The Czech Republic

Shame on Corporate Fat Cat America for sullying the great time-honored word "crunk."

I just don't like the collective thing. Elephant 6 underwhelmsme

raaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkk oooooooonnnnnnnnn

Dunno. But I do know that Alpine Valley is in the early stages of death. Kinda sad, but meh.

It'd be the best thing the ABA ever did if so

Why don't you just put it in all thirty front page threads while you're at it.

Can't they play LaRoche in the outfield, rather than Langerhans? If that worked, that'd be ideal.

Eminem is a thousand times cooler than the Insane Clown Posse, and Eminem isn't even that cool.

I seriously think some people subconsciously masturbate themselves after they make what they perceive to be a post comprising "pwnage."

Was "The Final Countdown" playing?

Trust me. It's not.

Yankee fans don't wring hands, they wring necks

...so there is. I ign'nint.

You mean giggle about a guy getting to second base?

Lee Mazzilli = GONE

Free hummers.

Miami dance troupe?

Man, the Cubs should not have won tonight. Oh man.

Randy and Jason Sklar

I just have the adapter that goes from the line out to the cassette deck. It's not worth it to install a new car stereo in my minivan, the thing has in excess of 150,000 miles on it and it's in the early stages of death.

pretentious indie shit

Oriowned

Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention is nothing I object to as a band name, though just plain The Mothers would've been ideal. Damn MGM.

Sheffield would probably be a Dodger. Maddux would regrettably be a Brave, but I'd rather see him as a Cub. Duh. Pedro will be a Red Sock Clemens will be a Red Sock or Yankee Glavine will be a Brave, of course Palmeiro is a tough call, but I'll lean towards Oriole.