HollywoodSpikeJenkins

MTV Cribs with "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins at Ash's House....PART 2!

Are we still talking about nailing Emma Watson? Yeah, I would too.

After watching the X-Four Way on Impact, I have to say. AJ's music is awesome.

It doesn't air in NYC till tuesday, I believe.

I can make an easy killing joke here, but I won't.... ...... *STAB STAB* You Just Got Juiced!

MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN MADNESS~! Toxxic, Tom Flesher, and Ace Lezaire vs. Nathanial Kibagami, Dace Night, and Ryan Dustin - Toxx/Kibs haven't done anything other than Kibs dropping Toxx on his head. But that's due to Kibs not being here till now. Muzzums and Dustin are n00bs still/kind of/sort of. Then Tom and Dace.....I say Toxx/Tom/Ace take it with Tom taking the win over Dace to set up the Fifth and Final Match of the Best of 5 Series. IMMEDIATE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN OF DOOM FOR THE ICTV TITLE~! Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous - Hmmmm..................Janus to go Champion vs. Champion at 13th Hour. MYSTERIOUS MAN CONTINUES TRAIL OF DEATH… OR DOES HE~!? “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Masked Man - Well fuck me. Danny brings the junk, while SS brings the funk. Danny will write a more technical style match, while SS will show off the comedy. No matter who writes, I see Danny winning. MM is suppose to be a midcarder 4 life. You can't move up the card, damn it. FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION NO-DQ WACKINESS FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP~! Crow vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Todd Cortez - *Cough Cough* FOLLOW-UP FRAY~! David Blazenwing vs. Insane Luchadore - Blazenwing because IL is a dirty irish. AND he no shows a lot. OPENING ONSLAUGHT~! Tryst vs. Munich - Munich is here. Tryst is not.

Lita's ugly. But she's a beast in bed.

Card, bitches: MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN MADNESS~! Toxxic, Tom Flesher, and Ace Lezaire vs. Nathanial Kibagami, Dace Night, and Ryan Dustin IMMEDIATE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN OF DOOM FOR THE ICTV TITLE~! Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous MYSTERIOUS MAN CONTINUES TRAIL OF DEATH… OR DOES HE~!? “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Masked Man FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION NO-DQ WACKINESS FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP~! Crow vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Todd Cortez FOLLOW-UP FRAY~! David Blazenwing vs. Insane Luchadore OPENING ONSLAUGHT~! Tryst vs. Munich

I'll watch it because it's free.

Why hasn't anybody said anything about Helms owning a badass "SHAZAM!" shirt?

Hahahahahahaha. That is all.

Closest thing to metal MTV had in years.

Edge was a better performer then Christian LAST YEAR, but Edge has done nothing. Christian hasn't done anything either, but his mic work puts him ahead of Edge.

And you better, damn it.

The Blinding Light - "Hydrant"

Three letters, my friend. G------T-------A

Cruel Intentions 2 was a prequel to when Sebastian arrived at the school and met his new family. I enjoyed it for a Direct-To-Video. But 3? I don't know how they did that.

Smackdown sucks, but the Chavo's are still entertaining.

That is a fantastic deal. Get it.

Only three matches announced... - Teddy/Evans in the main event for the Opera Cup - Hero/Miyamoto - Minnamino/Ishimori With Teddy/Evans MEing, I need more card to make me want to go.

And that is my new away message on Aim.

I missed everything on Raw so far. Someone give me some quick results.

That's a very good excuse, Flik. Don't worry about it, and I hope your family gets through this hard time. And for me? I'm no showing because I'm going to see my bitch. Bitches.

So Batista has become HHH?

Ralph is on the cover. All is good. I will buy it.