HollywoodSpikeJenkins

I'm gonna save up to buy half the company and have a sWo vs. SWF feud.

You like Linkin Park, but not Evanescence? Aren't they the same band, except with that hot chick?

ONE! TWO! THREE! SKANK! err...sorry....

Its about Martians?

We always somehow break into a debate on how much Michael Shane sucks every week. I take it we would be debating his amount of suckage then? What else would you call it? Radom Poster: Michael Shane sucks. LFV: Michael Shane isn't bad. Corey: Michael Shane sucks a lot. Here are reasons why. LFV: Michael Shane sucks. Every week.

We always somehow break into a debate on how much Michael Shane sucks every week.

They are from the North Pole. Thats why they all chill with Santa. You are the dumb one.

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Toxxic© vs. Johnny Dangerous - Well, I'm not dumb. Toxxic. SWF CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Tom Flesher© vs. Candace - I may know something that none of you know. Maybe cause I'm sort of feuding with Flesher? SINGLES MATCH Dace Night vs. Sean Davis - Revolution Zero pride...even though Dace went over last time. NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN. SWF USJL #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH David Cross vs. Austin Sly - David Young and Jason Cross. “ROOKIE” SINGLES MATCH Justin Bowers vs. Brian Levy - The Poet who doesn't even know it. Wait... SWF ICTV #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Jamie Drazon vs. Andrea Montgomery vs. Manson vs. “The Icon” Max King - Manson, cause Drea, JD, and King suck. Mostly Drea and JD. WHAT BITCHES? SINGLES MATCH John Duran vs. The Birdman - Duran cause I hate birds. IGNJL EASTERN UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH Petey The Irish Penguin vs. Munich© - Munich. Giant Penguins aren't from the Eastern United States. They are from the North Pole. Silly. NON-TITLE HARDCORE MATCH Landon Maddix© vs. Todd Cortez© - Much More Maddix!

That will hurt the package though. Ouch.

This is the good thing about the SWF. We get to write our own announcers... Then again, our announcers are a Superhero and a closet homosexual...

Heyman > Tazz > Josh Matthews > Everyone.

You're still going to have trouble. Mike and Mask are going to fight over who gets the bottom half.

Actually, they call me Capt. Obvious.

Everything is so slanty.

All I know is I marked the fuck out for a sandwich mention.

You are such a whore. A very funny whore.

I think Callis would of been the best choice.

Give Abyss the Brock Lesnar push (with the Paul Heyman-type manager) and you have a star.

He shouldn't have any problems getting laid.

Does anyone really care anymore?

A little late with this, but I want to major in Play/Script Writing.

Going to figure out your plans after your loss to Toxxic, eh?

I could really use one of those people.

Ummm... my bad?

I remember seeing that one. I remember him in the box getting killed.