The Czech Republic

Manny Legace + Third Stringer = THIRD LEG!!! Why didn't I think of that before?

"The Bulin Wall" has been used but I don't see the Bolts going far Also possible but God I hope not: Kippy & Turkey Raker Burker King & Esche-a-Sketch Leemy (The What-awa Where-ators?) Man-Leg & CuJo The Aeb-Doer, 8-minute Aebs, 6-pack of Aebs, Aeb-solutely, Aeb-racadabra TurKo and Fertig? You know you want it. Mar-TANN bro-DOOOR Vokoooooooooooooooooooooooun, The Koon Man Garthy The Snowman & Deepy, Deep End, Deep Impact Oz Knock-Off, Now Back off Crazy Eddie, The Eagle, Billionaire Ed Theo, Ho-zay, Zho-Thay, The Jose-Man Clooch

CanadianChris already has the Cup thread. Close and delete, mod?

Teams that should always have their first game at home: NL: Cincinnati Chicago Cubs Pittsburgh Los Angeles San Diego San Francisco Philadelphia NY Mets AL: NY Yankees Boston Detroit Kansas City Baltimore Cleveland Oakland

I propose this: -60 minute regulation -10 minute overtime -shootout Whether there's a SOL (*bleat!*) column or not in lieu of ties, whatever works for you, the reader. I sort of feel that a loss is a loss, that way you can measure games back like in baseball and basketball.

It just annoys me that the Chicago sports fans have had to be stuck with the pathetic Bulls the Jerrys gave us in 1999. I think a Northwest Suburbs team would've made perfect sense because if you market specifically to that crowd, you're marketing to the people who have a lot more disposable income than their south side/south suburbs brethren. People would rather go to the Rosemont Horizon, a fine venue in its own right (minus their strongly dyed blue sno-cones that will leave your toilet looking like you're shitting 2000 Flushes) in its innocuous location than downtown to the United Center. If East Rutherford, Newark, and Hackensack can have major league represenation, why not Des Plaines, Schaumburg, and Arlington Heights?

And ESPN's even more thrilled because once again they can pretend the Senators don't exist.

Source please Um, does the No Devils Allowed image work?

You think YOU had a weird dream, I dreamt the Dallas Mavericks tried to bolster their playoff hopes by re-recording Basketball Jones. "Mark Cuban, don't sing nothin'"

My feelings on New Jersey's system of play has been well-documented

That's not a problem, the problem is the overtime loss point, when there's no incentive to win once you've tied in regulation. A loss is a loss, and four columns in the standings are ridiculous.

Three weeks ago, I would have said Montreal and Calgary in the stanley cup finals... that doens't look too good right now. As fitting it would be to end hockey for a while with the Canadiens winning the Stanley Cup, I don't see it either. B's are good. My three teams (Calgary/Ottawa/Montreal) > Bob Barron's three teams (Toronto, Vancouver, New Jersey). They're > by A LOT.

NO! No not you Estonia. Just the Stans of central Asia: Kazakh, Tajik, Kyrgyz, Turkmen, and Uzbek. Turkic solidarity, yo.

Bolts over Isles B's or Habs? Who do I like? I'll pick Habs, I want to see #25 if this is the end for a while. So totally Flyers over Devils, so bad. Sens over Leafs

Generalization joke

I hope this comparison further manifests itself with Chris Webber falling forward flat on his face.

And you'll have to find a new place to get finely blown glass, my friend. Suit yourself, dyke boy.

This shall mark the first time EVER that I root for the Detroit Red Wings. Sweep Nashville! Likewise, Dallas or Calgary better sweep Vancouver, because it's their fault Nashville is in.

I don't feel that EVERYONE here is a sad pathetic loser. Some people, yes. But you can't generalize. I hate all people that make broad generalizations!

I wonder if the Jazz still flop as much without Stockton around

I'm meeting with the leaders of Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan to propose pan-Turkic unification. The other nations of the former Soviet Union will hopefully follow suit.

NO! THIS TOPIC IS NOT ALLOWED! TSM is all, all is TSM. Um, I've tried to go to WDI, but I just don't have the time to split betwixt two forums, nor the memory to remember what I said where. I feel bad because Hoff invited me there after my stint with 1890s Raw, but I just can't commit to a second forum. I'm too loyal to this place, I guess.

And in other news, to improve their public image, cockroaches wish to be called "hug-a-bugs!" (Tell me what that's a reference to and the Czech Republic will support your every move. Unless you're a certain Low Country that can't get its own name right, you ain't never gettin no respect.)

Do something, pussy. Theater boy is calling someone else a pussy? Yeah, it figures the neocon believes all the stereotypes he saw on Saved by the Bell. Grow the fuck up. Earth to MrRant: You have poltical debates on a fucking WRESTLING MESSAGE BOARD. You are the absolute bottom of human society, FAR BELOW RANGE BOY. What a farce you are. If I gave you any more thought you'd sicken me. Don't speak on behalf of all of us who are on stage, MrZsasz. You give the thespian contingent of TSM a bad name. First of all, I'd hardly call it a WRESTLING MESSAGE BOARD anymore. The scope of the forum has expanded so much, we have a good chunk of the membership that doesn't watch wrestling and is just here for the other discussions. I hardly think MrRant is the bottom of human society. Serial killers are the bottom of human society. Rapists are the bottom of human society. Who's the farce again?

Well, "Holland," I'd help you out if you weren't such an ignoramus as to not call your nation by its real name of THE NETHERLANDS. North and South Holland are just two provinces of your nation! Geez. By the way, who's got Spain and France? I'm all about doing what I can to free the Basques.