo.

Naples.

This is joyous.

holy fuck, Manson. Those are the greatest pictures I've seen in ages.

I disagree. It's like R. Kelly urinating on a 12-year-old girl while singing "I Believe I Can Fly". It shouldn't be good, but somehow, it is.

This is crazy and good.

Crazy glue on the toilet seats? LOL, classic! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, it's crazy how this one was heading RIGHT FOR US! last week and now we'll barely get any wind or rain.

How do you follow those two? Frisco, you son of a bitch, you suck.

Isaiah 30:1 "Woe to the rebellious children," says the Lord, "who take counsel, but not of Me, and who devise plans, but not of My Spirit, that they may add sin to sin"

That was a very strong retort, Nice Guy Adam.

Poor The Masked Man. Due to overwhelming scholarly circumstances, I shall be unable to write for the SWF's biggest show of the year. I'll have a promo on Smarkdown explaining this. I'll try to do something for the show, but I won't be in a wrestling capacity.