HollywoodSpikeJenkins

How did he win by DQ?

Playing off Me and Landon rules.

I wouldn't say that. He has a VERY good chance of winning... Excuse me. Holy shit, a pig just flew by my window! Don't worry. Taker will kill it.

Her finisher should be the spear. Hell, it would probably be better then Edge's.

How did they get that? And they should just give him the druids. At least TRY and make him look cool.

Is anybody watching?

First Teddy Hart. Now Jasmin St. Claire and The Blue Meanie. Indy Stars are Hatin' The Smart Marks.

Sandlot. Any Paulie Shore movie.

In just a matter of hours, Lockdown will begin and already the crowds have started showing up outside the Memorial Coliseum. The crowning of new Tag Champions...and ANOTHER new World Champion...left the fans wanting more. And now it's time for the poorly paid SWF ring crew to put together the ring and the stage, in preparation of the show. But for one person, there's business to take care of. Backstage, quite a good percentage of the wrestlers have begun showing up from their hotel rooms, or bars, or the nearest strip club. Not Alexandor Zenon though. The SWF Commissioner has been busy taking care of his usual pre-show duties, sifting through the numerous complaints, title requests and other menial paperwork related jobs that have found their way to him. It's all part of the job for him. And it's not so bad...by now; nearly everybody's on their way in, getting ready. Which leaves him in peace for the first time in a good day or so, most likely since Storm ended. And sure, his hated rival is the SWF World Champion. But besides that, Zenon hasn't had that bad of a day. He hasn't had too many of the 'boys' hassling him for this and that. He hasn't had any long-winded arguments with anyone. He hasn't... "Hey, Zenon!" ...until now that is. Looking up from his paperwork to see his office door swinging wildly open, Zenon sighs knowing that this isn't a social call. Standing in the doorway is a particularly peeved Landon Mad… …No. It’s just Spike Jenkins. “What up, Z?” “This seems a little too familiar…” Zenon thinks out loud. “Wha?” “Never mind.” “You wanted to see me, man.” “Yes, I have some thing’s I want to take care with you.” “Sure man, whatever.” Spike sits down in the chair across from Zenon and puts his feet on the desk. “What are you doing?” “Wha…Oh!” Spike reaches over and grabs the bowl of complimentary peanuts off Zenon’s desk. “Thanks man.” “Get your feet off my desk!” “Pfft.” Spike says as he takes his feet off the desk. “So, what’s on your mind?” “Well, I don’t know if you know this. But the other day, right after Storm in fact, a very angry Landon Maddix rushed into my office and basically got in my face about a load of his problems.” “Yeah, that guy should chill out. Dude, he slapped me! What a punk.” “Yeah…But do you know what his problems were?” “Is what’s her face sleeping around?” “What…? I don’t know!” “Dude, she’s hot. Come on Zed tell me. You’d hit it, right?” “That is not the point. What I’m trying to say is, he has a major problem with you.” “So?” “Well, he has a major problem with you. He brought it to me, now I have a major problem with you.” “What did I do?” questions Spike as he tosses a peanut into his mouth. “You used an illegal choke hold to beat him on Storm.” “Dude! It wasn’t a choke hold!” “Landon told me it was a choke hold, and I believe him.” “You didn’t even see the match?” “No. I’m a busy man, Spike.” “Then how do you know it’s a choke hold?” “Landon told me it was.” “Dude…weak.” “Anyway, as punishment, I am banning choke holds from your match on Lockdown. You will not be able to cheat yourself a win, tonight.” “Dude, IT WASN’T A CHOKE HOLD!” Spike yells as he stands up from the chair. “Don’t raise your voice to me! You are lucky I just don’t fine you right now.” Spike slumps back down into the chair, visually annoyed. “Have you seen tonight’s card?” Asks Zenon. “Yeah, I got it in the newsletter.” “Newsletter?” “Yeah, the newsletter.” “What newsletter?” “Dude, I get a newsletter every week. It’s awesome. It has in what matches are going to take place and like, who is injured and junk. Hey! Did you know Tom Flesher and Dace Night are going to have a Best of Five series?!?” “Yes…” “Oh! So you get the newsletter?” “No…I booked that Best of Five series…” “So you’re the guy that sends the newsletter out?” Zenon looks at Spike as if ready to strangle him. “Get out! Just, get out!” “Dude, no need to go hostile about it. Smell ya later.” Spike steps up out of chair and makes his way out of the office, leaving the door wide open. After a couple of moment’s pass, Zenon looks back down at the papers on his desk, and gets back to work. Zenon stops what he is doing, looks up into space, and wonders to himself… “Why don’t I get the newsletter?” Zenon shrugs and quietly goes back to work.

Hey, what does a preacher/psycho/hippy have if not an aura of mystique, especially when teaming with a previously fun-loving and now determined redneck hick? Sounds like Preacher, the comic book.

*Kicks Rando in his aura of mystique*

I don't know about Cide winning it...though it is possible. I always thought the person to take the title off Joe would be Punk, AmDrag or Daniels

Damn it! I should of gone just to see Jasmin go insane.

Big Helmsman! You mean he steers the ship of the SWF through troubled waters? I'd job to that gimmick.

That was at Nassau. I was there! Russo even got a pop!

I predict I'm going to save $35.

Yes.

No.

It was a Round Robin tournament with the titles on the line in all the matches... No big deal. They ended back right where they started from.

SINGLES MATCH - FIRST OF FIVE Tom Flesher vs Dace Night - I see Flesher taking Match One since it's under normal rules. TAG TEAM TITLES #1 CONTENDERSHIPOVER THE TOP BATTLE ROYAL[ Alan Clark vs Coy West vs John Duran vs Todd Royal vs Austin Sly vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Tryst vs Insane Luchadore - Alan and CoyJiro due to them being the only real tag team in here besides Todd and Duran Duran. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jacob Hemlsley vs Todd Cortez - Jake, show you son of a bitch. If Todd wins this, then the CW belt, the In Crowd will own so much gold. HARDCORE MATCH Janus vs Crow - Crow is hardcore, but Janus is hardcoreer......dude, weak. Edit after seeing Crow's picks: Crow sucks. USJL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon Maddix© vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins - Hmmm... SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Ryan Dustin - I like Dustin's character, but it's Muzzums we are talking about here. SINGLES MATCH David Blazenwing vs Toxxic - Hahahahahahahaha.

I'm predicting bad since Leo is gone. Leo was the only on-air personality that knew what he was doing. I found out that just about all the on-air personalities were offered to keep their jobs if they relocated to LA (I believe). I don't know who did and who didn't (except for Leo).

“It’s technically not a choke…”

LMFAO! Well, he wanted the match, and now he has it. Let's just hope that he knows what he's getting into. You fucking idiot.

I'm too lazy to look. Someone give me a link to download 4.0, please.

True story. Why you're surprised that a WB show gets cancelled is beyond me... Off Centre was really hit or miss. I thought it was funny most of the time, but it got horrid ratings if I remember. WB cancelled it, then brought it back because fans wanted it. But then the ratings got worse.