HollywoodSpikeJenkins

Just a quick question. Was Illyeria going to be the "big bad" (or whatever you want to call it) for this season before the show got canned? I figured she would, but maybe some of you guys know for sure.

Orgin (5) - Angel finds out that Connor is needed to kill Sahjhan because it is stated in the prophecies. Salvage (4) - Faith tries to kill THE BEAST and stop Angelus. Orpheus (4) - Willow comes to LA to return Angel's soul, while Faith and Angelus have a tour of Angel's past. Smile Time (5) - Angel gets turned into a muppet, nuff said. A Hole in the World (5) - Fred is dieing from Illyria infecting her and Spike and Angel travel to find a cure. Apacolypse Nowish (4) - THE BEAST makes his debut and Team Angel try to stop him. Habeas Corpses (4) - THE BEAST kills everyone in W&H, in which Connor was inside. Team Angel go rescue him, but the dead people become zombies. Rm w/a Vu (1) - Cordy's new apartment is haunted and Team Angel tries to un-haunt it. Home (4) - Lilah returns from the dead and offers the LA branch of W&H to Team Angel. Underneath (5) - Gunn, Spike and Angel track down Lindsey to a suburban hell deminsion. A New World (3) - Connor comes back to LA only days after he was kidnapped, but he has grown 17 years. Spin the Bottle (4) - Trying to get Cordy's memories back, Lorne does a spell that erases everyone's memories upto a certain point in their life. Hero (1) - A demon race is being chased by a group of demons who want to kill them. This is the episode that Doyle sacrifices himself. Are You Now (2) - Flashback episode of Angel's life in the hotel Cordy and Wes are investigating. Soul Purpose (5) - Lindsey approaches Spike telling him that he needs to "help the helpless" because of his visions. Also, Angel gets sick and has some crazy dreams. Five by Five (1) - Faith goes to LA and W&H ask her to kill Angel for them. City Of... (1) - Pilot episode, Angel moves to LA, meets Doyle and finds out that Cordy is in LA also. Not Fade Away (5) - Final episode, Team Angel battle the Circle of the Black Thorn Billy (3) - Billy is man who has the power to touch men and cause them to beat women. Angel goes to stop him, Wes tries to kill Fred. I Will Remember You (1) - Buffy comes to LA and Angel gets some demon blood in him which causes him to become human. Sleep Tight (3) - Angel's blood has been spiked with Connor's blood and he goes crazy. Wes kidnaps Connor, but Holtz steals him. Lineage (5) - Wes' "father" pays a visit to W&H. Guise will be Guise (2) - Wes pretends to be Angel to protect a young lady because Angel is away to get better. Shells (5) - Illyria takes over Fred's body and Illyria wants to take over the world. Parting Gifts (1) - Angel and Cordy mourn Doyle's death, Cordy learns of the visions Doyle gave her and Wes debuts on Angel. To Shanshu in LA (1) - Angel battles a demon who put Cordy and Wes in lifes danger while W&H bring back Darla. Release (4) - Angelus tries to figure out who THE BEAST'S master is and also fight Faith. Power Play (5) - Angel joins the Circle of the Black Thorn so he can find out who they are and kill them. Forgiving (3) - Angel searches for Wes since he kidnapped Connor. Peace Out (4) - Jasmine is about to show her face to the whole world, while Angel goes into another dimension that she made "happy" to find out her real name. Life of the Party (5) - Lorne plans a Halloween party at W&H, but whatever Lorne says people do.

I think that says it all.

Wait..... SHREK 2 CAME OUT? Where the hell have I been?

Hahahahahaha. *Falls off of chair laughing*

YOU BEAT ME TOO IT! AFTER I SPENT ALL NIGHT! NOOOO!

*AJ Styles has been stripped of the ROH Pure Wrestling Championship. A new champion will be crowned on 7/17. *Homicide has been entered in the Shane Shamrock Cup Tournament. - Austin Aries, Roderick Strong and Jack Evans defeated Special K in a tag team Scramble Match after all 3 hit their finishers on the 3 Special K members. Said to be ***. - Trent Acid defeated Loc after a Yakuza Kick. Said to be decent. - Nigel McGuinees (sp, I know) defeated Jimmy Jacobs (HUSS!) - Alex Shelly defeated Hydro with a Crossface in the opener for the show. Said to be MOTN....after about 2 matches... - Briscoe Brother's defeated Outcast Killaz. *Shelley/Aries/Evans/Strong vs Briscoes/Rave/Walters has been added to the show. The booking for this show has been extremely messed up, but meh. Whatever. - Shelley/Aries/Evans/Strong defeat The Briscoes/Rave/Walters in what is considered a MOTYC. *Punk/Steamboat confront each other. Punk & Steamboat fight. Cabana helps Punk with a ring bell off the top. After the attack, the Prophecy check on Steamboat. - AND IN YOUR MAIN EVENT! THE MOST ANTICIPATED MAIN EVENT IN SO LONG............. SAMOA JOE RETAINS THE ROH TITLE OVER HOMICIDE VIA A BRAINBUSTER.

Real World so I can get into fights with the drunks and get kicked off. or Road Rules so I can make fun of all the bad people on the missions and get kicked off.

I'd watch Smackdown for that.

WolfRam&Mole sounds a lot better.

I skimmed through everything, but I'll read it over the weekend. Congrats to Everyone who won, and to Landon. I just finished reading your match, and it ripped mine apart. Next time though, I'M GOING TO BRING YOU DOWN~! Or maybe not. I don't know. I'm a jobber. But really great match.

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT Nathaniel Kibagami© vs "Deathwish" Danny Williams - Kibs knows what he wants out of this match, and I see him taking it. Though Danny can write a very good match and take it. SUBMISSION MATCH BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES, MATCH TWO OF FIVE Dace Night vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher - Dace goes up one fall to nothing, out of nowhere! Was expecting Tom to take it since Dace did nothing but complain about his match. But hey, whatever. The next match is hardcore, so either Tom takes this and Dace thats or vice versa. I'll go with Tom though, as the safe bet. LADDER MATCH ICTV TITLE BOUT Toxxic© vs Janus - Interesting...If this was a straight up singles match, it can go either way. But I don't think Janus has a lot of experience with ladders outside of smacking Crowe with them. So, I'll go with Toxx to retain. TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT In Crowd© vs The Wayward Sons - No Coyjiro. In Crowd takes it. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Ace Lezaire - This is a tough one. Johnny is a good writer, but it's Muzzum's. Then again, is this what Muzzum's wants? I don't know, but I'll ask. <Hollywood> Muzzums, do you want the Cruiserweight Title? (9:55pm) (muzz) Well, yeah. (9:55pm) (muzz) It works for my character. <Hollywood> ...... * Hollywood KICK. WHAM. STUNNER. 3 COUNT. 's Muzz's character Muzzums takes it. SINGLES MATCH Ryan Dustin vs "The Notorious" John Duran - I like Dustin, but Duran Duran is a former World Champion. I expect he'll make a turn around here. FATAL FOUR WAY HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Crow vs Insane Luchador vs Aecas vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix - No idea. Crow and IL are going to feud or something, Landon is the USJL Triple Crown Champion (cries) and Aecas is a hoss who likes to drop people on sharp things....I'll go with Crow.

*Slices Anyanka in half* *Waits for her to crawl 20 miles out of a giant hole to a bus full of people who believe Anya didn't die.*

Anya didn't die off-screen. It was as on screen as it could be. I didn't see her die. I saw her body but not her death. She got chopped in half.

“We are well into tonight’s SWF Lockdown, with two returns and two debuts!” exclaims Comet. “And more to come. Which includes Janus killing Crowe, and Tom Flesher taking Dace Night down, one falls to none.” “If that’s the way you see things, Bobby. But up next, the USJL Triple Crown Championship is on the line, as “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins gets a rematch from Storm as he takes on the champion, Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix!” “How does this guy get a rematch? He used an illegal chokehold to make Landon tap out. It wasn’t fair!” “It wasn’t a choke hold…” “Commissioner Zenon said it was, and he did the right thing and banned all choke holds from this match!” “The Song About Nothing” by the Malibu Boy Scouts starts up over the PA system around the Memorial Coliseum as the fans rise to their feet, and begin cheering the on coming challenge. Funyon stands in the middle of the ring, ready to get this match going. “The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the USJL Triple Crown Championship! Introducing first, the challenger…” “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins walks out from behind the entrance curtain; water bottle in hand and a determined look in his eyes. Spike begins to make his way down the entranceway, sipping at the bottle and tossing it to the side as he enters the ringside area. “Weighing in at a total of Two Hundred and Twenty Pounds. He hails from Hollywood, California and is a Former SJL World Heavyweight Champion! He is ‘Hollywood’ Spike Jenkins!!!!” Spike climbs up onto the ring apron, and steps through the ropes. He immediately heads for the corner, climbing onto the middle ropes and raising his arms in the air. Flash photography goes off around the arena, as Spike hops back down, and waits for his opponent. “Spike has beaten Landon Maddix once before, can he do it again tonight?” asks Comet. “No, because now he can’t cheat.” The lights dim slowly, down to near darkness as a buzz fills the arena. A good few seconds of the near darkness pass, with only a faint guitar riff playing in the background. That begins to pick up, and eventually drums join in too, before suddenly a booming voice appears over the P.A system... "PREPARE...FOR...LANDON!" Incubus' "Megalomaniac" continues playing, as four bright blue lights illuminate the arena from the entranceway, flashing two at a time through the otherwise dark arena. The crowd responds to this with a flurry of boos as from behind the curtain steps the Landon Maddix, stopping at the top of the ramp and thrusting his gold-filled hands out to his side as the lights return back to normal. Landon turns back to the curtains...as Megan Skye follows out from the back. They then walk down the ramp, with Landon leading the way, jaw jacking with fans on the way down the ramp as he goes. ”And his opponent! Accompanied to the ring by his “Perfect 10” Megan Skye. Weighing in at a total of Two Hundred and Ten pounds. He hails from Huron, South Dakota. He is a former SJL Television Champion, a former two times SJL European Champion and the last reigning SJL World Heavyweight Champion. He represents the Unnamed and is a Disciple of Todd. He is the current reigning and defending USJL Triple Crown Champion. He is Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix!!!!” Landon leaps to the apron, extending a hand to Megan and helping her hop to the apron. Gentlemanly he holds the middle rope up allowing Megan into the ring, before running across the apron and leaping up to the middle turnbuckle. Looking out at the crowd, Landon grins and looks down at the floor... "HEY MEG - A -LOMANIAC" ...before throwing his arms up HHH-style, displaying his three Triple Crown belts. Landon leaps over the top rope and into the ring. The referee of the match, CED Ordonez walks over to his corner, and asks for his title belts. Landon hands CED the title belts, all folded on top of one another, as CED raises them in the air, with the USJL Title Belt in front. CED hands the belts off to a ring crewmember, as he quickly checks Landon in the corner for weapons. When satisfied, CED calls for the bell to start this title match. *Ding Ding Ding* “And we are on underway, as the USJL Triple Crown Championship is on the line!” Both men walk out of their respected corners, and circle around before meeting in the center of the ring with a collar-elbow tie up. Landon struggles not to lose the opening seconds of the match to the challenger, but Spike proves again to be the stronger of the two. He quickly pulls Landon into a side headlock. Not wanting a repeat of their last match, Landon squeezes out of Spike’s hold and falls back into the ropes. “Already, Spike goes for the headlocks that helped him keep Landon down on Storm.” Notes Comet. “But Landon quickly escapes. See? Landon learned not to get caught in Spike’s choke holds.” “They are headlocks…” Landon sits in the ropes, looking at Spike who just keeps challenging him to get back into the center of the ring. Landon looks towards Megan Skye, who has no answers of her own. “LAAAAANDOOOOON SUUUUUCKS” “LAAAAANDOOOOON SUUUUUCKS” Landon starts shaking his head as the fans voice their opinion. Spike starts walking around the ring, clapping his hands to the chant. “Shut up! Don’t you know you are distracting Landon!” says an angst Riley. Landon gets up to a full stance, holding his hears to shield the chant… “LAAAAANDOOOOON SUUUUUCKS” He enters the middle of the ring, where Spike makes his move on the distracted champion. Spike goes low, and pulls the legs out from underneath Landon with a single leg takedown. With a grasp on Landon’s ankle, Spike flips him over onto his stomach. With a quick dive over the champion’s body, Spike locks in a headlock. Not fully locked in, Landon squeezes out from behind it. Landon quickly grabs Spike around the collar with his own headlock. Spike easily pushes Landon off of him, and with Landon out of the loop, locks in another headlock on the champion. Not wanting to get caught in this mess again, Landon squeezes out of the headlock again, and falls backwards into the ropes. “Smart man! Staying out of the choke holds and keeping Spike off balance.” “Wait…what? Choke holds? Spike off balance? What match are you watching?” “The one right in front of us. You silly, silly man in a superhero’s outfit.” Landon uses the ropes to climb to his feet, as Spike gets to his as well. Spike challenges Landon to the center of the ring, which he quickly obliges. Landon jumps into a face off with Spike, running his mouth at his challenger. Spike doesn’t back off, and starts his own trash talk. Without a warning, Landon launches a disrespectful slap across the face of the champion. *SMACK* Spike grabs at his face, but replies with a slap of his own. *SMACK* Landon grabs at his face, but returns the slap with a knife-edged chop across the chest. *CRACK* “WHOOOOOOOO” Spike takes the chop, and replies with one of his own. *CRACK* “WHOOOOOOO” And once again, Landon cracks another chop across Spike’s chest. *CRACK* “WHOOOOOOOOO” Refusing to give in, Spike returns with his own chop…again. *CRACK* “WHOOOOOOOOO” Before letting his opponent respond, Spike whips off a quick kick to the gut. Landon stumbles over, allowing Spike to push him back into the ropes. Spike grabs Landon’s wrist, and Irish whips him across the ropes. Landon hits the ropes, and charges back to a waiting Spike. Spike wraps his arms around Landon’s waist, and flips him through the air with a tilt-a-whirl. The cocky Landon shows off his aerial defense system, as he lands on his feet. *CRACK* “WHOOOOOOOOO” With a quick knife-edge chop across the chest, Landon takes control of the match. Landon charges backwards into the ropes. Rebounding off the ropes, Landon dives into the waiting arms of Spike again. With another flip through the air, Landon wraps his legs around Spike’s head and flips him over with a head scissors takeover! “Hold on, Comet. Let me stand up and applaud that maneuver by the greatest USJL Triple Crown Champion of all time.” Riley says as he stands up out of his seat, and begins a Tom Flesher-like Golf Clap. “Sit down, Robert!” Spike jumps up to his feet, but is met with a push back into the ropes by Landon. Landon grabs Spike by the wrist and Irish whips him across the ring. Spike holds onto Landon’s wrist, though, and pulls him into a kick to the gut. Landon doubles over, allowing Spike to lock him in a front face lock. Spike slaps the back of Landon and drops down, driving Landon head first into the mat with a DDT! “DDT by Spike Jenkins! Same move he used to work on Landon’s neck on Storm!” Spike sits up, and quickly turns Landon over onto his back. Spike hops up to his feet, reaches down, and pulls Landon up to a sitting position by his hair. Spike places his legs to the side of Landon and now stands over him. He reaches down and locks Landon in a front face lock. Spike drops down and sits on the legs of Landon, wrapping his own legs around the USJL Champion’s waist. Spike keeps the front face lock locked in, and begins pulling at the neck of the champion! “Guillotine Choke by Spike Jenkins!” “Choke! IT’S A CHOKE! Break the move, Ref!” “It’s technically not a choke…” “Break the hold, ref! Commissioner Zenon said no choke holds!” “It’s not a choke hold!” But Zenon did say no choke holds, and considers this a choke. CED quickly jumps into Spike’s face, and tells him to break the hold. Spike breaks the hold, and jumps to his feet. Spike gets in CED’s face, to argue that it wasn’t a chokehold. “Citizen Jenkins using the same DDT and Guillotine Choke that won him the match on Storm.” “But he can’t use it now! It’s a chokehold! So ha!” Making the ultimate mistake, and allows Landon some time to get oxygen through his body. Landon turns over onto his stomach, and climbs up to his feet. Spike turns around, but before being able to jump back on the attack, Landon pokes Spike in the eye~! “Nice move by the USJL Triple Crown Champion!” Says Riley who is enjoying the action. Spike doubles over, trying to get his vision back together. Landon grabs a hold of Spike’s back and with a big thrust into the corner, drives Spike into the steel post shoulder first! “That is going to sting in the morning!” Laughs Bobby Riley. “Spike Jenkins going shoulder first into the steel post. Landon Maddix waited for his opportunity, and he cheated to get it. I hope he is proud.” “When he walks out of here with those three title belts, he will be.” As Spike hangs upside down between the middle and top rope, Landon Maddix flaunts around the ring posing to his fellow Followers of Todd. But most of the arena chant he sucks. “LAAAAANDOOOOON SUUUUUCKS” “LAAAAANDOOOOON SUUUUUCKS” Megan Skye stands on the outside of the ring, applauding as Landon makes an ass out of himself in the ring. Landon calmly walks into the corner where Spike is hanging. He reaches down, grabbing Spike by his hair and pulling him out of the corner. Landon drags Spike by the hair into the center of the ring. Landon radiates a giant smirk off his face, as he gives Spike a few cocky slaps across the face. Spike, too hurt to react, just stands there taking them. Landon wraps his arm around Spike’s shoulder and in between his legs and lifts him into the air. Landon drives Spike back first into the mat with a powerslam. “Big powerslam by the champion. Now let’s see him follow up and put Spike Jenkins away for good.” Gloats Bobby. Landon cockily walks backwards into the nearest ropes and gets some momentum behind him as he walks out of it. Landon comes up next to the body of Spike and leaps into the air. Landon comes crashing down on top of Spike’s chest at full force with a running senton! Landon sits up next to Spike who is now clutching at his chest. Landon gives himself a little golf clap for his efforts, as does Megan on the outside. Landon lies back on Spike, cockily covering him with no effort put in. ONE! TWO! THR…NO! Spike spasms out of the pin. “How did he kick out? That should of finished him off!” Landon gets up to his feet, a little peeved that he hasn’t put away the challenger yet. Landon reaches down, and grabs Spike by his hair and pulls him up to his feet. Landon grabs Spike by his bad arm, and wrenches it into an arm wringer. Spike yelps in pain, but tries to fight back with the help of his free arm and gets an elbow to Landon’s face. Landon stumbles back, a little taken off from the elbow. Spike unleashes a second and finally a third elbow that causes Landon to release the hold. Spike backs away, but comes flying back as he does a spin. Spike comes back from the spin and cracks Landon across the face with a Roaring Elbow! “Roaring Elbow by Citizen Jenkins! Landon looks like he has been knocked silly!” Landon indeed knocked a little loose-headed, stumbles back into the ropes. Landon stumbles out of the ropes, and is caught around the waist by a waiting Spike. Spike lifts Landon into the air sideways and drops down, driving Landon back first across his knee! “Backbreaker! Spike is getting a second wind!” “No! No! No! Landon is just letting him waste away at his energy. Soon enough, Landon will come back and take Spike down!” Spike drops down on top of Landon, for the weak cover. ONE! TWO! THRE…NO! Landon gets a shoulder up! “See, I told you Landon was going to stay in the game.” Spike climbs to his feet, still grabbing at his arm. He walks around to the bottom of Landon’s body, as Landon clutches his back in pain. Spike reaches down, grabbing both of Landon’s legs and lifting them straight in the air. Spike places his leg through both of Landon’s and wraps Landon’s leg around his. Spike locks his arm around Landon’s ankle, as Landon continues to struggle. The struggle does no good as Spike turns around, forcing Landon over onto his stomach in a sharpshooter! “The Sharpshooter is locked in on the champion!” exclaims Comet. “Do something, Megan! Landon needs your help!” Landon lies on his stomach, screaming in pain as Spike wrenches back. The pressure is building on Landon’s back and soon he won’t be able to hold it. Spike pulls back on the legs and as Landon nears the temptation of tapping out, Megan Skye climbs up onto the ring apron. She yells over at Referee Ordonez, quickly pulling him away from the submission move in the center of the ring. Almost instantly, Landon begins slapping the mat furiously, tapping out to the challenger. “Landon taps out!” “But the referee doesn’t see it! He is staring at Megan’s breast! How rude!” laughs Riley. “This is EXACTLY what happened when Landon beat Coy West for the USJL Championship! It’s just not fair!” Spike hears the tapping out through the roaring of the crowd, but has not heard the bell. Spike releases his hold, and gets to his feet. He turns around, only to find Megan Skye flirting with referee Ordonez. Spike walks over, and shouts at Ordonez to get back into the match. CED tells Spike that he will, as soon as he gets Megan off the apron. Spike turns towards Landon’s “Perfect 10” and screams at her to get off the apron. She simply ignores Spike, and goes back to CED. “This is how Megan Skye helped Landon beat Coy West for the USJL Championship in the first place! Come on CED, do something!” “I think he is. I think he is getting Megan’s phone number.” Chuckles Riley. Spike turns back towards the champion, who is now getting to his feet. Spike refuses to let Landon get a second win, and starts back on him. Spike makes his way to Landon, and does a quick spin. Spike tosses an elbow into the air, aiming for the Roaring Elbow to connect with Landon’s face, but Landon ducks under it! Spike stumbles forward, a little surprised from the dodge. Landon sees the advantage, and grabs Spike around the throat and pulls back in a Rear Naked Choke! “Choke holds are banned from this match!” “What choke hold?” asks Riley. “THAT’S A CHOKE HOLD!” “No. That’s a sleeper hold.” “IT CLEARLY IS NOT!” “No need to go all postal, Comet. We knew from the beginning Landon Maddix was going to outsmart that half-wit, Spike Jenkins.” “But it’s not fair! Landon complained that Spike used an illegal chokehold to beat him on Storm, WHICH HE DIDN’T. Now he is using Megan Skye to distract the referee while he uses his own chokehold! They are supposed to be banned from the match!” rants Comet. “Well, if it was a chokehold, Referee CED would of put a stop to it.” “HE IS BEING DISTRACTED BY MEGAN SKYE!” “He’s a pimp.” Landon pulls back on the throat as much as possible, just trying to suck all the wind out of Spike’s body. Spike tries to shake Landon off, but no avail as Landon now is riding on Spike’s back. “He’s turning purple! Keep going Landon! That sleeper is really working!” laughs Bobby. Spike continues trying to shake Maddix off him, but the Disciple of Todd keeps a tight hold. Landon puts all his weight down on Spike, trying to take the big cruiserweight down to his knees. Slowly…slowly…slowly the choke begins to wear down Spike. As he is visually turning blue, he keeps trying to get Maddix off of him. “I can’t believe this. Landon is going to retain the title the same way he won it. A distraction, a chokehold, and cheating. I can’t believe this.” Sighs Comet. Megan watches on from the ring apron. Still with the CED in her line of view, but behind him making sure that Maddix is bring Spike down. Maddix keeps the choke on, as Spike stumbles around with Landon on his back. Spike tries the last thing he can think of before the oxygen cuts off from his brain… …And charges back into the corner, driving Landon back first into the turnbuckles! Landon squeals in pain, but holds on the choke. Spike stumbles out of the corner, but charges right back in. Landon releases his hold, and leans back against the corner clutching his bad back. Spike stumbles out of the corner and drops to his knees, coughing. “THAT’S NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN!” yells a ferocious Bobby Riley. “Spike fought out of the choke hold! He still has a chance!” “No, he doesn’t. Once Landon gets back up, he’ll finish Spike off once and for all!” Landon stands in the corner, grabbing at his back in pain. He walks out of the corner, and grabs Spike by the hair. Landon pulls Spike up to his feet… …But is dropped down to the mat by Spike’s double leg takedown! “NO!” yells out Bobby Riley. Megan Skye nearly jumps into the ring, as Spike pulls Landon’s legs out from under him. But Referee CED Ordonez is there to make sure she doesn’t do that. Landon tries to wiggle away from Spike’s hold on his legs, but it’s no use as he places his leg through both of Landon’s and wraps Landon’s leg around his. Spike locks his arm around Landon’s ankle, as Landon continues to struggle. The struggle does no good as Spike turns around, forcing Landon over onto his stomach in a sharpshooter! “The Sharpshooter is locked in again!” “FIGHT IT, LANDON! FIGHT!” “He’s tapping out again! Landon is tapping out again!” Indeed, Landon Maddix is tapping out once more. Spike wrenches back on the legs, refusing to let go. The crowd cheers, as Megan Skye watches her partner in crime tap out with CED right in front of her. She grabs onto CED, making sure he never turns around to see Landon tap out. “Okay, Spike. Landon is tapping out, but the referee is distracted. Let go of the hold!” “What?” asks Comet. “Yeah, it’s the rules of wrestling. If you have a submission on and your opponent taps out, but the referee is distracted you let go of the hold and get the referee. It’s basic logic.” “Didn’t Spike just do that, though? Then it resulted in Landon almost choking him out?” “Well…yeah…” “I don’t think Spike is letting go of it this time.” Spike refuses to leave his post, with Landon’s legs wrapped around his. Landon screams in agony as he slaps the mat over and over. “Holl-E WOOD! Holl-E WOOD!” Megan continues shaking at CED Ordonez, doing anything within her power to keep him from turning around. So far, her plan is working as Landon keeps slapping the mat, giving away his USJL Triple Crown Championship. Spike looks over at Megan, and watches as she refuses to let go of the referee. Both their eyes meet each other and they are in a stand off, Megan with CED Ordonez and Spike with Landon Maddix. “This is the match that will never end. It goes on and on my friends.” Sings Riley. “Sooner or later, CED will turn around and see Landon tapping out.” “Ummm…let me think. How about, No?” “I hate you.” Landon continues screaming in pain, but notices in the back of his mind that the referee hasn’t rung the bell yet. He looks over, and watches as Megan nearly pull the referee out of the ring. Landon taking the opportunity does the only thing he can and begins to crawl towards the ropes with Spike on his back. Landon reaches towards the ropes… Almost has it… Almost… Reaching… Reaching… And Landon grabs the bottom rope! “He has the rope! Break the hold!” shouts Bobby Riley. Landon clutches the ropes with a full grip, but Spike refuses to break the hold without the referee. Megan sees that Landon has grabbed the rope, and smiles as her plan worked perfectly. She quietly hops down from the apron, leaving a surprised CED Ordonez to turn around, and for the first time in forever look on as Spike has the sharpshooter on Landon. CED notices that Landon has the rope and quickly goes to break the hold. Spike refuses to break the hold, causing CED to start his count. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! …And Megan’s smile quickly turns to a frown as her plan backfires in her face. Spike pulls Landon off the ropes, and into the center of the ring. Sitting back into position, Spike keeps the sharpshooter locked on! “NO! HE CAN’T DO THAT!” yells Riley. “I think he just did!” “But it’s not fair!” cries Riley. “I think Spike outsmarted Megan. Maybe he let Landon grab the ropes, then when Megan got off the apron drawing the attention of CED back into the match, he pulls Landon into the middle of the ring.” “Come on, Comet. Spike isn’t that smart! It’s just a big coincidence. Or that Spike is a CHEATER!” Megan quickly jumps back onto the apron, and begins screaming in the direction of CED, but it’s too late as he is more focused on the match. Landon screams out in pain, standing on his arms to relief the pressure on his back, even though it doesn’t really work that much. Landon looks around for any help as Megan Skye tries her best to get CED’s attention… …But it’s too late. *TAP TAP TAP* “IT’S OVER! NEW USJL TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!” The referee catches the tap out, and signals for the bell. *DING DING DING* “Spike Jenkins has defeated Landon Maddix to win the USJL Triple Crown Championship! He fought through all the cheating that Megan Skye and Landon put through him, but he did it!” exclaims Comet. “This is such a mess. Spike cheated his way to this false victory! He doesn’t deserve that championship!” protests the now angry Bobby Riley. Spike releases the sharpshooter from Landon, and falls over onto the mat face first. Referee CED Ordonez is handed the SJL European Championship, the SJL World Championship, and the USJL Championship belts. He walks over and drops the title belts in front of Spike, raising Spike’s hand in victory. “Your winner via submission………AND NEW USJL TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION!! “HOLLYWOOD” SPIKE JENKINS!!!!!!” The crowd rises to their feet, cheering on the new Triple Crown champion as “The Song About Nothing” starts up again. Spike rises to his knees, taking the USJL Title belt off the mat and clutching it to his chest. Spike wraps the belt around his waist, firmly strapping it around its new holder. With his one good arm, Spike takes the other two title belts, and rises to his feet. In the background, Landon Maddix rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope, a beaten man. “After working so hard in his two years in the SJL, and making his way back from a knee injury that kept him sidelined for more then two months. Spike Jenkins has returned, and taken the USJL Triple Crown Championship from the Disciple of Todd.” “This is a travesty. I can’t believe this.” “Believe it, Robert. Citizen Jenkins has climbed his way up the ladder, and has gained what it rightfully his.” “Oh! He will get what is rightfully his. As soon as Commissioner Zenon takes those belts away from him!” “He is going to have to pry it from Spike’s cold, dead fingers.” “So be it.” Spike walks into the corner, and climbs up onto the middle rope. Placing the SJL European Title over his bad arm’s shoulder and raising the SJL World Title with his good arm, Spike poses as the new USJL Triple Crown Champion. Flash bulbs go off around the arena, as the two-year veteran of the SJL/SWF claims his first championship in the big leagues. And by God, he will never let that championship slip away until he is dead and buried. “Holl-E WOOD! Holl-E WOOD!”

Isn't it like a big indy thing to say that Punk isn't sXe, as a joke?

Are you surprised he is on Smackdown?

*Sells the Lariat* And Damn You TNT!

We will never know... Or maybe they were just there to kill Angel and the gang.

Killing off Lindsay pissed me off. They showed Lorne shooting him in the preview, but I thought that was just Lorne betraying Angel. BAH!

I caught that and laughed out loud.

I thought the skull shattering was a little cheesey, but the body change was awesome.

I teared up when Wes died. I was really in the moment.

Whoa. I can understand why you would want to pick Glory over "the three nerds", but to say they brought nothing to the table is wrong. While Glory was all "BAH, I'm a God", you had these three guys who were actually human. They weren't demon's. They can be killed easily. Yet they were a major threat to the Gang. Not to mention Warren just going over the edge and killing Tara and shooting Buffy. He didn't resort to magic, or use of a demon. He was angry, pissed off, and just wanted Buffy dead. And he did it with a gun. And Lorne is as good as dead.

I just woke up from a nap. That's about it.