The Czech Republic

Yep. This is totally true.

Drugs? No life?

"The Kennedy Compound" "The Ken Kennedy Show.......Ken Kennedy Show" that's all i've got because i've never seen him before Anyway, between Kennedy and Batista, it just goes to show you: when TSM loves you for a ridiculous reason in spite of talent, your back tears in half. Thank you and good night.

My favorite LiM moment was when he told us all that his food factory wasn't gonna make us any more Crunch Wrap Supremes or whatever those were.

Well if you like 5 out of 12 or whatever, you basically like the team, don't you?

Oh that's why, because the defense scores more touchdowns than he does. Well this gets me a week of cheesehead-taunting

How can Orton be so terrible?

DUIs don't get lost in the shuffle

If they redid the Super Bowl Shuffle in '01 maybe the Eagles wouln't have handily bounced them! Also, Kyle Orton couldn't be more exposed if his dick was hanging out. Yeesh

I thought for purposes of chatting with officials, you need to have a captain, and the alternates only can if the captain is not in uniform. Weak. Name a captain.

Good thing Kyle Orton threw it in the stands on that one drive! yeesh

Don't you need to have someone named as captain on the roster?

Okay, Kyle Orton isn't very good.

Wow, good thing the Packers keep picking up penalties, Bears are suckin' it up thus far.

Hey! Jay- "SCUM" - Z!

15-degree wind chill and snow in the forecast for the Bears game. Beat your chest and grunt, THIS IS NFC NORTH FOOTBALL

Texas is just annoying. Not just the school. The state. USC 38 Texas 21

If New York doesn't want to help, say hello to the Las Vegas Yankees!

Oops.

DAS CONFERENCE UBER ALLES, CanadianChris.

The Marlins will still win 83 games, God knows how

Really cockteased Toronto, didn't he

All this furry talk has me yiffy!

Well, we gotta get Nomar back now, because nobody is gonna tolerate Neifi Perez, Starting Shortstop. Neifi at short, and Murton-Patterson-Grieve as the outfield. That's unacceptable. Duh. But at least we locked up Ryan Dempster forfuckingever, and have added Bobby Howry to our pen. Hmph.

Don't they alternate every two weeks between insider and Apter mag-levels of kayfabe?